I'm a pocket gay!

Congratulations, I'm very happy for you.

I don't think 5'8" is that short. I would say 5'6" and under.

5-8 is borderline pocket gay. It depends on how much you weigh.

Move it along tiny tot.

I want to be a pocket gay!!

OP is George Snuffleupagus.

I love a cute pocket gay.

So...randomly this pocket gay fucked me and it was REALLY good because he could get in all these positions and I was totally into it. My pocket gay friend also said that he loves being a top cuz he can just "get right in there". Being 6'1, it is true, I have to work at it more when they're on their backs...and lift them up and then the hole is on an angle...but the pocket gay is just like right at hole-level. That's your advantage...now go forth and multiply.

short guy--im like mr cellophane

Midgets are adorable (from a distance).

5'6" here. I like being short. My hole's tighter and I feel like a little prince when I'm spending lots of money. Like stompy Joffrey.

I approve of this thread.

But look at your first words, OP: "I noticed." You noticed him! The world noticed you! Even aside from your huge cock.

Sorry OP, but unless you are in the midwest, you are not a pocket gay.

If you're in NYC, you are probably on slightly the tall side of average height.

wow, 5'8"? what does that mean for the rest of us?

under 5"10 in nyc basically no one want to date you

It's interesting being short. Guys up to about 6'1 never notice me. The really tall ones do however. I figure it's because everyone is short to them so a pocket gay is just as short as someone who's 5'10

That's ridiculous R16

Particularly as I've found that every guy 5'71/2 inches tall and up, "rounds up" to 5'10"

Think about the most common ethnic groups in NYC - Irish, Italian, J*wish, Puerto Rican, Chinese - not a lot of tall genes there

I thought a pocket gay was 5'5" and under. I joined Grindr just recently and was surprised of the size of the guys on there.

The majority of the guys I saw on my Grindr were 5'-6" to 5'-10". It was rare to see guys 6' and over. The standard seemed to be 5'8" and 160. I apparently was considered a grotesque giant at 6'2" and 230.

Not because of your height, r19.

Guys who are built and short can be incredible sex partners. Just saying.

How tall is Andrew Keenan-Bolger? I'd date him, pocket or not.

5'7" here and always guys 6ft or taller. The taller the better.

OP spends a lot of time thinking about himself.

I can't believe this far into the thread no one has asked OP how big his "huge cock" actually is.

R23, if you're hot, I'll take you

5'6" here--if you are 5"11, 6", 6'1"-there arent many men who wont date you for height reasons. But, There are a lot of guys that are not interested in dating short guys (and btw, I have a v good body and a huge cock-which, I guess, they will never know)

Cocks always look bigger on shorter guys. That's why a lot of porn stars (gay and straight) are on the short side.

Armond Rizzo is a fucking midget.

5'2" is not a "midget"

R19 here. Yes, you are correct R20, I should be at a weight of 140 to 160. I forgot about DL standards.

I really do like short jacked guys. There is a group of guys at the gym that are under 5'5" and they are gigantic. Very nice.

I will take anything I can get at this point.

For me, "pocket gays" don't blend in at all. I never miss one.

R19, are you a chunk?

I like being short it makes my 8" look like 11".

6'2" 230 is just my type.

How tall is Sean Hayes' pocket-gay husband, Scott?

He looks TOTES ADORBS!

Maybe one of you will get off your rump and start a new thread linking the "Trouble" lip-sync vid that Sean and Scott produced, and you can see what I'm talking about.

No one wants to make that much effort for anything having to do with Sean Hayes.

Ah. I sensed resistance. I wondered if Sean was the objection.

R14 and R18 are right - there aren't a lot of tall guys in New York. 5'8 to 5'9 isn't considered short.

I'm 6'2 and I only feel tall in New York and Miami. Very few guys my height or taller.

In the Midwest, I'm just slightly above average it seems.

Short people live longer

Well, if there's no great affection for Hayes here, has anyone got any tips about breaking up his marriage?

What's a good attractant for pocket gays (other than network sit-com residuals, of course)?

Ruby red slippers, r41.

good one, thanks!

Are you sure, r29?

NYC is full of ethnic shorties. Some are incredibly hot. Others, not.

It may be the only city where you can be a consummate Alpha male at no taller than 5 foot 7. I prefer them taller myself, but this is a great place for the pocket gay.

Sorry, you're not a pocket gay. I hope your dreams aren't dashed.

Isn't pocket gay more than shortness? Don't you have to be a little built (not not huge or roided out) with a nice ass. I mean, I've never hear of short, fat gay men being called pocket gays.

Tall guy here, have always been attracted to and borderline obsessed with pockets. Short guys are hot.

The ultimate pocket gay is JC Moundiux.

I even like it when they're stocky and bearded like gnomes I just am attracted to that type

You're not a pocket gay OP. Sorry about it.

5.7" and under.

Do you think it could a symptom of psychosis, r47?

Sean Hayes is much taller than the husband

Canadian porn star (of the 90s) Buddy Jones owns this thread.

Guys over 6'2" are invisible to me. Five feet to 5'6" are like catnip though I usually avoided them when I was dating because I was 6'8" then and we'd look like a circus act.

It's like every man is endowed with the same level of hotness/cuteness/testosterone but the small size distills it to super-potency. Irresistible.

Tasteful friends, do I really have to be the one to ask?

Does anyone have any links to any pocket gay top porn?

This is a pretty hot clip, r54.

Here's another one, r54.

Pocket gays are so hot!!

When I saw that your link was to YT, I thought it would be the Lollipop Guild. Thank you, r55, for making the easy joke and not disappointing me.

how come i never see guys like R53 in Boston?

R53, I sort of agree

I love pocket gays. They make me feel big, especially with their little mouths and tight butts.

I like to pick them up while fucking them standing.

But then, I also like really big guys who make me feel boyish.

Basically, I'm a slut.

Short is not the same thing as pocket. 5'8" is not pocket. Don't need pocket wannabes. Stand up straight.

The time has come for Pocket Pride. I would gladly attend a Pocket Pride Parade.

OP you say you're a pocket gay. Questions: Are you a HOT pocket? Is your pocket HOT? Just wondering.

Elijah Wood is a good example of a celebrity pocket gay.

No, OP, you're just in the range of the unremarkable average.

I noticed, you noticed.

Does weight have anything to do with being a pocket gay?

I'm like 5'7" and weigh around 105.

A guy I used to flirt with on some site years back said "oh wow I could just put you in my pocket" or something like that. Did not even realize he was referring to this "pocket gay" thing. lol

Christian Siriano is a pocket.

I'm 6'1" in NYC and yes 5'8" and below is too short. Not for a hook up, but I wouldn't want to date a midget.

Guys over 5'10 have short life spans and are too expensive to feed.

Women love tall men. I grab every female's eye when I enter the room. I'm 6'4" 220. It's biological coding. Males fear taller/larger men. Gay guys give me side-eye until they realize I'm attractive.

Can we stop with the phrase Pocket Gay? It's cringe-inducing. Why are you giving credit to stupid Jack from Will and Grace. Let this phrase die, please!

[quote]I'm like 5'7" and weigh around 105.

You're just short and frail. Not a pocket.

Does anyone but DL use the term pocket gay.

I mentioned it to friends but no one had heard it before

thank you [R70] for confirming

R70, I've seen a number of tall-short relationships

Scientology's head psycho David Miscavage fits the bill, topping out at 5 foot 1. Tammy Cruise towers over him at 5 foot 5 or whatever he is.

You're still not a pocket gay OP.

Me so tiny

There really is a pot for every lid. I know a pocket gay who's only 5'4" and his 5'7" boyfriend is head over heels in love with him because FINALLY he can be the taller one and the "outside spoon" in bed etc.

(The 5'7" boyfriend is a top)

Love, love, love the Pocket Gays! Nothing is hotter, OP. I love to get my hands all over a short man. Be generous, OP. Be generous with it.

cute pocket gays regularly get molested

Life is good.

5'8" is perfectly acceptable, I mean the huge cock helps too, but yeah, I'd be fine with that length ... I mean height.

AKB is 5'4". You can plant your dick inside him and carry him around all day.

I want to be so deep inside Josh Hutcherson...

There is no such thing as a pocket gay.

I love short men. So solid looking and usually perfectly proportioned.

The biggest dick I have ever seen in my life, was on the shortest guy I've ever known. And I don't mean relative, either. could hit me over the head and knock me out, massive. I've noticed with short men, a couple of times.

Short guys with cocky attitudes make me weak in the knees

Short guys with cocky attitudes make me laugh at them.

I was wondering if I classify as a pocket gay? I am 5ft 2 ½ in and 124 lbs.. Pete

Interestingly, lots of male movie stars are in the 5'8" range and happen to have large heads and faces. That combo shows up well on screen apparently

I’m 6’2” and live in Boston. When I went to Amsterdam. It was interesting because everyone, seemingly, was quite tall. I noticed two things. In a crowded, loud bar, I didn’t need to lean down to speak into an ear to be heard. Also, I couldn’t see over the heads of the crowd. It was unexpectedly discombobulating. I do both in the US, seemingly everywhere.

At 6'8" I'm at the freakishly tall spectrum of height, but I think I'd still rather be tall than short. The unspoken advantages if height help you succeed in a straight world.

love well proportioned pocket gays with round asses. so easy to get them into various positions, easy to pick them up and move them around and all the good parts are close together and easily accessible. "going down" is a lot shorter and quicker than with tall guys.

and avg sized cocks look bigger on wiry pocket gays