It was taken on the red carpet at the Academy Awards.
What is Matt Damon thinking when he''s looking at Gabourey Sidibe in this picture?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 27, 2019 1:24 AM |
Might he be singing to himself "Roll Out The Barrel"?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 4, 2010 11:40 PM |
Burying his face in her giant tits.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 4, 2010 11:47 PM |
"She's a better actor than me."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 4, 2010 11:51 PM |
"Now that's what I call a mountain of pussy."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 4, 2010 11:55 PM |
"That's got to be some sweet stuff."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 4, 2010 11:59 PM |
"Mama like!"
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 5, 2010 12:02 AM |
"A lotta Kwanzaa cake went into the makin' of dat azz".
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 5, 2010 12:04 AM |
"That's a whole lot of woman."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 5, 2010 12:08 AM |
"Oh, to wear a bias cut couture gown!"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 5, 2010 12:09 AM |
We're ass twins.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 5, 2010 12:17 AM |
"She can swallow me whole just like Ben."
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 5, 2010 1:49 AM |
Holy Shit!!!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 5, 2010 2:14 AM |
Those can't be real arms.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 5, 2010 2:27 AM |
Damn, an ass that's bigger than mine.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 5, 2010 2:31 AM |
"Please don't eat me."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 5, 2010 2:38 AM |
"Finally. Someone with an ass bigger than mine."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 5, 2010 2:40 AM |
He's thinking about casting her opposite him in his next movie.
"The Bourne Lyposuction"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 5, 2010 3:13 AM |
Her arms remind me, when's the last time I had a good roast beef?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 5, 2010 3:21 AM |
"Look, a giant Mr. Potatohead with a little Mrs. Potatohead riding on top!"
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 5, 2010 3:37 AM |
"I'd hit that."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 5, 2010 3:42 AM |
I'd hit that if it came at me.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 5, 2010 3:48 AM |
"Those pathetic fags that worship my ass are going to have a field day with this bitch."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 5, 2010 3:48 AM |
"If it starts throwing its poo again, I'm out of here."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 5, 2010 3:59 AM |
Isn't there a type of Ben & Jerry's ice cream named after her? What was that one again?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 5, 2010 4:06 AM |
r12 is such a disgusting piece of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 5, 2010 4:08 AM |
She has martyred many a piece of furniture.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 5, 2010 4:12 AM |
"Baby got back!"
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 5, 2010 4:24 AM |
"As long as she doesn't raise her ears and bare her teeth, I'm probably safe."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 5, 2010 4:25 AM |
"My kind of woman! Rowr"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 5, 2010 8:03 AM |
Girrrllll, where did you get that dress??!!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 5, 2010 8:15 AM |
"I want a piece of that" He seems like the type that'd be into it.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 5, 2010 9:23 AM |
r10 wins!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 5, 2010 11:51 AM |
"Didn't I have to climb you in the Bourne Identity?"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 5, 2010 1:16 PM |
"More cushion for the pushin'?
Funny, I once had a straight neighbor/friend who looked a lot like Damon and he only dated black chicks.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 5, 2010 3:38 PM |
I do not get Matt Damon at all.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 5, 2010 4:34 PM |
"Will you look at that fat, gorilla-looking, greasy-skinned, jet black, ghetto "N" word bitch!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 5, 2010 7:17 PM |
Gurl, you in trouble.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 5, 2010 7:39 PM |
"If I stuck my dick in her, do you think she'd feel it?"
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 5, 2010 7:41 PM |
"Oh shit. The fat lady sang"
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 5, 2010 8:30 PM |
"She's holding her head up arrogantly like her shit doesn't stink. And I can tell from a few feet away, it does."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 5, 2010 8:36 PM |
"They should get her fat ugly black gorilla-looking ass to host Saturday Night Live so that they're ratings will finally hit the roof with some fat jokes!"
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 5, 2010 8:40 PM |
"Whew, fat black people sure do stink!"
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 5, 2010 8:50 PM |
Don't worry too much about the ugly turn this thread has taken - r37, r42 and r43 are all the same racist freak.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 5, 2010 8:55 PM |
"Oh, look, a Negro! How fun!"
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 5, 2010 8:59 PM |
lol r45
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 5, 2010 9:03 PM |
Of course, R44. It usually is.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 5, 2010 9:03 PM |
Aretha Sidibe and Urethra Damon
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 5, 2010 9:12 PM |
This thread has indeed taken a nasty, ugly turn thanks to replies 37, 42, 43 and 45. Please return it to what I originally intended to be: a place for a bit of fun and pointless bitchery at the expense of two celebrities. Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 6, 2010 12:49 AM |
You hardly intended it to be anything but a free for all racist shitstorm of insulting quotes. Fuck off and die OP.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 6, 2010 12:53 AM |
OP, your thread took a bad turn at reply 12. Replies 12, 20, 24 and 29 were all posted by the same racist white-trash shitbag.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 6, 2010 3:55 AM |
r51, your eyes must not be very good. As someone else pointed out, r37, r42, r43 posted the racist remarks. See for yourself. On the other hand, making fun of someone being fat is not racist - fat is not a race. (You do realize that, don't you?)
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 6, 2010 4:14 AM |
"Now I know where they hid Private Ryan."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 9, 2010 2:23 AM |
"Do you think she's tried to get a baseball bat up that thing? If so, was she able to retrieve it?"
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 24, 2010 12:17 AM |
" I thought you blew up at the end of Star Wars."
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 24, 2010 12:59 AM |
"I would hate to be the zoologist that had to examine her dung pile."
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 24, 2010 1:20 AM |
What is it with all of the racist trash on this site?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 24, 2010 1:25 AM |
Something vile.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 24, 2010 1:28 AM |
"Unless they remake Gone with the Wind, I don't think she should get used to this."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 24, 2010 1:30 AM |
Matt Damon has a magnificent butt.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 24, 2010 1:30 AM |
She looks like his wife.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 24, 2010 1:33 AM |
Has anyone counted how many race cards have been played tonight on DL? (like r57) Is there any subject under the sun that someone on DL won't say has a racist component?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 24, 2010 1:49 AM |
"My wife wanted something from Macy's. What was it? What was it?"
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 24, 2010 5:47 AM |
r62, you're the one to talking about using race.
You are one stanky-assed, Freeper shit stain, showing up for any opportunity to fling racist and rightwing feces.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 24, 2010 5:57 AM |
"I should agree to do that remake of The Hindenburg."
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 24, 2010 4:46 PM |
[quote]This thread has indeed taken a nasty, ugly turn
I'm an actress, not a thread.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 24, 2010 5:33 PM |
He's humming 'All That Meat and No Potatoes' quietly to himself.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 24, 2010 5:37 PM |
r64, Sidibe flinging her feces when she is upset has already been used. You need to think of a new one if you want to contribute to one of her threads. I've been trying to come up with a comparison with a hippo, but have so far been unsuccessful. See if you can work with it and give your race cards a rest.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 24, 2010 6:05 PM |
Up for her SNL appearance, and no that's what Matt Damon was thinking when he was looking at her.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 25, 2010 3:31 AM |
"Oh, there's Gabourey, I must pop over and say hi when I get the chance"
THINK NICE THOUGHTS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 25, 2010 3:41 AM |
r70, this isn't the Joel Osteen site.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 25, 2010 3:48 AM |
"Bitch can't even read from a teleprompter on SNL."
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 25, 2010 5:12 PM |
Boys, this is DL..
"My mouth, that ass.."
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 25, 2010 5:17 PM |
If every racist queen died screaming in their own feces tomorrow, the world would be a better place.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 25, 2010 6:00 PM |
"She looks pregnant."
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 28, 2010 2:32 AM |
Up
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 6, 2010 6:36 AM |
I agree, R74
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 6, 2010 6:42 AM |
Dunno but it has something to do with the tatas surprisingly meeting his approval.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 6, 2010 6:53 AM |
Hey precious, one more little step and you're gonna block me out of the camera shot.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 6, 2010 7:12 AM |
Up
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 30, 2011 11:26 PM |
WHET Gabourey?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 19, 2011 2:28 AM |
She is in the upcoming [italic]Tower Heist[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 19, 2011 2:35 AM |
Does she play the Tower, R62?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 19, 2011 2:43 AM |
'God, please let there not be any Ranch Dressing nearby'
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 19, 2011 2:51 AM |
"Gwyneth is going to shit when she sees that."
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 19, 2011 3:03 AM |
"UNF"
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 19, 2011 3:09 AM |
I just saw a movie trailer with her and, I think, Eddie Murphy. Her career is alive. There's room for large girls (big through the hips, roomy) in Hollywood after all.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 20, 2011 4:19 AM |
Hadn't Sidibe said something about wanting to date Matt Damon to the interviewer? Then the interviewer was asking Damon about Sidibe. Damon proceeded to play the gentleman.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 20, 2011 4:38 AM |
It's so true, you moralizing posters who want the racist gays here to die in horrible ways - you're so righteous and decent for talking the way you do.
There's plenty of ways to note that this pathetic, disgusting, uneducated, grotesquely obese mountain of demented, deluded, nasty loser snatch is never going to amount to anything but a sad footnote in Hollywood history without resorting to racial comments, and therefore avoid giving twats like you a chance to get off on wishing people dead.
I think Matt Damon was just thinking, "What's that smell? Oh."
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 20, 2011 4:56 AM |
r89 wins the DL Award for the most proficient use of anti-racism, pro-fatism, and pro-sexism all in one sentence. Well done you!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | September 20, 2011 5:17 AM |
Gabourey said she wanted to date Matt Damon, R88? She probably doesn't realize that he's married; otherwise, she wouldn't want to date him.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 20, 2011 3:47 PM |
[quote]"Gwyneth is going to shit when she sees that."
I like Gabourey, but this made me laugh (because it's true).
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 20, 2011 3:54 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 21, 2012 9:01 AM |
r89 is the prophet!!!! We worship your greatness!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 21, 2012 9:25 AM |
Matt is kinda checking her out. Not in a bad way either. She is a large woman. But she has a nice looking face. Pretty skin too. Gabby keeps working so can't be mad.
OP and the other two racist that ran to this thread. Are the same miserable cunts alone,miserable and insecure.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 21, 2012 9:26 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 21, 2012 9:46 AM |
Gabby doesn't reek as much as this thread reeks of the Entitled White Faggot Syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 21, 2012 10:26 AM |
for r68: "Don't get between Gabby and her water source"
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 21, 2012 12:21 PM |
Where did you dig up this old fossil?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 21, 2012 4:53 PM |
LMAO R11!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 21, 2012 5:02 PM |
Damn, Monica Lewinsky could have at least removed Clinton's DNA off that blue dress before she loaned it to Gabby
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 21, 2012 5:33 PM |
I forgot about her. As predicted by everyone but Oprah, she drifted back into obscurity.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 21, 2012 5:38 PM |
"Is that Audrey Hepburn?"
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 21, 2012 5:48 PM |
It was already determined that she would fade into obscurity. She's overweight and dark skinned, Hollywood wasn't bending over backwards for her. But the public was taken with her and she was a true "star is born" story in this age of untalented fame whores. Oprah was speaking the public's opinion.
Some of her white counterparts should take a lesson from Gabby and other minority actresses in terms of class and how carry yourself like a lady. Some of these white women act like such fucking pigs it isn't even funny. So unattractive.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 21, 2012 6:37 PM |
I wish I had the balls to be a 300 pound black kid wearing purple to the oscars and enjoying herself more than I have in years.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 21, 2012 7:08 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 21, 2012 7:24 PM |
Matt Damon's head is oddly shaped in that pic. He is one fug man.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 21, 2012 7:30 PM |
Surely, Matt was thinking to himself, he polite that way, "Gee, look at that, an entire zip code in a dress."
Or, "You just know that is every car spring and shock absorbers nightmare in a dress."
Or, "I'm pretty good with my geography, but I'll be damed is I can tell what state that is in that blue dress."
Or, "that is devoured poultry in motion."
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 21, 2012 7:39 PM |
He actually looks rather impressed. Some of these comments are too funny and some are very mean spirited and even worst racist.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 21, 2012 8:05 PM |
He is thinking "I've got to have some of that"!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 21, 2012 10:04 PM |
She's fat but she still a lot better looking than my ugly wife
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 22, 2012 12:48 AM |
"She's a better actor than I."
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 22, 2012 12:52 AM |
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 22, 2012 5:04 AM |
My curtains!?!?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 22, 2012 5:19 AM |
I wonder if they squirt chocolate milk? Mmmmmm.. chocolate milk...
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 22, 2012 5:23 AM |
Will someone please paddle my big, fat ass?!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 22, 2012 5:31 AM |
"I'd look better in that dress!"
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 22, 2012 5:39 AM |
Why are so many people at this board so damned mean? Assholes like you give DL a very bad name.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 22, 2012 5:43 AM |
Damon is thinking "she's hotter than my fuggo wife!"
In his world the more fug the better. His wife is hard to look at.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 22, 2012 5:53 AM |
Who are you, r118, the DL denmother or something? If so will you please put some money in the swear jar for damned and assholes? Also I'm telling your husband so he can wash your mouth out with soap!!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 22, 2012 5:58 AM |
"If so will you please put some money in the swear jar for damned and assholes?"
Matt has the mouth of a sailor. He wouldn't complain about a swearing I would imagine.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 23, 2012 1:38 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 23, 2012 5:34 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 24, 2012 7:41 AM |
[quote] [all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 18, 2014 8:58 PM |
Oh shizz.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 24, 2015 9:08 AM |
He was probably thinking "isn't this one of the elephants from that zoo movie I did"?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 24, 2015 11:29 PM |
So what she's fat, she's doing what she loves and is having fun.
It's old hat to make fun of people's looks, it's childish, who cares, you are not sleeping with her.
Gabby is not telling other women to put on weight because it is so cool and hip.
She is just living her life, why do you people care?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 24, 2015 11:40 PM |
She sat on my Clark Bar... where the hell did it go?!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 24, 2015 11:52 PM |
He actually looks like he enjoys what he sees, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 25, 2015 12:07 AM |
Dis bitch gotta bigger booty than me.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 17, 2019 3:28 AM |
"Dayum beetch, there is less cotton in all the curtains in my 16 room mansion".
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 17, 2019 4:00 AM |
"Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spots".
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 17, 2019 4:05 AM |
I need a gorilla for my zoo.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 17, 2019 4:21 AM |
If I fall into that ass, I could get stuck and suffocate.......
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 17, 2019 4:23 AM |
Bigger and better version of the pic at OP:
by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 17, 2019 4:25 AM |
R131, where'd you dig up this old fossil of a thread? It's almost nine years old.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 17, 2019 4:32 AM |
Intense.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 17, 2019 5:15 PM |
"Sidibe is the cure to global warming. Put her fat black ass in the atmosphere to black out the sun."
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 26, 2019 10:36 PM |
I zoomed in on Damon’s face. He is laser focused on her tits. He’s a pig.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 26, 2019 11:03 PM |
"I wonder whatever happened to my career?"
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 26, 2019 11:18 PM |
R140, perhaps he wants to feels her up which is not the same as rape.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 26, 2019 11:27 PM |
He's thinking of Louise Beavers as Delilah Johnson in 1934's Imitation of Life, and how he'd like some secret recipe pancakes. He's mortified by the sweet fantasy, and must never let anyone know that is what he is thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 26, 2019 11:46 PM |
Well I learned long ago some guys like em' big, black and beautiful. So it could be that.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 27, 2019 1:24 AM |