What is Matt Damon thinking when he''s looking at Gabourey Sidibe in this picture?

Might he be singing to himself "Roll Out The Barrel"?

Burying his face in her giant tits.

"She's a better actor than me."

"Now that's what I call a mountain of pussy."

"That's got to be some sweet stuff."

"Mama like!"

"A lotta Kwanzaa cake went into the makin' of dat azz".

"That's a whole lot of woman."

"Oh, to wear a bias cut couture gown!"

We're ass twins.

"She can swallow me whole just like Ben."

Holy Shit!!!

Those can't be real arms.

Damn, an ass that's bigger than mine.

"Please don't eat me."

"Finally. Someone with an ass bigger than mine."

He's thinking about casting her opposite him in his next movie.

"The Bourne Lyposuction"

Her arms remind me, when's the last time I had a good roast beef?

"Look, a giant Mr. Potatohead with a little Mrs. Potatohead riding on top!"

"I'd hit that."

I'd hit that if it came at me.

"Those pathetic fags that worship my ass are going to have a field day with this bitch."

"If it starts throwing its poo again, I'm out of here."

Isn't there a type of Ben & Jerry's ice cream named after her? What was that one again?

r12 is such a disgusting piece of shit.

She has martyred many a piece of furniture.

"Baby got back!"

"As long as she doesn't raise her ears and bare her teeth, I'm probably safe."

"My kind of woman! Rowr"

Girrrllll, where did you get that dress??!!

"I want a piece of that" He seems like the type that'd be into it.

r10 wins!

"Didn't I have to climb you in the Bourne Identity?"

"More cushion for the pushin'?

Funny, I once had a straight neighbor/friend who looked a lot like Damon and he only dated black chicks.

I do not get Matt Damon at all.

"Will you look at that fat, gorilla-looking, greasy-skinned, jet black, ghetto "N" word bitch!"

Gurl, you in trouble.

"If I stuck my dick in her, do you think she'd feel it?"

"Oh shit. The fat lady sang"

"She's holding her head up arrogantly like her shit doesn't stink. And I can tell from a few feet away, it does."

"They should get her fat ugly black gorilla-looking ass to host Saturday Night Live so that they're ratings will finally hit the roof with some fat jokes!"

"Whew, fat black people sure do stink!"

Don't worry too much about the ugly turn this thread has taken - r37, r42 and r43 are all the same racist freak.

"Oh, look, a Negro! How fun!"

lol r45

Of course, R44. It usually is.

Aretha Sidibe and Urethra Damon

This thread has indeed taken a nasty, ugly turn thanks to replies 37, 42, 43 and 45. Please return it to what I originally intended to be: a place for a bit of fun and pointless bitchery at the expense of two celebrities. Thanks.

You hardly intended it to be anything but a free for all racist shitstorm of insulting quotes. Fuck off and die OP.

OP, your thread took a bad turn at reply 12. Replies 12, 20, 24 and 29 were all posted by the same racist white-trash shitbag.

r51, your eyes must not be very good. As someone else pointed out, r37, r42, r43 posted the racist remarks. See for yourself. On the other hand, making fun of someone being fat is not racist - fat is not a race. (You do realize that, don't you?)

"Now I know where they hid Private Ryan."

"Do you think she's tried to get a baseball bat up that thing? If so, was she able to retrieve it?"

" I thought you blew up at the end of Star Wars."

"I would hate to be the zoologist that had to examine her dung pile."

What is it with all of the racist trash on this site?

Something vile.

"Unless they remake Gone with the Wind, I don't think she should get used to this."

Matt Damon has a magnificent butt.

She looks like his wife.

Has anyone counted how many race cards have been played tonight on DL? (like r57) Is there any subject under the sun that someone on DL won't say has a racist component?

"My wife wanted something from Macy's. What was it? What was it?"

r62, you're the one to talking about using race.

You are one stanky-assed, Freeper shit stain, showing up for any opportunity to fling racist and rightwing feces.

"I should agree to do that remake of The Hindenburg."

[quote]This thread has indeed taken a nasty, ugly turn

I'm an actress, not a thread.

He's humming 'All That Meat and No Potatoes' quietly to himself.

r64, Sidibe flinging her feces when she is upset has already been used. You need to think of a new one if you want to contribute to one of her threads. I've been trying to come up with a comparison with a hippo, but have so far been unsuccessful. See if you can work with it and give your race cards a rest.

Up for her SNL appearance, and no that's what Matt Damon was thinking when he was looking at her.

"Oh, there's Gabourey, I must pop over and say hi when I get the chance"

THINK NICE THOUGHTS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

r70, this isn't the Joel Osteen site.

"Bitch can't even read from a teleprompter on SNL."

Boys, this is DL..

"My mouth, that ass.."

If every racist queen died screaming in their own feces tomorrow, the world would be a better place.

"She looks pregnant."

Up

I agree, R74

Dunno but it has something to do with the tatas surprisingly meeting his approval.

Hey precious, one more little step and you're gonna block me out of the camera shot.

Up

WHET Gabourey?

She is in the upcoming [italic]Tower Heist[/italic].

Does she play the Tower, R62?

'God, please let there not be any Ranch Dressing nearby'

"Gwyneth is going to shit when she sees that."

"UNF"

I just saw a movie trailer with her and, I think, Eddie Murphy. Her career is alive. There's room for large girls (big through the hips, roomy) in Hollywood after all.

Hadn't Sidibe said something about wanting to date Matt Damon to the interviewer? Then the interviewer was asking Damon about Sidibe. Damon proceeded to play the gentleman.

It's so true, you moralizing posters who want the racist gays here to die in horrible ways - you're so righteous and decent for talking the way you do.

There's plenty of ways to note that this pathetic, disgusting, uneducated, grotesquely obese mountain of demented, deluded, nasty loser snatch is never going to amount to anything but a sad footnote in Hollywood history without resorting to racial comments, and therefore avoid giving twats like you a chance to get off on wishing people dead.

I think Matt Damon was just thinking, "What's that smell? Oh."

r89 wins the DL Award for the most proficient use of anti-racism, pro-fatism, and pro-sexism all in one sentence. Well done you!

Gabourey said she wanted to date Matt Damon, R88? She probably doesn't realize that he's married; otherwise, she wouldn't want to date him.

[quote]"Gwyneth is going to shit when she sees that."

I like Gabourey, but this made me laugh (because it's true).

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r89 is the prophet!!!! We worship your greatness!!!!

Matt is kinda checking her out. Not in a bad way either. She is a large woman. But she has a nice looking face. Pretty skin too. Gabby keeps working so can't be mad.

OP and the other two racist that ran to this thread. Are the same miserable cunts alone,miserable and insecure.

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Gabby doesn't reek as much as this thread reeks of the Entitled White Faggot Syndrome.

for r68: "Don't get between Gabby and her water source"

Where did you dig up this old fossil?

LMAO R11!

Damn, Monica Lewinsky could have at least removed Clinton's DNA off that blue dress before she loaned it to Gabby

I forgot about her. As predicted by everyone but Oprah, she drifted back into obscurity.

"Is that Audrey Hepburn?"

It was already determined that she would fade into obscurity. She's overweight and dark skinned, Hollywood wasn't bending over backwards for her. But the public was taken with her and she was a true "star is born" story in this age of untalented fame whores. Oprah was speaking the public's opinion.

Some of her white counterparts should take a lesson from Gabby and other minority actresses in terms of class and how carry yourself like a lady. Some of these white women act like such fucking pigs it isn't even funny. So unattractive.

I wish I had the balls to be a 300 pound black kid wearing purple to the oscars and enjoying herself more than I have in years.

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Matt Damon's head is oddly shaped in that pic. He is one fug man.

Surely, Matt was thinking to himself, he polite that way, "Gee, look at that, an entire zip code in a dress."

Or, "You just know that is every car spring and shock absorbers nightmare in a dress."

Or, "I'm pretty good with my geography, but I'll be damed is I can tell what state that is in that blue dress."

Or, "that is devoured poultry in motion."

He actually looks rather impressed. Some of these comments are too funny and some are very mean spirited and even worst racist.

He is thinking "I've got to have some of that"!

She's fat but she still a lot better looking than my ugly wife

"She's a better actor than I."

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My curtains!?!?

I wonder if they squirt chocolate milk? Mmmmmm.. chocolate milk...

Will someone please paddle my big, fat ass?!

"I'd look better in that dress!"

Why are so many people at this board so damned mean? Assholes like you give DL a very bad name.

Damon is thinking "she's hotter than my fuggo wife!"

In his world the more fug the better. His wife is hard to look at.

Who are you, r118, the DL denmother or something? If so will you please put some money in the swear jar for damned and assholes? Also I'm telling your husband so he can wash your mouth out with soap!!

"If so will you please put some money in the swear jar for damned and assholes?"

Matt has the mouth of a sailor. He wouldn't complain about a swearing I would imagine.

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Oh shizz.

He was probably thinking "isn't this one of the elephants from that zoo movie I did"?

So what she's fat, she's doing what she loves and is having fun.

It's old hat to make fun of people's looks, it's childish, who cares, you are not sleeping with her.

Gabby is not telling other women to put on weight because it is so cool and hip.

She is just living her life, why do you people care?

Bigger version of the pic.

She sat on my Clark Bar... where the hell did it go?!

He actually looks like he enjoys what he sees, lol.

Dis bitch gotta bigger booty than me.

"Dayum beetch, there is less cotton in all the curtains in my 16 room mansion".

"Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spots".

I need a gorilla for my zoo.

If I fall into that ass, I could get stuck and suffocate.......

Bigger and better version of the pic at OP:

R131, where'd you dig up this old fossil of a thread? It's almost nine years old.

Intense.

"Sidibe is the cure to global warming. Put her fat black ass in the atmosphere to black out the sun."

I zoomed in on Damon’s face. He is laser focused on her tits. He’s a pig.

"I wonder whatever happened to my career?"

R140, perhaps he wants to feels her up which is not the same as rape.

He's thinking of Louise Beavers as Delilah Johnson in 1934's Imitation of Life, and how he'd like some secret recipe pancakes. He's mortified by the sweet fantasy, and must never let anyone know that is what he is thinking.

Well I learned long ago some guys like em' big, black and beautiful. So it could be that.