Who was your favorite Monkey?
Mike was my favorite, followed by Peter. How about you?
- banana humping
- um, do you mean THE MONKEES, OP?
- anyway... I found Mike Nesmith weirdly, darkly sexy.\
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Was it just me? Was it the hat?
R2
- Curious George
- Uh, oh!
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- Dr. Zaius.
- Shit! I accidentally voted for Peter, but Mike was my favourite. He was sort of subversive and the most fuckable.
- Word for word with r3.
Della
- BJ and THE BEAR!
- Why is everyone avoiding admitting that Davey Jones was your favorite Monkee?\
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And yes, it''s Monkee, not Monkey.
- satan worshipping, of course
- Brian Pumper
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- That''s quite a hunky-monky!
- From a girl old enough to remember the hype:\
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There was no other Monkee but Davy Jones.\
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Peter Tork was a dork (me and my friends use to cleverly say that)\
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Mickey Dolenz was too goofy, and Micheal Nesmith always looked like he''d rather be anywhere but entertaining little 8 year old girls.
Mia
- Girl!\
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Look what you''ve done to me.\
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Me. And my whole world.
- Mike.\
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Because of the "Liquid Paper" millions he got/gets from his inventor mother.
- I {{{heart}}} Rhesus.
- Kong.
F. Wray
- Capuchin. They''re both cute and evil.
- Mia is correct! It was all Davy Jones, the rest were mere backdrop. The accent, the size (he was the prototypical pocket gay), the sensitivity. I didn''t know exactly what I wanted to do with him but I knew it had to be kept a secret.
Sleepy Jean
- Gorillas and orangutans are apes, not monkeys. So are we.
Diann Fussy
- What Monkey are you referring to OP. I love the Chimpanzee.
- Bonzo
Ronald R.
- Wow, Mike and Davy are exactly tied.
- Such a worthy Zombie Thread.
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- Davy was the handsome, cute one. Peter aged into a sexy man for a while. Mike was kind of hot in a nerdy way for a while too. Never found Dolenz attractive
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- I never thought Dolenz was attractive. (In fact in some pics he looks oriental - is he adopted?) But Dolenz seems by far the friendliest of the four and got along with all the others while Mike and Davy and Mike and Peter were fighting.
- I think I answered this question definitively 30 years ago.
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- I always thought Peter was the most fuckable. Bet he has a nice dick. Smooth.
- Definitely Davy Jones. Micky and Peter were goofy looking and Mike
always seemed like he was doing everybody a favor by being there.
However, the nicest one from what I heard was Micky Dolenz. He was always trying to keep the peace between the band members.
- Nesmith was a hot hippie dude, but Dolenz was the best singer.
- In 1967, Mike Nesmith reminded me of President Johnson.
- Mia's right. Davey was the only one. But I liked Mike and everyone thought I was crazy. Davey was cute, but seemed immature to me. Mike always seemed like the one you could rely on.
- Peter, Peter, Peter
- W.
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- Micky is actually the one with the best voice.
- Both Mike and Peter sometimes showed a nice package in episodes of The Monkees. Mike had that tall, lean look which I like.
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- R36 - agreed.
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- Butt Monkey
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- Mike and Davy are tied again - seems about right. But why no love for nice Micky? I guess DL is shallow.