Colby Keller's bellowing

When?

He somehow manages to be sexy and disturbing at the same time. Very creepy vibe.

An intellectual, philosophical gay porn star is not everyone's cup of tea.

Hot

Colby is only an "intellectual" in his own damn mind. Bitch please.

r4, cunt, no.

R3/R%, oh please Mary. He's about as intellectual as a lemon wedge.

I know someone who knew him a few years ago, and he said Colby Keller is kinda dumb.

His "bellowing" is the single worst thing about him as a performer. He's as bad as the whining Jeff Palmer, or any number of airhead chicks in straight porn who don't know how to shut up when they're getting fucked.

I love him. He's beautiful. He can bellow over me any time.

Just not my type. The already out-of-date lumbersexual beard, the "philosophizing" (though he is not particularly well read), the calls for money... big turn-offs.

R3 = Colby

R7 is the only person who answered the question

Didn't he invent the man bun in gay porn?

If so, he should be in the Gay Porn Hall of Fame.

What happened to his "Fifty State on a Cum-Stained Mattress in a Van Project"?

Did that come to completion?

I was a fan but I'm tired of his pretension.

That said, I find his bellowing to be sexy as hell.

I hooked up with Colby in D.C. off of Manhunt circa 2009. I knew exactly who he was but pretended that I didn't.

Did he bellow?

He did when he came, yes.

R15, what do you look like? I'm curious what his type is. TIA, or thanks anyway if you don't wish to share.

R18, I'm tall, with a lean muscled build, bubble butt ass and a handsome face. WASPy kind of D.C. gay.

Did he talk about me, R15?

Thanks R15! I'd love more juicy details but I know it's NOMB.

People that aren't actually that intelligent and educated often mistake pseudo-pretension for being "an intellectual".

Colby seems like a nice guy and I find him sexy, but he does try way too hard in his public image (and his bellowing)

Colby is so hot. Probably the hottest guy working in pron at the moment. I can't count the number of times I've jerked off to his videos. Everything about him is perfect.

It's nice that he's a smart guy too.

I honestly have to laugh at the people arguing over his intelligence or lack thereof. He's a porn star. Who cares if he's smart or whether he thinks he is? He's hot as fuck.

And yes, the bellowing is a turn on.

"People that ..."

"People who ..."

Was I a dumbass?

He sounds like a woman faking her orgasm. Only Jessie Coulter is worse. I hate it, because it's so over the top you know it's being done for dramatic effect.

he can bellow all over me.

I know that Colby, on occasion, visits DL.

He is amused by the attention.

R26, exactly. It's distracting and cheesy. He's got permanent O-face or something.

I'm with R27 on this one. It would be too hot to earn that bellow

The best of Colby Keller

I dont get it. What bellowing are you guys talking about?

This is why Jennifer North went to Paris.

Art films.

Nudies!

ART NUDIES!

He's singing at the tip top lounge and grill

I thought he was hot until someone posted a link to his blog here, and among the "erotic" photos on his blog was one of little children. That pedo shit is disgusting (and these were pre-pubescent kids, not even teens). So the creep can go fuck himself.

r35, anyone that uses the word pedo has issues. Get into therapy, fragile flower, and point on the doll where Uncle Bob touched you.

Colby rolled in dough

Thursday seems like colby day

What is he doing today?

What's all this about Major Bellows?

There's something about him that's a real turn on. He's not super handsome, super built, super "big" or super adept at having sex. But the whole package turns me on. Can't put my finger on it..

R40, I get it. I think the appeal is that he fakes it so well - you feel like he's actually into it. It makes it easier to imagine what it would be like to have sex with him "for real"

And I would say he's super built, especially now that he is apparently juiced.

he is, he looked more fun and sexy before her juiced

link please

to bellowing

Link

I think he's gorgeous. R40 either likes a very specific type or he's just picky. I love furry blondes and Colby has a nice, handsome face and a perfect cock. He can bellow over me all he wants.

You and me both, R45.

he's very communistical

He does know well what will please a "lady"

Still talking about this used up ho? Intellectual my ass! Creepy best describes him. Meh to that ordinary but hairy body. He always comes off as that man with the boarded up house the kids try to avoid on the way from school.

cutie patootie, aaron schlock is just jealous

R49 sounds jealous.

Very sexy man, IMHO!

Unclean anus!

prettyl buttocks

When so many porn performers seem drugged into semi-coherence or just bored, Colby always does his job very enthusiastically. The fact that he is muscular, hairy and well-equipped doesn't hurt either.

gosh, darn it

I think most everything about Colby is hot. Except when he lets his beard grow out too much. I like it more trimmed than a full on beard.

Of course, I'm talking looks .... I NEVER watch any non porn babbling or read his blog, etc.

I've watched a few of his gay advice videos for Manhunt, etc ......... nothing too unbearable there.

cutie patootie

How is Colby Keller's crowd sourced amateur porn tour going?

Having read his blog in a while

R49 and R55 are on the money. He's definitely an oxymoron (a hot creep).

Is he still with that Karl Marxxx guy or is he now dating Dale Cooper? I've heard both. Anyone know?

You don't do porn and not have SOME part of you fucked up.

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^^See? Fucked in the head.

He's not seeing that Karl guy or dale

He broke up with Dale on VERY bad terms.

How is even with someone? I feel like he's one of those guys who is "easy like Sunday morning" and all about the flow.

R36, STFU loser. I said "pedo" because that's what he is. The kids in the picture couldn't have been more than 10 years old. Go fuck yourself, pedo.

r35 r69, not all pictures of nude children send people into the bathroom to rub one out. And if they do, it's not the photographer's problem, it's yours.

I couldn't care less about pictures of kids, fully dressed or not. Which is why, when YOU name it, you Claim it. Get into therapy. Tell the nice man what Uncle Bobby did to you, precious flower.

For some reason I want to see Colby have sex with P. Allen Smith. I want to see that big old Mary go top and bottom with Keller.

whore he is

His feet are ugly; he doesn't groom them. Also, he has toe nail fungus.

he grows it on purpose

I use to think that as well about his feet, R73, but he recently shot a few videos at MyFriendsFeet, one of them with Johnny Hazzard worshipping his feet, and I have to admit his feet look nice in that video. They were well-groomed and clean for once!

There was also a lot of classic Keller moaning and bellowing in that video too near the end.

did he sing his song of "means of production"?

[quote]His feet are ugly

FEETS!

FEETS ARE UGLY!

I love you, R71! Although since I always refer to him as "P. Allen Bottom," I doubt that he'd be willing to top.

R33 wins

hump

He's a bareback cumdump so that kills any attractive qualities.

I like his bareback stuff, best films he's done yet keep it up and keep squirting dat cum out

Whenever I've seen him on Scruff he's looking to bottom.

I think he's cute but his cum face is way too much.

Colby, my love? If you're reading this, less is more.

I still want him in me, QUITE deeply.

He's so hot.

Any recommendations of his best scenes?

Eh...No thanks.

Not helpful, R87.

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Colby Keller came out for Donald Trump today. He's a fucking pig.

[quote] An "intellectual," "philosophical" gay porn star is not everyone's cup of tea.

Fixed it for you, r3.

Gay men everywhere will love my well thought-out endorsement of Donald Trump, especially on such a day as today! My career is really taking off!

The control tower aborted your takeoff, you dumb motherfucking vertical stabilized mess...