Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski is One Sexy Man

Exhibit A

Men have pubes.

Exhibit B

meh...

He's not THAT hot!

"Can I call you Rob? You can call me 'Honey'."

He needs to work on his non-existent abs. Even Jason Bieber has abs.

He's a sexy beast, but he does need more body hair to look enticing and not like an off-putting Ken doll.

totally cool fag stag.

He's the only reason we'll be (partially) watching this year's pooper bowl.

Gronk talking about Tebow.

I'll volunteer to keep his pecs waxed.

I volunteer to shave below the belt!

r6, then he said something about being a big polish guy and needed a big sausage, and she piped up and said she needed a big sausage also!!

Honest to god I thought she was going to hump his leg. I wonder if he had her off camera, you know she made herself available.

Suck those man titties

R13 Thanks for the reminder! I'd sort of forgotten about the sausage bit. Padma was being far from subtle.

Exhibit C

mmm mmm good

The Gronkowski brothers

A more recent photo (queeniness for days)

Gronkowski naked showing foot

The Gronkowskis like to "cross swords" at the urinal

In addition to being a beefy, studly hunk of Polish kielbasa, he is also a hell of a nice guy who is not hung up on himself, and genuinely is friendly to people, even total strangers.

Never thought I'd be linking to the Cat Channel

I want a Fathead wall decal of the Gronk pic at R20.

He's got an incredible body, but the appeal is gone when he opens his mouth. He is an unintelligent, overgrown frat boy.

But I guess we don't have to talk. . .

sssssllllllluuuuuuurrrrrrrppppppp!!!!!

I'm more of a Julian Edelman fan. Love my men hairy. Gronk is just too goofy.

AWG

"Gronk" saying he'd be "cool" with a gay teammate if the gay teammate "kept his distance" and "showed him respect" then "he'd respect him back".

he has nice tits

Now you know why they're called "Poles."

When he tries to smile he gets gayface, temporarily.

He said in the video at R10 that he wants to take Tenow's virginity.

Rob Gronkowski Epic Dance Battle ... With Robert Kraft

The Poles were sissies that started WWII. Hitler had a justifiable claim and the Poles were historical abusers of minorities. They even invaded Lithuania and took over their capital Vilnius, then invaded Czechoslovakia when Hitler did and took a piece for themselves.

But then started to cry like the babies there are, when Hitler wanted all the Polish occupied German lands back.

[quote]Men have pubes.

Only gays like pubes. Str8 guys shave.

Rob Gronkowski Takes a Shirtless Selfie With Chandler Jones

he's got an amazing rack!

As a wheelbarrow

Did you see the way Gronk opens wide when he takes that selfie in R36's video? You know he's thinking about taking that big thick black cock in his mouth.

He must be hung like a golf pencil.

Gronk tears it up at the victory parade:

Gronk werks it:

R25 I agree with. I find intelligence very sexy and Gronk is just a big dumb - albeit enthusiastic - puppy. I just want to pat him on the head and say 'Aw, who's a good football player?'

Yes, chugging beers and "spiking" the cans while you're in a victory parade in front of children (or civilized people) is really sexy.

They're all thuggish fratboys.

Ugh. Can't get past that face.

R44, you say that like it is a bad thing, dude. Hot bros.

Gronk needs to be in "Magic Mike 3"!

I'd take him and his fratboy hijinks over fucking prissy Aaron Schock any day, r44

R22 is correct--and from what I've heard, has a healthy disdain for the golddigging types, except of course when they serve a purpose

R48,not sure where I mentioned him.Try to stay on topic, dear.

I thought prisspots like R44/50 were into big galoots like Gronk.

How big is his Polish sausage?

Polish kielbasa is always quite long and fat, R52.

[quote]Try to stay on topic, dear.

fuck off and die

This guy is very, very retarded looking. Any info on where he went to high school and college? Was he in special ed? He had to have been. Not only does he look retarded but he acts very slow.

I enjoyed the article where he said that he would "respect a gay teammate if the gay teammate kept his distance and showed him respect".

He just seems like a big, joyful puppy.

His body is amazing and you bitches would be on it in a fucking second.

The "gay guy keeping his distance" comment is okay with you, R56?

r53: It is also usually perfectly uncut and succulent.

That video was a hoot! Sexy motherfucker.

Hot

He's not the most eloquent person, R57, but I don't think he was exactly being a homophobe there.

Well, no of course not, R61 because he's "hot"...and "white".

I'm not looking for his take on post-colonialism, or the socioeconomic divisions in America today.

I just want him to bust a huge nut all over my fucking face, and then flip me over and ram his cock into me for a few hours.

Sorry if that offends anyone.

He's 25, 6'6", 235 lbs. This morning with Kelly and Michael he spoke with a monotone voice.

Rob has the Acromegaly look.

Gronk is a real dude

hot new photos!

thick jaw + big nose = HUGE cock

Too bad R63, you could use some book larnin.

Someone please cast him "Magic Mike 3: Supersized." Pretty please?

Too bad he's functionally retarded. Hope he's investing well.

I'd like a video of Gronk plowing Timmy Tebow.

[quote]He said in the video at R10 that he wants to take Tenow's virginity.

Too late for that.

Tebow has been keeping a low profile lately.

Under Armour

Mmm. peen bulge and shirtless.

He has a nice hairless anus

Wheres the pic of him and Rogan Richards?

stud

Not at all, man. Geez.

Have a seat on my face bro

Get in line dude!

flex

I NEED HIM TO FUCK ME NOW.

I'm rarely a btm anymore but i'd give that a go..might love it or hate it but somethings are worth a try

I need Gronk and JJ Watt to pass me around like I'm their personal chew toy.

If they could just take turns fucking me and pass me back and forth without my feet touching the ground, it'd be super.

kthxbye

Given how big they both are i'm sure they could handle that if so inclined. But i wouldn't count on it

Hot to death

He's disgusting looking. Weird fetal alcohol syndrome face and strange skin coloring.

What a stud bro!

He knows it

I want to have him inside of me quite deeply

[quote]He knows it

Of course he does. He is a stud, and it is impossible for him not to be aware of that. I mean he doesn't really hide the fact that he gets laid all the damn time.

I'm sure he is kind of a tool, yet I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't let him do whatever he wanted with me.

You gotta wonder about football. I mean Tebow was close to Riley Cooper AND Aaron Hernandez and look where they ended up....

He's probably damn good at sex too. Nails it home

Praying for a nude selfie "leak."

His bulge doesn't seem anything special but i really wouldn't care if he's not well hung with all the rest going on. That ass damn

dudebro fantasy

my type bro

BroBae

I hate the dudebro shite, but ground is a totally sexy hunk

As long as he's not trying to dance.

Richard Sherman and Beef Jerky

Beef jerky looks disgusting. So does this "Gronk" person. He reeks of the working classes.

The Gronk Brothers MEATHEADS UNITE ... For Running Man Challenge

Alpha bros

Gronk's ass

Partial ass

i want inside that ass

Has he pity fucked Aaron Rodgers yet?

Love the Gronk!

Cool bro

FUcking sexy ass

he can run my man challenge any day

Probably all incest brothers.

r115 What the fuck does that even mean? Are you a paaeddo? FUCKING PAEDO

R115, you are disturbed, son

he's got a great smile

Rob Gronkowski "gronk" has the AIDS, you know

The Gronkowskis dancing

Gronkowskis stay together.

He'd probably an amzing lay

Mojo

Nope

Hot damn

With Flo Rida

Boss

I see no evidence of sizemeat.

Poles have long foreskins. Is he intact?

Who cares? His bod is hot

Could you just imagine being under a pile of those men at R121 / Even dad is hot !

Football is so hot

Some clever person needs to catfish him into doing a nude butt twerk and/or jackoff phone/online scene. It shouldn't be difficult; he's not that bright.

That sounds like a nasty deceptive person, not clever

I used to love him, and followed him socially, until his trip to Washington.

Ah, the naive innocence of R134.

Move on a cake recipe thread, darlin'.

Hot bro

Mmmmm

Love him

He hurt his groin today! Any volunteers to examine it and assess the damage? Seriously though, how many surgeries do you have before you consider a different line of work?

Picture it: Gronk plowing JJ Watt's jockstrapped ass doggie-style.

[R75] I used to love him, and followed him socially, until his trip to Washington.

Really? He has “I voted for Frump” written ALL over his big forehead.

I'd sniff his hole

How is his anus? It must be inspected!

Boss

No.