- Anderson Cooper
- Ray Romano
- Steve Buscemi.
- Betty White
- Paul Lieberstein, who plays Toby on "The Office."
- Jeffrey Osborne. Not that people don''t think he''s hot, but he''s an older gentlemen now but still sexy, so it counts.
- John Mayer
- Ditto on Dr. Drew.\
Also Neil Gaiman.
- Ashton Kutcher
- R1, I think a lot of people would have sex with Anderson Cooper -- maybe most would -- of either sex.
- Seth MacFarlane\
- Consumer advice superdork Clark Howard.
- Really Clark Howard. I listen to him and he sounds really gay but isn''t he married. I don''t think I would do him but I haven''t seen him.
- Jeffrey Nordling
- Matt Smith - although after seeing the new episodes of Doctor Who I may not be alone in that thought. \
He does not photograph well in still pictures, but he''s actually pretty cute in the series.
- Rick Sanchez
- Sean Hannity
- Queen Latifah. There is something about that woman. She has the sexiest smile I''ve ever seen.
- Tony Bennett
- Michael Cera
- the guy who plays Jin on "Lost"\
international correspondent Michael Ware\
- macaulay culkin. I worship her.
- Shia LaBoeuf
- Jonathan Pryce.
- Bill Maher
- Hamid Karzai, president of Afghanistan.
- Ricky Gervais
- Ditto on Shia and Bill Maher\
I''d probably let Keith Olberman nail me.
- Liz Smith
- Forgot to add that not only would I fuck Bill Maher, I''d plow that tight little ass of his so hard he''d think he finally saw God.
- Seth Green
- Another vote for Seth Green. I would ruin him.
- I''d probably let Jack Nicholson nail me. Just because.
- Supernanny could have my ass for days.
- Kevin James
- Another vote for Ray Romano\
- Chuck Todd.\
Charlie Day of "It''s Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
- David Letterman
- I think Charlie Day is freaking adorable, and I suspect we''re not alone.
- Paul Rudd
- Jason Segal
- Norm Abram, the carpenter from This Old House
- "Paul Rudd"\
- My dental hygienist.
- The nerdy dad on "Modern Family".
- Mos Def???\
Do people think he''s hot?
- Willie Geist
- Lance Kerwin
- I think Mos Def is hot. \
I also would have sex with Will Smith, for days. But people think he''s hot.
- Martin Short
- Mos Def was adorable in "Hitchhiker''s Guide."
- Sadly, myself.
- Timothy Geithner
- A 40 year old man.
- Another vote for Ricky Gervais.
- Crispin Glover
- Crispin Glover was so hot and non-creepy in "Hot Tub Time Machine."\
I''d also fuck John Cusack.
- . . . Joan Rivers
Sam "I missed ''The Joan Rivers Show''!" Kinison
- Obama, Geithner and Rahm.
- I''d allow myself to be d.p.''d by Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck ... only for the purpose of recording the event with a hidden camcorder and an immediate connection to the Internet and [italic]YouTube[/italic].
- Willie Garson
- Ryan Conklin
- Wow, R57 / R58. I went and checked out Crispin Glover looking normal (I didn''t think it was possible) and the man is quite attractive.
- Peter Orszag
- Denny Crane.
- [quote]Denny Crane.\
by: I win\
I don''t call that "winning."
- r61, that would defy the laws of physics. No way could those two fat asses get their dicks close enough together to fuck one hole.
- Hillary Clinton
- Tom Arnold
- Kal Penn. In a heartbeat.\
Also Rahm Emmanuel, Harold Ford Jr. and Jason Luna.
- Werner Klemperer.
- I love you R61!\
On a different note, a lot of the guys mentioned in this thread are actually pretty hot.
- Peter Dinklage.
- Paul Giamatti
- The husband in those Chase Sapphire ads.
- Barack Obama.
- Who wouldn''t do him R76? He''s pretty hot. I would do the wife too.
Bisexual man. We''re rare, like unicorns!
- Jesse James or Tiger Woods. Maybe Governor Paterson.
- Vince Vieluf! I find him incredibly ugly hot and face it, he has BDF for miles!
- Slade Smiley!
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/03/GRETCHEN AND SLADE SMILEY.JPG
- Vladimir Putin\
- Robert Gates
http://www.bragg.army.mil/82dv/Chain of Command/Robert_Gates.jpg
- Richard Belzer
- Okay, another vote for Dr. Drew and another vote for Slade Smiley.\
I''d also want Joe Scarborough to fuck me hard and talk make me call him daddy!
- The Verizon ad guy "Can you hear me now?"\
Ron Claiborne - newsman ABC
- Patti Scialfa. I''d take good care of her while Bruce is out getting his chicks on the side.
- Max Bauer Jr.\
- Just thought of another one . . .\
R21 - & yeah, my tastes are varied
- Another - the guy in the Goodwill commercials.
- Donald Trump, i hope i dont kill myself after
- Tori Spelling''s husband, Dean McDermott
- Wow, some people just have no reading comprehension at all.
- Eli Roth.
- another vote for Dr Drew.
- Barack Obama
- Wolf Blitzer
- Danny DeVito
- Bruce Vilanche
- W&W for R61 LMAO!
- [quote]W&W for [R61] LMAO!\
Sorry, I can''t vote for W&W for a post that made me puke my guts out at the very thought.
- Ann Coulter, I''d let her strap me
- Cher''s dad from Clueless.\
- R102 I''d love to beat you with a razor strap just for saying that.
- [quote]I''d allow myself to be d.p.''d by Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck ... only for the purpose of recording the event with a hidden camcorder and an immediate connection to the Internet and YouTube.\
You are an American hero, R61. That''s truly taking one for the team.
- Sebastian from "Pit Boss"
- [quote]Paul Lieberstein, who plays Toby on "The Office."\
Ditto. I love his puppy dog eyes.
- Dr. Drew is disgusting, OP.
- r89, youd have to beat me off Tavis first.
- Clay Aiken.\
Oh wait. I have.
- Dustin Diamond!
- Patton Oswalt. Funny=sexy for me.
- Rachel Maddow.
- Eww. She''s cute, smart and funny, but I bet her pussy tastes like talcum powder.
Another Gay Guy
- That gross porn guy who looks like a duck bill platypus. I forget his name.
- Michael Lucas R115
- Seth McFarland is hot !
- R115 wins. I don''t think anyone who''s posted on this thread would fuck Michael Lucas.
- Brad Pitt as he is now
- Andy Richter.
- Legal scholar Michelle Alexander.
- Kirk Cameron
- Yeah, I''d kinda like to fuck the Jesus out of Kirk Cameron myself. By the time I was through with his tight little ass he''d be a worshiper of Satan himself.
- Raul Esparza
- Another vote for Ice-T and Hilary Clinton.
- Bill Weir -ABC\
Andrew Young- the aide for John Edwards
- Vanilla Ice
- Kathleen Sebelius -- for some bizarre reason, I find her sexy.
- "Brad Pitt as he is now"\
I completely agree with that. I think he''s gotten sexier as he''s gotten older but only when he''s well groomed. That billy goat beard has to go. \
"That gross porn guy who looks like a duck bill platypus. I forget his name."\
I believe you refer to Matthew Rush.
- Why Raul R124? There''s plenty of people who would be happy to have sex with the tbcjscpctscroc.\
My choice: Kevin James
One of the Raul trolls
- Dax Shepard
- Russell Tovey
- Agree with R83\
I have met Dax Shepard several times and he is a super guy.
- Alex Kapranos. That guy is sex on legs, oh man.
- Yeaaaa, no one else has said Adam Sandler ... dibbs !!
- Kathleen Parker - she''s from South Carolina for god''s sake \
I''d kiss Sidibe - wouldn''t fuck her, but I''d lay one big deep tongue kiss on her - eh, just because\
Plenty of people would like to have sex with Angela Bassett.
- Tucker Carlson, Eric Cantor, Donald Trump Jr.
- Rocco Dispirito
- Jesse James
The ghost of Eva Braun
- B.J. Novak
- I''d let this guy seed me.
- [quote]I''d let let Dr. Drew fuck me.\
He creeps me out bigtime. I don''t know if it''s the eyes or what.
- [quote]Steve Buscemi.\
Would you settle for a chihuahua?
friend of a friend
Mint Julep. The drink, not the rapper.
- [quote]Michael Cera\
I know a snapping turtle that is hard up for cash.
you people should be paying me
- [quote]Charlie Day of "It''s Always Sunny in Philadelphia."\
How about Charlie of Charlie''s Angels instead? Very vocal.
- [quote]Patti Scialfa\
How about Antonin Scalia instead.
- Guy Fieri\
Do I win?
- No, the person who said Gabby Sibide did.
- I''d want Tucker Carlson to kick off his loafers and make me smell his dress socks before he proceeds to fuck the living daylights out of me.
- Benjamin Netanyahu can annex my Golan Heights any time he likes
- Ned Eisenberg
- Dylan Rattigan and David ''Schuster and BJ Novak
- Greg Kelly
- [quote]Obama, Geithner and Rahm.\
I think you would be in good company.\
Except for maybe Geithner.
- Marc Anthony
- David Letterman.
There''s at least a silver in there for me, I know.
- Chris Rockway
- The Situation. So smarmy and oily and free of any redeeming qualities, but God help me, he could fuck me silly.
- R106, I''ve never thought of a little person in a sexual way before, but I too would give up my ass to Sebastian in a heartbeat.
- David Eigenberg
- There is a whole lot of fug being fantasized about in this thread. A lot of weird lookers.
- Cory Monteith
- [quote]There is a whole lot of fug being fantasized about in this thread. A lot of weird lookers.\
Thank you, Captain Obvious, for pointing out the theme of this thread.
Did you read the thread title?
- A sumo wrestler. with me bent over a cushion.
- Eliot Spitzer. Double time, seriously. Also Boston Rob from "Survivor." I like arrogant assholes.
- Oliver Platt
- George Bush
- I think r170 just killed this thread.
- I''d like to make the sweet love with Jay Baruchel.
- R172 Maybe you could make his balls drop. Whata hideous voice he''s got.
- I understand the thread title, but what''s with listing all these old people? Surely people are joking
- Henry Waxman
- Ruth Gordon
- Oh, another one for Eliot Spitzer but he needs to leave his black dress socks on.
- Janet Reno
- 175 wins. No pictures please.
- That Marissa Tomei won her Oscar by accident. \
The rumour is that Jack Palance was too high and wasted to know better. he couldn''t read Vanessa Redrgrave''s name on the Oscar, so he blurted out the name of the last nominee he had annonced.
- Could somebody start a thread about how fucking hot Gordon Hayward is? (#20 for Butler)\
Isn''t anyone watching the National Championship?
- Bruce Willis
- Jack White
- Conan \
- Kevin Covais\
Of course that doesn''t technically meet that thread title''s requirements, since a lot of other people would very much like to fuck Kevin Covais even though they might claim otherwise.
- Mo Rocca
- Scott Peterson
- Wayne Rooney
- Thom Yorke
- Vince McMahon\
- Germany''s Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle
- Kevin Costner\
- What''s the story, R191? Without knowing anything about him I''d work with that!
Save me if you must
- James Gandolfini
- R193 well, the short version he''s an idiot and totally incompetent at his job. He''s pretty much the butt of all the jocks at the moment (actually he always was) and a lot of people want him to resign. Nobody takes him serious. \
He’s got a hot boyfriend though so I actually want a threesome, lol
http://kainedden.de/portfolio/portraits/Politics/011 Guido Westerwelle Michael Mronz.jpg
- Eliot Spitzer\
- Mark Sanford
- [QUOTE]He''s got a hot boyfriend though so I actually want a threesome.\
Thanks for the info. I''ll join you for an even foursome, R191
- fred armisen
- The priest in my town who researched its history and gave a lecture about it to the Daughters of the American Revolution. I was invited as a guest.\
He''d never have sex with anyone, I think. Not even his own publisher. Not even if his publisher were secular.\
But I''d boink him just for the interesting lecture.
- Matt Smith\
Justin Lee Collins\
- The guy at r191 looks like the creepy killer from "Hostel."
- Jay Leno
- And he probably would, too, OP, on a stage with a live audience. Then he''d tell the audience how you needed to see a therapist for sexual dysfunction.
- Do you masturbate, op?
- Maine Sen. Susan Collins
- Adam Richman from "Man vs. Food"\
But he would need to wash his filthy hands first.
- Scott Adsit (Hornberger in 30 Rock)
- Dr. Oz
- I''d definitely let Dr. Drew and Jay Leno fuck me... together, tagteaming, would be ideal.
- I''d do the lead singer of Toy Dolls in this video\
But so would anyone with good taste
- I want Gordon Ramsay to hate fuck me and tell me my cooking is "shite."
- Adam Carolla and Jay Mohr
- John Boehner and Eric Cantor
- Tucker Carlson and Joe Scarborough
- [quote]I''d do the lead singer of Toy Dolls in this video. But so would anyone with good taste.\
AND there''s the self-involved queen who knows what we all want. Thanks you SO much! We were lost before you showed up!\
- R215, Agree with Jay Mohr. He looks like he''d be wild in bed!
- The Situation\
- Chief Justice Roberts
- [quote]Thanks you SO much! We were lost before you showed up!\
I know. Some probably were. But I only assumed the best when I said "anyone with good taste."
- Andreas Wisniewski
- Chris Brown
- Charlie Sheen and Jessie James
I like BAd Boys
- Rocco Dispirito, Jessie James, James Denton, Ed O'Neil &
... the Winner is: TV commercial guy on NBC, "Meet Ted"
- Slade Smiley any day of the week.
- That little dude on "Parks and Recreation," Adam Scott.
Yes, even at 71!
luv those big cans
- Curtis Stone.
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Cheryl and her stinky pussy.
- Bob Hoskins
- John C. Reilly
- I would too, r231. I have never admitted that before.
- David Tutera
- Lisa Whelchel
- Howard Dean
- This has been done.
I'd do Simon Rich. Is Simon Amstell considered hot?
Kurt Busch. Yeah, he's kind of fug, but there's just something about his "fuck you" attitude, the public meltdowns and his smart ass mouth that just makes me want him to fuck me hard and fuck me rough. Or, I could fuck him, if he prefers.
Oh---and Peyton Manning.
- Nathan Lane.
Naw, just kidding!
r242 = Tony Stewart
- Joseph Kony
- Another vote for Supernanny. I bet she's quite wild in the sack.
- Robert Saget
- Ed Asner
- Bill O'Reilly
- Seth Macfarlane x1000
And I don't know why. Or maybe I do...
- I'd let Tom Welling fuck me.
- Willem Dafoe
- Rich Sommer (Harry Crane from Mad Men)
- Peter Dinklage
- Les stroud
- Jeffrey Dahmer
- When I was a teenager, I wanted to have sex with Ed Asner (during the MTM show era) so badly. I also had a crush on Tom Snyder.
- R21, that hottie Lara Logan fucked Martin Ware so you aren't the only one who wants him!
I too want Betty White.She seems like she'd be a wild animal in the sack.
- Stephen Merchant. I want to climb him like a tree.
- Holland Taylor
- Jesse Jackson
- J.K. Simmons on The Closer.
- Billy Bush
- I would totally do Peter Dinklage, too! hawt muffin man!
- Jon Heder!
- r.267, I saw some guy on The Soup last week wondering who this cutie was and it turned out to be Jon Heder. He looks great these days.
I would've done Ed Asner in his MTM days, Fred Rogers, Fred McMurray in his My 3 Sons era and Robert Mandan in his Soap era.
- 60 Minutes correspondent Steve Kroft.
- Russell Brand
- 3-way with Timothy Geithner and Rahm Emmanuel. Not Obama, though. He can stay home to help Michelle paint on her clown eyebrows.
- The guy from the Charles Schwab commercials....CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!
- Bart Simpson - I will SAVE myself for him and wait for him to grow up a bit .........
ain't i romantic
- Clarence Thomas. Packin' a big one we suspect.
- My real-life crush. You'd all be underwhelmed if you saw him, but I have such an inexplicable yen for the guy.
- Katherine Heigl
- Johnny Weir. I loved femmed out twinks like that, and especially as he seems like such a delicate flower......those types are always the ones who are the wildest in bed.
- Rich Eisen.
Total Access, baby.
- R277 I think he's cute.
- Michael Bay
Christopher Nolan (hell, throw in Jonah, too)
- David Archuleta
- Dylan Ratigan
- Vic Tayback (Mel from "Alice")
- Miguel Ferrar and John Leguizamo
- I bet this is the oddest - I'm a straight woman and I have the biggest crush on Andy Richter. I know it's hard for others to understand, but it's true.
- Lewis Black Dave Chappelle Woody Allen Randy Newman I like funny.
- Larry the Cable Guy
- Salman Rushdie
- Stellan Skarsgaard.
- Joe scarborough if he sits on my face
- You do realize that most of the people you are asking this question to have probably had sex with people who many would not find attractive, don't you? Some of them, regularly. This is no slight to anyone here. It's just the way the world is.
- Joe Scarborough if he'd just shut up and let people talk.
- WTF 291? I mean really....WTF?
- LOL, r292. And so true.
- Matthew Lillard
- Back in the day, Vic Tayback from "Alice"--a hot Daddybear.
- Jack McBrayer who plays Kenneth on 30 Rock.
- Gov. Christie of NJ
- I love Jack McBreyer. He has a cute little body, he is endlessly sweet and has grown into a gifted comedic actor
- [quote]Larry the Cable Guy
Now you've crossed the line! Saw him in a Prilosec commercial this morning & thought to myself, "God, he's repulsive." Popular with the southern redneck crowd who thinks his style of humor is hil[italic]ar[/italic]ious.
- Grover Norquist. I like intelligent little cub-types. But I bet he's a size queen.