Iranian Cleric: Earthquakes Are Caused by Promiscuous Women
So now we know why there's been such an increase in global earthquakes recently.
[bold] Quakes blamed on 'immodest women' [/bold]
[italic] Women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes, an Iranian cleric says. [/italic]
Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, the acting Friday prayer leader in Tehran, said women should stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.
"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained.
Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.
Mr Sediqi was delivering a televised sermon at the Tehran University campus mosque last Friday on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians when he warned of a "prevalence of degeneracy".
"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.
Correspondents say many young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight-fitting clothes.
Mr Sediqi also described the violence following last year's disputed presidential election - the result of which prompted thousands of people to hold mass protests - as a "political earthquake".
"Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."
More than 25,000 people died when a powerful earthquake hit the ancient city of Bam in 2003.
Seismologists have warned that the capital, Tehran, is situated on a large number of tectonic fault lines and could be hit by a devastating earthquake soon.
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said many of Tehran's 12 million inhabitants should relocate.
There are plans to build a purpose built new capital near Qom.
I''d like to apologize to all the earthquake victims.
Charlotte the Harlot
When they had the earthquake in San Francisco\
Back in nineteen-six\
They said that ol'' Mother Nature\
Was up to her old tricks\
That''s the story that went around\
But here''s the real low-down\
Put the blame on Mame, boys!\
Put the blame on Mame!\
One night she started to shimmy-shake\
That brought on the Frisco quake\
So you can put the blame on Mame, boys!\
Put the blame on Mame!
I am too weary to even sigh. Those poor, poor women.
Kinda reminds of when Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on American tolerance of homosexuality, and the ACLU, and feminism. The Taliban are everywhere, folks.
Y''all are \
Movin ''n a-groovin\
Reelin ''n a-rockin\
Rockin ''n a-rollin\
doin the hippy, hippy shake
We''d prefer to blame the homosexuals, but we don''t have any in Iran. \
We sometimes envy America''s cornucopia of scapegoats - gays, blacks, immigrants, etc. We basically have a menu of two: Jews and women.
Didn''t the gays cause Katrina?
I forget who said that
It''s the homasexshuls who cause the quakes. They are to blame for EVERYTHING!
Rev. Fred Phelps
Well y''all have to admit that Cheryl''s pussy has caused quite a bit of destruction in the past, so it''s not out of the realm of possibility.
This just confirms that Gaia is a big ol'' dyke.
Dark Ages here we come!
I feel the earth move under my feet\
I feel the sky tumbling down\
I feel my heart start to trembling \
Whenever you''re around
Americans can't really poke fun. Replace "Iranian Cleric" with "GOP Congressman" or "Megachurch Pastor".
No need for Islamic law to dole out punishment then. Just let Allah do it.
The trouble with extremists of any religion is that as they are convinced that they serve their god, they see fit to meddle in other people's business on behalf of their god.
That explains all the earthquakes in Las Vegas.
Not any crazier than the idiocy that comes out of Pat Robertson's mouth.
In related news, floods are caused by masturbation.
So keep it in your pants and pray the erection away, young men!
Shame their invisible friend Allah is not stronger than an immodest woman. And as for the adultery comment, are the guys forced to participate by these all powerful immodest women? What a fucking joke religion is!!
Well then, he should tell his followers to refuse to have sex with all those evil promiscuous women.