What would happen if Zac Efron went to prison?

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a tasteful OP
• OP shut the fuck up.

• [quote]What would happen if Zac Efron went to prison?\ \ Prison Cell Block G (for Gay): The Musical

• Oh the buttfucking.... dear god the buttfucking that would go on...

• He would receive an anal episiotomy at the hands (well, the cocks actually) of several large black men on the first evening.

• He''d be gangfucked as the blatino prison boys belted out "WE''RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!"

• It would be the Troy battle all over again. But this time with Zac in the Helena position.

• Disney Presents PRISON MUSICAL: STARS BEHIND BARS featuring the hit songs:\ \ Be My Bitch;\ \ Don''t Drop the Soap; and\ \ We''re All in YOU Together

  Bxville

• He would be beaten up because he''s too pretty. The tough guys wouldn''t touch him with a 20 inch pole.\ \ In the end Zac would become some twisted, slime latino douche''s property, and Zac''s going to be looking worn out and bleached in about six months. \ \ The slimey douche gets killed in a prison fight and Zac will become an outcast.

• We could actually see this onscreen if they finally make The Robert Chambers Story.

• OP you need to give this fantasy of Zac of yours up. This is the umpteenth variation of this and it''s time for you to give it up. You like twinks we [italic] get [/italic] it.

• Seriously, OP. You need to shut up. This thread is closed.

• If he went to prison, someone would make millions selling "Free Zac" t-shirts.

• Hey, Zac might pull a Legally Blond and get all those prison toughs to do his bidding!

• Go to nifty.org if you want to fantasize about your favorite celebrity.

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  Pantsy

• That''s not funny.

  Chace Crawford

• Webmaster, please delete this thread and ban the OP from the DL. These pederasts are illegally and criminally endangering us all on the DL with conspiracy and collusion charges by drawing us into this kind of discussion. Six years ago Zac Efron was underage and legally a child and that is just too close for comfort and decency in today''s atmosphere of scrutiny and caring for the safety of our precious youth. I wouldn''t be surprised if this is an attempt at entrapment.

• And sorry I forgot to sign my post.\ \ Cheryl\ \ p.s. my pussy STILL stinks

  r16

• [quote]What would happen if Zac Efron went to prison? Every 'mo would leave protective custody. Can you imagine him being all these black men's bitch

• I would love to see Zac Efron in a real-life OZ scenario as Stabler's prag. Can you imagine Meloni menacingly slapping his fat balls off Zac's butt?

• I'd kill, we're talking MURDER ONE, to be in his cell.

• Do prisoners get to shave or would Zac's chest and ass be all hairy?

• R21, I don't think Zac is capable of growing body hair.

• He would be lording it in the fields of play.

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• Bomp, bomp Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton Bubble till you feel the beat Bomp, bomp Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton Joy till reach defeat Bubble, lubba, lubba, lippton Bubble till you have no doubt Bomb, bomp Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton Joy's what it's all about Bomp, bomp Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton Bubble till you're on your feet Bomp, bomp Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton A simulated Holland treat

• "I don't think Zac is capable of growing body hair." You are (thankfully) oh so wrong...

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