Help! I find my Uncle hot.
Not sure what to do. I'm 19 and I recently started to find my mom's brother really hot. He is 34, married, and has one baby that's only three months old. He works out a lot, has an amazing body, and I go over to their house just to stare at him. I know how wrong it is but...can't help myself.
What should I do?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 10, 2020 3:31 AM
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Don't cross the line. It will bring ruin to your family.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2015 9:33 PM
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invite him over so he can pop your cherry, silly
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2015 9:34 PM
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I have a feeling this is the nephew troll.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2015 9:34 PM
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He's your Uncle and you are only NOW finding him hot, at the age of 19? 0/10
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2015 9:39 PM
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David, is that you? If so, I find you hot also. Present your sphincter next time we meet.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2015 9:40 PM
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R1 I know.
R4 I always thought he was cute but he got re-married last year and started to really take care of himself (working out, new clothes, new job)
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2015 9:41 PM
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OP is he bi? Otherwise you're shit out of luck.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2015 9:49 PM
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OP, you can't help who you're attracted to.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2015 9:52 PM
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OP, it's time to join the Navy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2015 9:52 PM
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OP, I suggest you get some professional help.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2015 9:54 PM
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Its proximity and familiarity, plus you are 19 and horny as hell/sorting out attraction and what to do about it. Join a gym or other social venue where you can look/interact with non-familial sexy adult males.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2015 9:56 PM
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Find another place with hot guys to stare at.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2015 9:57 PM
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R7 I do not believe he is bi.
R9 I don't want to join the Navy.
R10 Therapy?
R11 R12 Yeah, I guess I should look elsewhere. It isn't like I am closed off to the world and don't have places I could potentially go or that he is the only one I find hot. I'm not a secluded hermit. I just know what turns me on and he does. Again, I know this is wrong. :(
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2015 10:00 PM
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Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2015 10:05 PM
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Get him drunk and offer to give him a blowjob.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2015 10:05 PM
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r13 Then find someone with similar qualities and have fun with him. Guilt/shame and sex might make for a hot encounter.. but long term will eat at your soul
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2015 10:06 PM
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His wife is probably giving all her attention to their newborn. He's ripe for the picking.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2015 10:09 PM
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Does he know you're gay, OP? Is he gay-friendly?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2015 10:09 PM
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This is why they hate us.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2015 10:10 PM
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Ask him to meet you privately like in the hot tub or at the lake where you go skinny dipping. Then tell him how you feel. Show him your erection and ask him to give you a hand job. He will because all guys like to 'help each other out'. Then just see where it goes from there. If you don't follow your heart you will regret it the rest of your life. I know because I was a nephew once.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2015 10:10 PM
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OP, there's no harm in letting Uncle know that you admire his physique and that you wish you had a man like him. If there's no chance for anything, then it goes no further. If there is, you've established a dialogue for when his tired wife isn't putting out and he needs some immediate relief but can't stray too far. Hopefully it works out for both of you.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2015 10:11 PM
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He's a BLOOD RELATIVE. STOP IT.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2015 10:14 PM
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You've been watching too many porn movies.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2015 10:17 PM
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Think of the babies you could create if your not careful!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 19, 2015 10:17 PM
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Get real, r23. They're not going to make babies, so who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 19, 2015 10:17 PM
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Offer to blow him. No guy, gay or straight, will turn down a bj.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2015 10:19 PM
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That's a boundary that doesn't need to be crossed R26. Babies or not. It's legally incest.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 19, 2015 10:19 PM
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you can't OP, he's not clearly in your program
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 19, 2015 10:20 PM
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Is this the same incest troll who slept with his brother in another thread?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 19, 2015 10:20 PM
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 19, 2015 10:21 PM
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Do it! And be sure and report back to us on how it works out.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 19, 2015 10:23 PM
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OP, it ain't gonna happen. You've said he isn't even bi. Give it up.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 19, 2015 10:25 PM
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He wants you, OP. Don't fall for his "not bi" routine. He just needs you to make the first move. That way he can have guilt-free sex with you. Ask him tonight and he'll be yours completely.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 19, 2015 10:51 PM
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Hot married guys with a newborn in the house are just dying for a blow job.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 19, 2015 10:59 PM
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This is the funniest thread I have read here in ages. Especially R19.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 19, 2015 11:02 PM
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OP, invite him anonymously to a glory hole and then do your thing.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 19, 2015 11:08 PM
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[quote]Is this the same incest troll who slept with his brother in another thread?
They didn't sleep. Both were awake the whole time.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 19, 2015 11:09 PM
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Get a grindr account and find someone else.
Why are you posting his pic here? Geez. Privacy invasion, much?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 19, 2015 11:18 PM
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Millenials can't even be bothered to leave the nest for sex partners. Blech.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 19, 2015 11:40 PM
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OP, is your name Traylor?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 19, 2015 11:44 PM
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Go for it op!!! Uncle sex is the hottest!!!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2015 11:57 PM
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I've been jacking off thinking about my bottom son since he was ten. The moment he became legal, I celebrated by giving him a huge load. I'm a strict top and he's a cum hungry who're bottom, so we're a good match. I suggest you offer to do the stuff your aunt won't like lick his ass, clean his taint, suck his balls, or lick his rank unwashed feet and hole.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 20, 2015 12:06 AM
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uncle is totally doable, if he's gay
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 20, 2015 12:19 AM
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OP just figure out what these nephews did
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 51 | April 20, 2015 12:38 AM
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This nephew knows what he's doing. See OP there are answers if you just look.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 53 | April 20, 2015 12:45 AM
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Uncle Pruitt showed me how to do it!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 54 | April 20, 2015 1:01 AM
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He's family, so find someone else to fixate on. Unless of course, you're from Pennsyltucky. Then all bets are off.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 20, 2015 1:09 AM
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OP is the new baby a boy? If so, in twenty years time you could be still here writing about your Incest: The Next Generation. A father-and-son twofer.
See how creepy that is? That's how your entire family will see you.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 20, 2015 1:10 AM
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not buying it, my theory is OP is the 'uncle' in the pic, fishing for compliments
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 20, 2015 1:32 AM
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OP, why should you care if you upset your family? They hate you and are repulsed by your perversion. You might as well do your uncle. You know he wants it. He wants it NOW!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 20, 2015 1:34 AM
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So OP you are the 34 year old and you are a chicken hawk. We know it's not the reverse.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 20, 2015 1:41 AM
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I'm going to text him and asked if I could work out with them. I'll show some interest in what he is obviously interested in.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 20, 2015 2:01 AM
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Your feelings will subside and then go away over time OP. He is supplying you with good drugs though, right?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 20, 2015 2:34 AM
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Tell him you want to go to the gym with him. Sneak a peek at him in the showers. Lust for a while, but do not touch.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 20, 2015 3:09 AM
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OP, he totally has big dick face. You must not let this chance go by! Does he know you're gay? Is he accepting?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 20, 2015 3:22 AM
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R65
He knows I'm gay, totally accepting. He helped my mom come to terms with it. :)
And you should see his body. OMG.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 20, 2015 3:24 AM
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Put on your best homewrecking outfit and show up at their doorstep holding his favorite homemade dish in your hands. He'll love that and his wife will be relieved she wont have to cook that night. Keep dropping things so you'll have to bend over in front of him. But don't drop the 2 for 1 Fleet enema coupon, "accidentally" hand that over to him when you surprise him with tickets to a sports event he could attend with you. Laugh at his jokes and glorify his insights like an awestruck student. "Wow. I never thought of that before. I just...wow..." When you stroke his ego you're stroking his dick. Use the word "rod" and "butthole" in a sentence. Maybe you could say "My buddy Rod is such a fucking butthole" And your friend Rod is a "tight-ass" regarding money. Your friend Rod becomes everything your Uncle needs to fuck. Ask him if he's ever had a friend who's a real dickhead and if he believes karma is a really hot hole. Have lube handy.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2015 4:14 AM
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Ward, why are you always so hard-on the beaver?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2015 4:23 AM
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Don't listen to these ignorant cunts. Uncle sex is NOT incest. Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2015 4:36 AM
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the incest troll strikes again! the only thing that he needs to be hit on by is a 4 wheeler
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 20, 2015 4:39 AM
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R70= sex negative Miss Prisspot. If it bothers you, why do you keep opening the thread?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2015 4:45 AM
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I just want to say that all these posts about nephew troll, uncle troll, incest troll, etc...are false. I am not whomever that person is or was on these boards. Sorry to disappoint.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2015 4:51 AM
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What is it with gay people and unavailable men??
I don't exclude myself... but I grew out of it by 25.
He is unavailable x 2. Straight and related.
Figure out what your issue is with unavailable men...and find someone else.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 20, 2015 5:00 AM
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Have him over to your apartment. Offer him a drink--and then accidentally spill it on him. Offer to wash his clothes right then an there so he'll have to take them off while you thrown them in the wash. No one has ever tried this before.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2015 5:50 AM
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R42 haha, he is "guido-tastic" for sure. From his facebook...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2015 6:09 AM
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what's with these posts with random guys photos pulled from fb with some kind of fantasy stories? I think it's time for DL owner to do something about those threads, or even better about those posters, they really need help.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2015 6:44 AM
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R76
Random? Fantasy? Believe what you want.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 20, 2015 6:48 AM
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OP is an UNCLE-Fucker!!!!!!!!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 78 | April 20, 2015 6:52 AM
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He has a wife and a kid who's 3 MONTHS OLD. Please do not become a home wrecker just because you can't keep control your sexual urges.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 20, 2015 1:01 PM
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OP, since you are posting his pics online without his permission, you should post some of your pics online
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 20, 2015 1:04 PM
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Loving the advice you're getting. If you take it you'll get yourself either sent to a psychiatrist or excommunicated from the family. You need the former desperately.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 20, 2015 3:35 PM
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All good fun ... Verging on the kind of banter you might get on a pedo site I imagine.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 20, 2015 3:40 PM
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Find out which steroids he is using and post here
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 20, 2015 3:41 PM
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Is this the sequel to the "I'm in love with my father in law" thread?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 20, 2015 5:00 PM
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post ur photo so we can see if u stand a chance
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 20, 2015 10:06 PM
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Get laid with someone you find equally hot who doesn't happen to be your Uncle.
next!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 20, 2015 10:12 PM
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When you are caught -- and you will be -- you will have destroyed the relationship between not only your uncle and his new wife, but also your uncle and mother.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 20, 2015 10:14 PM
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Why does everyone think they are going to get caught and he's going to ruin the family?
This straight married (w/ kids) guido is not going to touch OP...not now, not ever. He'll probably feel bad for OP, since OP said the uncle is the one who helped him come out to his mom... but that's where it ends.
OP why haven't you posted about other available men in your area? Are you living in some rural town of 200 people?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 20, 2015 10:16 PM
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And he POSTS his PIC for everyone to see...you best hope their aren't any stalkers on DL...
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 21, 2015 12:16 AM
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R89, you seem to think that coming out is on the same level as wanting to have sex with a blood relative. It isn't.
Wanting to have sex with a blood relative indicates some underlying psychological problems. Wanting to come out does not.
The uncle won't want to have sex with his nephew because 1. Presumably he is straight 2. More to the point : chances are he would find sex with a relative to be abhorrent.
But of course he would tell his wife. In the end the whole family would know. I don't think the op would find the whole think hilarious or hot in the end.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 22, 2015 3:15 PM
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Is he your "uncle" or your "uncle-uncle"?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 22, 2015 11:49 PM
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You would have to make it clear to him that you're gay, and hope that he makes a move on you. I don't think you can make the move.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 10, 2020 2:29 AM
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There's nothing funnier to me on this site than someone who bumps an old thread just to say something ridiculous. That and anytime someone posts Yvonne's picture - makes me laugh every time.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 10, 2020 2:37 AM
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Your mom and her brother have a baby together?!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 10, 2020 2:49 AM
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Genetic sexual attraction was the premise of a Strangers with Candy episode.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 96 | March 10, 2020 2:59 AM
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have you ever seen his dick? whats it like?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 10, 2020 3:31 AM
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