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Help! I find my Uncle hot.

Not sure what to do. I'm 19 and I recently started to find my mom's brother really hot. He is 34, married, and has one baby that's only three months old. He works out a lot, has an amazing body, and I go over to their house just to stare at him. I know how wrong it is but...can't help myself.

What should I do?

by Anonymousreply 97March 10, 2020 3:31 AM

Don't cross the line. It will bring ruin to your family.

by Anonymousreply 1April 19, 2015 9:33 PM

invite him over so he can pop your cherry, silly

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2015 9:34 PM

I have a feeling this is the nephew troll.

by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2015 9:34 PM

He's your Uncle and you are only NOW finding him hot, at the age of 19? 0/10

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2015 9:39 PM

David, is that you? If so, I find you hot also. Present your sphincter next time we meet.

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2015 9:40 PM

R1 I know.

R4 I always thought he was cute but he got re-married last year and started to really take care of himself (working out, new clothes, new job)

by Anonymousreply 6April 19, 2015 9:41 PM

OP is he bi? Otherwise you're shit out of luck.

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2015 9:49 PM

OP, you can't help who you're attracted to.

by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2015 9:52 PM

OP, it's time to join the Navy.

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2015 9:52 PM

OP, I suggest you get some professional help.

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2015 9:54 PM

Its proximity and familiarity, plus you are 19 and horny as hell/sorting out attraction and what to do about it. Join a gym or other social venue where you can look/interact with non-familial sexy adult males.

by Anonymousreply 11April 19, 2015 9:56 PM

Find another place with hot guys to stare at.

by Anonymousreply 12April 19, 2015 9:57 PM

R7 I do not believe he is bi.

R9 I don't want to join the Navy.

R10 Therapy?

R11 R12 Yeah, I guess I should look elsewhere. It isn't like I am closed off to the world and don't have places I could potentially go or that he is the only one I find hot. I'm not a secluded hermit. I just know what turns me on and he does. Again, I know this is wrong. :(

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2015 10:00 PM

Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker.

by Anonymousreply 14April 19, 2015 10:05 PM

Get him drunk and offer to give him a blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2015 10:05 PM

r13 Then find someone with similar qualities and have fun with him. Guilt/shame and sex might make for a hot encounter.. but long term will eat at your soul

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2015 10:06 PM

His wife is probably giving all her attention to their newborn. He's ripe for the picking.

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2015 10:09 PM

Does he know you're gay, OP? Is he gay-friendly?

by Anonymousreply 18April 19, 2015 10:09 PM

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2015 10:10 PM

Hi, nephew troll-

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2015 10:10 PM

Ask him to meet you privately like in the hot tub or at the lake where you go skinny dipping. Then tell him how you feel. Show him your erection and ask him to give you a hand job. He will because all guys like to 'help each other out'. Then just see where it goes from there. If you don't follow your heart you will regret it the rest of your life. I know because I was a nephew once.

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2015 10:10 PM

OP, there's no harm in letting Uncle know that you admire his physique and that you wish you had a man like him. If there's no chance for anything, then it goes no further. If there is, you've established a dialogue for when his tired wife isn't putting out and he needs some immediate relief but can't stray too far. Hopefully it works out for both of you.

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2015 10:11 PM

He's a BLOOD RELATIVE. STOP IT.

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2015 10:14 PM

You've been watching too many porn movies.

by Anonymousreply 24April 19, 2015 10:17 PM

Think of the babies you could create if your not careful!

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2015 10:17 PM

Get real, r23. They're not going to make babies, so who cares?

by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2015 10:17 PM

Offer to blow him. No guy, gay or straight, will turn down a bj.

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2015 10:19 PM

That's a boundary that doesn't need to be crossed R26. Babies or not. It's legally incest.

by Anonymousreply 28April 19, 2015 10:19 PM

you can't OP, he's not clearly in your program

by Anonymousreply 29April 19, 2015 10:20 PM

Is this the same incest troll who slept with his brother in another thread?

by Anonymousreply 30April 19, 2015 10:20 PM

The heart wants what the heart wants.

by Anonymousreply 31April 19, 2015 10:21 PM

Do it! And be sure and report back to us on how it works out.

by Anonymousreply 32April 19, 2015 10:23 PM

OP, it ain't gonna happen. You've said he isn't even bi. Give it up.

by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2015 10:25 PM

He wants you, OP. Don't fall for his "not bi" routine. He just needs you to make the first move. That way he can have guilt-free sex with you. Ask him tonight and he'll be yours completely.

by Anonymousreply 34April 19, 2015 10:51 PM

Begone, incest troll.

by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2015 10:56 PM

Hot married guys with a newborn in the house are just dying for a blow job.

by Anonymousreply 36April 19, 2015 10:59 PM

This is the funniest thread I have read here in ages. Especially R19.

by Anonymousreply 37April 19, 2015 11:02 PM

OP, invite him anonymously to a glory hole and then do your thing.

by Anonymousreply 38April 19, 2015 11:08 PM

This is him.

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by Anonymousreply 39April 19, 2015 11:09 PM

[quote]Is this the same incest troll who slept with his brother in another thread?

They didn't sleep. Both were awake the whole time.

by Anonymousreply 40April 19, 2015 11:09 PM

Get a grindr account and find someone else.

Why are you posting his pic here? Geez. Privacy invasion, much?

by Anonymousreply 41April 19, 2015 11:18 PM

He looks Guido-tastic!

by Anonymousreply 42April 19, 2015 11:29 PM

Millenials can't even be bothered to leave the nest for sex partners. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 43April 19, 2015 11:40 PM

OP, is your name Traylor?

by Anonymousreply 44April 19, 2015 11:44 PM

Go for it op!!! Uncle sex is the hottest!!!

by Anonymousreply 45April 19, 2015 11:57 PM

I've been jacking off thinking about my bottom son since he was ten. The moment he became legal, I celebrated by giving him a huge load. I'm a strict top and he's a cum hungry who're bottom, so we're a good match. I suggest you offer to do the stuff your aunt won't like lick his ass, clean his taint, suck his balls, or lick his rank unwashed feet and hole.

by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2015 12:06 AM

I hearts cumfarts.

by Anonymousreply 47April 20, 2015 12:15 AM

uncle is totally doable, if he's gay

by Anonymousreply 48April 20, 2015 12:19 AM

Nifty!

by Anonymousreply 49April 20, 2015 12:27 AM

Groovy!

by Anonymousreply 50April 20, 2015 12:35 AM

OP just figure out what these nephews did

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by Anonymousreply 51April 20, 2015 12:38 AM

And this one

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by Anonymousreply 52April 20, 2015 12:39 AM

This nephew knows what he's doing. See OP there are answers if you just look.

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by Anonymousreply 53April 20, 2015 12:45 AM

Uncle Pruitt showed me how to do it!

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by Anonymousreply 54April 20, 2015 1:01 AM

He's family, so find someone else to fixate on. Unless of course, you're from Pennsyltucky. Then all bets are off.

by Anonymousreply 55April 20, 2015 1:09 AM

OP is the new baby a boy? If so, in twenty years time you could be still here writing about your Incest: The Next Generation. A father-and-son twofer.

See how creepy that is? That's how your entire family will see you.

by Anonymousreply 56April 20, 2015 1:10 AM

not buying it, my theory is OP is the 'uncle' in the pic, fishing for compliments

by Anonymousreply 57April 20, 2015 1:32 AM

OP, why should you care if you upset your family? They hate you and are repulsed by your perversion. You might as well do your uncle. You know he wants it. He wants it NOW!

by Anonymousreply 58April 20, 2015 1:34 AM

So OP you are the 34 year old and you are a chicken hawk. We know it's not the reverse.

by Anonymousreply 59April 20, 2015 1:41 AM

I'm going to text him and asked if I could work out with them. I'll show some interest in what he is obviously interested in.

by Anonymousreply 60April 20, 2015 2:01 AM

Your feelings will subside and then go away over time OP. He is supplying you with good drugs though, right?

by Anonymousreply 61April 20, 2015 2:34 AM

Go for it.

by Anonymousreply 62April 20, 2015 2:34 AM

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 63April 20, 2015 2:44 AM

Tell him you want to go to the gym with him. Sneak a peek at him in the showers. Lust for a while, but do not touch.

by Anonymousreply 64April 20, 2015 3:09 AM

OP, he totally has big dick face. You must not let this chance go by! Does he know you're gay? Is he accepting?

by Anonymousreply 65April 20, 2015 3:22 AM

R65

He knows I'm gay, totally accepting. He helped my mom come to terms with it. :)

And you should see his body. OMG.

by Anonymousreply 66April 20, 2015 3:24 AM

Put on your best homewrecking outfit and show up at their doorstep holding his favorite homemade dish in your hands. He'll love that and his wife will be relieved she wont have to cook that night. Keep dropping things so you'll have to bend over in front of him. But don't drop the 2 for 1 Fleet enema coupon, "accidentally" hand that over to him when you surprise him with tickets to a sports event he could attend with you. Laugh at his jokes and glorify his insights like an awestruck student. "Wow. I never thought of that before. I just...wow..." When you stroke his ego you're stroking his dick. Use the word "rod" and "butthole" in a sentence. Maybe you could say "My buddy Rod is such a fucking butthole" And your friend Rod is a "tight-ass" regarding money. Your friend Rod becomes everything your Uncle needs to fuck. Ask him if he's ever had a friend who's a real dickhead and if he believes karma is a really hot hole. Have lube handy.

by Anonymousreply 67April 20, 2015 4:14 AM

Ward, why are you always so hard-on the beaver?

by Anonymousreply 68April 20, 2015 4:23 AM

Don't listen to these ignorant cunts. Uncle sex is NOT incest. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 69April 20, 2015 4:36 AM

the incest troll strikes again! the only thing that he needs to be hit on by is a 4 wheeler

by Anonymousreply 70April 20, 2015 4:39 AM

R70= sex negative Miss Prisspot. If it bothers you, why do you keep opening the thread?

by Anonymousreply 71April 20, 2015 4:45 AM

I just want to say that all these posts about nephew troll, uncle troll, incest troll, etc...are false. I am not whomever that person is or was on these boards. Sorry to disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 72April 20, 2015 4:51 AM

What is it with gay people and unavailable men??

I don't exclude myself... but I grew out of it by 25.

He is unavailable x 2. Straight and related.

Figure out what your issue is with unavailable men...and find someone else.

by Anonymousreply 73April 20, 2015 5:00 AM

Have him over to your apartment. Offer him a drink--and then accidentally spill it on him. Offer to wash his clothes right then an there so he'll have to take them off while you thrown them in the wash. No one has ever tried this before.

by Anonymousreply 74April 20, 2015 5:50 AM

R42 haha, he is "guido-tastic" for sure. From his facebook...

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by Anonymousreply 75April 20, 2015 6:09 AM

what's with these posts with random guys photos pulled from fb with some kind of fantasy stories? I think it's time for DL owner to do something about those threads, or even better about those posters, they really need help.

by Anonymousreply 76April 20, 2015 6:44 AM

R76

Random? Fantasy? Believe what you want.

by Anonymousreply 77April 20, 2015 6:48 AM

OP is an UNCLE-Fucker!!!!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 78April 20, 2015 6:52 AM

He has a wife and a kid who's 3 MONTHS OLD. Please do not become a home wrecker just because you can't keep control your sexual urges.

by Anonymousreply 79April 20, 2015 1:01 PM

OP, since you are posting his pics online without his permission, you should post some of your pics online

by Anonymousreply 80April 20, 2015 1:04 PM

Loving the advice you're getting. If you take it you'll get yourself either sent to a psychiatrist or excommunicated from the family. You need the former desperately.

by Anonymousreply 81April 20, 2015 3:35 PM

All good fun ... Verging on the kind of banter you might get on a pedo site I imagine.

by Anonymousreply 82April 20, 2015 3:40 PM

Find out which steroids he is using and post here

by Anonymousreply 83April 20, 2015 3:41 PM

Is this the sequel to the "I'm in love with my father in law" thread?

by Anonymousreply 84April 20, 2015 5:00 PM

No, R84.

by Anonymousreply 85April 20, 2015 5:01 PM

post ur photo so we can see if u stand a chance

by Anonymousreply 86April 20, 2015 10:06 PM

Get laid with someone you find equally hot who doesn't happen to be your Uncle.

next!

by Anonymousreply 87April 20, 2015 10:12 PM

When you are caught -- and you will be -- you will have destroyed the relationship between not only your uncle and his new wife, but also your uncle and mother.

by Anonymousreply 88April 20, 2015 10:14 PM

Why does everyone think they are going to get caught and he's going to ruin the family?

This straight married (w/ kids) guido is not going to touch OP...not now, not ever. He'll probably feel bad for OP, since OP said the uncle is the one who helped him come out to his mom... but that's where it ends.

OP why haven't you posted about other available men in your area? Are you living in some rural town of 200 people?

by Anonymousreply 89April 20, 2015 10:16 PM

And he POSTS his PIC for everyone to see...you best hope their aren't any stalkers on DL...

by Anonymousreply 90April 21, 2015 12:16 AM

R89, you seem to think that coming out is on the same level as wanting to have sex with a blood relative. It isn't.

Wanting to have sex with a blood relative indicates some underlying psychological problems. Wanting to come out does not.

The uncle won't want to have sex with his nephew because 1. Presumably he is straight 2. More to the point : chances are he would find sex with a relative to be abhorrent.

But of course he would tell his wife. In the end the whole family would know. I don't think the op would find the whole think hilarious or hot in the end.

by Anonymousreply 91April 22, 2015 3:15 PM

Is he your "uncle" or your "uncle-uncle"?

by Anonymousreply 92April 22, 2015 11:49 PM

You would have to make it clear to him that you're gay, and hope that he makes a move on you. I don't think you can make the move.

by Anonymousreply 93March 10, 2020 2:29 AM

There's nothing funnier to me on this site than someone who bumps an old thread just to say something ridiculous. That and anytime someone posts Yvonne's picture - makes me laugh every time.

by Anonymousreply 94March 10, 2020 2:37 AM

Your mom and her brother have a baby together?!

by Anonymousreply 95March 10, 2020 2:49 AM

Genetic sexual attraction was the premise of a Strangers with Candy episode.

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by Anonymousreply 96March 10, 2020 2:59 AM

have you ever seen his dick? whats it like?

by Anonymousreply 97March 10, 2020 3:31 AM
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