- Elliptical Trainer at the gym.\
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Seriously. Did wonders for my ass.
- Why would you want a big juicy round butt unless you''re a female. Men''s butts shouldn''t get their own zip code.
- Yes, but some people prefer an athletes butt compared to those obsessed with maintaining a 29 inch waist.
- I think you are either born with one or you are not. Why can''t people just accept themselves? It''s getting on my nerves. If your butt is all you have to worry about...how fucking shallow are you?
- Not nearly as shallow as you R4, if you can''t comprehend OP''s question, which is easily answered.
- OP -- By nature, I''ve got a flat ass. I''ve changed it substantially by doing all the "power" leg exercises twice a week: squats, lunges, and deadlifts. You must lift HEAVY. Remember HEAVY. Anyway, after following this leg regime my butt is noticeably more meaty and protuberant.
- Squats, squats and more squats.
- Buy implants, seriously they are easy enough to get and they look and feel real. Get chest implants while you''re at it--save on the hospital visits.
- Stairmaster. Turned my pancake into a bundt cake.
- Foam padding.
- "my butt is noticeably more meaty and protuberant"\
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Photo please
- ButtMasters are still available on eBay!
Suzanne Somers
- How do ellipticals develop the butt??
- Reincarnation?
- squats and other exercises will make your butt more muscular and to a certain extent rounder.\
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not exactly a news flash.
- How do you lift your butt? My butt has gotten bigger lifting weights, but I still want it to sit higher on my back.
- A bubble butt is like abs. They''re genetic. Not everyone can get abs. Not everyone can get a bubble butt.
- r8, I have implants and sometimes when I sit down hard, one will slip to the side and I''m sitting lopsided. ...make sure you go to someone reputable.
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Sketchers
- A transplant is the best solution but the kind of ass you want is only found in african americans, so, assuming you''re white, you''ll then have to deal with the difference in skin tone
- I have noticed that more and more Asian dudes have nice butts, contrary to stereotype. Is this because more Asian dudes are doing squats at the gym or do certain Asian ethnicities have more developed butts than others?
- ...perhaps from working in the rice fields.
- Much of it is genetic, but you can get a better ass with the aforementioned exercises. But, probably not a perfect, high bubble, which really is a gift from God.
- Wow me too r21. Most young Asian guys have hot bodies. I think it is mostly their diet. If they work out it''s like icing on the cake.
- It''s all genes, and it ain''t no picnic.
- I had a flat butt until I started lifting weights, taking creatine, and drinking protein supplements. For skinny people, the secret may be to lift weights and eat more.
- Yeah, I keep seeing all these buff Asian dudes in DC with huge chests, baseball biceps, tiny waists, and round tight butts. I don''t recall ever seeing so many buff Asian dudes with developed butts. I also notice that Asian guys tend to have very developed, nice legs, including calves. Even moreso than Black dudes, who have incredible butts but skinnier legs.
- Eat more
- R28, isn''t there a danger of developing a fat ass, rather than a bubble butt?
- Okay, this is a bubble butt.
For the lesbians: is this attractive to you?
For the gays: Would you take a dip in this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTPT7ffQIHfE
- It's 90% genetics and 10% butt exercises.
Yes all speed skaters have huge asses, but a big ass is a requirement to be a great speed skater. The sport uses all thigh and ass muscles.
You can't develop what you don't have.
- Y
- Hiking did it for me. But steep, hill hiking. Similar to a stairmaster workout I suppose.
Tight buns
- Big, round butts are gross, OP, don't do it.
- Are you retarded, R34?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y-ag-Y1qgAo/TPDPPMvuvSI/AAAAAAAAfXc/XuZ4ZF2GU6Q/s1600/JohnWilliamsRear2.jpg
- You either have an ass or you don't. It's genetics coupled with exercise. You can't attain a bubble butt with exercise alone.
Hockey Butt
- Sprinters, Speed Skaters, Figure Skaters, and Soccer players have great butts.
Short duration sprinting develops the butt.
Long distance runners do NOT have great butts.
- I just do lots of legs at the gym - everything, including the whaddayacallit, where you push your feet back from the waist. Now I have a firm, rounder ass.
Not a bubble butt, but it went from very flat to hmmm... there is something there.
and I'm 55!
- Please don't forget rugby players, wrestlers, baseball players, football players, soccer players, and whatever the hell this guy plays.
http://images.sensualdirectory.com/28492/files/2011/02/jockstrap_ass1.jpg
- Nothing wrong with this bubble butt!
http://culazosmasculinos.blogspot.com/%3Fzx%3Dcd416224e2f88f77
- Not a bad bubble butt at all. Geez!
(copy & paste link)
http://images.sensualdirectory.com/28492/files/2011/02/naked_man_ass.jpg
- "ButtMasters are still available on eBay!"
I believe you might have more luck on Manhunt.
- I will say this, it's hell buying pants though.
I have to try on nearly a dozen pairs before I find a couple that really fit properly.
Men's pants aren't made for big butts in mind. And it's crazy frustrating.
Anon
- Now this is an ass to sink your teeth into:
http://www.homotrophy.com/images/2011/mar/seth-kuhlmann-by-rick-day-41.htm
- Nick Ayler has the perfect bubble butt:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D1EQ0DXinqo/Tddxd5CFygI/AAAAAAAAAj4/ahm79GexA4Y/s1600/NIck Ayler 14.jpeg
- More Nick Ayler:
http://bearhunterfl.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/nick-ayler-12.jpg?w=450
- More Nick Ayler:
http://www.homotrophy.com/images/2010/aug/nick-ayler-shot-by-richard-gerst-for-dna-9.jpg
- Damn!
- Callanetics are good for lifting a droopy ass. They don't really give you a bubble though.
- Here is the butt of butts!
http://alfahunter.blogspot.com/2011/11/nick-sterlings-butt.html
- I used to have absolutely NO ASS. In fact, my buddy in college (who also lacked a butt) and I used to refer to each other as NEAMies (Non-Existent Ass Men).
A couple years ago, as my 30th birthday approached, I decided that enough was enough. 100% bottom guys need a good fucking ass. So I made it priority #1 with my trainer and through an intense combination of squats, lunges with weights and Stairmaster (yes, the old-school Stairmaster, not the new one), I developed myself a meaty bubble butt. Now, it's consistently cited as perhaps my most attractive feature. And upkeep is simple once you've created it.
There is absolutely no need for implants (really, people?) or steroids.
- hot bubble butt
http://boypussyvacancy.tumblr.com/post/4490480089
- I was a dancer for over 20 years and always had a flat butt. I tried everything and nothing worked. So, now I am middle aged still with a flat butt and everyone around me that is my age have major saggers!
- R51 Post pics
- i am also a recovering NEAM. but, after a year of the following leg work out twice a week (plus running) i managed to beef my butt up AND out. ...believe me, it gets noticed now.
4 x 7-9 sitting leg extensions
5 x 7-9 squats
4 x 7-9 smith machine lunges
4 x 7-9 straight leg dead lifts
4 x 7-9 sitting calf raises
3 x 7-9 laying hamstring curls.
key is to lift as heavy as you possibly can for all sets. if all you end up doing is six reps for a set that's ok. but you should be adding weight over time. again, if you are a NEAM, you must lift HEAVY.
do this routine twice a week and watch your butt change for hte better.
ps as other posters have noted, your pants size will change. after a year you won't be able to fit in a lot of fashion pants which are generally cut too slim.
- How about this bubble?
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxf8i7YrSH1qllqgso1_400.jpg
- You can't develop one, you can only exercise away butt fat.
Silicone Butt implants, much like they use in breasts, but bigger (and more expensive)
- Where exactly do they cut you open to insert the butt implants? I know Rafael Alencar has them, but I don't see any scar. I'm assuming its up the crack of his ass? And same with pec implants--where the hell do they cut you open to put them in you and not leave a visible scar? Your armpits?
- Fencers have fabulous butts, and this book will teach you all the important exercises to get one, too.
Warning, though: It's a huge amount of hard work.
Get a Gold Medal Butt, by Gary Guerriero
http://www.amazon.com/Gold-Medal-Butt-Gary-Guerriero/dp/0788169238/ref%3Dsr_1_1%3Fie%3DUTF8%26qid%3D1327941930%26sr%3D8-1
- Genetics. You can't get one. You can buy one however. But, what if you died getting one? What a legacy.
- I think they put butt implants in the crease at the bottom of each cheek.
- how do you lift your butt in the gym?
- I have a big muscle butt, but how do you lift it so sit on your back? Upward?
- How do you lift your butt, particularly with weights and gym equipment?
- I am 55 years old. Looked in the mirror a couple months ago and saw an old Man's saggy cest and butt. I started hitting the gym hard, and the results are surprising in just under three months. For the butt I do squats, sumo squats, dead lifts, good mornings, lunges, leg presses, kickbacks, weighted leg lifts (cable).
A couple things to keep in mind: a leg and butt workout takes a lot of weight and time because it is the biggest muscle group; to emphasize your butt, feet fo the front on the press, and go deep on squats. This is why I like suno squats, no back strain and deep. Btw, my last lover took second for the master's division in bodybuilding at the gay games, at the age of 70. He always admired guys with great legs and butts, because in his opinion, that took the most work.
- My gym just put in a Hack Squat machine. Holy bubblicious Batman! It sure felt like it was isolating the glutes, and they were sore.
The other thing I have found with leg workouts is that to get that "shelf" look at the top of the butt, I need to work the gluteus medius with hip abduction. Definitely makes a visible difference.
- Tired of the scrawny butts people point out on here? This, is a real bubble butt....
http://bigmusclebutt.tumblr.com/post/21601613102/gottagetbeefy-red-briefs-beefy-edition
- Thanks for great links - its the return of the bubble butts!
OP - your "current butt" ? Its not like you can change them that quickly - ballet dancers have great defined butts, as do some rugby players, so it all do to the exercises they do.
- You can definitely develop a Muscle Butt if you put in the work. Genetics makes it much easier for some, but that part of the body responds well to hard training.
- Agree, R37.
- kick backs help
- how, r69? and how do you keep from becoming fat in doing so?
- Love the advice ... I have a had time getting down really far on squats.... advice?
- h
- is there a thread of photos of bubble butts?
- Take ice skating lessons. It's fun, and you get a nice muscular butt.
- a true bubble butt
http://www.myvidster.com/video/5690398/My_Azz_-_
- rr
- Flat tire sealant and some cement.
- deep squats
- I can't do squats because of my lower back. now what?
- try a butt machine in the gym?
- "Not a bubble butt, but it went from very flat to hmmm... there is something there."
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- nice
http://supa-dupa88.tumblr.com/post/31646759214
- try this
http://coochie4gucci.tumblr.com/post/26959112958/straight-men-are-insane-i-cant-do-this-anymore
- You can't develop a butt. You either have buttcheecks or you don't. I have seen many hockey players with flat asses. It's genetics.
- Get on all fours, or on your knees leaning over a low surface such as a bed or couch, and simply squeeze your butt muscles as hard as possible and hold as long as you can. It sounds ridiculous, but do this as much as possible and you'll start seeing results within a couple of weeks.
- Soccer
Ice Skating
Sprinting
- [quote]How do you lift your butt? My butt has gotten bigger lifting weights, but I still want it to sit higher on my back.
I have someone who simply holds my buttocks up for me. And if I ask him too, he'll sit higher on my back.
- 80% is what you're born with.
20% is what you can "improve".
Flat%20Ass
- What dress pants or khakis without pleats are best for showing off your butt? Not tight pants, but form-fitting.
- Implants!!!! I did it and I look fabulous!!!!
Lana%20Kane
- Every butt has its own charm. Make the best of what you've got and don't pay attention to fashion.
- So, when squatting, should you go deep down or partly down if you want to focus on the glutes?
- Do what this dude is doing
http://menbulgesbuttssports.tumblr.com/post/35125581379/fratmen-jameson-nude-workout-session
- I am too embarrassed to use the butt machine. The only dudes who use it are very flaming and flamboyant in my gym.
- what's the "butt machine" ??
- That machine where you stand and kick back weights.
- Take more pieces of ass from other guys and using Harry Potter magic add it to your own--you have to grip the other guy's buttcheeks firmly and knead them roughly or the spell doesn't work. Either that or go out on the street and start pinching random men on the ass.....
eeeeeeeeeee cummings
- How do u a muscle butt?
- How did Anthony Recker get an ass like his?
- Maybe he used a bicycle pump r101--all it takes it the right "pin" to deflate it.....
anon
- R102 I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BUTT
Anonymous
- I doing squats now
- R104 i want to meet you and fuck you SUGAR
Anonymous
- Bicycle pump, r102? Explain please. :)
- I WANT TO TAKE YOU FROM BEHIND
R102
- I used the butt machine tonight after a macho dude did it
- Oh, I don't know, r106, use your imagination....
r102
- Today is butt day in the gym, dudes!
- Butt day at gym today
- R67 etc etc, how do you get those things in a pair of pants? Aren't they always splitting the seams?
Not being a gay man I don't have an appreciation for huge rumps. They just look...silly.
- stairs master and protin shakes did it for me
- gonna do squats tonight