Crude subject: Do you ever get hard while taking a dump?
I have had this problem since I was a teenager. I get a boner when I take a crap. I am not thinking about anything sexual, but when I get off the head I am hard. Does anyone else have this problem? And no I am not a bottom.
I get the boner before I take the crap. A fullness in the chute, or even just feeling my little shit babies kicking, makes me hard. Sometimes I hold on to it just for the intensity of the feeling.
Maybe you need to invest in some German Scheiße films.
Do you own a glass table?
No boner, but like r1 I sometimes get a "happy" feeling right before a big shit.
When I was alive, constantly.
the late Beatrice Arthur
Go see "The Human Centipede" again, hon.
I don''t, but I have a friend who told me that once he shat a turd about twelve inches long; said it felt like a monster cock pulling out of his ass and yes, he got hard.
well OP if the opposite were to happen, then you''d have a problem
Your body is multitasking, but it''s a waste of a boner.
Do you ever feel like a cigarette after having a fine poop?
A lot of smokers puff away while they open their bomb door. That''s why they have ashtrays next to the toilet.
I thought it was because the smoke covered the associated dump odors.
No, but sometimes when I need to take a piss really, really bad when I finally am able to make it to the toilet, the feeling of taking that desperately needed piss is sometimes more intense than an orgasm.
Sometimes cum drips out of my dick when I shit.
R14 Are you sure the cum isn''t dripping out of your butthole?
I love that George Carlin joke: "Did you ever take a shit that made you feel like you''d slept for a week?"\
Oh yes, dear.\
I don''t get hard, but often after a good one, I''ll get horny...
No, but I have trouble to pee in the morning with my morning wood.
I always cum when I take a dump. Then I wipe - between the legs, back to front, up my balls and up the shaft, one swipe. It usually makes me messier, but it''s the only way I wipe.
R15, when I strain, cum is pushed out of my dick.
There's something about taking a dump sitting on the toilet fully nude, relaxing and feeling that log opening the anus before dropping out. I find it very sexual.
Ditto 13 -- the "peegasm"
and Ditto 16... after a really big one, I get very horny.
Is the OP a sailor boy?
Doesn't it rub the prostate a bit?
It's probably also the build up and release.
It's Freud's anal stage, OP.
Are you canine, OP?
I've had dogs that popped boners every time the crapped.
How come gooey shits hurt your asshole but hard shits don't? You'd think it would be the opposite.
I opened this thread. I blame myself.
LOL R28, it's no ones fault but ours.
You fellas are just as crude as a bunch of construction workers.
Webmistress! Delete this thread at once!
We've all lost 27 IQ points reading this thread.
It's called congestive heart failure OP
I get hard when someone else takes a dump.
Preferably on me.
What I love personally, is to have a long slow jack-off session – an edging marathon – on a day when I have eaten a lot of fruit or veg. Love farting up the room as I hover for a few hours on the edge of busting a nut. The effect is almost like sniffing poppers, the process of gassing myself with my own farts over an extended period of time as I approach a hot windy climax.
I got to R11 before I couldn't take it anymore.
No I do not get hard while taking a dump. Two reasons. First I am British. We have more class. Second, I'm a woman.
Woman at R38, do you enjoy gassing yourself with your own farts while you play with your pussy?
I don't get a boner, but the sensation of a fine, long, firm log sliding out is extremely pleasant. It's why I like to have guys perform blumpkins.
35 brought me to tears. true comedy.
I actually cum sometimes while taking a dump.
R35 is male Bonnie Mace.
This is why they hate us.
I get hard - and I TOUCH it
thats cause it puts pressure on your prostate. i occasionally get some pre cum to come out. BTW, shitting and sex do not go together. toilet = poo and that is it!
Wow...so this thread survived for three years, yet I started a thread titled, "Do you fart in front of your significant other?" and got BANNED from the site with no explanation and no refund. Unfuckingbelievable.
OMG I am so glad I am a lesbian.
I am SO glad that That only baked potatoes occur between me and my partner!
There's no rhyme nor reason for some threads being deleted and some people being banned, R47.