43 years old and just now met 'the right woman'? Mary, please! He finally figured out ain't none of them got a pecker
I wish his brother was gay!
this is all PR. Bobby is gay, gay, gay. he tried to pick up a friend of mine once.
What does your friend look like? Was it in a bar?
Yeah, are we sure it's not Jamie who's the gay one?
Was your friend a deep-fried twink(ie)?
He ain't gay, he's a faggot!
R13, OMG! LOL ha ha!
That is one real Stepford wife he's got there. Or just Evil Incarnate. Coin toss, anyone?
r13, I laugh every time I read your post. TY for the laugh!
Who is Bobby tryin' to fool??????
Yeah, he's unavailable. Because men who get married to women never get their dick sucked by a man ever, ever again. Because men who get married to women never get their asses pounded by a man ever, ever again.
His brother is hot looking.
Bobby's show on Food Network is called "Not My Mama's Meals" & features Paula in every episode, while Bobby prepares lighter & healthier versions of her recipes. They can't change the title or edit her out because the show depends on her food being adapted & by her son, that's the whole premise. But the Food Network doesn't want to be tainted by Paula's bad rep as a bigot.
So they've got to promote Bobby offscreen as a married guy with a life apart from his mom, then they can spin him off into a new series that's more like his brother's. Jamie's show is called "Home For Dinner With Jamie Deen", on which he prepares healthy family meals for his wife & young sons, who gather 'round the table in their cozy cottage -- no Paula in sight.
I bet Bobby will soon have a new show where he fixes tasty tempting treats for two, which the blissful newlyweds enjoy on their NY apartment balcony -- without Paula.
[quote] Did Bubba and Paula plan the ceremony?
Shotgun wedding. Choose the wedding or you get the shotgun. That's how it's done in those parts.
LOL from R4's Daily Mail link:
"Wedding venue: Paula staged a surprise wedding for her son Bobby and girlfriend Claudia Lovera at her mansion in Savannah, Georgia, on Saturday"
How the fuck do you stage a "surprise wedding?" Surprise, Bobby, you're getting married at my estate today!
Bobby, what's that guy doin' in your bedroom?
OP: OR you could have subtitled this thread:
"Color of sky: blue?"
"number of legs a dog has: 4?"
Gay, gay, gay; flaming; married to a woman? - big deal
I definitely get the gay vibe from Bobby. I don't buy the marriage. I think it's a bearding situation.
More importantly Bobby's looking for some new gigs not related to being Mommy's spawn.
Surprise....I found you'all a wife, and she don't want no sex, just money. Now you marry her to stop all those rumors and you can suck all the dick you like boy. Just keep it quiet.
Paula (dials phone): "Hello, Jellyroll? How you doin', sugar? Would you mind caterin' my baby boy Bobby's weddin'?"
Jellyroll: "Do I have to wear that dishcloth on my head again?"
Paula: "Course not, hon! Why, that was all fer fun! (Nervous twitter) Anyways, make sure you add extra scalloped buttercream petals to the weddin' cake; you know how Bobby loves 'em so. Thanks nig-, um, thanks hon!"
Check out the opening of many of his episodes of "Not My Mama's Meals" he's always got the same "buddy" on the couch with him. That's the real boyfriend.
RE: The same "buddy" on the couch with him. That's the real boyfriend.
Who is that?