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Does Paul Thomas Anderson cheat on Maya Rudolph?

I mean he must. Look at her!! Yikes!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 57October 18, 2020 7:16 PM

He's no prize either. At least she's funny.

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2015 5:51 AM

He gets off to her mother's voice.

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2015 5:56 AM

I think he pays Phillip Baker Hall to fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2015 5:59 AM

Well he must pay somebody, because she's perpetually pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2015 6:03 AM

Is he still a cokehead?

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2015 6:06 AM

I think he knocks her up so much so he can get a few months off from having to touch her.

He certainly has issues with her, if her appearance in Inherent Vice is any indicator. He made her look as unattractive as possible. I realize he isn't working with much to begin with, but he really slathered it on. She looked like Helen Martin from 227.

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2015 6:10 AM

She is funny and her voice is very sexy. I think he loves having a ton of kids running around. But what do I know.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2015 6:33 AM

They seem like such an odd match. I don't know much about him so I could be wrong.

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2015 6:38 AM

I thought you meant the porn director

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2015 6:39 AM

Well, whatever the reason they're together, it's clear she's completely sapped his talent, because he hasn't made a good film in ages. Is there any way someone could bribe Fiona Apple into getting back together with him?

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2015 9:19 PM

I loved Inherent Vice, particularly Juaquin and Josh Brolin, and think she's foxy. Nice freckles. Unique.

by Anonymousreply 11January 25, 2015 9:24 PM

Is she pregnant again? ENOUGH!

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2015 9:25 PM

He's turned awful looking. Pic of PT Anderson at the link. YUCK.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2015 10:24 PM

She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than him.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2015 10:26 PM

"than he". asshole

by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2015 10:29 PM

He's an alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 16January 25, 2015 10:29 PM

Well who isn't r16?

by Anonymousreply 17January 25, 2015 10:34 PM

I'm not.

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2015 10:39 PM

R15 no it's NOT "than HE" it is THAN HIM. FFS.

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2015 10:40 PM

me neither. (I meant in a Hollywood sense)

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2015 10:42 PM

[quote]because she's perpetually pregnant.

Well, he is a Roman Catholic.

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2015 10:42 PM

Illiterate dumbass at R19. Sit down, shut the fuck up and take notes:

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than him."

Should the sentence continue..

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than him..is."

Than "him is good looking" ?? Who are you, Tarzan?

I'll continue, poorly educated hater:

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than he."

"She's no prize either but she's slightly nicer looking than he...is good looking."

Do you now understand?

It is a grievous error to attack people who are trying to help you.

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2015 10:43 PM

How would you know what he is, R16? And what's a "Hollywood alcoholic?"

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2015 10:44 PM

He left Fionna Apple for Maya.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2015 10:52 PM

Smart move. Fiona's a hot mess?

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2015 10:56 PM

How do you know? Why choose Maya over Fiona?

by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2015 10:57 PM

He's way uglier than her. His gross, whispy facial hair looks like some kind of tropical skin disease growing on his face.

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2015 10:57 PM

Hmmm... PTA used to be pretty cute. What happened?! Have drugs and alcohol aged him that badly?

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2015 10:58 PM

That's a hard looking 44 year old. Yikes.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2015 10:59 PM

He's too coked up to be interested in sex.

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2015 10:59 PM

Um no, he CHEATED ON Fiona Apple with Estella Warren who walked in on them and dumped his ass. Then he hooked up with Maya two years after.

by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2015 11:01 PM

My facial hair looks exactly like his. This is why I've given up on trying to grow a beard.

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2015 11:05 PM

He's a director, not an actor. He's not getting his face sandblasted and filling up with Restaliyne to look like Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2015 11:07 PM

I've met Maya several times in a work environment. She was exceptionally friendly and very easy going. I wish all actresses were like that.

by Anonymousreply 34January 25, 2015 11:10 PM

Bunch of cunts! She's gorgeous, even more so when she's pregnant!

by Anonymousreply 35January 25, 2015 11:10 PM

auteur in the house

by Anonymousreply 36January 25, 2015 11:13 PM

The least pretentious director in Hollywood, even though Inherent Vice was not his best work.

by Anonymousreply 37January 26, 2015 7:49 AM

Pynchon's novels, like Toni Morrison's and Kurt Vonnegut's, are simply unadaptable. There are some things you can do in the novel that doesn't translate well into film.

by Anonymousreply 38January 26, 2015 8:12 AM

[quote]He's way uglier than her.

than she.

by Anonymousreply 39January 26, 2015 8:20 AM

Stop pestering people, smartass!

by Anonymousreply 40January 26, 2015 9:51 AM

No, it IS "than he." Rules of grammar; would you say, "than he (is" or "than him is"? Duh. Than HE...

by Anonymousreply 41January 26, 2015 9:58 AM

Maybe they're happy together and make each other laugh. Who knows what keeps them together but if you're basing an entire relationship on looks, you're doomed. Look at all those beautiful actors and actresses getting married one week and divorced the next, good looks didn't keep them together.

by Anonymousreply 42January 26, 2015 10:09 AM

Maya is attractive, she has an exotic look, she has that Jewish-African American look like Rashida Jones, Tracee Ellis Ross, Lisa Bonet. Wentworth Miller, Slash, Rain Pryor, Jurnee Smollett and Drake, to name a few.

Paul Thomas Anderson is awfully rough looking for a man his age and please don't say raising their kids is exhausting, I'm sure they have a nanny...or two.

by Anonymousreply 43January 26, 2015 10:15 AM

She's a fucking troll.

by Anonymousreply 44January 26, 2015 10:28 AM

For me, it has nothing to do with her looks. She has a naturally sour personality that seeps into every character in every film, and she's a pretentious little snot in interviews.

In one interview, she said people who don't have kids are awful and mean; in another, she said that all her SNL alumni were busy being "brutally honest" while she's gone on to find humor in the little things in life. And the interviews always take the exact same tack: she's amazing, look at all her kids, oh hey did you know her mother was blah blah blah.

PTA is a dink. Rudolph is a snot. They could be gorgeous and this would still be true.

by Anonymousreply 45January 26, 2015 10:29 AM

R22, when did you realize your life was a complete failure and being a bitchy grammar queen whose only validation would come from tearing down strangers on an anonymous message board was all you would ever have?

by Anonymousreply 46January 26, 2015 10:54 AM

He used to be hot as fuck, but now he's turning into Willie Nelson.

by Anonymousreply 47January 26, 2015 11:55 AM

The other director named Paul Anderson - the guy who directs the crappy Resident Evil movies and who's banging Milla Jovovich - is kinda hot.

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by Anonymousreply 48January 26, 2015 11:56 AM

Bump!

Since a lot of the latest "interesting celebrity gossip" thread has been discussing the tea that PTA cheated on Maya Rudolph with Katherine Waterston and I've just come across this thread, this deserves a bump. Any more tea on this motherfucker?

by Anonymousreply 49October 18, 2020 4:03 PM

R13 That pic is from the Dawson's Creek spinoff "Pacey the Homeless Alcoholic."

by Anonymousreply 50October 18, 2020 4:13 PM

R10 must be in a coma in 2017-2018 when Phantom Thread got 6 Oscar nominations and won 1 award. Demented much, nan?

by Anonymousreply 51October 18, 2020 4:17 PM

r49 He likes to play up being some chilled out, nice guy, family man now but good to now that it's bullshit. He got with Maya very soon after Fiona. Nobody changes that quickly, if at all. Poor Maya.

by Anonymousreply 52October 18, 2020 4:30 PM

r52 good to know*

by Anonymousreply 53October 18, 2020 4:30 PM

I love his work but read somewhere that he was extremely mentally abusive to Fiona Apple, who, granted, is a bit batshit, but most artists are.

Love Maya Rudolph, too, but I find them an exceptionally odd couple. They've been together a long time, however, so what do I know? All those SNL gals seem like they're incredibly talented and smart, but have zero luck in relationships, except for Tina Fey and her homunculous.

by Anonymousreply 54October 18, 2020 6:40 PM

r54 Fiona said he also shoved her out a car once. As noted in this thread, he cheated on her too (she weirdly left that out in her New Yorker profile though).

by Anonymousreply 55October 18, 2020 7:03 PM

Maya.....you in danger girl.

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by Anonymousreply 56October 18, 2020 7:16 PM

Maya.....you in danger girl.

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by Anonymousreply 57October 18, 2020 7:16 PM
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