For what reasons do you think these celebs would be selected?
Inspired by the ass fucking in prison thread.
Which famous men would be ass fucked in prison?
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 11, 2020 9:02 PM |
This would not include the "Is it in yet?" gang, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 17, 2015 8:41 PM |
"Letter from Birmingham Jail, Written Between Ass-Fuckings."
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 17, 2015 8:49 PM |
Judge Reinhold would be the belle of the ball.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 17, 2015 8:53 PM |
Wilford Brimley
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 17, 2015 8:54 PM |
Justin Bieber
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 17, 2015 8:54 PM |
Shawn Mendes
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 17, 2015 8:57 PM |
Matt Damon of course!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 17, 2015 8:58 PM |
Why Matt Damon?
Twinkish Justin Bieber is obvious.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 17, 2015 9:00 PM |
Nicholas Hoult
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 17, 2015 9:06 PM |
Logan Lerman
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 17, 2015 9:08 PM |
Pick a Jonas
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 17, 2015 9:10 PM |
"Inspired by the ass fucking in prison thread. "
There is an ass who is fucking in prison?
No.
Ass-fucking is hyphenated, you stupid little cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 17, 2015 9:11 PM |
Adam Levine
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 17, 2015 9:57 PM |
Joseph Gordon Levitt
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 17, 2015 9:59 PM |
Cole and Dylan Sprouse
Dane DeHaan
Zayn Malik
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 17, 2015 10:00 PM |
Niall Whorin'
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 17, 2015 10:07 PM |
Oscar
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 17, 2015 10:23 PM |
You're just listing a bunch of twinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 17, 2015 10:40 PM |
r18 is apparently an effeminate
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 17, 2015 10:45 PM |
I haven't the slightest...
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 17, 2015 10:47 PM |
Taylor Lautner
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 17, 2015 10:48 PM |
Ezra Miller!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 17, 2015 10:50 PM |
Jamie Bell
Daniel Radcliffe
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 17, 2015 10:52 PM |
Wasn't the original thread "ass raped" not "ass fucked"?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 18, 2015 12:19 AM |
Slick Dick Sanfeces
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 18, 2015 12:21 AM |
All of them, Katie.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 18, 2015 12:22 AM |
'"ass raped" not "ass fucked"?'
Either on should be hyphenated, otherwise the ass is doing the fucking/raping.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 18, 2015 1:01 AM |
Johnny Weir.
Just to teach him a lesson that it's not okay to wear a floral print jacket with a plaid miniskirt.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 18, 2015 1:08 AM |
Of those listed here so far, Lucas Till seems like the sexiest, probably because R24 actually bothered to link to imdb page.
Of the others, the only one that intrigues me so far is Matt Damon because he's not a twink and thus seems atypical of those listed here.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 18, 2015 1:13 AM |
Oli Pettigrew
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 18, 2015 1:15 AM |
Zachary Gordon
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 18, 2015 1:18 AM |
Who are these people?
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 18, 2015 2:42 AM |
What about me? I have experience.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 18, 2015 2:48 AM |
Zachary Gordon? I don't think so. Perhaps you're getting him mixed-up with Devon Bostick, who played his older brother?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 18, 2015 2:49 AM |
I think every newbie gets fucked. You have to work your way up.
So any famous man that goes in, or not famous, gets ass(hyphen)fucked.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 18, 2015 2:50 AM |
Certainly not me!
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 18, 2015 2:52 AM |
Julianne Moore ... Seriously.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 18, 2015 2:53 AM |
Any of them. Celebrities would be targets.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 18, 2015 2:53 AM |
RDJ owns this thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 18, 2015 2:58 AM |
John Ravolta, over and over and over and .....
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 18, 2015 3:07 AM |
It's not that he's not attractive, r41 - but I think he looks too masculine (in spite of his youth) to hold particular appeal for predominantly straight guys in prison.
Whereas the older but twinkier Devon with his soft features and BJ lips would be a prized target.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 18, 2015 3:12 AM |
Matt Fucking Damon? Ewww. Why?
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 18, 2015 3:16 AM |
Let's lighten up this thread a bit and have everyone share their prison sex fantasies!
Which hunky celebrity is your guard? Which professional athlete comes to visit you in solitary confinement?
Please, share!
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 19, 2015 6:02 PM |
Tucker Carlson
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 19, 2015 6:51 PM |
Christopher Meloni
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 19, 2015 7:34 PM |
Sean Hannity. But no crackers doing it.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 19, 2015 8:07 PM |
I will find out soon, and let you know.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 19, 2015 8:09 PM |
Tyler Perry.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 19, 2015 8:29 PM |
R42 he's on GMA tomorrow.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 19, 2015 8:31 PM |
Taylor Lautner
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 19, 2015 8:55 PM |
Pee Wee Herman. Gorgeous George. Tiny Tim. Mr. Greenjeans (Oh,yeah, papi!!!)
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 19, 2015 9:02 PM |
Lance Bass
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 19, 2015 9:05 PM |
Efron
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2015 9:35 PM |
Pietro Boselli
| by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 19, 2015 9:36 PM |
Miss!
Aaron!
Schock!
The Cockgobbler's a'comin, girls!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 19, 2015 9:38 PM |
Jared Leto.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 20, 2015 12:17 AM |
Who else?
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2015 9:28 PM |
Wait are we doing actual criminals? I bet that Boston bomber kid is going to be used by guards and prisoners alike.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2015 9:30 PM |
Yes, R60. I love my cutie, James Holmes. Squee! Adorbz!
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2015 10:01 PM |
Bump.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 26, 2015 8:01 PM |
I'm not the 2015 thread-bumping poster, but this is a topic worthy of our attention.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 11, 2020 8:22 PM |
Robert Downey Jr, who rumors says actually was.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 11, 2020 9:02 PM |