Neil Patrick Harris Picks His 10 Hottest Guys

I agree with #1.

who is David Williams?

A player for the Yankees? Actually I have no idea.

I like what he says about James Franco.

His #1 pick isn't attractive at all and his other picks aren't that inspired.

NPH is one of the sweetest guys. Hot, intelligent and talented.

Who is the number one person?

I assume he means David Williams, the model. See link. And yes, I would most certainly hit THAT (and everyone else on NPH's list - seems we have similar taste).

But Joe Jonas is the hot one! Especially since he started wearing those dorky black glasses.

I like his taste and totally agree about Nick Jonas' eyes.

#1 is his boyfriend - and that's VERY sweet. I love NPH.

Why didn't he pick any porn stars?

Wouldn't you expect there to be at least one porn star on any rich and famous guy's list? Straight or gay.

I can think of at least 5 in a minute. I bet that list was from a publicist.

Love NPH and I would lick the shitter of every guy on his list. Good taste indeed.

[quote]Wouldn't you expect there to be at least one porn star on any rich and famous guy's list?

Not in the least. A celebrity isn't going to admit to fancying a guy who fucks on camera for cash and in most cases sells his body on the side. That's just tacky.

The jealousy of the queens in this thread is hilarious. You all absolutely HATE that he is so genuine and functional and successful and liked. It's pathetically delicious.

R15, I think by and large people are admiring NPH and agreeing with him, dear.

WTF cares what gets Fugly Fivehead hard? His choices are no different from any tina'd-out White Party queen would pick. Besides, he couldn't get any of them if he was what HE really looks like, which is Supermarket Assistant Manager.

Where does Ryan Kwanten show it off in HBO?

Is r15 a parody post? The only person who said anything remotely negative was R5, and all he did was admit he has different taste than NPH.

No, R15's post was pure naked projection. That's what's truly 'delicious'.

[quote]Where does Ryan Kwanten show it off in HBO?

"True Blood," particularly the first season. He was shirtless in literally every episode and naked in quite a few.

For R20.

It's actually pretty bold for him to admit such a list considering his mainstream success. He's kind of been Ellen DeGeneres 2.1 - openly gay but pretty quiet about it so as not to upset the straight folks. It helps he plays a straight man on his show and is in LTR in real life. But I could still see this list turning off some of his straight audience.

And kudos for a genuine list of lust objects. PR pieces would normally be full of safe choices like Barack Obama, Adam Lambert, Jon Stewart or his "How I Met..." co-stars. Not that those choices are unattractive but Neil's list is actually full of sex objects. I only worry for his choice of Nick Jonas. I agree he's sexy (and said so above) but I think he's still under 18 so I could see the fundies jumping on that as proof of gay men's predatory nature.

[quote]His #1 pick isn't attractive at all and his other picks aren't that inspired.

[quote]I bet that list was from a publicist.

Add to these

[quote]WTF cares what gets Fugly Fivehead hard? His choices are no different from any tina'd-out White Party queen would pick. Besides, he couldn't get any of them if he was what HE really looks like, which is Supermarket Assistant Manager.

And those are what R15 was referring to--tacky, trashy gay asking why he didn't pick any porn stars? Puh-lease.

Why let the fundies dictate what gay men are allowed to say, r23?

"... he's still under 18 so I could see the fundies jumping on that as proof of gay men's predatory nature."

I see your point r23, but you must remember that fundies' opinions aren't based on reality. They despise him and think he's a pedophile no matter who he picks on this list or conducts himself in his personal life.

It is 100% unnecessary for gay people to change their behavior to appease these motherfuckers because no matter what they will ALWAYS hate us.

R24, darling...your last quote came after your original post.

But let's revisit what you said:

[quote]The jealousy of the queens in this thread is hilarious. You all absolutely HATE that he is so genuine and functional and successful and liked. It's pathetically delicious.

It's the "you ALL HATE"...that doesn't jive with the thread. Most of us are agreeing with NPH.

Your crazy is showing, r15.

i don't agree with his fem pretty boy choices. still, i love the fact that he publicly declared that he is not only an "out" gay, but he is also a scoping, lusting gay, not just a neutered sexless gay. he's charting new ground.

I'm disappointed there weren't ethnic choices and age variation considerations that would give all his fans a chance to fantasize. He's just a skinny white boy who wants another skinny white boy.

r30, I agree. This list was too white bread, for me.

I love NPH. He seems like an awesome guy, and the fact that he picked David as his number one choice only makes me love him more.

Taye Diggs is black. At least he picked one.

And if you want to be picky, Colin Farrell is Irish and Ryan Kwanten is Aussie. And I believe a few of them are Jews.

He's being honest, probably, right? Maybe he doesn't like latinos or asians. It's his own taste.

If it were a PR written article, you know we'd have BD Wong and Ricky Martin in there.

I liked Cheyenne Jackson's list better.

That's a pretty boring, predictable list EXCEPT for the Nick Jonas pick. I love him for doing that. Yes, Nick is still a minor and it's totally inappropriate to say what NPH said in an interview, but I love him for it.

You just know he wanted to mention Nick's big round buttocks!

Three Ryans on the list. He couldn't mix it up a bit?

I'm suprised he didn't pick John Barrowman.

[quote] I'm suprised he didn't pick John Barrowman.

Yeah, especially considering the list is for AfterElton. They can't go two days without mentioning him.

It would be nice if for once a gay man could speak about something other than hot guys. There are a dozen questions I could ask him (well, not really, I find him boring and don't really care), the last of which is "who do you think is hawt".

[quote] But I could still see this list turning off some of his straight audience.

Yes, because tons of straight people read AfterElton

[quote]Nick is still a minor

In which state? He's not a minor in many states since he's over 16. He'll probably soon be 18.

You can quit your trolling for what you'll claim are pedos, hausfrau. We don't need your fundie frau mentality. Take your twat back to iVillage.

I like the list, because it does feature hot guys and a rather "unsafe" choice with barely legal Jonas bro.

I also like that little bit about Channing Tatum.

Why does his list have to be PC? If he had one each of black, latino, asian, etc. you'd all be complaining that his list was TOO PC to be authentic. You just can't win around here.

Joe Jonas is WAY hotter that Nick Jonas. FAIL NPH.

Dear Neil,

You have been talking a bit much about how happy you are with David and how wonderful he is....I'm beginning to think such boastful behavior angers the gods and they strike you down...be careful.

I love how James Franco went to see a musical in London and wrote a fan letter!

I didn't know famous people wrote fan letters to eachother.

Ryan Kwantan is a strange case. The body, the muscles...yet somehow he doesn't really do anything for me.

I wonder if NPH would dump #1 if any of #2 - #10 came calling. Now that he's made his lustful feelings known.

No guys from Broadway? Suspicious.

Anyone know what NPH and Colin Farrell screen tested together for?

[quote]I liked Cheyenne Jackson's list better.

Where is that list posted? Who's on the list besides Reichen Lehmkuhl?

Kwanten has always been fucking hot. Is there any chance he's bi?

None of you want to know about "Shared a hot tub with Channing and Mr. Burtka at Adam Shankman's Laguna Beach pad two summers back"?

That Jonas kid is 17 -- and turns 18 in September.

Unclutch missy! Really, it's ok for hetero people to sexualize people just under 18, why is not okay for guys?

And when did saying someone was attractive, mean you'd be inappropriate with them?

And yet, he cheats on his boyfriend every chance he gets.

r56 pretending to know stuff

His boyfriend wasn't afraid of sucking dick for the right role, either.

Ryan Kwanten is the epitome of white trash looks.

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David Williams is an Australian athlete. He plays in the NRL.

And he is drop dead handsome! Modeling is a side gig for him.

Cheyenne Jackson's list:

1) Alexander Skarsgard. Saw him in the gym locker room in WeHo ... Holy wet towel, Batman!

2) Mark Sanchez. New York Jet's QB, dayum!

3) Mike Woods. New York Fox anchor and one of my drinking buddies.

4) Liev Schreiber. Best actor in NYC, end of story.

5) Matt Morris. MAJOR TALENT CRUSH, DOWNLOAD "BLOODLINE" ASAP!

6) Lee Pace. Met him briefly at Promises, Promises.

7) James Mcavoy. Mischievious!

8) Zac Posen. I see him around the 'hood and is absolutely adorable

9) Sebastian Junger. I used to stare at the back cover of The Perfect Storm

10) Javier Bardem. Duh!

Nick Adams' list:

1. Cheyenne Jackson He's so damn talented, nice and beautiful.

2. Matthew McConaughey Just because ... he's the ideal.

3. Ryan Reynolds Perfection.

4. James Franco. He looks like my boyfriend.

5. Kellan Lutz Gaaaahhhh!

6. Neil Patrick Harris He saw Guys and Dolls and told me he loved me.

7. Johnny Knoxville Spent nights as a kid trying to google him naked.

8. Mark Wahlberg No reason necessary.

9. Ricky Martin He can shake my bon bon

10. Chris Meloni DILF

Nicholas Rodriguez's list:

Cheyenne Jackson ... Duh!

Hugh Dancy

Evan Lysacek ... One of the number one reasons to tune into the winter olympics!

Robert Downey, Jr. ... Since forever

Jason Mraz ... Major artistic crush

Clive Owen

Taylor Lautner ... Does that make me a dirty ol' man?

Djimon Hounsou

Jake Gyllenhaal

Matthew McConaughey ... From one Texan to another

Scott Evans' list:

I want to start off by saying that this was way harder than i thought it was going to be ... the preliminary list had SO many names and I had to keep crossing names off — which was really hard. :)

But here's what I came up with — in no particular order — and why ... oh, and I did 11. :)

Zachary Quinto — I find myself looking at pictures of him way too often. Beautiful. Call me.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson — So effing adorable it hurts. Talented, witty, cute. Perfect package.

Anderson Cooper — I don't even know where to begin with this one. Intelligence is one of the sexiest qualities ever — and a sense of humor is a close second. Being able to blend the two attributes is even sexier. Oh, and look at him.

Guillermo Diaz — He had me at Half Baked. Gets better looking year after year. AND he's posing nude?!?! Muy bueno.

Matthew Mitcham — First of all, I'm a sucker for accents. Mix that with talent and some sick abs? And you've made my top ten.

Dustin Pedroia — Good things come in small packages. Second Baseman for the Boston Red Sox and my future husband.

James Franco — You HAD to pick General Hospital and not One Life to Live.

Andy Cohen — He makes me laugh. And says what's on his mind. Let's cuddle.

Gareth Thomas — Oh. My. God. I would kill to be in a scrum with him. But we're the only ones invited.

Tom Ford — No explanation necessary.

Lee Pace — I can't believe Pushing Daisies is gone.

Honorable Mentions: Jonathan Groff, Nathan Fillion, Chris Meloni, Jeremy Renner, Stanley Tucci, Jo Weil, Lance Armstrong, Jason Statham.

The Nick Jonas thing is totally inappropriate. It's disappointing. He was once a kid in the entertainment industry himself- he should know better.

Other than that, his list is pretty dull. He likes white-bread youngish looking guys. Snooze.

Now Cheyenne Jackson- would love to see him paired up with anyone from his list, preferably on xtube.

I love Scott Evans.

Nicholas- you knew someone was going to pick underage Taylor Lautner. Guys- PUBLIC EYE. Jesus, is it that tough to pick ten guys who are legal?

Didn't know who Zac Posen is so I looked him up; man, he's FINE!

Taylor Lautner is legal.

Look at the [bold]Fundie Frau Mentality[/bold] at R66 - R67. This frau-thinking creature wants us to lie and pretend that all males are ugly until they turn 18. How long does it take for people to outgrow the ignorance of their fundie upbringing? Do they look at their young nieces and nephews while thinking how ugly they are? Do they take a daily stupid-pill?

People finding the Jonas Brothers attractive is no different than straight men finding the Olson Twins attractive before they were legal (and before their style devolved into bag-lady chic).

Our culture glorifies youth, models are 15, girls who are 13 and 14 wear jogging pants with the word "juicy" on the butt. But god-forbid a gay man think that a 16 or 17 year old is attractive and he's automatically a pedo!

would it kill the celebs to throw a bear a bone?

Like who R72?

At least he was being honest about Nick Jonas. He's a good looking young man. Why lie and pretend he's not because he's not 18 yet?

Weird how he only picked straight guy apart from his bf. I guess he is one of those queens who chase after straight guys and has membership to Corbin Fisher.

Are they all straight R75? I have my doubts about Jonas and a few others. Granted, there are no openly gay men besides his bf on the list.

I've watched the last year or two of "Leave It to Beaver," just to look at Wally's superb ass.

I do not know how old Tony Dow (Wally) was near the end of the sit com, but I doubt he was 18.

If NPH's list was full of young guys, that would be a problem, but he only listed one person -- a Jonas brother.

I agree, r77. Except Jonas, I think the rest are in their 30s or at least close.

Never realized that Wally looks a lot like that hot Canadian porn star Brent Everett. I wonder if Wally was as big in the front...

R71 nailed it. Its fine for a straight guy to think a 17 year old girl is hot, or even a grown woman to think a 17 year old boy is hot (ie twi-moms) but when a gay man finds a 17 year old attractive everyone freaks out.

"I love how James Franco went to see a musical in London and wrote a fan letter!"

Is this his way of outing Franco?

I really want to know what happened in that hot tub with him, David Burtka, and Channing Tatum. I don't believe him that nothing happened.

Does this provide support for the rumor that Channing is bi?

The Channing story is tantamount to an outing. Hot threesome! I hope there's video!

Too bad I didn't look like Neil Patrick Harris!!

Seriously, r85? You're equating lusting after a 17 year old to molesting 7 year old boys?

Too cute, how much do we love this guy!

[quote]You're equating lusting after a 17 year old

Please tell us, r86, how you've come to the conclusion that NPH is "[bold]lusting[/bold] after a 17 year old." After you've finished your idiotic explanation, please take your Fundie Frau Freeper Mentality over to iVillage and let us continue a nice discussion.

Most people don't use "bedroom eyes" to describe people they're not attracted to, you fucking dope.

Really, trash like you is the reason why gays get a bad name. Go cum over an underage boy somewhere else, you sick fuck.

The Pedo-Accusing Troll is busy with her gay-bashing at r89. Go away Fundie Freeper Frau.

I want to know what Channing Tatum was doing in a hot tub at an Adam Shankman party...

And I want to know the REAL contents of the letter James Franco sent to NPH

Moron at R88. I was responding to R85's insane comparison to Michael Jackson. If you knew how to read, you'd understand that. I wasn't attacking NPH.

And by saying that Nick Jonas (who is 17) is the 10 hottest guy out there, NPH is in fact lusting after a 17 year old.

Going by your warped thinking, since I think Halle Berry and Grace Kelly are two of the sexiest women to ever work in Hollywood, it means that I'm "lusting" after them. What a fool you are. Again, you are a sick puppy, r92. Take your fundie freeper mentality back to iVillage. It's time to start f&f-ing you gay bashers.

You're a completely crazy person, r93, but you already know that.If anything, I was defending NPH in the face of the stupid Michael Jackson comment at r85.

His list was not about who he thought was the prettiest actress in Hollywood or the best actor. It specifically asked, "who do you think are the hottest men?" As he's gay, the list is based on who he finds sexually attractive or in other words, lusts after. If you look at his comments about Channing Tatum ("an image seared into my skull") or any of the other top 10, they are not of the "I think he's a great actor" variety. So seriously, go fuck yourself. I won't be responding to your crazy ass anymore.

I love how James Franco is on a lot of these lists--so New York.

And so telling, if you ask me.

How is his list samey? David Williams isn't remotely twinky, a la Nick Jonas, for example.

I eat shit

I'm a Ryan... why am I not on the list?

Well, this should make any straight males reading sufficiently uncomfortable.

[quote]Its fine for a straight guy to think a 17 year old girl is hot, or even a grown woman to think a 17 year old boy is hot (ie twi-moms) but when a gay man finds a 17 year old attractive everyone freaks out.

You really think straight guys are allowed to openly display lust for girls under 18 without getting shit for it? What rock have you been living under? It's still considered predatory.

[quote]You really think straight guys are allowed to openly display lust for girls under 18 without getting shit for it? What rock have you been living under? It's still considered predatory.

Yes, I saw so many straight guys getting shit for thinking 16 year old Britney Spears was hot. There was SO MUCH outrage about the website which had the countdown clock of when the Olsen's turned 18.

Time to change your tampon R100 it's filled up.

R100 There is a big difference between "getting shit for it" (ie "dude, you know she's jailbait") and seriously being considered a pervert.

[quote]Yes, I saw so many straight guys getting shit for thinking 16 year old Britney Spears was hot. There was SO MUCH outrage about the website which had the countdown clock of when the Olsen's turned 18.

I'm pretty sure Britney Spears was 18 when all those guys were lusting after her. Do you really think a 40 year old guy would not get shit for saying he wanted to bang a 16 year old girl?

R103 You're right, she was. But what about the Olson twins? Guys were definitely diggin them when they weren't legal.

You would be incorrect R103. Britney Spears hit around 1998. Neil didn't say he wanted to fuck his brains out, he said he was hot. Bridget Hall and Niki Taylor were on magazine covers at 16 and 17, I doubt any men who talked about how hot they were called predatory or perverts you stupid cunt.

Just stop NOW frau.

Neil is a pervert.

R105... She was born in 1981 and released Oops I did it Again in 1999. Do the math.

Call me naive, I actually thought NPH was one of the few people we all loved.

No one is universally loved, R108.

Compared to other celebs he's worshipped like he's Mother Teresa around here.

Britney Spears was 17 when this video, which clearly plays up her underage sex appeal, was released.

Is this Neil Patrick Harris's way of outing other actors? I herd once that Ryan Phillippes is Bi. Someone once stated on a gossip site that Ryan started out as a Rent Boy before he made it in his film career.

I suppose it's okay but something about it feels weird. Like it's too tabloidy and indiscreet to talk about your peers in the business this way. On the other hand, it does break new ground and he handles it with a calculated care that speaks of balance and disingenuousness.

Great list. And ITA about Nick Jonas... he's hot.

"She was just 17.

You know what I mean."

EVERYONE finds young, but sexually mature people hot. It's biology.

I liked Phillipe til I saw him in bike shorts on SNL rerun last weekend and damn the man has killer quads. Everyone seems to work their upper bods and forget their legs but his are SMOKIN HOT!

Hot kissing photo of Neil & David. I wish there was a sex tape...

Thanks for posting, 117. What a beautiful couple.

BTW, David has a recurring role on HIMYM as the creepy ex-boyfriend of Alyson Hannigan's character, Lily. Every once in awhile, he'll just show up, professing his undying love for her. It's quite funny.

R118 yes, love David as Scooter. Someone uploaded all his scenes on youtube.

It's funny that David's role on HIMYM started Neil's public coming out.

Lily - "Did he look like a failed umpire?"

Barney - "Why, yes, I believe he did."

R112, yes, Ryan P is bi. And he was kept by a few producers before he hit it big. Boy has been around the block--he still fucks chicks though.

And your right, NPH's list is very very gay, closeted, but very gay.

Case in point: I've been saying that Channing Tatum was gay for years. He would bring his boyfriend on movie sets, and then NPH says this.

"Shared a hot tub with Channing and Mr. Burtka at Adam Shankman's Laguna Beach pad two summers back."

That's all I needed to hear.

I just read David is part of the ensemble of Rent at the Hollywood Bowl. I think it’s nice of Neil to give him a job.

R122

He's also the Maureen understudy

[quote]She was born in 1981 and released Oops I did it Again in 1999. Do the math.

We did the math you stupid cunt. She was 17. Now fuck off and die pantystain.

I wish the tired, over-exposed, self adoring Patrick-Harris would go away, at least for a little while.

Yes, he seems "nice", but it's a shtick he's played and played and played and it's tiresome. Yes, he wants to the go-to, America's male sweetheart awards show host, song and dance man. But he hasn't yet earned it.

Yucking it up on every damn talk show and playing the "aw shucks" every-guy doesn't work either.

Just act, try to keep yourself off every damn network every day of the week and let your career grow organically.

R125

You're hardly being forced to watch him, or click on this thread, for that matter.

Dishy, R121.

Do you think Neil intended to give Channing away like that? LOL

Kidding, but when you read that, all you think is gay gay gay.

Adam Shankman isn't going to have straight boys in his tub, in LAGUNA BEACH, if they're not a least trade.

bump

r17

I guess you're number 11?

[quote]Shared a hot tub with Channing and Mr. Burtka at Adam Shankman's Laguna Beach pad two summers back. Nothing naughty transpired, but 'twas a visual strongly seared into my skull.

He left out the part where they were naked.

I didn't read the 130 posts prior, & yes, I know this thread is 4 yrs old, but I have to say, I'm pretty embarrassed that NPH actually submitted a list like this one.

Seeing how hard it already is for gay men & women to gain respect from the world at large, NPH goes ahead & submits his high-school girl level crush list to the media. He played right into their cynical trap...

Would they have ever asked a straight guy to create this kind of list of Women They'd Like to Fuck & publicize it?

NPH

What good taste Neil has.

Neil forgot to put himself on the list. I knew he was the humble type, but leaving himself off brings question-ability to the list.

Has he new list for new year?

The chorus boys in his shows aren't good enough for him now, huh?

You idiots, he means this David Williams, not the Australian rugger. This one is a celebrity he has undoubtedly met and who is in the same business. He's trying to show how not shallow he is.

He has never heard of this David Williams and he didn't pick people just from photos.

Unless he means the poker player

Just another one

r137, you idiot. That's David WALLIAMS.

I stand by my statements R141. NPH is not picking people based on their photo.

I don't understand why Jai Courtney isn't on any of these list. I definitely think he's the sexiest man on planet Earth. Just my opinion.

I bet those guys are flattered to be on his list, unlike that cunt Jane Fonda.

Because he has a head shaped like an avocado, R143.

He forgot to include himself.

Is that ugly old man that played the kid on his first TV show on the list?

If it was Datalounge, they would've picked Barron Trump, sickos.

They're all old guys except Niek

I bet Obama isn't on it.

So thread bumping troll, this morning you searched for NPH and flooded DL with a shitload of them. You must be very proud.

I bet he didn't pick me

He should've picked that guy who played Max on his show

You all wish YOU were on it and ON HIM.

You're not one of them.

and NEVER will be