Joe Penny Homage Thread

Thanks, OP!

My adolescent wank material!

He was smokin' back in the day. Still looks pretty damn good, and is open about his many bad hair plug experiences...

Is he dead?

Mr. Penny now...

I never realized he basically looks like Nicholas Cage.

The bad hairline is actually from 8 years ago.

Exactly R18, and it's part of the article explaining why he needed to have it redone.

R11 needs his prescription checked.

Gay?

Homosexually available?

i would let him use me like a pogo stick.

He looks so...gay.

My mom, who always had a finely-tuned Gaydar, always said she thought he was gay. She adored looking at him---and Robert Conrad---but thought that his and Conrad's masculinity was "way too over the top." In other words, they were covering up for being gay.

she's aged

hair suit

He was stunning back when , but to be honest hes always had thin hair .

Perry King pings louder, yes?

If both are gay, you just know they hooked up when they worked on Riptide.

I used to love watching the opening to Riptide and see him running in his tighty whities!

He was sex on a stick (whatever that means)

Is he dead? I was wondering that too?

He has gotten a penile implant which he proudly talks about.

He was asked if he was gay on Entertainment Tonight decades ago when they didn't ask such questions. Answer: (calmly) "no, I'm not gay."

He has horrible dandruff in those photos.

Joe Penny didn't have the Italian curse? Meaning that his ding dong was 9 inches at least? At least he must have a squeaky clean hole.

R24 -- your Mom was smart. Conrad had lots of affairs with guys, he was as gay as a goose. I know several people who had unfortunate affairs with him (he was physically brutal to his lovers, all of whom, btw, were tops)

Several friends told me that Penny was also gay and has been HIV positive for years. I believe them.

However, I know Perry. He comes from a very distinguished family; his grandfather was the most famous book editor of all time, his brother was the editor of a major newspaper, etc. He is as straight as it comes. A nice guy, gay-friendly, but totally straight. Perry and Penny (that's what people called them behind their backs) were kind of friendly but despite wishful rumors, there was nothing ever between them.

Perry King looks an Italian from Rome I knew. He would fuck anything with a pulse. I don't want to accuse him of being a total man slut but every time I see him I see I'm reminded of that Roman horndog.

No one ever looked sexier in tighty-whities than Joe Penny.

I don't think Robert Conrad was overcompensating because he had sex with men (which I believe). I think he was overcompensating because he was very short. Most short men, including Tom Cruise, have that outlook.

I never thought Penny was 'over-the-top' masculine. Just masculine. Tom Select was OTT and he always came across as super queeny.

Penny was huge!

[quote]Is he dead? I was wondering that too?

No, just his career.

Joe Penny never did anything for me - but Perry King was another story

Goodness, I was watching an old rerun of Archie Bunker's Place when this guy came on. Even by 70s standards he was drop dead gorgeous.

He set the mold for my ideal guy

Perry King always looks like he smells something bad.