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If you were to ask 10 of your best straight male friends to show you their penis,

how many of them would oblige and whip it out?

Any of them?

No activity, no touching. Just a generous peek.

by Anonymousreply 84January 31, 2020 12:23 PM

I've only asked 2. One said yes and one said no. The one who said yes let me touch it and play with it a bit (he did not get an erection) but he did touch mine and I had one - he didn't stroke it or anything, just grabbed it and admired the girth. I also asked another friend if I could feel his through his pants when he had a hard on and he let me - but when it started to escalate he stopped it. I think knowing me they would be afraid that I wouldn't just look, but if they didn't have that fear I think they would say yes.

by Anonymousreply 1January 31, 2015 4:06 PM

I play softball with mine, none of us are towel dancers so I have seen it all.

by Anonymousreply 2January 31, 2015 4:15 PM

R2, tell us more. Any BIG surprizes? SMALL surprizes?

by Anonymousreply 3January 31, 2015 4:18 PM

I don't know anybody straight or gay who has 10 best friends.

This must be a question for 21 and younger. I'm hitting 50 and that question would be so out of place to my married with children friends.

by Anonymousreply 4January 31, 2015 4:19 PM

$18 OP? Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 5January 31, 2015 4:22 PM

What gay male has ten straight male friends?

by Anonymousreply 6January 31, 2015 4:24 PM

all of them. Guys in general are so gay. grabass and hitting eachother in the nuts and penis showing games are popular for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 7January 31, 2015 4:29 PM

R2 I do.

R3 In general most were small than I would have suspected. Not a shaver nor a trimmer amongst them. All mushrooms in forests.

by Anonymousreply 8January 31, 2015 4:32 PM

r8 ewwwwwwwww, you might've gotten a w&w for that if it was worded better though.

by Anonymousreply 9January 31, 2015 4:35 PM

I love penis.

by Anonymousreply 10January 31, 2015 4:39 PM

r8 - next time you are in the locker room, just say to them all at once:

Hasn't any one of you ever once had a girlfriend tell you to trim your goddamn pubes?

You all look like princess tiny meat. That's gay for penis' that look microscopic.

Then close your locker and exit while shaking your head.

Then right before you leave the lockerroom, turn to them and declare:

YOUR WELCOME.

Fin.

by Anonymousreply 11January 31, 2015 4:41 PM

I've never even imagined asking for just a look; if I'm interested enough to look, I sure as hell wouldn't want to stop there.

by Anonymousreply 12January 31, 2015 4:45 PM

I had a friend whip it out in front of his wife to prove that he was cut.To this day I still don't know why he did it because I believed that he was cut.Needless to say he became a fundie and stopped whipping out his cock.

by Anonymousreply 13January 31, 2015 4:45 PM

R11 Absolutely not.

I would never say anything of the kind, nor do I think it. If you want bush, sport bush.

by Anonymousreply 14January 31, 2015 4:45 PM

This thread is 0/10 in more ways than one.

by Anonymousreply 15January 31, 2015 5:53 PM

ROTFL. The thought of it is hilarious. All the straight guys I know who are accepting of gays are accepting as long as there is no chance of gays seeing their hetero cocks.

by Anonymousreply 16January 31, 2015 6:12 PM

R16 is totally right. I have great straight friends but I would never ask them to show me their cocks. I would be offended if a straight female friend asked me to show her my cock.

by Anonymousreply 17January 31, 2015 6:18 PM

I wouldn't even want to w/ my straight male friends...I don't even have ten. Well, on FB I guess I have 100s but whatever - I never see any of them.

I see enough dick at steamworks.. what's the point.

by Anonymousreply 18January 31, 2015 6:19 PM

SInce six of my straight male friends have already asked to show me their penises (two for medical reason, two for "size and shape" questions, and two for introductions to erotic curiosity in their weakened, horny moments) and three others I've seen in showers and locker rooms, the OP's question is moot. And naive.

The 10th is an elderly gentleman who does not need to be bothered with such a request. Although he would, if asked, laugh uproariously and pull his trousers down to oblige.

by Anonymousreply 19January 31, 2015 6:23 PM

Are you 18, OP?

I can't imagine randomly asking 10 gay friends if I could see their cocks, let alone 10 straight friends.

They'd all seriously wonder about my mental health.

by Anonymousreply 20January 31, 2015 6:26 PM

R16 has it right. No doubt about it.

by Anonymousreply 21January 31, 2015 6:29 PM

None. They are all attorneys over 40.

by Anonymousreply 22January 31, 2015 10:29 PM

Depends on the Str8 guy to be honest. Some str8 guys thrive on gay attention. They love being the object of someone's desire and they don't care if it's a guy or a girl. Some guys are just super flirts and love that energy. Other str8 guys would be completely put off or upset by the idea of a gay guy paying them any kind of attention.

I've had some straight friends or coworkers go out of their way to work in a description of their body or their dick into a conversation just because they think I'll be turned on by it. But you know if you pushed it any further, they would completely shut down and you end up looking like the predator.

by Anonymousreply 23January 31, 2015 10:45 PM

I sucked off a few of my frat brothers so it is possible.

by Anonymousreply 24January 31, 2015 10:59 PM

Probably 3. I didn't ask it just came up and there was drinking involved. Wives/ girlfriends were involved too. One guy had a 8 inch flaccid penis. His wife was bummed because she's tiny and said it was too big for fucking( vagina is only 6 inches deep). It was all harmless and in good fun. These guys loved showing off to whomever would pay attention. If the guy is secure in his sexuality he most likely won't care.

by Anonymousreply 25January 31, 2015 11:00 PM

Did you suck any of these guys?

by Anonymousreply 26January 31, 2015 11:04 PM

[quote]$18 OP? Seriously?

Nonsense. In a sea of threads about women it's refreshing to have even some threads about guys and cocks.

I've probably seen all my straight buddies naked in locker rooms or in saunas but tbh I'm not too sure how many would whip out dick for me without a reason. Knowing me they'd know it'd be sexual and that would give them pause. I did take nude pics of guys at one point and couple of them were my friends so they did whip it out for that. Actually almost every guy I asked was willing to pose nude for me.

But without any real reason I'd say very few.

by Anonymousreply 27January 31, 2015 11:27 PM

Big guys show, small ones don't. Same as ever.

by Anonymousreply 28January 31, 2015 11:30 PM

Were the buds to photographed hard?

by Anonymousreply 29January 31, 2015 11:32 PM

R29, not my buds, but couple of other guys were. They probably would've gone for it had I asked nicely but I didn't need them hard.

by Anonymousreply 30January 31, 2015 11:45 PM

I can think of one or two who might, depending on how drunk they were and how private that conversation was (i.e. they wouldn't ever do it in public or at a bar, but there are at least SOME circumstances where they probably would).

by Anonymousreply 31January 31, 2015 11:48 PM

"I didn't need them hard"...said no gay man ever!

by Anonymousreply 32January 31, 2015 11:53 PM

Heh, R32. Believe me I would've happily clicked away until the salty finish had I been in charge of the end product. But no, tbh I enjoyed taking pics more without the boners. I'm in no way against porn (especially since I consume it on daily basis) but suddenly realizing you're filming porn when your model is getting wanked by his fellow female model makes you feel you've crossed some kind of line.

Most shoots were just me and the male model, though. But when you're trying to get a great picture the situations are not really sexy. I noticed my buddies were sort of disillusioned when they noticed how unglamorous it was. I doubt they really did it for sexual reasons but there still probably was some sexual curiosity about having your cock and balls star in a photo shoot, even if it was by your gay buddy. There were no accidental boners on either side.

by Anonymousreply 33February 1, 2015 12:38 AM

Why would I be talking to my straight friends about their penises? I guess the only subject OP has on his mind is cock. .. Probably because he isn't getting any.

by Anonymousreply 34February 1, 2015 12:45 AM

I've seen most of my best straight male friends' asses...I think I could convince most of them to turn around.

by Anonymousreply 35February 1, 2015 12:47 AM

It really is not that big a deal and yes even tiny men will show.

by Anonymousreply 36February 1, 2015 12:16 PM

I'm just extremely curious about it.

Do you wonder?

by Anonymousreply 37February 14, 2015 2:21 PM

I don't have 10 straight guy friends. The ones that I do would probably never speak to me again if I asked.

by Anonymousreply 38February 14, 2015 2:24 PM

I don't have 10 straight friends. I take martial arts class 2-3x week and the guys are all straight but there's no nudity in the lockers rooms and not a chance I would ever ask.

I think straight guys who are comfortable with gays know that we are not going to be predators (I.e. Treat them like young men treat women) so asking would just erode all the trust. The homophobes in my family still think every gay man is lusting after their wrinkly asses and dying to penetrate them. If I hear one more joke about keeping your back to the wall, a cork in your ass, you wouldn't want to bend over in front of him blah blah blah. They're more obsessed with asses than me.

by Anonymousreply 39February 14, 2015 2:40 PM

I saw my pal's cock at the gym. No biggie.

by Anonymousreply 40February 14, 2015 3:02 PM

this.never.happened!

by Anonymousreply 41February 14, 2015 3:15 PM

R41 You. Are. Wrong.

by Anonymousreply 42February 14, 2015 5:43 PM

Thank you for your responses.

by Anonymousreply 43March 7, 2015 2:06 PM

none. most guys are insecure about their manhood, unless if they are an exhibitionist, they wouldn't do it.

by Anonymousreply 44March 7, 2015 2:30 PM

I wouldnt want to see ANY of my straight friends' junks..except one, and I've already seen his. He will whip it out wherever. It's too bad he's straight because we have more in common with each other than anyone else, and he has a great cock...but sadly, he is straight.

by Anonymousreply 45March 7, 2015 2:47 PM

I have found that most of the time when I guess, I'm wrong.

And, the guys with the nicest-looking penises often aren't all that in the face.

by Anonymousreply 46March 20, 2015 12:44 PM

Naked hot tub fun. We blew each other.

Another friend: I blew him almost out of pity.

Another friend: we traded dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 47March 20, 2015 1:30 PM

Usually I ask the girlfriends or wives of str8 friends about their cocks. I am usually (always) drunk when i do this and feel embarrassed about it when I remember the next day. So far I haven't asked any to see their cock but I can't think of any of them that would. On the other hand these guys are all married or attached and I think would prevent them from showing even though its to a guy. I would say most of them would whip it out if they were single. If you ever watch cam4 it's amazing how many str8 guys are on there just because they love to show their cocks and don't care who sees it.

by Anonymousreply 48March 20, 2015 1:57 PM

R7 has no experience of locker rooms outside of TV, movies and porn.

by Anonymousreply 49March 20, 2015 8:48 PM

R49 is correct.

by Anonymousreply 50April 8, 2015 1:08 PM

Any other sightings?

by Anonymousreply 51April 26, 2015 2:34 PM

I don't want to see my friends cocks at all. Straight or gay, is that weird?

by Anonymousreply 52April 26, 2015 2:45 PM

Depending on how drunk they were, probably most. Some of my straight friends are randy pussybounds like love talking about their own cocks.

by Anonymousreply 53April 26, 2015 3:05 PM

One did, one time. It was huge. He went commando in jeans all the time. So I asked him if I could look at it. Then I touched it. Then I touched it with my mouth until white stuff spurted out the end. Just delicious. My friend still says he's str8, though.

by Anonymousreply 54April 26, 2015 3:09 PM

I'm very curious about it. I basically walk around all the time trying to imagine what is in every guy's pants. And in the case of guys I spend a lot of time with, I have fairly developed theories.

by Anonymousreply 55April 27, 2015 1:07 AM

R48 - You got to keep it together. That's pretty vulgar to ask your girl friends about that. It sounds seedy.

by Anonymousreply 56April 27, 2015 1:24 AM

I had one female friend who tended to overshare about that sort of thing. But I would much rather see it than have it described to me.

by Anonymousreply 57May 17, 2015 1:09 AM

I've seen most of my str8 pals dick and they've seen mine....we all go to the same gym plus many of my nudes were leaked...I've even reblogged some of my nudes on tumblr...its too much to strike them all down...just didnt appreciate the sex vids....don't fuck with that and we r good. adam9x6.tumblr.com

by Anonymousreply 58December 17, 2016 2:52 AM

Is this you, R58?

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by Anonymousreply 59December 17, 2016 3:32 AM

Who has 10 friends. gay or straight?

by Anonymousreply 60December 17, 2016 3:49 AM

certainly a couple. not all though.

by Anonymousreply 61December 17, 2016 3:49 AM

I have 3 really good guy friends and 2 guys who are occasional friends. I've seen all their dicks. I went to high school with 4 and grew up hanging out with the other guy who's mom was my mom's best friend. I've peed next to them so many times I can't count. I've also showered with most in locker rooms after games. Honestly I'm sort of bored by their dicks at this point.

My office has urinals without dividers. Guess what, I've seen most of the guys I work with too. There is one guy I'd like to see, but he always uses the stall.

by Anonymousreply 62December 17, 2016 3:51 AM

"Hey, do you mind if I take a peek at your WHINGWHANG?!?!?"

by Anonymousreply 63December 17, 2016 3:52 AM

Who the hell has 10 best friends?

by Anonymousreply 64December 17, 2016 4:33 AM

r59 he's on my tumblr...looks like an old co workers closeted ex too hmmmm

by Anonymousreply 65December 17, 2016 6:53 AM

Join the military, OP. You'll see so much penis you'll get totally blasė. Eventually you'll find yourself standing in a tent in the desert taking a birdbath shower with 16 naked dudes who look like Sean Cody models talking about golf.

by Anonymousreply 66December 17, 2016 7:09 AM

Although I was discrete about it, I was the only queen in a group at the high school I went to. My brother (two years older) was a sports god to these guys, like me they were younger than he, and so they put up with me. I think there were about five of us (we lived pretty close to one another). I saw their cocks and blew all of them eventually. It wasn't a big deal. I thought it was hot, and they did too -- at least in the sense of their getting off no strings attached. No reciprocation. One of them told my brother after a while and he put a stop to it and told me that if I was going to give I should get (he was older and wiser than his years). I stayed friends with those guys, I liked them.

That's long ago. I don't have 10 "best" friends of any kind. I do have a close friend who is straight and actually the best-looking guy I know well. I have never seen him completely naked. I've seen two of my three good friends who are gay naked one way or another. It was no big deal.

by Anonymousreply 67December 17, 2016 7:22 AM

It depends on how close they feel to you, how comfortable they are with you, and also on how kinky/exhibitionist they are. I have 2 straight friends who would do it any time I asked, as long as we were alone. Most, though are rather shy about it and also worried that it might lead to something else. Especially if they are homohpobic. I have one straight friend who is homophobic, but oddly we all took showers at a campground once, and he had no problem standing naked in front of me while drying off. He checked me out too. He has since told me that even back then he knew I am gay. But in the years since, he became more scared and shy. Although about a year ago he hinted that he wanted to visit me because he wanted to see me again. So I don't know what the deal is with him. But if they are homophobic, it is much more difficult. Some men don't care at all; I once had a straight roommate that would walk naked to the shower and back without even thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 68December 17, 2016 7:27 AM

My straight friends regularly ice my buns.

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by Anonymousreply 69December 17, 2016 8:28 AM

2. One, I've played with. He let me video it and eventually we went all the way. The other, he lets me grab it and stroke him.

by Anonymousreply 70December 17, 2016 9:35 AM

No one shows sizemeat by accident.

Plus, drugs go a long way towards showing off. Haven't you hunties ever heard of a "smoke and stroke"?

by Anonymousreply 71December 17, 2016 9:47 AM

[quote] I play softball with mine

Are you referring to your friends here or your penis?

by Anonymousreply 72December 17, 2016 10:29 AM

I remember in high school my one friend was supposedly hung like a horse. One day at lunch, he shouted "I'm hard" and ran to the urinal with all of us following so he could prove it. Damn. He was.

by Anonymousreply 73December 17, 2016 10:57 AM

Lmao R73.

by Anonymousreply 74December 17, 2016 11:23 AM

One guy at camp was hung 10 or 11 inches and on a skinny teen twerp it was monstrous. Exciting for me to see but as far as I could judge, the straight boys had a mix of horror and amusement about that thing.

by Anonymousreply 75December 17, 2016 1:33 PM

Follow-up question: if you thought your straight friend was hot and then asked to see his penis, would you dump if he did and it turned out to be micro-meat? Would he cease to be interesting? Does it depend on how shallow the "friendship" is?

by Anonymousreply 76December 17, 2016 7:07 PM

I would not dump a friend based on the size of his penis.

by Anonymousreply 77December 23, 2016 12:56 AM

Back atcha R273. Mark, a cop I used to work with, really did have a 10-inch cock, and he was such a pervert be'd show it to anyone who wanted to see it. Mark was completely straight and had a different girlfriend every week. One day in the locker room I asked him if he'd let me touch it and he was happy to oblige, as other guys had been allowed to touch it, too.

One night, another officer–let's call him Russ, for that was his name– was using the drive-up window at Jack In The Box. The attendant was a cute young girl who bad obviously been chatted up in the past by Officer Big Dick. "So tell me," she said to Russ, "do you know Mark _____?"

"Oh, yeah," said Russ.

"What do you know about him?" the girl asked.

"I know he's got a 10-inch cock," said Russ.

At which point the girl slammed the window so hard that it cracked. This occurred easily five or six years ago, and that window is still cracked. Every time I drive through that Jack In The Box I'm reminded of Mark and his marvelous 10-inch dick.

by Anonymousreply 78December 23, 2016 1:58 AM

R76 if you would, then you’re not a very good friend.

by Anonymousreply 79January 31, 2020 4:17 AM

They probably wouldn't do it for free but if you gave them five bucks they'd do it in a heartbeat. Straight men have no qualms about showing off if the price is right, and luckily their prices are cheaper than gay guys'.

by Anonymousreply 80January 31, 2020 5:14 AM

Most, if not all. I've seen most of their dicks already through some way or another, straight guys are bizarrely comfortable with nudity amongst other dudes. They're much more inclined to show ass, though. Ah, the stories I could tell...

by Anonymousreply 81January 31, 2020 5:16 AM

I'll say this once -- shaving your pubes doesn't make your dick look any bigger than shaving your head makes you look taller. Period. NEXT!!

by Anonymousreply 82January 31, 2020 5:21 AM

Here here, r82.

by Anonymousreply 83January 31, 2020 12:05 PM

Three of my straight friends I suck off now and then, so I guess I'm ahead of the game.

by Anonymousreply 84January 31, 2020 12:23 PM
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