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Chris Diamantopoulos

Handsome, great body, but he's never hit it big. The closest he came was playing "Moe" in "the Three Stooges."

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by Anonymousreply 38March 6, 2020 4:14 AM

The closest he came was playing "Moe" in "the Three Stooges."

That's just sad.

by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2015 2:15 AM

Wasn't he in "Episodes"?

by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2015 2:15 AM

He's on "Silicon Valley" now as the crazy bearded billionaire. He also played Pam's temptation on the final season of "The Office."

by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2015 2:18 AM

He's straight, and has weird pecs and strange nipple placement, so who cares?

But he was good in [italic]Episodes[/italic].

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2015 2:19 AM

His name doesn't help him.

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2015 2:20 AM

R3 He lost his billionaire status on Silicon Valley tonite. His character is heavily spray tanned and obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2015 4:10 AM

His wife was on Ugly Betty as Amanda, love her very funny lady.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2015 4:15 AM

Becki Newton looks like a fat frau - that'll work out nicely for her.

The guy's been terrible in everything I've seen him in, so I'm not sure how he's getting work. His nip placement is the least of his worries.

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2015 4:38 AM

Wow R8, I"m pretty sure she was pregnant in that shot - but great way to take one look at her and pass judgment on her weight. And people wonder why women tend to have weight issues.

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2015 5:07 AM

He's a handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2015 5:17 AM

he did a lot of musicals before his fame (such as it is) happened. It's a shame he doesn't get a chance to sing more often.....beautiful, rich voice.

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2015 5:22 AM

What's up with his boobies?

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2015 5:30 AM

Chris Diamontopolous' gigantic tit muscles are struggling to break free

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by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2015 7:51 AM

too bad he shaves his chest and legs

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2015 11:49 AM

He is very good on Silicon Valley.

He's handsome and married to a talented person. Hope he's happy.

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2015 1:46 PM

I like him.

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by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2015 1:53 PM

He's a great song and dance man, and I am jealous of his talent and career.

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2015 2:43 PM

[quote]I am jealous of his talent and career.

Don't worry, honey. Someday you too might get to play Moe Howard.

by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2015 2:49 PM

[quote]Someday you too might get to play Moe Howard.

Types the bitterly disappointed community theater queen . . .

by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2015 3:14 PM

Nope, not an actor, and have never wanted to be.

I know you think everyone else dreams of your "profession," r19, but that's just not the case.

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2015 3:32 PM

Wasn't Sean Penn supposed to play Moe Howard?

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2015 3:57 PM

His chicken-chest is nightmare inducing.

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2015 4:05 PM

Not the "every celebrity has had plastic surgery" troll, but those have to be pec implants.

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2015 5:00 PM

We should all have such "unfortunate" tit muscles.

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2015 5:05 PM

He looks like someone slightly masculinized Neil Patrick Harris.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2015 5:08 PM

The point that R18 seems to be missing is that by working regularly in Hollywood and not waiting tables, Diamantopoulos is probably in the top 5% of actors.

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2015 5:10 PM

He looks nice with a beard (and I don't mean Becki.)

by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2015 6:41 PM

i'd bum him in a heaartbeat

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2015 6:44 PM

I'm hoping his Russ character on SV will eventually demand that Peter rim him or he'll pull all funding from Pied Piper. Peter, of course, won't do it but Russ will present his ass.

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2015 6:57 PM

Those aren't implants. He just doesn't have an appealing shaped chest.

by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2015 7:23 PM

He has short fingers and a very small peen line.

by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2015 8:03 PM

I've liked him in everything I've seen him in. However, everytime I see him on screen, it always takes me about 5 minutes to place him.

As r5 said, the last name is doing nothing him no favors toward achieving stardom. Have no idea how to pronounce it.

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2015 9:51 PM

Dia-man-top-o'luss?

Dia-man-tuh-pool-us?

by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2015 9:58 PM

Cute, but way too manscaped.

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2015 10:02 PM

Anyone watching Let's Get Physical on Pop following Shitt's Creek? He's pretty funny in it.

by Anonymousreply 35March 4, 2018 2:54 PM

No mention of his star turn as the Old Man in "Christmas Story - Live?" I thought he was great.

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by Anonymousreply 36March 4, 2018 4:39 PM

He does lots of voice work on American Dad, so clearly Seth Macfarlane has the hots for him as well.

by Anonymousreply 37March 4, 2018 9:54 PM

The closest he came was p̶l̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶"̶M̶o̶e̶"̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶"̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶h̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶S̶t̶o̶o̶g̶e̶s̶.̶" having a thread about him on Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 38March 6, 2020 4:14 AM
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