Shit straight guys do NOT say:
"Finally, a moisturizer I can live with!"
"I love that color."
"I've had enough to eat today."
I caught myself saying to a contractor just yesterday when he said he would be the one doing the maintenance on one of the new things, "Oh good. We'll be able to see you more often"
by Anonymous | reply 356 | June 18, 2020 2:29 AM
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Things straight guys don't say:
Oh, good, we'll be able to suck your dick tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2015 6:40 AM
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Where are my white pants at?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2015 8:17 AM
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"I just LOVED the taste of your asshole last night!!"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2015 9:44 AM
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Ugh, who decorated this place?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2015 9:47 AM
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I need a few more throw pillows here and there.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2015 9:51 AM
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"Carrie was a FOOL to marry Big!"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2015 9:54 AM
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Your ass is so fucking amazing. Can I eat it before I fuck it?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2015 9:57 AM
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I just love the new hair!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2015 9:58 AM
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That Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 movie looks just awful.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2015 10:29 AM
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"I'm worried SICK about Madonna."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2015 10:36 AM
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I gotta get my ass outatown!
Things are CRAZED right now!
This city has gotten so dirty!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2015 10:59 AM
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I wish they'd bring Camille back. I love her!
I HATE that color.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2015 11:28 AM
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God, to be in London this summer - Imelda's getting total raves for 'Gypsy.'
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2015 11:34 AM
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[quote]"I've had enough to eat today."
This one is just stupid...people have enough to eat somtimes.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2015 11:43 AM
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"I'm worried that people at work will think my ideas are stupid."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2015 11:46 AM
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Even though the words were first uttered by a straight man in a film, "Bye Felicia!"
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2015 11:51 AM
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God, I'm horny. No chicks available to I guess I'll have to suck a dick.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2015 11:52 AM
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Omigod, WHO'd where those SHOES with that DRUSS?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2015 11:52 AM
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Oh goody, they're doing a revival of Follies! fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2015 11:58 AM
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Fashion Police has been a total disaster since Joan died.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 19, 2015 12:28 PM
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R8 um, I think they say that--or would like to be in a position to say so
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2015 12:47 PM
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[quote] um, I think they say that--or would like to be in a position to say so
Which planet do you live on? Planet Gay?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 19, 2015 12:52 PM
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they say it-just not to other men
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 19, 2015 1:40 PM
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"I'm as moist as a god damn Duncan Hines cake!"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 19, 2015 1:42 PM
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I work in gay porn for the money.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 19, 2015 1:44 PM
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Blue is so not my colour.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 19, 2015 2:00 PM
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Wow, that color is so slimming on you.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2015 2:01 PM
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Did you see Andy Cohen's show last night?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 19, 2015 2:02 PM
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Ohmigosh, that's SO '80s!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 19, 2015 2:04 PM
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I'm praying for Joni and sending out positive white light to her!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 19, 2015 2:07 PM
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You're too short for that gesture.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 19, 2015 2:12 PM
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R20, I honestly know straight guys who say that (in jest)
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 19, 2015 2:16 PM
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I don't know whether or not I can still carry off going shirtless in public. Best to err on the side of caution.
I love her shoes!
Did Joan *really * do all those terrible things to Christina?
I love this new trend in home decor, but will it look dated in a year or two?
Leave Britney aloooooooone!!
I feel fat.
Oh my GOD!!! Gilbert is dead.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 19, 2015 2:19 PM
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Could someone direct me to a "shit straight girls do not say" thread somewhere online? (for, you know, science). L-Chat has nothing and Google is fruitless, so I figured the Brotherhood here would know....or could another gal on this board start one up maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2015 2:21 PM
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Guurl, what the fuck are you on?!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 19, 2015 2:24 PM
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I start my new diet Monday.
I'm 30 now so life is over in the straight community.
How does my ass look in these jeans?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 19, 2015 2:25 PM
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I must know strange straight guys, as they do say some of these things, in jest, but happily.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 19, 2015 2:26 PM
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Wow, this Datalounge thread is funny.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 19, 2015 2:41 PM
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Fuck me while I'm greasy.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2015 2:48 PM
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When is this royal baby going to finally arrive?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2015 2:51 PM
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"That dress is to die for" - Ryan Seacrest red carpet interview.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 19, 2015 2:55 PM
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Would it kill you to be romantic once and awhile?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 19, 2015 2:57 PM
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Does my ass look big in these jeans?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2015 2:59 PM
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 19, 2015 3:11 PM
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Yes! We got orchestra seats for "Follies" with Bernadette Peters!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 19, 2015 3:16 PM
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[quote]Guurl, what the fuck are you on?!
I actually know a few straight guys who are using the term "gurl" quite frequently.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2015 3:19 PM
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Yellow is my favourite color!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2015 3:20 PM
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Ever since I let that guy cum in my ass, I've been worried.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 19, 2015 3:26 PM
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Let's stop at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I want to change my shower curtin to the season, and pick up a pack of cranberry scented soap.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 19, 2015 3:28 PM
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Taylor Swift, will you go out with me?
When my baby is born, I'll invite my best friend/roommate into the delivery room!
Who cares about my fiancee, I'll get my personal assistant to go to events with me!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 19, 2015 3:29 PM
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I just can't bear apartments cluttered with stacked books.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 19, 2015 3:32 PM
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I'll start with a salad with a light vinaigrette please. Where is the gluten free menu?
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 19, 2015 3:32 PM
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I've been invited to a sex party, but I've got a lump on my dick. Should I go?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 19, 2015 3:32 PM
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I prefer dating in Europe
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 19, 2015 3:34 PM
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I don't believe in labels like "straight".
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 19, 2015 3:34 PM
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"They smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do."
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 19, 2015 3:37 PM
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Your pores are almost invisible!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 19, 2015 3:46 PM
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Lynda Laurence was my favorite Supreme!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 19, 2015 3:50 PM
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OMIGOSH, of course I love '60s music...Dusty Springfield! THE SUPREMES! LULU!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 19, 2015 3:55 PM
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Inked Latino cage-meat makes Momma's mussy moister than an Easter ham!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 19, 2015 4:00 PM
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Hillary Clinton is the most qualified person to run for president ever.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 19, 2015 4:04 PM
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"Camping this weekend sounds like fun! Do we have enough twinkle lights?"
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 19, 2015 4:21 PM
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The movie quotes:
"But you are, Blanche!" "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night." "I'm ready for my close up". "I hate her. I hate that Queen!"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 19, 2015 4:28 PM
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Whatever happened to Jake from Sixteen Candles?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 19, 2015 4:29 PM
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"Frau" (unless they're German)
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 19, 2015 4:30 PM
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Mmmm, it's burned! The champagne was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 19, 2015 4:32 PM
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R25 Yes they do. But usually it's to express disbelief/annoyance.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 19, 2015 4:33 PM
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What's the one deal breaker that will keep you from having sex with a woman?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 19, 2015 4:35 PM
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R86 What the hell does that mean? Besides, commenting on the temperature of champagne is the kind of thing Sean Connery would say in a Bond film.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 19, 2015 4:39 PM
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Oh Please. In what universe was Michael Learned a MAJOR star of the seventies?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 19, 2015 4:40 PM
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It's what Dominique said to Alexis.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 19, 2015 4:41 PM
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I know the NHL playoffs are on, but Bed, Bath & Beyond is having a Spring sale and I can REALLY use some new seat covers and scented candles.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 19, 2015 4:41 PM
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I burnt my turquoise belt.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 19, 2015 4:48 PM
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this thread is all wrong. It's not called 'Gay stuff straight men do not say'
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 19, 2015 4:48 PM
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"There's a 91 percent chance I'll run for president in 2016."
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 19, 2015 4:52 PM
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I want to sleep with this girl I just met, but can't because I'll feel like such a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 19, 2015 4:53 PM
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I have a straight coworker in his late 20s who got reprimanded for calling his female clients "sweetheart" in a condescending tone. Straight guys dont say "sweetheart" in a bitchy way, do they.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 19, 2015 4:53 PM
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[quote]"I'm worried that people at work will think my ideas are stupid."
This is so true about straight white guys.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 19, 2015 4:54 PM
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R92 = Straight woman, pleased as punch with her lame stereotype
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 19, 2015 4:59 PM
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"I wonder how Liza is doing."
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 19, 2015 5:07 PM
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None of them can name two members of One Direction, maybe not even one, that's for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 19, 2015 5:13 PM
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You fool! Season 3 of [italic]The Golden Girls[/italic] was MUCH better than season 4!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 19, 2015 5:26 PM
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Should I just cut my mother out of my life?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 19, 2015 5:36 PM
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"I'm way too fat and ugly to hit on her."
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 19, 2015 5:38 PM
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Does this tee that shrunk in the wash, make my belly look big?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 19, 2015 5:39 PM
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I made it through all three film versions of [italic]Annie[/italic] in a single sitting!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 19, 2015 5:41 PM
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Let's go to the Yankee Candle store !!!!
I am getting my back waxed.
I wish I could be cell mates with Aaron Hernandez!
I forgot to take my Truvada today.
That gun oil silicone lube does not wash our of my sheets!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 19, 2015 5:46 PM
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Which Bjork album is your favouritest?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 19, 2015 5:48 PM
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I don't feel threatened by independent women.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 19, 2015 5:50 PM
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Eunice? That's a person named Eunice?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 19, 2015 5:51 PM
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I heard Helen Reddy came out of retirement!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 19, 2015 5:52 PM
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Still can't get over 'Brokeback' losing to 'Crash.' Total travesty.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 19, 2015 5:58 PM
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I hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings in that meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 19, 2015 6:23 PM
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Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 19, 2015 6:24 PM
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It says, "Princess Diana Dead"! EEEEEEEEK!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 19, 2015 6:32 PM
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The lighting in here is horrendous.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 19, 2015 6:38 PM
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I love the Pet Shop Boys.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 19, 2015 6:40 PM
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Did you guys watch Real Housewives last night? OMG
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 19, 2015 6:43 PM
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I love how Nev's chest hairs pop up out of his T-Shirts. That is the only reason I watch Catfish. Oh yea.. I think he and the other guy suck each other off all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 19, 2015 6:49 PM
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I know straight guys who love the Pet Shop Boys
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 19, 2015 6:53 PM
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[quote]I am getting my back waxed.
tons of straight guys get their backs waxed. like EVERY single jersey guido
where do you live?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 19, 2015 6:54 PM
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I don't watch that show catfish simply because the two hosts are closeted. I boycott any show that has a closeted gay person or assumed gay person on it.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 19, 2015 6:55 PM
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I'm in love with this tete a tete sofa.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 19, 2015 7:25 PM
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Straight guys eat ass, R28. Most won't publicly admit to it though.
This was the first link I found.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 128 | April 19, 2015 7:31 PM
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That's a fabulous window treatment!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 19, 2015 7:34 PM
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Touch this skin, darling, touch this skin honey, touch all of this skin! Okay? You just can't take it! You're just an overgrown orangutan!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 19, 2015 7:40 PM
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OPULENCE. You own EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING is yours.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 19, 2015 7:41 PM
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And for the children that can't take the fact that I still look youthful? Ha! Suffer!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 19, 2015 7:45 PM
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Pearls with curdoroy? Are you MAD?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 19, 2015 7:47 PM
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Why, oh why, won't John McCain fuck me?
Miss Lindsey Graham for President in 2016!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 19, 2015 8:12 PM
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See, they've put the cheese, ON the meat!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 19, 2015 8:26 PM
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Are you at your ideal beach look?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 19, 2015 9:22 PM
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How can I please you sexually?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 19, 2015 9:24 PM
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"A hole is a hole. A mouth is a mouth."
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 19, 2015 9:31 PM
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Amazing thread- just amazing- in a gay chat site.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 19, 2015 9:36 PM
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Hi, my name is (Michael, Richard, etc., instead of Mike, Rich, Rick, etc.)
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 19, 2015 9:39 PM
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Every time Rupert Friend (Peter Quinn) says "Fuck me" on the "Homeland" program, I get a boner.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 19, 2015 9:41 PM
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I will have the side salad instead of the fries
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 19, 2015 9:43 PM
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That is my taint you are fucking not my asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 19, 2015 9:43 PM
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My cock is 6". Should I just kill myself?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 19, 2015 9:49 PM
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All we do is party and fuck around. Let's adopt a baby. I hope it's gay. And perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 19, 2015 9:58 PM
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Let's get out of here, it's a sausage fest.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 19, 2015 9:59 PM
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oops, that's what gay guys don't say.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 19, 2015 10:00 PM
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I'm sorry that was my fault!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 19, 2015 10:03 PM
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Straight guys say that R148. Closeted gay ones do for sure. I've read it many times.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 19, 2015 10:03 PM
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Elder straights, tell us about young Bette Davis.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 19, 2015 10:06 PM
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Are there any good best bed and breakfast's on Fire Island?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 19, 2015 10:11 PM
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This thread died at about r90 or thereabouts.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 19, 2015 10:14 PM
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You will find the vase with the spray of hyacinth on the cherry credenza.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 19, 2015 11:31 PM
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I want to spend $100 on a shower curtain, but my mother thinks that's too extravagant.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 19, 2015 11:40 PM
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Help! I find my uncle hot!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 19, 2015 11:44 PM
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I'll never stop posing shirtless!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 19, 2015 11:48 PM
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Hi, my name is John Travolta
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 20, 2015 12:03 AM
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Why does DL hate Julia Roberts?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 20, 2015 12:25 AM
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[quote]Why does DL hate Julia Roberts?
I don't think they care what DL thinks of Julia Roberts, R160.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 20, 2015 12:27 AM
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I'm going to change my bedding now. It's been a week.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 20, 2015 12:33 AM
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[quote]I don't think they care what DL thinks of Julia Roberts, R160.
And that's why it's something that "straight guys do NOT say."
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 20, 2015 12:37 AM
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R161 doesn't miss a beat!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 20, 2015 12:39 AM
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the video at R162 is so lame I had to stop it after 30 seconds. Seriously...how can something that shitty get half a million views?
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 20, 2015 12:41 AM
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If Michael Sam doesn't get drafted I'm going to cry.
OMG, he got drafted, I'm crying.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 20, 2015 12:43 AM
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Tony Geary and Laura Wright had me in tears today.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 20, 2015 12:49 AM
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R166 because the guy in it is HOT. Keep watching and they show him with his shirt off.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 20, 2015 12:56 AM
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If you're going to work [italic]Steel Magnolias[/italic] quotes into everyday conversations, at least make an effort to get them right!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 20, 2015 1:44 AM
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I give a shit about Barry Manilow's sexual orientation.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 20, 2015 1:46 AM
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Have you SEEN Jussie Smollet's boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 20, 2015 1:49 AM
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Oh my God that dick is huge, i am your thanksgiving turkey stuff me.
i want to cum in your mouth
i want to taste your cum
I'm not gay i just fuck men for the money
I'm gay for pay
Ass is just tighter than pussy but I'm still straight.
She just had a baby dude and i need a blow job, help me out...
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 20, 2015 1:58 AM
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Let's stop at the gas station and ask directions.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 20, 2015 2:40 AM
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I will not eat cheap caviar. What would be the point?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 20, 2015 2:53 AM
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And a one, two, three, kick...
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 20, 2015 6:08 AM
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I was drunk that one time but there is no way I'll sleep with princess tiny tits again!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 20, 2015 6:30 AM
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No matter what I do - my cookies just don't come out fluffy!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 20, 2015 6:31 AM
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"If Mother would share her yarn I could finish my quilt tonight"
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 20, 2015 6:38 AM
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"Everything was going so perfectly until Lola stepped on my boa"
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 20, 2015 6:41 AM
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Its small, it's zippy, it's economical and it's vibrant yellow! I can't wait to tell the guys about my new car.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | April 20, 2015 9:30 AM
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"Those red glasses are just the limit!"
Said to me over the weekend in Florida while reading by the pool...yeah, I know...
by Anonymous | reply 185 | April 20, 2015 11:37 AM
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"You've never been to Turin? Oh my God, get there THIS INSTANT!"
by Anonymous | reply 186 | April 20, 2015 12:49 PM
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Wow that Michael F. has a huge dick; yeah, I'd do him anytime, anyplace.
That (fill in the name of any well endowed actress) has NO talent! I can't stand her in (fill in the name of any movie with well endowed actress.)
Do you think these jeans make me look fat?
The instructor at my gym is so cute!
Are you going to P town this summer?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | April 20, 2015 1:02 PM
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What were they (he, she) wearing?
They were wearing ________ [fill in ensemble].
The word, ensemble.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | April 20, 2015 1:52 PM
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In a pro football locker room, re Gerry Ferraro debate previous eve, in heaven among the milling muscular towel-draped beef:
"We kicked a little ass last night"
by Anonymous | reply 190 | April 20, 2015 2:00 PM
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I very much enjoy Madonna's music and I have downloaded several of her albums.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | April 20, 2015 2:16 PM
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Let's play "Mommie Dearest". I get to be Joan this time.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | April 20, 2015 2:16 PM
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Let's watch "Mommie Dearest".
by Anonymous | reply 193 | April 20, 2015 2:17 PM
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Forgive me, miss, I've been socialised to take up as much space as possible but I can see that it's unreasonable and indeed offensive to spread my thighs wide open on public transport. My apologies.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | April 20, 2015 2:27 PM
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I was only in a gay bar to bring the word of Jesus to the sinners.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | April 20, 2015 6:22 PM
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that Tim Tebow just needs to MARCH RIGHT outta that closely, Miss Thing needs to WORK it
by Anonymous | reply 198 | April 20, 2015 6:29 PM
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I wish breeders would go extinct.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | April 20, 2015 6:35 PM
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R191 actually Madonna had a HUGE teen straight boy following peaking with the Sex book in 1992.
I have 2 uncles and a cousin who are straight as an arrow, who saw her in concert back in the day
by Anonymous | reply 200 | April 20, 2015 7:09 PM
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I'm choosing the straight lifestyle...
by Anonymous | reply 202 | April 20, 2015 10:34 PM
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Let's watch any movie that's any good or more than five years old.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | April 20, 2015 10:40 PM
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I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | April 20, 2015 11:28 PM
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Is Julia Roberts the biggest actress ever in terms of popularity, fame and power?
by Anonymous | reply 206 | April 21, 2015 5:04 AM
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I'll have a Cosmopolitan.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | April 21, 2015 5:19 AM
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Shortly after takeoff, we will serve complimentary soft drinks, juice and coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | April 21, 2015 5:47 AM
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"If only Barbra, Patti, Bette and Liza would star in a Broadway revival of 'Four Girls Four!'"
"'Glee' is coming to an end this year! I'm gonna kill myself!"
"Gay porn stars - what are they REALLY like?"
"Julianne Moore. Seriously."
"STFU while I read 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 5 - Thread 10.'"
"This is my cat, Rum Tum Tugger."
"I'm a pitcher, not a catcher."
"Welcome to 'The Tonight Show.'"
by Anonymous | reply 210 | April 21, 2015 5:49 AM
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"I take thee, Liza May, as my lawful wedded wife..."
by Anonymous | reply 211 | April 21, 2015 6:05 AM
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Ewmahgawww! He's got a bubble butt! Look at that guy's bulge! Oh, my mussy is just dripping! Ewmahgawww, a frau! Ew! Ew! Ew!... but before we dismiss her, somebody get some makeup tips!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | April 21, 2015 6:12 AM
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What does Tom Brady see in Gisele?
by Anonymous | reply 215 | April 21, 2015 6:31 AM
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Are we just doing your roots today, love?
by Anonymous | reply 216 | April 21, 2015 6:50 AM
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Another thing I said - this tech was drawing blood and I got a whiff of his scent, "What's that you're wearing?" said I. "Scrubs," he replied with a surprised look.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | April 21, 2015 7:40 AM
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"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."
by Anonymous | reply 218 | April 21, 2015 9:49 AM
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“Oh, by the thrice-beshitten shroud of Lazarus!"
by Anonymous | reply 219 | April 21, 2015 9:53 AM
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"Who moved my steel-cut oats?"
by Anonymous | reply 220 | April 21, 2015 9:58 AM
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Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | April 21, 2015 3:07 PM
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I love Bette Davis and Joan Crawford and Barbara Stanwyck movies. Judy Garland is my favorite singer next to Barbra Streisand. Liza Minnelli should have made a biopic of her mother. Madonna is the greatest singer of all time. I love all of the housewives shows and Andy Cohen! I'm the STAR of The Tonight Show!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 21, 2015 3:14 PM
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You are lying like a rug R200.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 21, 2015 4:59 PM
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Her "girls" are way too big for that dress.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 21, 2015 8:11 PM
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Though that's something I've heard straight women say, R226.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 21, 2015 8:13 PM
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They never say...
"I wonder what the gay guys think of us?"
"Do the gays approve of what we think, do & say?"
No, sistuhs, they don't give a shit what we think & they could care less about our approval.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | April 21, 2015 8:18 PM
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This has had a longer run than my "Howard's rocks" OP from back in the day!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | April 21, 2015 8:19 PM
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[quote]No, sistuhs, they don't give a shit what we think & they could care less about our approval.
Could or could not? What do you mean?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 21, 2015 8:26 PM
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R230: straight guys don't care whether gays approve of anything they do, or not.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | April 21, 2015 8:30 PM
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His hole was moist like a snack cake.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | April 21, 2015 8:31 PM
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R227, yes, women's fashion being a shared interest of gay men & straight women.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | April 21, 2015 8:36 PM
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"Mama's mussy is leaking like a rusty radiator"
by Anonymous | reply 236 | April 21, 2015 9:25 PM
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Julia Sugarbaker made me want to stand up and cheer when she let Imogene Salinger have it for being such a homophobic cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | April 21, 2015 9:42 PM
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Gilbert Blythe is dead? You're kidding, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?
by Anonymous | reply 239 | April 21, 2015 9:43 PM
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I want to watch [italic]Frozen[/italic] again for the 27th time.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | April 21, 2015 9:47 PM
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Last night I went by one of my straight friends appt for a drink
He had a few straight buddies over & we were talking about the summer etc
I said " the other day I went to the shop & wanted to buy a bronzer for my face, so I could have a bit of glow" "It's amazing how many there ate even some with sparkles"
It brought the room to a screeching halt , few raised eyebrows & WTF looks on thier face!
That's when I realize there was still a big divide between straight and gay men
by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 21, 2015 9:54 PM
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R241: Let me be the first to say it...
M-A-R-Y !!!!
But I love the story.
Good for you to bring some style to a room full of straight bros!
by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 21, 2015 10:01 PM
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r241, are you kidding? How would you expect a straight man to react to that?!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 21, 2015 11:35 PM
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R241 I should have also added all Italian & 3 cops in the group
I was just talking & it just came out, didn't really censor myself.
It was funny to see their expressions.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | April 22, 2015 12:08 AM
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[quote]I'll have an Apple-tini.
I've told this before, but some years ago when I was doing some cater-waitering, I was getting drinks for the cast of "Elf" at a private cocktail party at the producer's home. Only the stars and director were invited. I was definitely surprised when the first person to arrive asked for an Apple-tini. It was James Caan!
I guess Apple-tinis are not so gay after all.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | April 22, 2015 12:25 AM
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R241, honey bunny, the same thing would happen with me and all my GAY friends, I don't know a single male who owns bronzer.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | April 22, 2015 12:27 AM
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True story: When I was in the Navy, I was with three straight guys and they were talking about a pretty girl.
Pretending to be interested too and to find out which one they were talking about I asked: "You mean the one in the fushia?"
Oh, boy. The looks I got.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | April 22, 2015 12:48 AM
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'How come you don't have a girlfriend?'
Unless they're a close friend or relative and even then it's questionable because the question begs the question. Why do you want to know?
by Anonymous | reply 250 | April 22, 2015 12:59 AM
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I'm bi-curious.
I don't believe in labels like "straight".
"A hole is a hole; a mouth is a mouth".
I'm straight but looking for a guy to suck my cock.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | April 22, 2015 1:01 AM
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'That shirt/pants/shoes looks nice.'
Straight men hardly ever pay a compliment to other men.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | April 22, 2015 1:24 AM
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they do, but not specific ones like that
by Anonymous | reply 254 | April 22, 2015 1:26 AM
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[quote]Straight men hardly ever pay a compliment to other men.
Dude! Your girlfriend is HOT!
by Anonymous | reply 255 | April 22, 2015 1:30 AM
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I'll have a diet Coke please.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | April 22, 2015 1:44 AM
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Fushia. LOL.
I love it when you try to pass and a parrot flies out of your mouth.
I don't bother anymore, but my youth is littered with stories like that.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | April 22, 2015 1:57 AM
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R255, that's exactly what I'm referring to. The compliment issued is always displaced, almost never a direct personal one.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | April 22, 2015 3:15 AM
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[quote]flag: [ww] [ff] [troll-dar] They never say...
"I wonder what the gay guys think of us?"
"Do the gays approve of what we think, do & say?"
No, sistuhs, they don't give a shit what we think & they could care less about our approval.
by: Anonymoustreply 228t04/21/2015 @ 04:18PM
But this sort of indifference bordering on arrogance is how ANY majority group thinks, in relation to others perceived as 'minorities', and is not just limited to the sexual orientation divide.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | April 22, 2015 4:35 AM
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F U C H S I A, not "fushia"
by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 22, 2015 4:42 AM
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[quote]Thank god I'm NOT part of the mainstream!
Yes! What WOULD you be like?
by Anonymous | reply 263 | April 22, 2015 8:51 AM
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[quote]Straight men hardly ever pay a compliment to other men.
I don't think this is true at all.
They often worship other men and admire them greatly.
There's usually an alpha-male in their group who they think is cooler than everyone else and they'll tell him so (he's usually a jerk). Less so as they grow older, when they tend to worship the pop stars, movie stars, sports stars of their youth....or any other kind of 'star' in the field that interests them.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | April 22, 2015 8:58 AM
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I've gotten complimented more by my straight guy friends and criticized more by gay guys. Maybe I just tend to make friends with nice, sensitive straight guys and bitchy gays.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | April 22, 2015 9:19 AM
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[quote]Maybe I just tend to make friends with nice, sensitive straight guys and bitchy gays.
Yes, clearly. Why is that, I wonder?
by Anonymous | reply 266 | April 22, 2015 9:25 AM
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I'm going tanning. I need some color.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | April 22, 2015 2:05 PM
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That chick's butt is too big.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | April 23, 2015 6:07 AM
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Did anyone watch Kelly and Mark on WWHL last night?
by Anonymous | reply 270 | April 25, 2015 4:03 PM
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Damn, now I'll be able to do Bruce Jenner.
I'd rather do Aaron Schock than Mama June.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | April 29, 2015 3:22 PM
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Your dick fits just right in my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | April 29, 2015 3:25 PM
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So is Luke Evans still with Jon Kortajarena?
by Anonymous | reply 273 | April 29, 2015 3:37 PM
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I'm Lindsey Graham and I'm runnin' for Pres-u-dent of the Yewnited States of America!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 274 | June 3, 2015 3:41 AM
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"I'd better remember to wash my arsehole when I shower".
"Don't worry, I'll do the dishes tonight".
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 3, 2015 4:38 AM
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My partner & I often winter in Palm Springs.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 3, 2015 5:15 AM
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Straight guys never use the word "sassy"
Ever
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 13, 2020 11:50 PM
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"My FAVORITE Ann Miller movie? Hmmm...?"
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 13, 2020 11:54 PM
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My female work colleague is speaking. I'd probably better not interrupt her in order to needlessly restate her thoughts to everybody else at the meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 14, 2020 12:00 AM
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[quote] "I'd do Caitlyn Jenner".
[quote]—Says no white man in the future
in fact, Says no person of any color or any gender since (s)he became Caitlyn Jenner, except for the whore (s)he's keeping right now.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 14, 2020 12:06 AM
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“... and my soon-to-be mother in law is wearing a mauve gown with ruching...“
— a “straight” man I worked with 15 years ago, dishing with a group of office gals, about his upcoming wedding. I looked him up on FB; they are still married and have three kids.
SMDH.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 14, 2020 12:12 AM
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The 2015 thread bumper is at it again
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 14, 2020 12:17 AM
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Actually they do R280
But it's always sarcastic and a way to mock a woman or gay man
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 14, 2020 12:19 AM
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Any use of "divine" as an adjective. (Unless of course they are talking about religion)
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 14, 2020 12:20 AM
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Those fake titties are just TOO big.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 14, 2020 1:29 AM
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Who says divine as an adjective besides drag queens?
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 14, 2020 1:43 AM
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I have seen it used multiple times just this past month on DL R290
Though it's possible the posters were drag queens
by Anonymous | reply 291 | June 14, 2020 1:46 AM
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You need a pop of color in this room.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 14, 2020 1:48 AM
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R290 very much has a 1998 drag queen sensibility. Or just old stereotypical gay guy, so it might be generational.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 14, 2020 1:51 AM
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No straight guy refers to non-German women as "fraus"
Or makes snide comments about "mug cradling"
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 14, 2020 1:52 AM
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Does my ass look too big in these pants?
by Anonymous | reply 296 | June 14, 2020 1:52 AM
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[quote] old stereotypical gay guy,
Which is why we should not be surprised to see it on DL R294
by Anonymous | reply 297 | June 14, 2020 1:53 AM
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R290, the word “divine”, is rarely used these days. I’m 57, and I rarely heard the word in the 70s and 80s. Back then, only older gay men used it. They were hairdressers, interior designers and florists who worked for rich, older women. (Those women used the word, as well.)
by Anonymous | reply 299 | June 14, 2020 2:07 AM
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Yeah it’s rarely used by anyone that way
by Anonymous | reply 300 | June 14, 2020 2:10 AM
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Quick search reveals numerous instances of "divine" on Datalounge
Post 153 on the linked thread is from last week
[quote] Oui oui oui to Christoph Honore! All are wonderful, but Chanson D’Amour and Dans Paris are especially divine (and both are musicals). Ma Mere may be a bit dark for lost, but it’s unforgettable.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 301 | June 14, 2020 2:13 AM
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Are you talking a warm wheat or a cool lemony?
by Anonymous | reply 302 | June 14, 2020 2:17 AM
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R286 it's rare for a straight guy to say sassy
I do remember a few years back, a straight guy I worked with it, said it to a straight male co-worker, he said "Don't talk to me like that, I have no time for sassy children", after the other guy got mouth with him
He was older and said it in the old fashioned way, as another word for "rude" or "and ignorant"
by Anonymous | reply 303 | June 14, 2020 2:21 AM
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Straight guys do care about color though.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | June 14, 2020 3:09 AM
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R302, what the heck does that mean?
by Anonymous | reply 307 | June 14, 2020 3:11 AM
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Who would wear an oversize football jersey and a MAGA hat? So tacky.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | June 14, 2020 3:16 AM
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I've noticed that older straight men will say sassy in regards to even other, usually younger, straight men, talking back or being disrespectful
My Grandpa used to always say to his male and female grandkids, "Don't sass me back", it was a gender neutral term
It's also an old fashioned word, I rarely hear it used by anyone these days
by Anonymous | reply 310 | June 14, 2020 3:21 AM
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Another thing they don't say or write.
Sure, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | June 14, 2020 3:25 AM
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A lot of this is stuff I only have heard on DL
by Anonymous | reply 314 | June 14, 2020 3:31 AM
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I finally met the girl of my dreams! Now I can finally lose my virginity at the age of 30!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | June 14, 2020 3:47 AM
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Let me tell you a little something about Deborah Messing.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | June 14, 2020 4:03 AM
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“I do NOT like the tone of poster r317 on part 597 of the theater threads!”
by Anonymous | reply 318 | June 14, 2020 4:06 AM
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"What's your favorite Golden Girls episode?"
by Anonymous | reply 319 | June 14, 2020 4:08 AM
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A lot of straight guys do say these kind of things.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | June 14, 2020 4:48 AM
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I keep my personal life personal.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | June 14, 2020 5:34 AM
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Designing Women or Golden Girls?
by Anonymous | reply 323 | June 14, 2020 5:58 AM
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What would Mary Tyler Moore be doing with the WJM news crew in the middle of the Black Live Matter protests in Minneapolis?
by Anonymous | reply 324 | June 14, 2020 6:00 AM
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Getting shot by rubber bullets.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | June 14, 2020 6:17 AM
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Let's shimmy on down to the club.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | June 14, 2020 6:19 AM
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"Do you remember the episode of 'Golden Girls' where......."
by Anonymous | reply 327 | June 14, 2020 3:10 PM
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I've just bought a new pair of leather shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | June 14, 2020 3:33 PM
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A lot of this thread is only stuff really old white gay guy say
by Anonymous | reply 329 | June 14, 2020 3:37 PM
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He has a SPECTACULAR body!
by Anonymous | reply 331 | June 14, 2020 4:58 PM
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"My skin was SO dry, I could scratch the word [italic]dry[/italic] right into my hand!"
"Honey, I love the drag, but your purse is on fire!"
"She was Swiffering the floor with her taint."
"Fur is murder ... [bold]TO CLEAN![/bold]"
"So nasty and so rude!"
by Anonymous | reply 332 | June 14, 2020 5:16 PM
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I don't like mens no more.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | June 15, 2020 12:42 AM
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I have all the episodes of Sex And The City on DVD.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | June 15, 2020 12:53 AM
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I'm so horny I'd let a fag suck my dick.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | June 15, 2020 1:14 AM
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I think Americans like shocking And scaring melodramatic people like OP
by Anonymous | reply 337 | June 15, 2020 1:15 AM
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"That hot bitch over there is passed out, rather than rape her, maybe I'll get her a cab home!"
by Anonymous | reply 338 | June 15, 2020 1:31 AM
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Bedtime Stories is my favorite Madonna album
by Anonymous | reply 340 | June 15, 2020 2:38 AM
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Gurl, that dress is fierce
by Anonymous | reply 342 | June 15, 2020 2:40 AM
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Are you a top or a bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 343 | June 15, 2020 2:56 AM
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Could I ask you for some directions? I seem to be lost.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | June 15, 2020 3:04 AM
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This cocktail is FABULOUS.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | June 15, 2020 4:12 PM
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Does anyone want to go to a museum?
by Anonymous | reply 348 | June 17, 2020 12:51 PM
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"Why aren't my coolest non-binary friends getting laid????"
by Anonymous | reply 351 | June 17, 2020 1:09 PM
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I really did douche thoroughly, I swear!
by Anonymous | reply 352 | June 17, 2020 2:20 PM
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I scheduled a pedicure; my toenail fungus is dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | June 17, 2020 9:19 PM
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I wonder when Broadway will be open again.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | June 18, 2020 12:52 AM
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What's your favorite scene from SHOWGIRLS?
by Anonymous | reply 356 | June 18, 2020 2:29 AM
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