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TSA screener gropes hot male passengers

Damn, where can I apply for this job?

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by Anonymousreply 39January 30, 2020 4:23 AM

[quote]The Denver District Attorney's office refused to prosecute the case, saying without a known victim there was nor reasonable likelihood of conviction, the report said.

The guys will be coming forward once they read about this. There is no way they're going to miss out on filing a lawsuit.

by Anonymousreply 1April 14, 2015 9:51 PM

They can pat down my BF until the cows come home. They won't find a damn thing.

by Anonymousreply 2April 14, 2015 10:51 PM

OP would've signed up for the Nazi military just to see some naked concentration camp cock.

by Anonymousreply 3April 14, 2015 10:56 PM

Not hardly, R3. Perhaps you've heard of the concepts of parody and humor?

Or have those never shone a light into your mother's darkened basement?

by Anonymousreply 4April 14, 2015 11:19 PM

Not me R3. Cut dicks are gross.

by Anonymousreply 5April 14, 2015 11:20 PM

Fired? What about the baggage handlers who were caught stealing and was only given 3 months probation?

This is ridiculous!

Poor queen. Probably the only perk in his job.

by Anonymousreply 6April 14, 2015 11:28 PM

Test

by Anonymousreply 7April 23, 2015 2:01 AM

I can't think of TSA without thinking of Misha Collins now.

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by Anonymousreply 8April 23, 2015 2:04 AM

Datalounge is fucked.

by Anonymousreply 9April 23, 2015 2:05 AM

If he was smart, he'd not only pick out the most sexy guys but the ones wearing sweat pants. That way when he grabbed their junk with the palms of his hands, he could actually really get to feel what they're packing and when he grabbed their butt cheeks get a decent chance to pull them open a bit.

HOTTTTT .... I now want to work at the airport

by Anonymousreply 10April 23, 2015 7:54 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2015 10:56 AM

Which button do the pedos hit to pat down the children? The US government is depraved.

by Anonymousreply 12September 4, 2015 11:13 AM

Call me when they're searching body cavities.

by Anonymousreply 13September 4, 2015 11:27 AM

Why does TSA have wog employees?

by Anonymousreply 14September 4, 2015 10:58 PM

Why wasn't she fired also, she was cmplicite & a co conspirator, without her, the whole thing, could not have taken place.... Off with her head

by Anonymousreply 15September 4, 2015 11:37 PM

They grope EVERYONE! Hot, ugly, obese- you get molested.

Why haven't we abolished this bullshit government agency already? Oh, that's right- former government officials (Chertoff) get millions every year from equipment, consulting, training, etc.

by Anonymousreply 16September 5, 2015 12:57 AM

In France, the people would take Chertoff and his family and hold them hostage after burning all the cars in the TSA parking lot. They would be released once the government swore to never insult the dignity of French persons again.

Here, we just clutch our genitalia and whine.

by Anonymousreply 17September 5, 2015 1:02 AM

R5 I've heard that a lot of the Slavic Jews were left intact.

by Anonymousreply 18September 5, 2015 1:58 AM

R17

France is more pussified than the USA.

They are letting Brussels shit all over them.

by Anonymousreply 19September 5, 2015 1:58 AM

Im sure they had tons of fun. Too bad the party's over!

by Anonymousreply 20September 5, 2015 3:50 PM

Weird. I was just in Denver a few days ago and when I went through Security I felt like the guy unnecessarily groped my inner thighs and kept his hands on my ass too long. Maybe they haven't stopped.

by Anonymousreply 21September 5, 2015 4:31 PM

Are you hot r21?

by Anonymousreply 22September 5, 2015 4:35 PM

R22 yes, I'm considered very good looking (also a former Olympic level athlete so in very good shape).

by Anonymousreply 23September 5, 2015 4:41 PM

The molester is not...unattractive. Did he really need to resort to this?

by Anonymousreply 24September 5, 2015 4:51 PM

I think he's hot

by Anonymousreply 25September 5, 2015 4:56 PM
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by Anonymousreply 26September 5, 2015 4:57 PM

How can people be too stupid to see that the government is the reason that this shit keeps happening?

The government created the TSA after 911 to "protect" us. It has failed. Abolish it.

by Anonymousreply 27September 6, 2015 2:52 AM

The TSA seems to hire a lot of gay and lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 28September 6, 2015 3:12 AM

Agree r27, the US spends billions on the TSA and Homeland Security, all to stop another 911, when 911 could have been stopped had Bush and Cheney not ignored the intelligence agencies' warnings on suspected terrorists taking flight lessons along with a big Al Queda plot brewing around the same time.

And here we have the TSA abusing its power and Homeland Security raiding gay escort sites...

by Anonymousreply 29September 6, 2015 8:18 AM

If he wanted to grope he just needed to ask. He's hot.

by Anonymousreply 30September 6, 2015 8:35 AM

I suddenly feel a need to visit Denver. Never mind, they wouldn't grope me anyway.

by Anonymousreply 31September 6, 2015 8:37 AM

Do what I do, just start moaning loudly when the troll agents start to massage you in private. They usually stop as they don't want to lose their jobs.

by Anonymousreply 32September 6, 2015 10:02 AM

I had one actually tell me he was going to touch my butt.

I don't remember him being especially handsome or especially ugly just nice average so I was like ok.

Also I like seeing the handsome guys padding around in their socks though I think taking off your shoes is idiotic.

by Anonymousreply 33September 6, 2015 10:40 AM

R33

I always get a semi when I go through, so they have to feel my half hard cock.

Hey, if you're going to work for the Nazi TSA, you should be humiliated.

by Anonymousreply 34September 10, 2015 2:30 AM

Isn't Denver airport the creepy airport that drives conspiracy theorists mental?

by Anonymousreply 35September 10, 2015 2:35 AM

This is what Michael Stipe claimed happened to him at the San Francisco airport. I guess they have different standards there.

by Anonymousreply 36September 10, 2015 2:40 AM

R36

Sexual assault isn't actually "sexual assault" if the government does it.

As long as they carry a government badge, they can do anything to anyone at anytime.

What a free country!!!

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by Anonymousreply 37September 10, 2015 2:48 AM

These pat downs can definitely get too personal.

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by Anonymousreply 38January 30, 2020 2:56 AM

If you ever get taken aside by TSA and they want to pat you down or give you a hard time, just start moaning very loudly, sexually, and violently. l guarantee you most will stop and let you go about your day within ten seconds.

by Anonymousreply 39January 30, 2020 4:23 AM
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