Well, he does look as though he''s full of baby batter.
Maybe his heightened ability to procreate is one of the many, many secrets buried deep inside his huge butt.
He''s pregnant again? What will this condition do to his figure?
They''re probably trying for a boy.
R6 is probably correct.\
I have a family of cousins, 7 girls and 1 boy, and that boy is the most motherfucking spoiled kid who ever lived.
Matt was just saying that he would not be married if he had to do it over again, so his wife is probably trying to seal/save the marriage by having another baby and hoping it is a boy.
R8, when asked whether he wanted another baby, he said something that it was Lucy (his wife) who had to bear the brunt of it while he just got to have the fun.
That''s not what I was refering to, R9. Matt definitely said something against marriage recently.
He wants a boy so he can pass along the shapely Damon butt. Hopefully if it''s a boy he turns out gay and grows up to be a big ole bottom.
So, his wife is expecting THEIR third child, right?
I''ve noticed this in my real life too- either the husband or wife of a married couple will confide in you that they''re having ''problems'' and all of a sudden they''re popping out another kid.\
I guess marriage sucks but you''ve already bought the milk so why not?
R7, I know that''s not the comment to which you were referring. I just wanted to add to what you wrote. I should have written, "he also said". The comment to which you refer is where he referred to marriage as "a totally ridiculous idea." See link. \
R12, this will be their third child together.
A mick and a guido. They''re going to have a football team before they''re done.
He''s Irish, she''s Latina. You do the math!
"He wants a boy so he can pass along the shapely Damon butt. Hopefully if it''s a boy he turns out gay and grows up to be a big ole bottom."\
Do you think he''s passed it on to the girls? If so, what will the Damon butt look like on a girl? Good, bad, meh?
They make such a handsome couple. I wish they''d just come out already and proclaim their love, to hell with Hollywood and their careers.
R12, they are presently parenting three children. Age 3, 19 months, and 11.\
Why the emphasis on the 11 year old not being Matt''s biological child, but her child from her previous relationship as I stated to begin with?\
The 11 year old lives with them.\
Is it so important to you to emphasize that Matt presently has two biological children when he is parenting three children presently?
"Is it so important to you to emphasize that Matt presently has two biological children when he is parenting three children presently?"\
Only in the sense of you making a factual post-- that''s all.
I doubt this marriage will last. It''s stupid of them to have another child.
The 11 year old is probably bitter as hell and gearing up to have an insane rebellion.
It''s not a good idea to marry someone who already has a child from an earlier marriage.
That''s just a lovely sentiment, r24.
The 8 months excuse for having "none".
I think r24 is the "pregnant out of wedlock" troll.
Is the 11 year old''s baby daddy out of the picture?
I must say I tend to agree with r24. It can result in lots of problems and put a slight damper on your Broadway debut.
R27, I am not a troll. It happens to be the case that it is not a good idea to have children outside of marriage. It is more likely to cause the parents to break-up.\
Read the stats. Not sure why you are debating this.
Many parents stay together who shouldn''t because they are married. Much better for a child to grow up in a single parent home than an unhappy one.
Can we get away from whether their having another baby is a good idea and get back to talking about what we always do at DL (at least Damon Butt obsessives like me): talk about his ass.
Some men will go to the most extreme lengths to prove they are heterosexual. It is so completely unconvincing.
True, R31, but that''s a different issue.
R32, I am tired of hearing about the Damon butt. Seriously. It''s old.\
Most gay men do not even like Matt Damon''s ass.
R35, at least three other people than me have mentioned the Damon Butt on this thread, so I guess it''s not old to some people.
Up for the Butt Man
And if it''s a boy, leave the kid''s penis alone, goddammit!
His cum is delicious and very lively.
From one of the lovely posters at JustJared:\
"LUCY IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A USER. I KNEW HER AND HER EX- (THE FATHER OF ALEXIA). SHE USED HIM TOO AND IS DOING THE SAME TO MATT, WE ALL KNOW THAT!! NO SURPRISE SHE’S PREGNANT AGAIN AND TRUST ME…..THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST TIME. THE MORE KIDS THE MORE MONEY!!!! SHE’S MAKING SURE THAT SHE WILL NEVER, NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIES…. BETWEEN ALIMONY AND ALL THE CHILD SUPPORT SHE WILL RECEIVE FROM MATT!!!\
GOOD FROM HER!!!! LOL"
Matt is an idiot.
I love to fuck, what can I say. And I''ve got the ass for it too! I can use that rump roast to throw a hard slamfuck like no one else!\
You jealous gay bitches don''t know what you''re missing!
Another message from our easily excitable friend at JustJared:\
"MY FRIEND WORKED WITH HER WHEN SHE MEET MATT. SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING SINCE ONE DAY!!!\
SHE HATES TO WORK! THATS WHY SHE WAS A STRIPPER AND A BARTENDER IN HER 30′S!!\
NOW SHE’LL COLLECT CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE THREE KIDS AND ANOTHER FIVE SHE WILL POP OUT PLUS ALIMONY!!"
Up for the baby-making machine.
Well, I hate to work too! Can someone who isn''t using their womb rent it out to me, so I can quit my job and take up with a rich handsome celebrity and have his baby.
Is he trying to get one over Ben
[quote]Well, I hate to work too! Can someone who isn''t using their womb rent it out to me, so I can quit my job and take up with a rich handsome celebrity and have his baby.\
I would gladly hand my womb over to you if I could, R45. I made a decision a long time ago not to have children, so all that plumbing is going to waste.
I doubt they used a turkey baster. Matt fucked her pregnant. Not gay. But he has a secret male lover. Bisexual. Yummy.
Poor Matt. No sons. I almost feel sorry for him.
I bet his butt was glistening with sweat when he got after it. Beautiful pearls on his magnificent ass. She's so lucky.
She was a stripper? Ok so that's more money than being a maid, which is what she really should be. And Matt's an idiot and totally fug, she's fug & Matt can't act.
When is Luciana's dob?
I heard she was a bartender. I don't think Matt would marry a stripper.
Most men want sons.
"THR: Has marriage changed you?
Damon: Yeah, I think so. Somebody said to me recently, "Wow, you really love marriage," and I said, "No, I think marriage is ridiculous; I think it's a totally ridiculous idea." I love being married to my wife — she's the best thing that ever happened to me, but if she ever left me, I wouldn't do it again. Because it's crazy — to spend your life with one person and not be totally driven crazy."
I don't know much about Matt Damon, but after reading this thread and learning that his wife was a bartender, I looked up his wikipedia page. He went to Harvard, he seems like a pretty smart guy; not sure why he ended up with a bartender, but what do I know....
Luciana Barroso was a stripper.
[quote]In kinda the sweetest gesture ever, in a backwards sort of way, Matt Damon reportedly brought a posse to the New York Hustler Club, including his wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso. Instead of getting a lap dance from an actual stripper, Matt was perfectly content getting down with the mother of his children. A witness said, “He bought dances for his friends. His wife was dancing for him. The club normally doesn’t allow civilians to dance, but they made an exception for him.”
If you google it says that Luciana Barroso was a stripper. So, Damon married a stripper.
Sounds like she was a stripper that night. WTf would he marry a stripper for? Liberal savior complex?
He got drunk and "fell in love," R62. It's not that unusual.
How much do you think Damon's lifestyle costs? A wife who doesn't work at all, three kids with a fourth one on the way, and they live in Manhattan. I can only imagine how much of a fortune that must be. I hope Damon's invested his earnings well.