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Aaron Hernandez and His Dick.

I am just beside myself over Aaron Hernandez sent up to the big house for life. That gorgeous, muscular, virile, big-dicked stud locked up with no parole. What a waste of his dick. Couldn't we get overnight visitation rights to service him? He's just too hot to be a murderer. Oh God, I hate the justice system. His hot body covered with them tattoos and that big penis all going to waste in jail. What a rotten world.

by Anonymousreply 77December 6, 2018 10:18 PM

Ugly, and tattoo trash.

by Anonymousreply 1April 16, 2015 4:34 PM

Ugh. He's all yours.

by Anonymousreply 2April 16, 2015 4:34 PM

Become his new prison pen pal OP! He needs to know Mama's Mussy is trembling for him!

by Anonymousreply 3April 16, 2015 4:38 PM

No one is that lonely OP. F-

by Anonymousreply 4April 16, 2015 4:40 PM

Oh it will go to good use in prison- and it sounds like he belongs there.

by Anonymousreply 5April 16, 2015 4:42 PM

Well you can still buy his jail house id on ebay and whack off on it

by Anonymousreply 6April 16, 2015 4:44 PM

Op, if he killed a friend he would most likely murder a man whore like you, too.

by Anonymousreply 7April 16, 2015 4:46 PM

I wonder when a movie will be made about him and who will play him?

by Anonymousreply 8April 16, 2015 4:47 PM

You can still enjoy it here, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 16, 2015 4:50 PM

He'd probably just as soon kill you as look at you and there is no way in hell you are getting anywhere near his dick.

by Anonymousreply 10April 16, 2015 5:07 PM

There are many more fish in the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 11April 16, 2015 5:12 PM

Okay, bro. Find a hot dude that looks hot like AH that is not a convicted murderer suspected in serial killings

by Anonymousreply 12April 16, 2015 5:13 PM

There are countless hot football players. The hot football players thread is full of nonhomocidal ones.

by Anonymousreply 13April 16, 2015 5:14 PM

His house is about to go on the market to pay off debts, OP. You could purchase it and live in his aura.

by Anonymousreply 14April 16, 2015 5:16 PM

Well, R10, Tom Brady was RIGHT.THERE.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 16, 2015 5:18 PM

OP--

Go to Massachusetts. Throw a brick through the window of a store. Wait for the cops to come get you.

You'll be together.

by Anonymousreply 16April 16, 2015 5:21 PM

Unless he's in special custody with no contact, one tribe or another is gonna shank him (for the bragging rights), slice off that cock, and shove it down his throat (for "the don't fuck with us" message).

by Anonymousreply 17April 16, 2015 6:29 PM

How do you know it's going to waste?

by Anonymousreply 18April 16, 2015 6:34 PM

Some lucky young queen is going to be taking that log nightly. Hes going to be just fine in prison,he will join the Hispanic gangs and be well protected.

by Anonymousreply 19April 16, 2015 7:37 PM

You're psychotic and taste-impaired, R19. I wish you could go to jail and be his bitch.

by Anonymousreply 20April 16, 2015 7:42 PM

Alrighty then! OP you're pussy stinks so that's extra points right there. Pathetic Delusional queen. You two actually deserve each other. Can I watch when he shanks you?

by Anonymousreply 21April 16, 2015 7:42 PM

OP, you're *almost* as bad as that other psycho OP who things "WOW! Some of these ISIS Fuckers are HAWT!"

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by Anonymousreply 22April 16, 2015 7:47 PM

[quote]Find a hot dude that looks hot like AH

No such thing.

by Anonymousreply 23April 16, 2015 7:51 PM

God the NFL is filled with scumbags.

Those who would have been Hernandez's future teammates and associates should breathe a sigh a relief that this violent, cowardly sociopath is going to be locked up for life.

Seriously, if someone on the team looked at him the wrong way and set him off they would be his next victims.

As far as Hernandez's dick is concerned he better develop a strong appetite for feminine gay men, that all his dick is going to get from now on.

I fully expected to see a headline this morning that read, "Hernandez Hung Himself in His Cell".

Ya' done messed up Ay-Ay Ron.

Americans need to stop watching professional football until they start bringing actual MEN in to play game.

Poor Odin Lloyd. His poor family.

Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 24April 16, 2015 7:52 PM

Here in Massachusetts, celebrity prisoners who receive a life in prison with no chance of parole sentence are kept in total isolation for at least a few years and then gradually allowed to be among other prisoners.

by Anonymousreply 25April 16, 2015 9:52 PM

It sucks to be Aaron Hernandez R25.

by Anonymousreply 26April 16, 2015 11:46 PM

Don't football players usually wear cups or much more protection over their junk? I don't get why he has VPL in so many pics where he's playing a game that could crush his nuts.

by Anonymousreply 27April 16, 2015 11:48 PM

[quote]Here in Massachusetts, celebrity prisoners who receive a life in prison with no chance of parole sentence are kept in total isolation for at least a few years and then gradually allowed to be among other prisoners.

Prison is bad enough. And then you have to spend your time in total isolation?

Please. Kill me now.

by Anonymousreply 28April 17, 2015 12:01 AM

These linked pics are all on gay blogs, R27, obviously photoshopped by sick queens with nothing better to do and with nothing else going on in their empty lives.

by Anonymousreply 29April 17, 2015 12:10 AM

So many people destroy their lives in a fit of rage.

by Anonymousreply 30April 17, 2015 12:13 AM

OP is a sick guy...

by Anonymousreply 31April 17, 2015 12:16 AM

OP is why I hate us.

by Anonymousreply 32April 17, 2015 12:25 AM

OP is why I hate OP, R32. You, OTOH, I don't hate in the least.

by Anonymousreply 33April 17, 2015 12:27 AM

Just prior to the murder of Odin Lloyd, the New England Patriots had cut Aaron Hernandez a $17 million check towards his $40 million contract. Life over at 25. What an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 34April 17, 2015 12:30 AM

I guess he can buy better snacks in the prison canteen, R34.

by Anonymousreply 35April 17, 2015 12:33 AM

OP must be related to Brandon Spikes

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by Anonymousreply 36April 17, 2015 12:38 AM

All that ink is awful. It's like somebody was doodling on his body.

Long-penised famous murderer. Wonder how he'll be received by his fellow prison inmates.

by Anonymousreply 37April 17, 2015 12:41 AM

He'll wear gray scrubs 24x7, be issued a dull razor and a writing pen that is bendable so it cannot be used as a weapon. The prisoners' food consists of just the minimum daily requirements, no more. At some point down the road, Aaron will be allowed to work in the prison for a mere 50 cents an hour, either doing janitorial work or making license plates.

The above is from Boston media reports, where his trial and the aftermath has been covered wall to wall. Boston television stations even had helicopter coverage of him being driven from the courthouse to the prison. Enough!

by Anonymousreply 38April 17, 2015 12:42 AM

[quote]Find a hot dude that looks hot like AH that is not a convicted murderer suspected in serial killings

What? Is suspected of killing more people?

by Anonymousreply 39April 17, 2015 12:42 AM

He's about to endure a second trial for the cold blooded killing of two men, one of who spilled a drink on him in a club and did not offer a proper apology to Hernandez. Odin Lloyd knew that Hernandez had shot and killed the other two men and that is assumed to be the reason why he killed Lloyd, to shut him up.

by Anonymousreply 40April 17, 2015 12:49 AM

He will be bred so much he will give birth to twins

by Anonymousreply 41April 17, 2015 12:51 AM

You know, there is the possibility that some thuggish-types get themselves sent to prison just so they can have gay sex- whether consciously or unconsciously. Where else in their macho world would that be acceptable?

by Anonymousreply 42April 17, 2015 12:53 AM

[quote]the cold blooded killing of two men, one of who spilled a drink on him in a club and did not offer a proper apology to Hernandez.

Jesus H. Christ! WTF? He killed two guys because one of them spilled a drink on him? This guy is def psycho and needs to be locked up

Was he ever tested for steroids?

by Anonymousreply 43April 17, 2015 1:03 AM

He's a murderer, but wait... imagine you're in the cell with him... it's late at night, the lights go out... he yanks his pants down exposing his huge, raging dick in your face. Jock dick! What to do? Suck a murderer's dick or bite it?

by Anonymousreply 44April 17, 2015 1:05 AM

Thanks R33

by Anonymousreply 45April 17, 2015 1:33 AM

This guys a freakin' thug and psychopath who killed people, and you're worried about how his dick will wasted?

by Anonymousreply 46April 17, 2015 1:38 AM

It was revealed during the trial that Hernandez was a chronic weed smoker, as in night and day.

by Anonymousreply 47April 17, 2015 2:35 AM

You are seriously mentally diseased, R44. I hope you get to answer your question yourself.

by Anonymousreply 48April 17, 2015 2:37 AM

R15...I always read that Brady is not straight...that seems like a deliberate, intentional positioning of the hand...even the pinky which is reaching for his cock.

by Anonymousreply 49April 17, 2015 2:40 AM

r42, uh not really, dude

by Anonymousreply 50April 17, 2015 3:53 AM

r44, I fear for your soul, dude. Really.

by Anonymousreply 51April 17, 2015 3:54 AM

Wh not R50? I have read about gay and bisexual who deliberately get sent to prison just for that very reason. But, why do you think not?

by Anonymousreply 52April 17, 2015 3:57 AM

You should try to get conjugal visits, OP. Spill a drink on him first. I heard he loves that, makes him so hard and horny.

by Anonymousreply 53April 17, 2015 4:03 AM

R48, Hernandez is a psycho cunt but that doesn't mean R44 is mentally ill. I assume most gays know the prison world of gay sex and love between thieves and murderers happening in Jean Genet's books. I view his post through that.

I disagree with OP's worshipping, though. If guy turns out to be a psychopath my interest in him sexually drops to zero in a second.

by Anonymousreply 54April 17, 2015 4:10 AM

Lol, R53.

by Anonymousreply 55April 17, 2015 4:10 AM

r48, why so harsh?

OK, given that he's an awful human being and all that who hardly deserves to live, the scenario described is that you're already in prison sharing a cell with a pretty hot guy who's got a long, throbbing male appendage.

I would do him in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 56April 17, 2015 4:42 AM

Most of you do realize that you are feeding a troll on this thread, don't you? The OP trolled with this topic as well as the idiotic, shit stirring responses.

Please don't feed the troll. He's older and portly as it is.

by Anonymousreply 57April 17, 2015 4:50 AM

He OP he murdered his lover. what chance do you have?

by Anonymousreply 58April 17, 2015 5:58 AM

I love these cunts that want to get fucked by a psycho. Can I get on that action? I'll take pictures! Don't worry about that knife and gun. They're props. Honest!

by Anonymousreply 59April 17, 2015 7:28 AM

TMZ is reporting that Aaron Hernandez is on suicide watch.

by Anonymousreply 60April 17, 2015 11:25 AM

It's not a troll post. I AM SERIOUSLY IN LOVE with Aaron! I want to MARRY HIM! I don't care if he's a murderer! All I want to do is be his wife and be fucked by him.

Am I so bad for wanting love?

by Anonymousreply 61April 18, 2015 5:27 AM

Gurrrl calm down.

by Anonymousreply 62April 20, 2015 3:34 PM

OP is the reason therapists exist.

by Anonymousreply 63April 20, 2015 3:37 PM

OP, r61, check yourself, bro!

by Anonymousreply 64April 20, 2015 3:43 PM

The fact that he actually killed a dude who spilled a drink on him- makes me wonder what the actual body count is.

Why did Odin Lloyd keep Aaron's murders secret? Didn't he know it was dangerous to hang with him?

by Anonymousreply 65April 20, 2015 3:54 PM

OP = 15 year old Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx

by Anonymousreply 66April 20, 2015 3:58 PM

Correction: OP is a 56-year old white man from Duluth, MN with the emotional maturity of a 15-year old Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx.

by Anonymousreply 67April 20, 2015 4:28 PM

More pics of his brother!

by Anonymousreply 68April 21, 2015 10:27 AM

BUmp for Super Bowl! God I wish his cock were inside me right now

by Anonymousreply 69February 6, 2017 6:11 AM

I always thought he was pretty hot. I wonder if he'd be willing to take dick.

by Anonymousreply 70February 6, 2017 6:13 AM

He must get so much ass in prison

by Anonymousreply 71February 6, 2017 6:43 AM

I think he might look better in clothes. The pic is not very flattering to his build. His body looks like Hank Hill from behind.

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by Anonymousreply 72February 6, 2017 6:52 AM

oops, wrong thread. Sorry!!

by Anonymousreply 73February 6, 2017 6:54 AM

Some more penis for you to choke on OP. Happy Jacking!

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by Anonymousreply 74February 6, 2017 7:00 AM

I feel you op!

by Anonymousreply 75February 6, 2017 7:02 AM

I jerked off all day thinking about him

by Anonymousreply 76February 6, 2017 11:09 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 77December 6, 2018 10:18 PM
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