Colby Keller is pissed you guys can't fuck him

Dude, that is just gross. The STDs and unhealthy psychosis.....

He needs to be listed in the people wit punchable faces thread.

He's probably one of the most likable stars

Love the heading on his website: Colby like cheese, Keller like Helen.

The Oregon video in his Colby Does America series is hot. Or at least one of the guys is. It's a couple fuck and Colby is not involved.

Is he doing straight porn now?

He wasn't us to support his boner tour?

Right.

Get a job, loser.

'Wants', not 'wasn't'...

damn autocorrect...

why does he always have that weird film on his dick?

I think it's pretty funny that he's wondering why everyone can't get of his Viagra erections!! Colby, honey, not everyone takes Viagra to have sex.

Can you imagine what a lousy lover this guy is?

Is he bottoming in his off screen personal life? Bummer, he has such a fantastic top vibe to him on film, I don't watch the videos where he bottoms, he is the hottest top in the industry. He is uber hot.

Maybe they're just not into a desperate pron hustler?

He bottoms and tops.

honestly, I feel the proliferation of pron has done his nifty escapade in, too many of us, that includes the bitches on this thread, would likewise feel compelled to perform a la porneaux if faced with a real-life porn star. Expectations have become too severe.

Colby Keller is overexposed....and OP, I masturbate to porn 2-3 times daily (I'm 50), but put me wit a regular guy and I cannot cum AT ALL.

I really don't care, but it bothers the other guys, which is annoying to me. I need to find selfish men who just want to get off.

[quote] Colby Keller is overexposed....and OP, I masturbate to porn 2-3 times daily (I'm 50), but put me wit a regular guy and I cannot cum AT ALL.

Yes. Because you're FIFTY.

He's a delusional porn skank who thinks if he uses fancy angles and costumes it elevates his fuck videos to art films...heads up Colby it doesn't.

I'm Fucked that I can't piss on him!

If he was accidentally backed over by his own RV I wouldn't shed a tear.

I only liked him in his first solo video for Sean Cody back in 2004. He was very affable and sweet and "aw shucks" adorable. But he quickly became a slut . He did five fuck (bottoming/topping) videos for SC, and then he ventured off to his illustrious porn career. I haven't watched his non-SC videos.

He is a hot slut

R17 I'm sure you could, but there's probably an upcharge.

[quote]In the aftermath of the Grabbys and IML, Chicago is teeming with hordes of horny, available men, right? Boners around every corner.

What? Isn't it more likely that the opposite is true.

And, Chicago isn't teeming with hordes of horny, available men after IML and the grabbies...it's teeming with gonorrhea.

In the aftermath of IML and the Grabbys the streets are teaming with shit that will probably rot your dick off!

Colby is hot, maybe the guys are star struck.

Colby is pretty gross. His nails are chewed down to the quick and he's kinda chunky. He has a lot of potential, but I can see why guys aren't turned on. He just looks...unhealthy.

[quote] And, Chicago isn't teeming with hordes of horny, available men after IML and the grabbies...it's teeming with gonorrhea.

Very true.

I have a friend that works for the city health department and he said you can clearly match spikes in gonorrhea, syphilis, and a few other things to Bear Pride/IML and Lollapalooza. Two big spikes every year.

He looks healthy

[quote] He looks healthy

Well, clearly that's an effective way to tell if someone has a disease.

"I'm clean if you're clean."

He's a clean meanie

Despite the allure to some, his bent over ass would be as daunting as driving a used Volvo in the Indy 500.

I'd fear for my safety

Do you think he's ever had a boyfriend or even an almost serious relationship? How about that Dale dude. Were they romantically involved or just another fuck.

They were something, and the Karl Marxxx guy from his site.

It means that Colby is a bottom and that he chooses not to service a hot bottom with a limp dick.

He loves to flip flop around

I think I've only seen him top in porn. Does he bottom on screen too?

It sounds like he's a bottom in person.

[quote]He's probably one of the most likable "stars"

Fixed it for you.

I've meet him, he's actually very sweet. Can't understand why he gets criticized here.

me neither, he's a real charmer

Could it be his narcissism that quickly turns guys off? The idea of hooking up with a porn star is hot, but the reality of spending a few hours with a narcissist is much less so. If the encounter is going to heat up, the participants have to connect. And it's difficult to connect when the attention is going all one way. It's easy to see how that will play out. Or, at least, it's easy to see unless you're the narcissist in the middle of things.

After this porn career, he will never be taken for a serious artist. Not for years and years, anyway. So he can try to dress up his fuck films as Art, but no one is going to be fooled. And each new fuck film is another spade of dirt on the grave of his future in Art. What museum will want the association with him?

Dirk Caber, a fine composer, has created the same problem for himself. Unnecessarily.

Sad, sad, sad.

R3 He better be likable because he looks like a Grade A dork.

I don't think that Dirk has any problem with that. the musicians I know who've worked with him still find him talented, his compositions will either please or not, and frankly, I don't think he's hurting for ass. he's already got a steady partner (also a porn guy).

Colby's stunt of filming his own gonzo porn is just a little off the mark, interesting, but not interesting enough to want to see. That is where the problem lies.

Colby's ambition is to be an intellectual. He'll be fine.

[quote]Colby's ambition is to be an intellectual. He'll be fine.

Snort.

Preferred him as a clean shaven bottom.

He somehow manages to be both irritating and boring.

Colby's hottest ever scene.

He's sexy

He's sexy

Is he letting them fuck bare? Most of these guys are used to bare and wrapped they have no sensation, so it makes sense.

He's letting them have their way

R52 Hu?

Porn blogger Zachary Sire said a large number of porn models are HIV positive anyway so Colby may not care to let "fans" raw dog him on video.

I emailed him. LOL Don't know if he has been to my state yet or not. =)

Go FUCK HIM

I like him when he's cleaned up. A good hair cut. Chest & belly hair trimmed a bit and clean shaven. In fresh clothes. He can be damn handsome and appealing. It sounds like he's having trouble finding guys to fuck with. Maybe that's why. He looks like a street person.

I prefer the scruffy look myself.

this is a thing? Jeese I beat off about three times a day, usually to pron and have zero trouble getting off during sex..not being mean but are people with the problem overweight or have vascular problems?

What's the deal with Billy Santoro?

[quote]Colby's hottest ever scene. [see offsite link on www.xvideos.com]

Berke Banks was/is into bestiality.

Really R61? With what animals?

R60, he's an alky

I did't know Berke was into creepy stuff, but he sure did scream like an abducted schoolgirl when I topped him.

He looks dirty and damp. Like he smells of ass and mildew 24-7.

Please, Colby is the All American Gay Porn Star next door.

I think he's adorable.

He's not at all my type usually, but there is something about him that turns me on. A perfect versatile fellow who fucks like a jackhammer, and takes a power fuck just as well. If only I were 40 years younger!

For anyone here who's ever argued that there's 'no such thing as sex addiction'...ta daaaa!! Colby's your proof.

He's psycho. Voting for Trump. Barebacking people all over the country. he's truly fucked up.

Whenever I see his name on DL I think of Colby Callet or whatever her name.