I'm Kimberly's massive head scar.
Let's Pretend We're Melrose Place
by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 25, 2018 1:12 PM |
I'm the promotional ad campaign of Heather Locklear's face captioned "Mondays are a Bitch"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 19, 2015 6:38 AM |
I'm Henry.
*looks into mirror at Kimberly*
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 19, 2015 6:39 AM |
I'm the pole Sydney slid down.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 19, 2015 6:53 AM |
I'm Andrew Shue's slack jaw.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 19, 2015 7:05 AM |
I'm the look on Alison's face when she finds out Amanda bought Melrose and is moving in.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 19, 2015 7:17 AM |
I'm not a top
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 19, 2015 8:40 AM |
I'm the 'portal to Hell' pool
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 19, 2015 9:33 AM |
I'm the conference room at the ad agency. I'm used for sex, relationship troubles and board meetings.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 19, 2015 2:33 PM |
I'm Jake "Hey Kelly, how about burgers at Shooters, since I can't afford to take you to dinner in Beverly Hills" Hanson.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 19, 2015 2:37 PM |
I'm Jane's wedding dress tossed into the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 19, 2015 2:38 PM |
I'm Taylor McBride's blowjob lips, wondering who they can blow to save Kyle's restaurant from going under.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 19, 2015 2:38 PM |
I'm the special guest star.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 19, 2015 2:42 PM |
I'm Matt Fielding's non-existent sex life.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 19, 2015 2:43 PM |
I'm Brooke "YOU'RE MY HUSBAND BILLY - FOR LIFE - FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!" Armstrong.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 19, 2015 2:45 PM |
I am teenaged me, frustrated at the lack of shirtlessness from Dan Cortese and Rob Estes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 19, 2015 2:45 PM |
I'm Alison's bottle of scotch, empty again.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 19, 2015 2:45 PM |
I'm Amanda, with a skirt cut up to there, and my hair looking like someone just did me in he backseat of a limo, but I demand respect from everyone at D and D.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 19, 2015 2:47 PM |
Im Rhonda- the only person of color these asholes knew in LA and was quickly written off the show when it became a campfest.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 19, 2015 3:05 PM |
I'm Jane confronting Kimberly about her affair with Michael.
I think you are DISGUSTING!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 19, 2015 3:06 PM |
I'm Jo's kidnapped baby suckling on Kimberly's nipple.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 19, 2015 3:08 PM |
im the swimming pool with all the hot cum and vag secretions in it. and dont forget the hot piss and occasionl turd in the filter unless its creamy diarrhea.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 19, 2015 3:26 PM |
I'm the agency's biggest account. I'm usually in jeopardy because of Allison's incompetence.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 19, 2015 3:36 PM |
I'm the Spanish architecture of the apartment complex. I don't know the name of it.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 19, 2015 4:08 PM |
I'm that infamous line, "I'm gonna do you the way you did me--and when I'm done with you all you'll be left with is that proverbial wish: That you'd never been born."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 19, 2015 4:13 PM |
I'm Daphne Zuniga's cavernous nostrils.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 19, 2015 4:14 PM |
I'm the MP.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 19, 2015 4:16 PM |
I'm Andrew Shue's eternally open mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 19, 2015 4:16 PM |
I'm Amanda's mother. The one who abandoned her. Not the one who ran the modeling agency.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 19, 2015 4:21 PM |
I'm the mini table lamps that appear in EVERY restaurant scene throughout the series
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 19, 2015 4:40 PM |
I'm Alison's horse faced sister and sexually repressed victim of childhood abuse by their daddy - Meredith "I'm naked under this towel, Billy... do you want to join me?" Parker.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 19, 2015 4:42 PM |
I'm Rhonda: The mini series. After Amanda shows up and the show shifts gears, I never interact with anyone ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 19, 2015 4:43 PM |
I'm Sandy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 19, 2015 4:43 PM |
I'm Sandy's intermittent southern accent
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 19, 2015 4:45 PM |
R21 - Don't forget Brian Bloom's body hair
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 19, 2015 4:48 PM |
I'm the bombs Kimberly planted in the laundry room.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 19, 2015 4:49 PM |
I'm Matt digging through the dumpster looking for Billy's used condoms. It's as close to gargling on his jizz as I'll ever get.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 19, 2015 4:53 PM |
I'm a casual soap fan, confused that Days of our Lives has moved to prime time since so many actors show up at MP.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 19, 2015 4:53 PM |
I'm Kimberly's wig.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 19, 2015 4:54 PM |
I'm Jasmin Guy. For the record, nothing happened in front of my house.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 19, 2015 4:56 PM |
I'm Amanda's father, the co-signer of Melrose Place.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 19, 2015 5:00 PM |
I'm Jane Mancini Designs.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 19, 2015 10:20 PM |
R16 - Alison was a vodka drinker.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 19, 2015 10:25 PM |
I'm Kelly Taylor from 90210 slumming it with Jake on Melrose Avenue. Class tourism is so much fun.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 19, 2015 10:26 PM |
I'm Alison's roommate. The one who is never seen, but leaves Alison in the lurch, so she has to find a new roommate.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 19, 2015 10:44 PM |
I'm the edge of the pool Brooke hit her head on before she drowned in the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2015 10:47 PM |
I'm Jack Wagner's bangs.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 19, 2015 10:50 PM |
I'm Hayley's forbidden room, which Alison can't help but open.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 19, 2015 10:52 PM |
I'm Julie Newmar as herself.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 19, 2015 10:53 PM |
I'm the line:
"I don't know what you used to pull this off you dishonest, self-serving, pathetic drunk, but when I find out I'm going to turn it around and cut you open like a rotten piece of fruit!"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 19, 2015 11:02 PM |
R49 - Amanda to Alison?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2015 11:05 PM |
Yep!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2015 11:08 PM |
I'm Daphne Zuniga's monotone acting. Am I a bad actress or am I successfully conveying a jaded edgy displaced New Yorker.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 19, 2015 11:14 PM |
I'm the vase that Lauren's goon smashed when Sydney didn't have all of her $15,000!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 19, 2015 11:14 PM |
I'm the campy disaster the show turned into after perfectly nice season one.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 19, 2015 11:16 PM |
I'm the cell phone Alicia was on before her car was hit by a truck.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2015 11:16 PM |
I'm Billy's meteoric career rise from cab driver to President of the United States in only 5 short years.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 19, 2015 11:18 PM |
I'm Katya, the Russian woman with a young daughter, who Matt the homosexual marries so we can stay in the United States. However, I soon get bored with a sexless marriage and return to the motherland.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 19, 2015 11:21 PM |
I'm the drink Sydney threw in Lauren's face after the Madam of a prostitution empire said "I don't deal in tramps!" - come again, bitch?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 19, 2015 11:31 PM |
I'm Jane's hair as it slowly grows out from Season 1 to middle of Season 4.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2015 11:32 PM |
I'm the endlessly repeated riff from the intro music.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2015 11:33 PM |
I'm the wailing guitar as somebody is getting brutally raped and then decides they are enjoying it.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 19, 2015 11:35 PM |
R59 - I hated Jane's hair super short.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 19, 2015 11:37 PM |
I'm paralyzed Jane's face at the beach house when her evil ex-husband Michael climbs in bed with her and says "You don't need to let paraplegia get in the way of an active sex life!"
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 19, 2015 11:38 PM |
Michael was such a sex maniac, I'm surprised he never mercy fucked Matt. Remember when Matt changed blood sugar results? He should have demanded sex from Michael in exchange for his silence. I'm the expectant glance from Matt to Michael, who begs me to change the results.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 19, 2015 11:45 PM |
I'm from New York.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 19, 2015 11:46 PM |
R64 - "Remember when Matt changed blood sugar results?" Whose results and why?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 19, 2015 11:52 PM |
It's criminal that Thomas Calabro didn't have more success following the show's ending.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 19, 2015 11:57 PM |
Michael had killed Kimberly in a terrible car crash. He'd been drinking. Matt, being his best friend and on staff at Wiltshire Memorial had the power to change blood level results (or whatever the fuck the medical term is) and he did so as a favor to Michael , in exchange for a promotion if I recall? It was soon revealed that Kimberly's mother who had shipped her dying daughter back to Ohio had faked her death and Kim returned with vengeance on her mind and a huge fucking scar on her skull. By the way, because Kimberly was from Ohio, she despised Matt for being gay and bullied him relentlessly. That was an interesting touch.
I'm Kimberly's mad fucking mother.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 19, 2015 11:59 PM |
Michael Mancini was the JR Ewing of the 90s. I hate how he never gets any credit. He was just as memorable in my eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2015 12:00 AM |
R68 - yes. Blood alcohol levels. The previous poster confused me by saying blood sugar.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 20, 2015 12:03 AM |
I am GODDAMNED Vanessa Mother Fucking A Williams not L Williams.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2015 12:08 AM |
I'm Allison's blindness.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2015 12:12 AM |
I'm David Charvet's chest hair.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 20, 2015 12:30 AM |
I'm Ryan Fennelly! Hi Grant!
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 20, 2015 12:39 AM |
Let's not, and say we did.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 20, 2015 12:43 AM |
I'm the bits and pieces of a blown up Melrose Place at the end of season 3.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 20, 2015 12:55 AM |
[quote]It's criminal that Thomas Calabro didn't have more success following the show's ending.
Thomas Calabro and Marcia Cross both pulled off the trick of squeezing all the juice out of their ridiculous parts while somehow indicating they knew how silly it all was -- all without winking at the audience. I think they may have been the best actors on the show.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 20, 2015 3:54 AM |
I'm homely Susan Madsen. The fact that I could land Billy shows how unrealistic this show was.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 20, 2015 2:38 PM |
I'm the jump the shark moment when Kimberly blows up the building. It's all downhill from here.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 20, 2015 2:39 PM |
I'm Jane's longer hair.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 20, 2015 4:01 PM |
I'm the line:
"No, you look! I don't give a damn how sick you are. Michael is off limits to for anything other than professional purposes. Now, I am sorry that you don't have a friend in the world, but if you need your hand held, I suggest you dial: 1-800-GET-YOUR-OWN-MAN."
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 20, 2015 4:14 PM |
I'm watching Melrose Place now and season 2 is so good. They should have followed the same formula with the re-boot. Start out season with nice tenants, young and hopeful, and then slowly see them unwind and make poor and sometimes outrageous choices. And, then make it as campy as possible.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 20, 2015 5:22 PM |
The second half of season 2 and the first half of season 3 are Melrose at it's best.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 20, 2015 5:45 PM |
I'm Alison's bra.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 20, 2015 9:00 PM |
R83 yes! Basically the whole calendar year of 1994
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 20, 2015 9:05 PM |
We're the Bulawayo Highlanders, led to victory by our white brother Andrew Shue
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 20, 2015 9:12 PM |
I'm the line:
"The only mistake I ever made was trusting you, you conniving bleach blonde piece of dirt!"
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 20, 2015 9:35 PM |
I'm Jane's pubic hair.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 20, 2015 9:45 PM |
I'm the line
"When they were handing out business sense, Jane was at the back of the line getting her nails done."
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 20, 2015 9:52 PM |
I'm Amanda's panic attack outside of Lindy Toys when the account goes under.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 20, 2015 9:54 PM |
I'm the basement in Alison' parents house.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 20, 2015 9:55 PM |
When Alison asks if anybody is in the office, I'm the line: "Nobody, you blind bitch!"
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 20, 2015 9:57 PM |
I'm Betsy.
I'm Rita.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 20, 2015 10:00 PM |
I'm the brick that Jane throws through Jake's window during her psycho phase (he was fucking Alison of all people at the time).
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 20, 2015 10:02 PM |
I'm Steve Sanders from Bev Hills 90210 who tried without success to hook up with that hot blond waitress Sandy after ex love Kelly started dating Sandy ' s ex and Dylan's best friend Jake.
I think it's funny when I call Jake Joke
Get it?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 20, 2015 10:03 PM |
I'm Brooke's dead body floating in the pool.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 20, 2015 10:08 PM |
r96 - go on your little double date - HOW SWEET! Two pea brains and a couple of sluts!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 20, 2015 10:10 PM |
R97, I'm not drunk...I'm just doing my best Alison impression.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 20, 2015 10:14 PM |
Courtney plays drunk very well.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 20, 2015 10:21 PM |
Amanda Woodward was a repressed closeted lesbian. I'm calling it now. Alison was her punching bag for very obvious reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 20, 2015 10:25 PM |
I'm the woman who died in the apartment explosion.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 20, 2015 10:29 PM |
Whatever happened to the colored girl?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 20, 2015 10:30 PM |
I'm the dialogue coach not earning my paycheck:
Jane Mancini Deeesigns
I employ twenty of the most seductive women in Los Angeles. And they cost and make a fortchoon
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 20, 2015 11:17 PM |
The slo-mo black and white sequence found before every commercial in season 3.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 21, 2015 12:21 AM |
I've that fucking awful song in the last scene.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 21, 2015 12:25 AM |
R104 - I hated that.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 21, 2015 12:27 AM |
I'm John Haymes Newton, brought towards the end of the show as an ersatz Jake. I'm hot as hell but I can't project a human emotion for shit.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 21, 2015 12:28 AM |
I'm the Jazz club, "The Upstairs".
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 21, 2015 12:31 AM |
I'm the barstool that Traci Lords smashes against the mirror in Shooters.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 21, 2015 12:33 AM |
I'm Ted, the creepy handyman who jerks off while looking through peepholes.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 21, 2015 12:39 AM |
I'm the plane Kimberly was going to originally use to crash into the MP court yard at the end of season 3 but writers decided to have her blow it up.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 21, 2015 12:42 AM |
I'm Lisa Loeb's "Stay" that played at the beginning of an episode.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 21, 2015 12:54 AM |
What's amazing is that Kimberly was originally going to do a 9/11 on Melrose Place as r111 states, but they ended up having her blow up the place.... coinciding with the Oklahoma Bombing. It has often been said that great geniuses have the ability to forsee future events and with the character of Kimberly, the writer Darren Star manifested the Valkyrie of Doom that would turn western civilization on its head. After all, Melrose Place as a space was the microcosm of the United States.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 21, 2015 12:57 AM |
I'm the "Oh, Baby I Love Your Way" song that played at the beginning of the season 2 finale.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 21, 2015 1:02 AM |
I'm Letters to Cleo. Melrose Place tried to make us happen by playing our video at the end of season 3 episodes. You can now find us at the checkout stands at Trader Joe's.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 21, 2015 1:12 AM |
I'm Vic from North Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 21, 2015 1:29 AM |
I'm the cutaway when Matt leaned in to kiss Billy's best man and friend on the season finale of season 2.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 21, 2015 2:35 AM |
I am Dr. Michael Mancini's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 21, 2015 3:32 AM |
[R121] mmmmmmmmmmmm
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 21, 2015 3:46 AM |
I'm the line:
"I have a meeting."
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 21, 2015 3:48 AM |
The line: "It was a hate crime, Matt. I hate you."
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 21, 2015 3:54 AM |
I'm Amanda's Hodgkins.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 21, 2015 3:55 AM |
I'm the line
"You bitch!"
The shows mist popular line of dialogue
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 21, 2015 4:32 PM |
I'm the line:
"Midwestern nitwit".
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 21, 2015 11:17 PM |
I'm the song that was playing in the club when Sydney came back to Lauren (Kristian Alfonso) to ask for her old job back (high class prostitute). When Lauren refused, Sydney threw a drink in her face!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 21, 2015 11:20 PM |
I'm the "alternative" cover album "If I Were a Carpenter," a poster of which hung in Sydney's apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 22, 2015 2:00 AM |
I'm the jeans and tie look Billy wore to D&D during the early seasons.
I'm also Matt's hair flip.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 22, 2015 2:20 AM |
I'm Kristian Alfonso as a Hollywood pimp, intimidating little Syd
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 22, 2015 2:31 AM |
I'm Michael's alcohol level when he killed Kimberly.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 22, 2015 2:33 AM |
im the dried cum stain from billys hot date leftover on the leather couch
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 22, 2015 2:37 AM |
i'm Loni Anderson.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 22, 2015 2:42 AM |
I'm Steven Spielberg and I'm honored to be seated next to Daphne Zuniga, the most powerful woman in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 22, 2015 2:48 AM |
I'm Ingrid, still combing Stanley "Cowboy" Levin's mustache hairs out of my bush.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 22, 2015 2:49 AM |
R116 stole mine. Holy fuck was he hot.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 22, 2015 2:52 AM |
I'm Rikki Abbott, helping my husband throwi Sydney into a hole.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 22, 2015 2:54 AM |
I'm Alison's vision of being molested by her father.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 22, 2015 3:25 AM |
I'm the priest Sidney confessed she was a prostitute to.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 22, 2015 3:30 AM |
I'm the opening credits featuring the cast walking down the sidewalk, chorus line style, chatting, laughing and arms thrown around each other. I will inspire others to do likewise and infuriate legions of pedestrians who will have to walk around them.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 22, 2015 4:02 AM |
I'm Priscilla Presley! And I'm about to assist with lobotomizing Peter.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 22, 2015 4:46 AM |
I'm the brutal beating and rape Jo endures after finding Reed Carter's drug stash on the boat!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 22, 2015 5:34 AM |
I'm Grant Show, REBELLIOUSLY parking my motorcycle by a sign that says "3-Minute Loading Zone" in the opening credits while I unsnap my manly leather jacket!
Then I grin at the camera -- to let you know I'm a BAD BOY with a HEART OF GOLD!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 22, 2015 5:47 AM |
I'm the father of Jo's baby.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 22, 2015 6:20 AM |
I'm the car that ran over Sidney on her wedding day.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 22, 2015 6:29 AM |
I am Alison at an aa meeting in hong kong after Brooke got her father to send her there ... I am Allison turning up the stereo drunk , when Michael was trying to get everyone out of there .. I am heather locklear, Marcia cross , and Doug savant , the only actors who had a career after Melrose ended..the others were lucky if they got guest spot on law and order svu
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 22, 2015 6:31 AM |
I am Richard heart, I started out nice one season and turned onto a horrible rapist the next
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 22, 2015 6:34 AM |
I'm the phone call that Kimberly made to the Carters telling them that their grandson was very much alive and in Jo's keeping. Frankly.... she felt it was her civic duty!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 22, 2015 9:45 AM |
I'm Alison getting blown up in her apartment, not that Kimberly had anything against a reformed alcoholic but simply because she happened to live next door to MATT!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 22, 2015 9:53 AM |
I'm Jo's dark hair, teeming breasts and luscious womanly curves in an era where being being skin and bones and bleach blonde was fashionable.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 22, 2015 10:13 AM |
I'm Alison's weird speech impediment.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 22, 2015 10:16 AM |
I'm Billy's lisp.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 22, 2015 10:16 AM |
I'm Season 1's appalling hairstyles and fashions
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 22, 2015 10:20 AM |
I'm the insert shot of Jo and Jane put into the chorus line walk down the street part of the opening credits after Sandy left.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 22, 2015 12:12 PM |
I'm the green window panes throughout the complex.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 22, 2015 12:34 PM |
I'm the line, "Sydney, you're looking at human garbage. When Michael's dead, God's going to do a jig!"
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 22, 2015 12:41 PM |
I'm the pool guy. And this is my skimmer!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 22, 2015 2:02 PM |
I'm the pool water splashing all around when Jane and Sidney fight in the pool over the wedding dress.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 22, 2015 3:42 PM |
I'm:
Executive Producer
Darren Star
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 22, 2015 3:45 PM |
I'm the line:
"Shhh...don't cry. Don't cry."
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 22, 2015 3:51 PM |
I'm Taylor McBride's epic side eye and dismissal
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 22, 2015 3:52 PM |
IMDB review
one of the most absorbing and provocative shows on television Author: Special-K88 26 January 2004
[quote]On the surface it's just a simple soap opera. The intertwining lives of a group of young adults living in an LA apartment complex; but underneath it all is a careful analysis of human nature. An in-depth, often shocking look at what brings out the best and worst in all of us. When it first began it was pleasant and cheerful fluff, but soon took a dramatic turn. People were driven by lies, anger, revenge, deceit, betrayal, even murder. Everyone at some point was driven over the edge of morality and consumed by their own selfish desires. Michael Mancini, willing to do anything to become chief of staff at the hospital; Peter Burns, in such great pursuit of his one true love Amanda Woodward he's willing to have her kidnapped; Kimberly Shaw, in a state of such rage, confusion, and anguish she plots to destroy her tormentors. A show that puts its characters into such complex and bizarre situations of bitterness and self-loathing, yet cleverly presents them as subtleties in more familiar subplots such as true love, fairy tale romance, sex, friendship, even American tragedy, as in the case of troubled youth Sydney Andrews finally meeting the man of her dreams in Craig Field, then being killed just minutes after their wedding, in turn leading to his own self-destruction and eventual suicide. What makes Melrose Place so arresting is just how human its characters really are. They make mistakes and learn to live with them. They're constantly scheming for their own hatred or greed, but often realize the error of their ways. Once they look carefully at themselves, their own spite or jealousy, in that last minute they seek redemption. They seek to right the wrong. Every character in Melrose Place has something to hide, or has done something they're not proud of. One apartment complex sparked by a twisted rationality, a rationality created by the idiosyncrasies of its colorful characters. It might be fair to say that there's not a single decent human being living in Melrose Place. You can't walk through the courtyard without running into someone you've slept with! Yet we care about these characters and when we try to view things from their perspective their actions, no matter how vile and wicked they may be, actually seem justified. They're the products of each character suffering their own demons. Perhaps deep down inside we know the truth: that these characters represent the different elements of our very own intricate human nature. They're the people we pretend to be, and sometimes the people who we really are. It's a show I'll never forget...a show about our own true nature.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 22, 2015 3:57 PM |
I am Kirstie Alley's sloppy seconds. The Powers That Be tried to make me happen in the 90's: Route 66, Melrose Place, Models Inc. I even slept with Kirstie Alley to get a part on Veronicas Closet. One memorable moment was when I played Jeff Gilooly in a tv movie. Mostly I just stunk up the place and faded away. Funny how I always ended up in the same tv shows as fellow 90's trying-to-make-happen actor, Dan Cortese.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | April 22, 2015 4:29 PM |
I'm Keith.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | April 22, 2015 10:42 PM |
I'm Bruce.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | April 23, 2015 12:58 AM |
Excuse me R148?
Ally McBeal (1997-2000) According to Jim (2001-2009) Two and a Half Men (2010-present)
by Anonymous | reply 169 | April 23, 2015 2:39 AM |
I am the "wait , wait, it is not what it looks like , " slight pause , " it is worse "
by Anonymous | reply 170 | April 23, 2015 4:03 AM |
I'm the "salty" in Chef Susan Madsen's food when Allison drunkenly tells her that her food is too salty, only because she's jealous that Susan is dating Billy.
Susan later returns to The Heights so Jamie Walters can sing to her again while she plays the sax.
Afterthought - I liked Here and Now by Letters to Cleo.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | April 23, 2015 4:29 AM |
I'm Billy's word processor. Obsolete now, just like pretty much everyone in the cast.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | April 23, 2015 9:28 AM |
I'm the "Oh, really? Wow." when people found out that Andrew Shue was the brother of the Karate Kid's girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | April 23, 2015 12:44 PM |
R162 - That was a great look.
What happened to the boss/mentor that Alison had in season 1?
by Anonymous | reply 174 | April 23, 2015 9:59 PM |
I'm Marcia's last facial expression.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | April 23, 2015 10:07 PM |
I'm Alison's kitchenware concierto
"You asked me to hold these for you until you found a place to live and since that took only, thirty seconds, I figured I'd help you move."
by Anonymous | reply 176 | April 23, 2015 10:57 PM |
God I loved this piece of shit show.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | April 24, 2015 12:07 AM |
R177 I know right, it's like you know it's just sleazy trash abd yet you can't stop watching!
I even liked the dreaded last 2 seasons . There I said it!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | April 24, 2015 12:37 AM |
You know if Melrose Place had been a silent film in the 1920s from Germany, the high art peeps would be calling it a masterpiece. Because it was a TV show on Fox, it's called trash.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | April 24, 2015 12:40 AM |
R179 because it was considered a soap opera it gets called trash
Same thing happened to my legendary show!
No Emmys and no respect!
by Anonymous | reply 180 | April 24, 2015 12:42 AM |
Did you notice that Marcia Cross never actually wore a wig. That was her real hair.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | April 24, 2015 12:44 AM |
God I wanted Andrew Shue so fucking bad. He was like my first celebrity crush.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | April 24, 2015 12:46 AM |
How did Elisabeth turn out to be so good and Andrew so bsd?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | April 24, 2015 2:57 AM |
I'm the overused stock footage establishing shot a blonde woman in leggings and sports bra walking her German Shepherd outside the complex one morning.
Or every morning, seemingly.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 27, 2017 1:30 PM |
I'm the actor originally cast as Billy who put on a few pounds and was quickly dismissed.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 27, 2017 4:00 PM |
This blogger I follow visited a fuck ton of filming locations from the show. Turns out my aunt used to lived on the same street as Alison's childhood house and I never knew it!
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 27, 2017 4:05 PM |
I'm Matt's International Male catalogs, kept in a neat stack in his nightstand.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 27, 2017 5:57 PM |
I'm Dr. Levin aka Dr. Cowboy
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 27, 2017 11:55 PM |
I'm Vanessa. According to the last page of the pilot script, I was supposed to be in the original cast, showcased in an episode a la Luke Perry. African-American, from a wealthy family but trying to make it on my own in LA.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 28, 2017 11:07 PM |
I'm Marcia Cross' Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama series Emmy that she SHOULD HAVE won at least once for her amaxing, multi dimensional portrayal of Dr. Kimberly Shaw but because MP was considered a trashy soap opera, she never even got a nomination!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | February 19, 2018 11:03 PM |
I’m Michael’s sausage fingers.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | February 19, 2018 11:08 PM |
I'm Kyle's. I'm, apparently, the only restaurant in LA because everybody eats there every night in spite of endless drama and confrontations that take place there.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | February 19, 2018 11:16 PM |
I'm the "LA Complex," a short-lived Melrose Place knockoff that had more diversity, including a closeted rapper who is secretly dating a Don Lemon mini-me.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | February 19, 2018 11:19 PM |
I'm Dr Kimberly Shaw's eyes - her eyes are so wide-set she can look at each ear as she puts on her earrings
In some shots, actress Marcia Cross looks like a deer...
by Anonymous | reply 194 | February 19, 2018 11:39 PM |
Sandy's on again/off again southern accent. I'll be gone soon. Just like Amy Locane.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | February 19, 2018 11:44 PM |
I am Patrick Muldoon, and I make Andrew Shue look like Sir Laurence Olivier.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | February 19, 2018 11:49 PM |
i’m matt and rhonda, forced to dance for the cameras at the season one pool party, without one bit of rhythm.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | February 20, 2018 1:05 AM |
I forgot Patrick Muldoon. Hot, and yes, not a great actor. But, it didn't matter for the show.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | February 20, 2018 1:06 AM |
I'm Clayton Hollingsworth in a very different role.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | February 20, 2018 2:58 AM |
I’m Michael Mancini’s nipple hair. Man, I loved his body on the original show. He was way too skinny on the reboot.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | February 21, 2018 5:15 AM |
I'm Dr Peter Burns suspenders
by Anonymous | reply 201 | February 21, 2018 7:08 AM |
I'm Josie Bissett's awkward growing-out-my-hair do
by Anonymous | reply 202 | February 21, 2018 12:03 PM |
I’m RIchard Heart’s hand rising from the shallow grave that Jane and Sydney buried me in. I’m not really dead, and come next season there will be HELL to pay.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | February 21, 2018 12:53 PM |
I'm Rhonda's send-off episode. I never happen.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | February 21, 2018 5:51 PM |
I'm Matt's non threatening gay shenanigans.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | February 25, 2018 5:56 AM |
I'm Alison and Billy's overbearing wedding planner with ENORMOUS gums.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | February 25, 2018 1:12 PM |