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Nathan Fillion and Jason Bateman

What secret way do you have to tell them apart?

by Anonymousreply 29January 3, 2018 12:00 AM

I see someone is off their meds.

by Anonymousreply 1February 25, 2015 1:49 AM

Only Fillion's cock tastes like piss and bacon grease.

by Anonymousreply 2February 25, 2015 8:05 PM

Fillion is sexy. Bateman? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 3February 25, 2015 8:36 PM

You put them next to Ricky Shroeder and the one Schroeder hisses at is Bateman.

Or you put them next to Alfonso Ribeiro and the one he falls down in front of and kisses their foot, that's Bateman.

by Anonymousreply 4February 25, 2015 8:50 PM

I find it pretty easy to tell them apart based on the fact they look and sound nothing alike.

by Anonymousreply 5February 25, 2015 8:52 PM

Eyes.

by Anonymousreply 6February 25, 2015 8:57 PM

One has a big, fat ass - the other doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 7February 25, 2015 8:59 PM

Well, Nathan Fillion is FAT.

by Anonymousreply 8February 25, 2015 9:02 PM

It's easy. One looks just like Nathan Fillion and is called Nathan Fillion. The other looks just like Jason Bateman and is called Jason Bateman.

by Anonymousreply 9February 25, 2015 9:11 PM

Nathan Fillion is just slightly less bland looking than Bateman.

by Anonymousreply 10February 25, 2015 9:18 PM

If Jason Bateman were a food he'd be a rice cracker.

by Anonymousreply 11February 25, 2015 9:20 PM

Even I can tell them apart and I'm not even white.

by Anonymousreply 12February 25, 2015 9:20 PM

While I can tell them apart, I agree with OP. I have always thought they look a lot alike.

Don't pick on the OP.

by Anonymousreply 13February 25, 2015 9:25 PM

Nate has an ass nsfw

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by Anonymousreply 14February 25, 2015 9:47 PM

I'll show you later.

by Anonymousreply 15February 25, 2015 10:06 PM

They are half-brothers- I thought it was common knowledge.

by Anonymousreply 16February 25, 2015 11:53 PM

R16 is correct. And that's what makes the fact that they're also ex-lovers even more disturbing. THAT is common knowledge, too. I've see photos. Jason refuses to talk about it and of course Nathan is so deep in the closet he has found his first pair of pumps he thought his girlfriend threw away before he (secretly) married her this week. I heard Jason is very upset. His wife, Paul Anka's daughter, is trying to be understanding. But then she's completely unaware that Jason and Paul had a thing going for years, too.

Jason also had ulcerative colitis so bad he had a colostomy, and it turned Nathan off so much that's why they split. Although Nathan loved fucking, and with the colostomy Jason complained that he never had been fresher down there. So I think Nathan, who always played the field, had just gotten tired of Jason, because everyone knows Nathan has that thing for amputees and that's why he spends all that time "volunteering" at the military hospitals, because he's really just looking for stump tricks.

There already have been at least seven threads about these things, so I don't know why it's been dredged up yet again. Even the part about their three-way with Kirk Cameron and how Nathan punched his face in because he talked so dirty and mean. Nathan hates potty-mouthed closet cases when they're in drag. We all know that. And Kirk even had traces of nail polish visible in the Christmas movie fiasco he was in. You can see it. And all his kids are test-tube/implant kids. That's why he hasn't been arrested to fucking around with the oldest, who he has been taking up to Canada for trysting for a couple years because the age of consent is younger there.

That's where he ran into the guys from SUPERNATURAL. But that's another story and there are four threads on that already, too. And the Will Smith thing with the guy who plays the angel, but that was mainly just a $cio move to try to get him into the gym where Travolta could "just show up" and do the orgy thing where Will wears that Mexican wrestling mask and lies in the sling with his spider legs up in the air. But the Angel guy is more a bottom so he didn't want any of it, and he ended up with James Spader because he likes fatties.

And you know Justine Bateman also had a thing going with Nathan, too, when he was playing bi and needed a beard? She was adopted, too, and the family had her undergo cosmetic surgery several times as a child to try to get her to look like Jason, which she kind of does. But Nathan is so fat and she has that cancer-and-heroin thing going so she's really skinny. And she's been selling babies for Chinese medical tonics for years, anyway, and it must be the guilt. I think there was a thread on that, too, and how she had gotten with Martha Stewart's daughter on the rebound but it didn't work out.

Good thread, OP.

by Anonymousreply 17February 26, 2015 12:14 AM

They don't look anything alike. Nathan is sexy in a prone to chub out, sci-fi geek/nerdish way. I really like his voice.

by Anonymousreply 18February 26, 2015 12:32 AM

I think of Nathan as Fat Jason.

by Anonymousreply 19February 26, 2015 12:34 AM

One's half-English and married to Paul Anka's daughter, the other Canadian. Which are equivalent.

Loved their leaked sex tape.

Fillion was effin' sexy on "2 Guys And A Girl". Him and Ryan Reynolds. Who would have thunk it?

by Anonymousreply 20February 26, 2015 12:46 AM

Jason has a sex tape?!?

by Anonymousreply 21February 26, 2015 12:54 AM

R17-

I love you.

by Anonymousreply 22February 26, 2015 2:46 AM

Jason is cut. Nathan is uncut.

Don't ask me how I know.

by Anonymousreply 23February 26, 2015 3:21 AM

I open my eyes and look at them.

by Anonymousreply 24February 26, 2015 3:23 AM

Seriously?

They really don't look alike. Like at all!

by Anonymousreply 25February 26, 2015 3:24 AM

[quote]You put them next to Ricky Shroeder and the one Schroeder hisses at is Bateman. Or you put them next to Alfonso Ribeiro and the one he falls down in front of and kisses their foot, that's Bateman.

I've always wondered why [italic]It's Your Move[/italic] wasn't a [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] spin-off despite having the same production company and some of the same creators. Is that because Jason was actually funnier than Ricky was and Ricky wanted him off his show?

by Anonymousreply 26February 26, 2015 3:28 AM

It's like me and Wally Cox

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by Anonymousreply 27January 2, 2018 11:01 PM

Stana Katic can stand to be in the same room with Jason.

by Anonymousreply 28January 2, 2018 11:54 PM

Nathan isn’t in terrible movies with Jennifer Maniston

by Anonymousreply 29January 3, 2018 12:00 AM
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