Most outrageous lie you ever told?
Fifteen years ago a friend asked me to watch his house while he was on vacation. He said I could have free run of the place and drive his car--a Porsche 911 Carrera.
It was a Saturday and after feeding his cats and checking the house to make sure nothing was amiss, I jumped in his car and went out cruising.
While at a corner store grabbing a coke a hot young guy starts asking me about the car.
I told him I was a film producer. His eyes lit up and he told me he was an aspiring actor.
After some chit-chat I invited back to my friends house and he was amazed by "my" house.
I gave him a tour of the house which, of course, ended in the bedroom.
I fucked him till his head caved in and then sent him on his way in a cab with a promise to call him for an audition.
I should note that I wasn't nearly a good looking as this guy and I'm sure he would have never given me the time of day if not for the car, the house and my lie.
I should feel guilty, but the memory is too sweet to be tainted by remorse.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 26, 2019 11:56 AM
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From what I hear, you were/are a dime a dozen. The actor, too. No lie.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 17, 2015 11:28 PM
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Pretending to be straight.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 17, 2015 11:50 PM
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We knew you were lying R2.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 17, 2015 11:53 PM
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That I had a daughter who was an art major in college. Just got tired of people asking why I didn't have kids.
Also, that I used to make my living as a psychic and I had a waiting list. Just felt like sticking it to the know-it-alls in the office.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 18, 2015 12:06 AM
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R1 is correct. Every guy in LA on the make, gay or straight, uses the line "I'm a film producer" to get sex. But at least OP had the car and house to help make it seem real.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 18, 2015 12:08 AM
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I went out with some friends and got a little too tipsy and picked up a trick,took him back to my place and was soundly getting fucked by him when my lover walked in very early from work ! I played like I was passed out and when he managed to "wake me up" I swore that guy must have slipped me a roofie or something. He ran out of the house,caught up with the guy about a block away,and beat the shit out of him. I did feel a little bad about that.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 18, 2015 1:42 AM
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When HIV was new to most people in the 1980s, guys would occassionaly volunteer that they were negative. It was always a turn-off as I always assumed guys were pos and I never trusted guys who said they were neg and never went home with one of them.
This isn't about a lie I told, but guys lie to get sex, so I never trusted what I heard.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 18, 2015 5:38 PM
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OP, if your story is true, I'm sure you would get special dispensation for the sheer gall.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 18, 2015 9:12 PM
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Mr. OP, are still having auditions?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 18, 2015 9:17 PM
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If I ever do a live action version of Finding Nemo I'll call you, Dora.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 18, 2015 9:20 PM
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Lol r7, I’ve always wanted men to fight over me. Alas...
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 26, 2019 11:09 AM
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