Nigella Lawson

Last I heard, she's going bald, too bad, she's a very attractive woman.

Is she in a wig yet?

Her father was a Conservative politican, wasn't he?

Sexy ass slut

I think she's tremendous.

British hog.

Would that be "hogge?"

I did like her, but one day I realised that I no longer did.

Hot!

Born into privilege, has worked hard for her brand, and is really, really boring.

stunning woman, she doesn't look british at all!

Named after her dad, Nigel. Luckily, for her his name isn't Salman....

The only woman I have ever wanted to fuck.

She seems like a nice woman. Anyone ever work with her?

She seems like she has very low self esteem. Her mother was depressed and abusive, and her ex-husband...well, we know all about him. I feel badly that those two assistants turned on her after over a decade of loyalty, I really do think that Saatchi paid them off to smear her name during the trial.

She has great big jiggly boobs.

I think she's the prettiest woman I've ever seen. Unfortunately, her daughter looks exactly like the ex-husband.

She's a chip off the old block. Helen would be proud.

with all of her choice in men, and she is a very attractive lady, the first husband looked like he had the same condition as stephen hawking and was equally attractive.. the second one looked like a badger in a suit...

bizarre

R11 Me, too -- and I love her sexy voice.

[quote] with all of her choice in men, and she is a very attractive lady, the first husband looked like he had the same condition as stephen hawking and was equally attractive.. the second one looked like a badger in a suit...

[quote] bizarre

You're surprised that a beautiful woman married two not-so-attractie men. Have you ever stepped outside your front door?

Love to beat up dem guts!

Husband number 1 was a respected journalist. Husband 2 is one of Britain's richest men and best known art collectors. Nigella has a mind, she went to Oxford and was a literary editor at the Sunday Times. Daddy was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Mrs Thatcher. A handsome face ain't all that.

R9 ' she doesn't look british at all!' She is British Jewish, both maternal and paternal lines of the family are Jewish.

[quote]Unfortunately, her daughter looks exactly like the ex-husband

That's odd, given she never had any children with him. She only had children with her late husband.

"A handsome face ain't all that."

r21 no but a fat wallet, so she can cook all days is.

She was already well known when she married Sachi-Parker. His vast wealth sure didn't hurt but it wasn't a simple golddigger situation. Wasn't he a friend of her husband's?

I met her at a book signing and she was gorgeous and charming. She also has a fabulous library which is utter book porn.

Is she related to Helen Lawson?

She took the name in tribute to Helen. Her real surname is LeSeur.

A two-a-penny tart.

I love her recipes.

[quote]She was already well known when she married Sachi-Parker.

She was married to Shirley MacLaine's daughter?

She made me nervous: Every time she leaned over the range I was certain one of her big titties would flop into the sauce pot.

She's had terrible luck on all three seasons of The Taste, but I think she's fabulous.

Her episode of Who Do You Think You Are is also very interesting.

The one husband, the guy who "choked" her in public. I love the fact that he left her when she failed to stick up for him and clarify that situation.

Overweight, but gorgeous.

All her recipes are for dessert.

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R25 I don't think she really needed his money or influence, I think she just moves in elite social circles and was hardly going to end up with an ordinary bloke.

Also the Saatchi brothers did do advertising for the Tory party and her ex-husband's brother was Party Chairman and is a Tory peer. Her dad of course was one of the very top men in the Thatcher government.

I began watching "The Taste" because of her, but once I saw Ludo Lefebvre, she faded into the background. One hot little Frenchman!! That face! Those eyes! That haircut! .. And he can cook, too!! Just needs to trim a bit off the waist. But other than that - quel mec!! Il peut me baiser sans arret toute la nuit!

I bet she's a blast with an eight ball and a bottle of scotch

Love her. She is. Goddess of food porn with her sex voice and beautiful face.

The phoniest woman on TV and that's saying a lot!

Total fake and I laugh at anyone who likes her

I guess it doesn't take much to impress them.

Simply adore her.

She has a way with words. Her directions for homemade ice cream tell you to whip the flavored cream mixture until it becomes "voluptuous".

She's delightful. Chacun à son goût.

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she tweeted congratulations to Fry on his wedding

she probably knows a lot about the UK establishment

[quote]She has a way with words. Her directions for homemade ice cream tell you to whip the flavored cream mixture until it becomes "voluptuous".

Ohh I love that about her! Melted butter to her is a "golden pond". Her descriptions are the best.

R40 - I think so too.

Thanks R33. I just watched it on YT. Very interesting. She is so gorgeous. She must be in her mid 50s and can pass for 30 and she doesn't look, well maybe accept for the boobs, like she's had any work done. Such beautiful skin an still a great tight neckline. I had no idea she was Jewish or came from such wealth. I never heard of her family's business but in England it was one of the largest companies ever. Very interesting.

Didn't she used to be on Food Network back when the actually had shows about teaching people how to cook?

She's not as attractive as some have claimed here. She looks like the typical Long Island JAP except that she is even more overweight.

Wasn't she on E! Initially here in America? A true testament to how vapid she is. I'm quite sure she has some kind of passion for food. However she definitely looks like the type that orders at a restaurant while getting choked by a domineering husband.

R50 - I don't think she had a boob job.

Jews are so quick to change their names to blend in. I knew a Jewish family that were converts to Christianity. They did everything you would think a good Christian family would do. They still had the unmistakable Jewish appearance.

If it wasn't for spandex or spanx she would not have that curvy figure. She has lost control over her weight.

I always get the impression that the other judges on The Taste don't take her serious. On one hand I'm "bring something to the table" and on the other hand I think they treat her less serious because she's a woman.

Her weight has been in control of late.

I love her TV persona. She's excessive in every way. On one episode of her show she made "black and blue" steak (burnt on the outside, raw on the inside) and ate it all herself. On another, she made pasta puttanesca, which she preferred to call "whore's spaghetti." At the end of the show, she woke up in the middle of the night and sat in front of the fridge and ate out of the giant pasta bowl, all sloppily like a big pig.

You know, like everyone does at home. Except more beautifully and better lit.

A silly woman called Trinny Woodall took up with Charles Saatchi about three days after he choked Nigella. Woodall was photographed with her tights around her arse in a cab (link) and also made some nasty comments directed at Nigella.

'Trinny Woodall turned 50 on Saturday and she spent the weekend at a Lake District hotel with Nigella’s ex-husband. Writing about her milestone birthday online last night, Woodall says she feels ‘very energised’ by her new relationship with ‘a very special friend’.

She then makes jokes that appear to be at the expense of Nigella, who was photographed last year being throttled by Saatchi, her then husband, at Scott’s restaurant in Mayfair.

‘It’s great that, at 50, life can still grab you by the throat and shake you up,’ Woodall tells the high50 website, a new online community for thrusting fifty-somethings.'

Nigella responded by tweeting the recipe for Slut's Spaghetti.

Anyway a year to the day after Saatchi throttled Nigella, he left Trinny crying at the SAME table at the same restaurant.

Heh. Nigella is pretty awesome.

Wasn't Trinny on the original UK What Not to Wear?

[quote]Anyway a year to the day after Saatchi throttled Nigella, he left Trinny crying at the SAME table at the same restaurant.

Good. Serves the stupid bitch right.

Someone clip that article and send it to Charlize Theron.

Great story, R56. I remember that cow from the original What Not to Wear. Ha Puttanesca!

[quote]On one episode of her show she made "black and blue" steak (burnt on the outside, raw on the inside) and ate it all herself. On another, she made pasta puttanesca, which she preferred to call "whore's spaghetti." At the end of the show, she woke up in the middle of the night and sat in front of the fridge and ate out of the giant pasta bowl, all sloppily like a big pig.

That makes me want to watch her show.

These shots were taken during one of her court appearances and after the separation. I thought she looked gorgeous. It was like saying "Fuck you" to Saatchi by looking good.

I've never seen her not looking good. She has one of those gorgeously strong faces and a whimsical attitude that gives her some kind of weird magnetic power.

R61 - She looks gorgeous there.

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At one point nigellas ass was as big as Kim kardashians I am glad she lost some of it.

I like her recipes and her manner.

Oh Ludo is a HOT piece of ass.

Basically what R41 and a few others said. Gorgeous, smart abd seems a lot of fun (especially when she had a few)

She once sent me a private message on twitter. Made my whole month!

What did she say, if you don't mind my asking?

Here's a famous photo of Nigella as a student at Oxford in the 80's playing croquet with the Dangerous Sports Club.

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she's a cow

Takes one to know one, R70.

Bit of 1963 Christine Keeler about her looks.

R71, No need to be one to know, just use your eyes.

R61 She looks like a botox/plastic surgery victim in that picture.Her lips make Lisa Rinna's look natural.Not a pretty girl at all.Despite her blah looks she has a charm about her though. Though it is easy to be charming when she was to the manor born. Her mother came from a wealthy family and her father was a friend to the loathsome Baroness Thatcher.

You're insane, R74, her lips *are* natural. And even if they were not, comparing hers to Lisa Rinna's?? Dumbass.

Poor R51/74 has a chip on her shoulder.

Mousse

R75 You sound like an insolent brat who is either in middle school or is stuck there. Grow up and act like an adult.Nigella has had work done.Are you sure she hasn't had her lips done? Are you her butler or her valet or a close personal friend?! Contrary to some of the claims here she is not even remotely pretty.

Poor R76 has a cunt where her brain is supposed to be.

Is Nigella a common name, or did her father just name her after himself?

R79 - The second one.

Don't like the woman at all.

Nigella is also a name for a flower in the ranunculaceae family. A common garden version is also known as love-in-a-mist. It's not often used as a girl's name but it's not unknown as such.

I think she is pretty but it's obvious she's had work done, and she's too fat.

[quote]Nigella is also a name for a flower in the ranunculaceae family. A common garden version is also known as love-in-a-mist. It's not often used as a girl's name but it's not unknown as such.

Any relation?

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She's beautiful & every recipe I made of hers was divine. Her family life was pretty awful and her marriages tragic. I hope she meets some smart, foxy thing who adores her.

I'm new to Nigella, but watching the videos at link, it's like food erotica. She's very sensuous, inviting and flirty.

She was allegedly very seriously offended by this:

I find it interesting that the average, everyday straight guy gets more excited about her body type than the Angelina Jolies of this world.

She's gorgeous and seems like a lovely person.

Straight guys love curves, R89. It's simple biology.

I absolutely love her. When I first saw her on the Food Network (US), obviously on her UK show that was just being rebroadcast here, I was completely taken by her. I'm as gay as they come, but I definitely have a crush on her just because of that big gorgeous face and the way she presents herself. I remember being surprised at the end of one episode when the camera (briefly, before going blurry as it does) showed her full body and I saw that she is on the grander end of 'Rubinesque,' but then that helped me to see what was so attractive about that body type in the old days. I've got no sexual feelings toward the woman, but she arouses many of my senses to be sure. Quite captivating.

Having read a bit about her, she does also seem to be one of those people who appears to have always been ultra-privileged in every way--social status, financially, aesthetically--and yet had a pretty challenging life in spite of it all.

So many people projecting their middlebrow fantasies on this cypher...this is how women get ahead in this world...with T&A

R61, I adore that photo. Looks like she's ready to fight. I have a copy of it at my desk that I like to look at when things get rough...reminds me to keep going!

R94 To me she looks like she's trying hard not to be self-conscious about her obviously botoxed lips.

She's gorgeous, sexy and does food porn better than anyone else. The descriptions she uses when preparing food are just divine.

To me, Nigella looks a lot like that soft-core porn actress Shannen Whirry.

[quote][R94] To me she looks like she's trying hard not to be self-conscious about her obviously botoxed lips.

Scroll up and you'll find photos of young NL. Her lips are the same.

Me too, R61. I use another photo from the same event as computer wallpaper during January (her birth month). Beautiful example of the English stiff upper lip.

I meant to reply to R94, who feels the same way I do about the court appearance photos.

She's always had those voluptuous lips.

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This morning, she tweeted this:

"Just had Lucille Ball moment, squeezing tube tomato purée to go into this [vegetable stew]: base burst and covered my face w tomato"

I love anyone who describes a clumsy move as a Lucille Ball moment.

I know what she means but wouldn't that be a Lucy Ricardo moment. I don't think Lucille Ball ended up covered in food or plaster or paint or feathers or things like that.

she has fabulous titties

A goddess, and a poet when describing food. I hope she's happy.

Thank you R103

R104 - The actress name is better known than the character name.

Cokehead with big jugs

She is one big fat Je wish girl that would be in place at one of those wretched Housewife shows.

R109 = Charles Saatchi

I heard she wants to disinherit her children as inheriting great wealth "ruins" people. Not sure how I feel about that.

Gorgeous woman. Doesn't look Hebrew at all.

She is definitively gorgeous. She looks better on the plump side.

R10 - her mom's maiden name was Salmon lollllll

[quote] ‘It’s great that, at 50, life can still grab you by the throat and shake you up,’ Woodall tells the high50 website, a new online community for thrusting fifty-somethings.' Nigella responded by tweeting the recipe for Slut's Spaghetti.

Nigella's clever and funny. (What are the "thrusting fifty-somethings" that magazine's talking about?)

[quote] Anyway a year to the day after Saatchi throttled Nigella, he left Trinny crying at the SAME table at the same restaurant.

What a complete and total surprise, said no one ever.

Saatchi was a friend of Nigella's husband and I think maybe a friend of her father's too. He swooped in on Nigella when she was mourning her first husband's death and she married Saatchi on the rebound.

I like her. Every once in a while she grates on my nerves but for the most part she's enjoyable to watch. She's definitely fat and seems to carry it well, better than most. She's had some work done - no one her age has a jaw you can bounce a quarter off of without plastic surgery. She didn't go overboard with it nor with any of the other little nips and tucks and fillers and what-have-you's that she's had done. She looks really good. I'm glad that her husband wasn't able to destroy her in their divorce - he certainly tried.

Is Nigella still into getting choked in public??

r82 Nigella seeds are using in Indian cooking and baking. They are called kalonji, or sometimes, black cumin seeds.

I'm a Nigella Lawson fan, a lot of her delicious looking food is quick to prepare, which is a plus. She could give lessons on how to be voluptuous.

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