Kneel Patrick Harris made a video of himself in bed with his husband David Burka

Kneel?

Really OP?

Sorry, English is not my first language.

This video is not made by him. It included a clip of him in bed eating.

Of course the bed video is made by him. You think an obsessed fan snuck into his bedroom and set up a hidden camera?

Look at us.

Look at us!

LOOK AT US!!!!!!

They're starting to look like old lesbians child!

A charming legacy for their children.

It's impossible to tell which one is the man in that relationship.

EEK!

It's cute and harmless.

"Neil, I hate to bring this up... but we're going to have to cut back on the social media."

"What are you talking about?! David, I'm doing all of this for you. I'm turning our social media brand into YOUR SHOWCASE!!!"

"You're doing a marvelous job. But we've got to be less strategic."

"Most of our pictures, including the ones of the kids, are good for promotion. WE HAVE TO LOOK *GREAT* FOR BURTKA-HARRIS! David, you're a great.... chef. And now you and the kids have found yourselves a MOVIE STAR to SELL your product. Well, YA GOTTA PAY THE PRICE!"

"NEIL, BE REASONABLE! You don't need our help on social media, I mean JUST LOOK AT YOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE-"

"I AM THE GENIUS OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA WORLD!!!! WE NEED TO GET THE GODDAMN KIDS TO PAY THEIR DUES!"

"This isn't Hollywood where somebody is on hand to upload a new photograph of them every minute- THIS IS THE REAL WORLD."

"Well the real world expects US to use our kids a certain way."

"Well, that way is costing me acting jobs."

"David... we'll find a solution. YA LOVE A CHALLENGE!"

"Okay, Neil. Okay."

They are both pathetic attention whores.

R4, he means it's a fan video put together of various bits and pieces. I'm pretty sure that bed scene is from that puppet theater thing he does, and is shot on a set.

Indian food is not the most romantic food to eat in bed. It makes you fart and gives you the shits.

It doesn't seem to be a relationship built on love but rather attention and publicity.

Like it wasn't an "oh we're in love let's marry" way but more like "well if we marry we can do A and B and if we have children then that will get us C and D..."

This will not end well.

The Lady and the Tramp sequence is adorable. I bet a lot of women (and a lot of gay men) swooned over it. It was so cute.

Two gorgeous A list hunks. I wonder if they have threesomes?

[quote]The Lady and the Tramp sequence is adorable. I bet a lot of women (and a lot of gay men) swooned over it. It was so cute.

Hi David!

If one of them likes to get fucked how could they nothave threesomes?

What's not to love? Totally adorable, talented, charming and cute! Why do you bitter, old queens have a problem with them? O wait- I answered my own question...

I have to say that this video changed my mind on them a bit. They are definitely happy together. There are a lot of subtle body language clues that prove it.

[quote]Two gorgeous A list hunks.

R16=Helen Keller

ROFL, R21. Yeah, someone definitely moved the furniture around.

Can we please only call him Kneel from now on? I thought the OP called him that intentionally.

Love the video and them, hated the music in the background.

So very, very thirsty.

[quote] They are both pathetic attention whores.

Which makes them different from any other actors, how?

I think they're handsome and adorable. And I'm as old and bitter as they come.

How can you hate them? Jealous, more likely.

Don't think people really hate them. People do appreciate what they do for the community. But they can really get annoying. And they are annoying more often than not.

I'm not annoyed by them. Not one bit. Ever.

R29 Probably because you're an idiot.

Which you say, R30, because you're an asshole (no "probably" about it). And a flaming male vagina.

I think the video is cute.

I'm sure they aren't bad people but they seriously need to go away for awhile.

Neil did you forget about me? We should have shared more quality time together when we were both on the set of "Doogie Howser". Oh yeah, the public forgot about me too.

Didn't you go on to be Marilyn Manson, Max?

With "friends" like Datalounge who needs homophobes?

Really? Still monogamous...who's getting it on the side?

Really? Still monogamous...who's getting it on the side?

[quote] With "friends" like Datalounge who needs homophobes?

People keep saying DL doesn't treat openly gay men like shit, and yet I keep reading threads like this.

If that ain't love, I don't know what is. So damn cute.

Michelle Duggar should be strapped in a chair and made to watch this video in loop.

R39 We're not obligated to like every openly gay celebrity. That "he's one of us, so let's support him no matter what" argument is bullshit.

R41, We're also not obligated to hate every openly gay celebrity, but DL does it anyway. And no one is saying you have to "support" them, whatever the hell that means, but threads like this are filled with nasty homophobic comments every godammed time. That's the real bullshit.

Are you stalking them OP? How would you ever know about this unless you were interested.

R43 because it's a YouTube video that anyone can find in like 3 seconds?

[quote]People keep saying DL doesn't treat openly gay men like shit, and yet I keep reading threads like this.

Wait? Who the hell says this? DL has a ( well deserved) reputation for tearing down openly gay celebrities. They get attention, but little love here. Anyone who says otherwise is in denial.

It isn't that it's not cute, it could be, but it's them doing it....AGAIN.

So happy for them, being attractive, famous out gay men, but they're so incredibly, obviously hungry for attention and they seem to do this sort of self adoring, smarmy, mug camera hogging on a weekly basis and I think people rightly so have become exhausted by it. We get it, you feel you're 'pretty' and 'perfect' and you like celebrating your fame and wealth often, but the rest of us can only take your classist self promotion so much.

Just dial it back a bit guys.

I see it all the time R45. Whenever I bring up how badly DL treats openly gay celebs I get some lame variation on that theme.

DL tears down ALL celebrities. Try getting over it.

If any of them are getting a lot of love that means the thread is filled with frau fangurls.

I tear you down, R48.

Seriously, R30 / R41 / R48 you are a nasty asshole. Your posts make that painfully clear.

R41 the problem is that you like none of them!

Those two are fucking adorable!

They are BOTH actors and entertainers. What do you expect from them? Self-effacement? LOL!

[quote]because it's a YouTube video that anyone can find in like 3 seconds? by: Not OP, but I mean, really.

If you are looking for it. I've been on YouTube all day and managed to avoid it. But I mean, really, REALLY.

R54, Jesus H Christ, as I said, you can find it in 3 seconds. You're just trying to make something out of nothing.

I wonder why anything dealing with NPH produces a YAWN.

NPH's human Fleshlight was on The Kitchen this weekend and it was embarrassing. He made ice cream sandwiches with store-bought ice cream and cookies from a bakery.

Is his hair going gray? It looked like he'd used some sort of demi-permanent color that didn't take well on the gray hair.

Blame Simon Halls and People Magazine. NPH wouldn't have gotten famous.

bump

They are over 40 years old. Can you imagine between the liver spotted penis and the sagging wrinkly asses what those two must look like?

r39/r42 has STATED HER BOUNDARIES!

@R60 you don't start sagging until a lot later, so not to worry. And to be honest, it's not as if you'll be lucky enough to share their bed.

[quote]And to be honest, it's not as if you'll be lucky enough to share their bed.

*shudder*

Thanks for giving me an image that made my gorge rise into my mouth.

[quote]Neil Patrick Harris ‏@ActuallyNPH 13h13 hours ago -- It's officially June, which means my birthday is only 15 days away. I'll start tweeting my awesome random gift wish list soon. Prepare.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: authentic Houdini padlocks, handcuffs, correspondence.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: Gogo inflight wifi gift certificates. When I log in, there's a promo code to enter. Ah, how I wish I had one, or three.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: Super Magician comics. Classic, old school, I'm a collector and obsessed. #mint

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: handstand lessons. Sweet Pete, I really wanna learn learn how to slowly press into a handstand. Always have.

[quote]Neil Patrick Harris ‏@ActuallyNPH 13h13 hours ago -- In honor of #NegroniWeek, we went to @Eataly and had a fantastic lunch. Wow, David has never looked better.

R39 use the ignore button.

[quote]but they're so incredibly, obviously hungry for attention and they seem to do this sort of self adoring, smarmy, mug camera hogging on a weekly basis

What do you expect? They are both theater queens.

David Burtka ‏@Davidburtka Jun 1

One of my favorite gifts was a from @kathynajimy and @thedanband. Thanks for the cake and the nightmares.

It never stops to amaze me how NPH crave for attention. Every chance he got and if no,t then he creates attention. Always just around him self. Selfish, self-centric, narcissist middle-aged guy who think he is God's gift of attractive man and talent.

I do not understand that he gets away with all this crap. What he did for Burtka`s birthday, was nothing compared With all the time, planning and thoughtfulness Burtka made to make NPH happy, for his. Even then NPH had to be center of attention. It is only NPH that apply all the time. He does treat his Family like shit!

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: a creative, intelligent mystery screenwriter looking to join forces.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: puppet parts.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: BBQ skills. I gotsta start representing, culinarily. Bobby Flay videos, maybe?

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: a vintage looking globe with a modern world map. My geography skills are mediocre, at best.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: awesome wifi. Come on, @VerizonFiOS. Harlem deserves it.

I suppose he never learned that whole 'quitting while you're ahead' thing?

Are all those birthday ideas just a joke or is Kneel serious about people getting him all that stuff?

He's showing no sign of letting up.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: an interactive mirror built from 450 rotating penguins. So, so bad.

And...

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: for everyone to stop using the word 'like' incessantly in conversation. It's, like, a constant and it's, like, egregious.

[quote]42nd B'day ideas: collar stays. They're awesome.

I wonder if this applies to his (Burtka) former children.

More...

[quote]My birthday is Monday, so today is your last day to get free shipping with Amazon Prime. Please plan and shop accordingly. #helpfulharris

[quote]Excited for Day 2 of sailboat racing here at @NYYC_org. Missed 1st place yesterday by 11 seconds! #firsttimesailing

Wow missed first place by a mere 11 seconds and it was only his first time sailing?

Neil, we're shocked!

Sure makes me realize how much I missed by choosing to be single. I think they are beautiful. Truly a real live gay fairy tale.

I confess I find Burtka adorable. I'd date him in a heartbeat. NPH is a lucky guy.

Hi Dave!

Now his head is even bigger!

[quote]Holy macaroni! Thanks to their skill and my dumb luck, we placed 1st in our class at the @NYYC_org 's 161st regatta!

Kneel and David were on Ina "Toot-Toot" Garten's L.A. special. They didn't seem thrilled to be there and their attempts at humor came across as cunty.

What was oddest was they rarely said "our." It was my child, my house, etc.

They do everything in bed, except fuck. NPH cheats on David and David cheats on him. There marriage is a sham and a tax break.

R82 What made absolutely no sense was that it was, as you say, her "LA Special," yet they had Neil and David visiting Ina at her house in the Hamptons. The rest of the show (Jennifer Garner, Wolfgang Puck, etc.) was all in LA.

Well, Ina likes her gays. The usual ones are getting up there. Even the youngest one, the now banished Tiara, has gray hair. So maybe she wanted some (relatively) fresh meat.

But, yeah, it was an odd special. Actually, Jennifer Garner was a little cunty, too. No mention of Benny at all.

They're happy and funny and sweet.

Not so dunny or sweet after all.

Funny....though I like dunny.

I said:

"Actually, Jennifer Garner was a little cunty, too. No mention of Benny at all."

It's on again and since she was spending her [italic]birthday[/italic] with Ina, maybe Jennifer wasn't really that bad.

On the other hand, Kneel and David are worse the second time around. It's like badly written dialogs, not a couple talking.

They pose those kids and life more carefully than even I did.

He's so cute.

Jealous much, huh?

The Indian food will provide an excellent opportunity for Dutch Ovens and sharting!

He's OK

Ain't that a cute

I wonder who filmed it?

You all wish you was David, don't you

So thread bumping troll, this morning you searched for NPH and flooded DL with a shitload of them. You must be very proud.

Kneel..LOL

Lucky bed