What movie could you envision with an all gay cast?
Mine- 12 Angry Men
The Greatest Story Ever Told
A Few Good Mens
They already made that, R4. It''s called Boys in the Band.
you do realize, R4, that everyone who read this thread had that pop into their mind and that everyone but you thought, "Nah, that''s too obvious and frankly too tired. I''ll either post something clever or move along."
Friday the 13th, Part 7.\
Oh, it already was.
(No, the risible "Another Gay Sequel" doesn''t count; it''s as though homophobes made that.)
Where the Boys Are ''84 (the one with the hot giy in the Speedo named "Conan.")
The Go-Between-hands down. Two hunky guys sending love letters to each other during the repressed Victorian era...
Love that Alan Bates!
12 Angry Men would become "12 Angry Bitches with Pursed Lips and Major ''Tude."
Who''s Afraid of Virginia Wolff?
"Suddenly, Last Summer" would be wild. Lots of mental illness, avarice, sensuality and catty lines.
Thelma and Louise
12 Angry Men, the heart-wrenching story of a dozen aging queens who arrive at the concert venue only to find out that Liza has canceled for that night.
How to Marry a Millionaire\
Three Coins in the Fountain\
The Best of Everything\
Come Fly With Me
The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love\
Better than Chocolate\
The Vampire Lovers
Debbie does Dallas
Birth Of A Nation
"Eyes Wide Shut".\
Oh wait, already happened.
Looking For Mr Goodbar
March of the Penguins
The Trouble With Angels
[quote] 101 Dalmations\
Sorry to go off topic, however, the dog breed is spelled "Dalmatian" with an "a".\
The dogs were originally from Dalmatia, a historical region of Croatia.\
To return the thread to its rightful topic, I would offer up "Dreamgirls" as a movie that could use an all gay cast.
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?\
Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte.\
Die, Die, My Darling.
Alice Sweet Alice
Fiddler on the Roof
Twilight Cruising: Male Vampires get their snacks by luring gay closeted guys cruising for sex into a dark forest of sex, lust and blood.\
I agree with a previous poster that the gay spring break theme deserves more than that dreadful Another Gay Sequel shit. You could either go the horror splatter route (in a way of The Hills Have Eyes with a group of gays on their way to Spring Break are getting chased by a clan of homophobic deformed inbreds killing gays for their cult) or a light rom-com drama route with sexy guys or a Gosford Park style of drama with a gay resort''s staff as main characters who have to deal with all those spring break tourists.
Bringing Up Baby
"If I Were A Rich Gay..\
deedle didle deedle didle deedle didle didle dum..."
On The Beach\
7 Brides for 7 Brothers (unless ChiChi LaRue has already done it).
All About Eve
I know what you did last summer
Porgy & Bess
Shallow Grave. If you have seen this, you know it already has every ingredient to make a perfect all-gay movie.
The Atlantis Adventure\
"Underwater, I''m a very skinny queen!"
"Twilight" and "New Moon".\
R2 wins HANDS DOWN! And in that vein...\
12 Angry Mens\
3 Mens and a Baby\
All the President''s Mens\
Mens in Black\
Dead MEns Don;t wear Plaid
When the Mens Go up It the Mens
The Magdalene Sisters
When you say all gay cast, you mean gay actors in the movie as is, or rewriting the movie with a gay slant?\
I think a feisty, witty gay cast in something like Murder By Death would be a hoot.
Valley of the Dolls
Sex and the City
One flew over the cookoo''s nest.
Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles.
The Breakfast Club
I Was A Playboy Centerfold
7 Brothers for 7 Brothers
I *have* been picturing all kinds of gay sex on The Pacific. When I''m alone. You know.\
Does that count?
"The Go-Between-hands down. Two hunky guys sending love letters to each other during the repressed Victorian era..."\
The author who wrote the book the movie is based on was gay
I could see a gay version of Pretty Women about a male hustler
R63 Either/or - or both
As was the adult Go-Between in the film, Mr Redgrave.
And the male lead of The Go-Between, Alan Bates, was bisexual, yes?
Here''s a video clip from the all-male version of Grease performed by the Gay Men''s Chorus of Washington, DC.\
The clip convinced me that an all-gay movie of Grease would be fun.
Pride and Prejudice \
Goldicocks and the Three Bears\
The Wizard of OZ\
The Accused \
ET (gay alien, of course!)
Alice Doesn''t Live Here Anymore
The Hurt Locker
Saturday Night Fever
My Man Godfrey.\
Seriously, the first time I watched it, I thought the story would be better if it were only between men... and better looking, too.\
I also always thought that a Streetcar Named Desire would be better with an hysterical, depressive Gay man instead of Blanche Dubois.He would be attracted in spite of himself to magnetic, animalistic, homophobic, chauvinistic pig Stanley, of course, played by Marlon Brando.\
And any classic fairy tales for children. Can remain an approrpiate family-oriented, nice lovey-dovey story but with two guys.
Clift as Sebastian DuBois
R85, that''s some brilliant casting.\
You are a genius!\
No disrespect to Vivien Leigh, but Montgomery Clift would be even better!
Once Upon a tim in Mexico\
The Devil Wears Prada
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves\
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly\
A Chorus Line\
Little Miss Sunshine\
the Trouble with Angels\
Trilogy of Terror (just to see the cross eyed bitch parodying karen black as the little fuckers stab him to death)
Breakfast at Tiffany''s, definitely.
The Nun''s Story
Angels and Demons\
The Shoes of the Fisherman\
anything with collars or miters!
ALL OF THEM BITCHES!!!!\
Um... done and done.
"White Squall" with an all Bel-Ami cast.
How;d ya like these swingers, Mr Goldstone?
The Godfather Part I, II, III
Another vote for "Seven Guys for Seven Brothers" -\
wonderful, wonderful gay!
Who''s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe
"I also always thought that a Streetcar Named Desire would be better with an hysterical, depressive Gay man instead of Blanche Dubois.He would be attracted in spite of himself to magnetic, animalistic, homophobic, chauvinistic pig Stanley, of course, played by Marlon Brando"\
Most Tennessee Williams movies and plays would work if the female characters were made into gay men
The Boys in the Band
Yep, can''t deny that R 103.
Giant. Oh, wait...
Dawson''s 50 Load Weekend at Bernie''s.
[italic]Diary of a Mad Housewife[/italic]—A remake of the 1970 dark comedy about an unappreciated, upper-class wife whose seemingly gay hubby [Richard Benjamin] and lover [Frank Langella]—light years ahead of the NBC comedy series [italic]Frasier[/italic] (which showcased two very prim and fey men who were considered [italic]brothers[/italic])—who fail to give the film's heroine [Oscar-nominated Carrie Snodgress] her due respect.
[italic]The Promise[/italic]—A remake of the 1979 love weepie—about two hopeless souls so saddeningly and overwhelmingly in love—who are separated by tragedy yet perhaps destined for a reunion. It's about the power of love, accompanied originally by a Melissa Manchester track and starring Kathleen Quinlan, Stephen Collins, and Beatrice Straight.
[italic]Top Gun[/italic]—A remake of the 1986 cheesefest about pilot who use planes in substitution of their repressed sexual desire for one another. They go to such lenghts in which one of them [Anthony Edwards]—before dying tragically and predictably—is married to a boyish blond [Meg Ryan], and the maverick hero [Tom Cruise] of this flick is having a "relationship" with his own butch blond bitchfriend [Kelly McGillis]. Of course, the inevitable occurs where maverick must choose between his "friend" and—no, not his bitchfriend—but his enemy [Val Kilmer].
Present your hole 2
I thought according to datalounge that all movies always have an all gay cast
Top Gun would absolutely work as a gay film. Actually, it''s pretty gay as it is.
Sunset Boulevard. Norma Desmond is basically a drag queen, anyway.
"''White Squall'' with an all Bel-Ami cast.\
Wouldn''t that be somewhat redundant considering the original cast.
White Squall is like gay porn without the sex
OK: A Gayer cast.
Gary Busey isn''t gay, or if he is I refuse to believe, straights can keep him.
* SUPERMAN starring little Henry Cavill (could even be renamed [bold]Sperm[/bold]an, or Fabulousman)
* LORD OF THE RINGS (hobbitses and elfses doing anal...yum!)
* MAGIC MIKE (imagine [bold]your[/bold] hands on Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum! Not to mention their sweaty bulges grinding into your face. BOING!!!!)
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. That could be one hot gay-sex romp.
The Poseidon Adventure. A Gay cruise ship on its last voyage... Upside down!
Linda Rogo (ex-prostitute married to a cop), Belle Rosen (the Shelley Winters character), and Noni (the singer of "Morning After") would be really interesting as gay men.
Who's Afraid of Virgina Grrr Woof!
Starring Zach Galafinakis, John Goodman, James Gandolfini and Seth Green as three bears and their cub have a weekend of fighting, drinking and bitchery.
My Dinner With Andre
Weekend at Bernie's.
Assuming The Wizard of Oz were to be remade with an entirely gay (and/or "allegedly gay") ensemble, who would you cast?
* Auntie Em
* Auntie Em's gruff hubby (Uncle Henry)
* The Lead Munchkin
* The Tin Man
* The Scarecrow
* The Cowardly Lion
* The Wizard
* The Wicked Witch
This is an asinine thread. Everyone knows you could never do a movie with an all Gay cast. Nothing would ever get filmed because gays can't control themselves and they'd just fuck the whole time. It'd end up having to be a porno.
"It's A Wonderful Life" leaps to mind first, I think at least a gay version would be at least as interesting as the crashingly boring original. Maybe "The Cowboys" or "McClintock!" or any John Wayne movie--just get rid of all the female roles and actresses and retain plenty of spanking. Or perhaps "A Christmas Carol" where Scrooge is renamed Screw and Richard Simmons plays his maid. Maybe Christopher Meloni, Tom Selleck and Robert Conrad could play the 3 Christmas spirits and they all come out of the closet at the end and dismiss Christmas as a bunch of hypocritical bullshit. Tiny Tim could be played by a guy doing a Tiny Tim impression of the long haired freaky soprano on Laugh In and The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. When Tiny Tim "gets better" he turns into Tim Tebow. The end is a huge Ziegfeld style extravaganza where everyone comes out and dances with the Rockettes doing the song "Prisoners of Love" from the "Producers"--this is in place of the party where Scrooge goes to his nephew's dinner party. Instead Screw's nephew comes to the extravaganza and comes out to his uncle and strips naked and starts jacking off to end the movie.
R123 Oh, could others maybe have a chance to play?