I didn''t know that, but it explains a few things ...
I''m masturbating as I type.
I''ll masturbate in the car on the way to work all month long.
Masturbate with my co-workers.
Masturbate a starnger. Put a smile on his face.
May is for Mothers. You can''t masturbate thinking about your mother.
I like to edge as well as the next guy ... but 24/7 for an entire month?\
My dick will be in a cast by the end of the month.
I will pollinate my garden with my man-seeds.
Shit, I''m asking for a day off of work. \
"Its Masturbation Day, boss. Seeing that whacking it is as close as I get to religious ecstasy or hope, I''m declaring this a holiday. Thanks."
Is masturbation on the decline? Does it really need an awareness month of it''s own? I don''t see that it''s popularity has waned any.
THey should put that on postage stamps!
r10 May being Masturbation month is not new. It was started as a response to Billy Clinton firing Joselyn Elders for making the comment that maybe masturbation should be taught in school.
I''m celebrating now! Won''t you join me?
I will always love Dr. Elders for having such a sensible approach to teenage sexuality.\
Seriously, telling a teenager, who is basically a walking hormone, that they not only can''t engage in sexual activity with other people, they can''t even get themselves off, is cruel and unusual IMO.\
I seriously can''t believe that there are people out there who go through their entire lives without masturbating. Although, after seeing how bitter and haggard some people are, I kinda can see it.
Bumping for May of 2013!
[quote]You can't masturbate thinking about your mother.
Ohhhh, yes you can...