DataLounge Supreme Court vacancy

I think you, OP. You've got the knowledge, the experience- and a little bit o' cray-cray.

Oh sure, you want new blood but you leave that bitch Bootsie in there. She clawed her way to the top, taking swipes at anyone who wouldn't ....

Keep it going group.

R1 I concur. OP for the role.

I nominate:

*Christine Baranski's plastic surgeon

*Ryan Murphy

*Michael Strahan's next beard

*Kelly Osbourne (of course)

*Anthony Weiner

and

*That guy from $1 Shave Club commercials

I'm tanned, ready, and rested.

As our chief rulekeeper and right hand to the Editor, I'd be remiss in not submitting for consideration.

I nominate Aunt Bunny of North Carolina. Her sage words of wisdom can always be depended upon to get bitches together:

The Trivago guy

There are so many judgmental Mary!s in Datalounge, that position with the Supremes should be easy to fill.

Bea Arthur. Please. Or else Rue. Or Mrs. Roper, whatever her name was.

Can someone or something be removed from the supreme court?

It should be called the Supreme CUNT!

Please, give Bill a job so he doesn't fuck things up for me while fucking volunteer high school girls at the foundation. Now THERE'S "Justice."

I think we need more nominations and discussion before a decision can be made.

R1 and R3 -- I appreciate your votes of confidence, but I can only get three Ativan refills per year, so I'm not in a position to take on any extra stress. Unless you guys know an understanding pharmacist...

If you need another cunt, I'm your gal.

Brendon is always a sage. And he can be had cheap.

The Evening Punctuationist is available evenings. I nominate him.

Cheets Rivera. No reason needed. just because she's our Cheets!

I said the Trivago Guy but didn't say why. And I am sorry.

Because someone posted on here about his big kielbasa.

Thank you

Michelle Duggar

My girlfriend will buy me the position.

Nan Michaganwomym

Caftan Galore, reason being that a judicial robe will not be required.

I nominate is person

I nominate Candy Finnigan, late of "Intervention." She's got all the wrinkles of Bar Bush -- and twice the attitude!

Michelle Duggar really would provide some much-needed balance.

Kathy Griffin for seven days .........because, well ...... she's done it before.

I nominate Lauren, the Chili's waitress who fixted my cheeseburger.

Frank you for your consideration,

Fuck off, Arianna. Miss wannabe cutesy face of autism. This is my nomination, bitch. One more peep out of you and I've got a cold cheeseburger waiting to be bwoken over your dense little skull and Lauren isn't going to save you this time. You know why? She's wearing two eye patches. You know why? You REALLY don't want to know why, Miss Priss.

The rest of you cunts, take heed: If my mom, Dr. Beegle, isn't sitting pretty in that judicial caftan by 6/3, my claws come out. Test me.

Unfortunately, Dr. Beegle is ineligible for DataLounge Supreme Court. We did interview her, but her hair smells like Javex and Chief Justice Ann Romano will not abide a bottle blonde.

The Datalounge's favorite twink, Logan Lerman, because the court could use young blood.

I've stated my terms, OP.

End of the business day, tomorrow.

Don't make me fuck my new manicure on your corneas.

The Darfur Orphan.

Because innocent children need a voice....

Shouldn't Kathy Griffin get Joan Rivers' seat? I think it's fitting.

You want sage advice? Vote Nosferatu.

The Almighty Almiqui, of course!

Program/Major/Book Resale troll. It's a given. He posts here more than anyone else.

Karen Ziemba and her swinging ukulele. She's perennial. She's "depends"able. She loves her gays.

Jan Maxwell. Her digs at the Manhattan Plaza are guaranteed for pre-Court cocktails.

Valerie Harper. She's died a thousand deaths and keeps returning for another go around. And she wasn't afraid to take on Mel "Shitbra" Gilbert.

If it pleases Chief Justice Romano, I would like to nominate Mermaid Girl and Lisa Beamer of "Lets Roll" fame.

A glass of Davey Wavey's breast milk, provided it agrees not to talk.

Bradley Cooper's tonsils because I think they have the experience for the job.

Jeremy Piven - because he doesn't like fish

Dame Kevin Spacey - fair representation means even closet cases can have justice

Liza has the judgement, wisdom and temperance which best represents the citizens of Datalounge.

The rest of Raul Esparza...

Jon Hamm's Penis.

It pleases EVERYONE

Ms. Bachman - to lend a straight sensibility.

Nick Gruber - just because.

Sally Field, for the Sally Field Programme.

Momma, who brings particular expertise to any cases involving cagemeat.

OP, you're a fucking idiot.

I nominate either Simon Hall's Bag Of Oranges, or....

Corbin Fisher whore Connor's newborn porn baby.

Toss-up.

STFU, R48, you fucking stupid useless cunt!

Karen Ziemba and her banjo

Shitty Little Ann

Me, goddamit!

Matt Bomer.

Because it is time for someone good looking on the court.

Honorary appointments: anyone who never liked Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker."

Liza, of course, just as long as she can have frequent sidebars at the side bar.

[quote]STFU, [R48], you fucking stupid useless cunt!

R50: Go fuck yourself you fucking delicate hothouse flower special snowflake gash.

Gurls ...gurls! A bit of decorum, please in this nomination process.

The Marble Faun is simply too nice, so I nominate myself.

I am stauncher than anyone. It should be me.

Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Program/Major

Vivian Vance obsessed fan/troll

D. Rochelle (the court needs someone who thinks outside of the box)

Didn't Tonyya Harding threaten the other candidates?

[quote] Vivian Vance obsessed fan/troll

but we have NOT had sufficient!

[quote] Sally Field Programme.

Justice Field can have a 10:43 meltdown during each case!

Looks like another spot has opened up!

OP=Vadim Black.

Just as insane as ever. Joan Rivers is NOT going to affect your life for thirty years unless you're cuckoo.

I nominate Michelle Obama! Heads will EXPLODE!

Koko the gorilla

A bowl of drained pasta.

Ronald Reagan Jr.

Actually that's an excellent choice!

GOP: We're going to take this to the highest court in the land.

Chief Justice Reagan: Unlike my father, I'm just gonna tell you NO.

Madame

I'd say that Madame has the inside track, here. The only thing she loves more than a turban is dick. She's perfect.

Puppymonkeybaby of course. Balances the cat rather nicely.

Darryl, the backyard squirrel (RIP).

It was recently pointed out to me that we have not had a quorum of Dionne Quints since the death of dear Yvonne in 2001, so it is with long-overdue regret that I step them down from the DLSC.

Chief Justice Ann Romano is scouring the usual channels (Scruff, chain restaurant bathrooms in mid-size cities, glowing orbs) in a search for a replacement, but she could use your help.

Nominations are open!

I nominate Joel and MItzi.

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO.

She will mete out justice swiftly -- and while wearing gloves.