Stephen Fry's Sad Wedding Photos

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C'mon, let's just be happy for them. It's their lives.

No church wedding ceremony? No reception? No wedding cake? Not very romantic.

I love how Fry brings his 'depression' into every conversation about his ridiculous life and career choices.

As someone with serious depression, this pisses me off to no end.

Which Fry is more an happy to whore out for attention, R2. So, it's sort of our lives, too.

He had his Oscar Wilde doll there because he really believes he has his Bosie. The delusion is strong in this one. Rather than this guy lifting him from his depression, I think he's just stopped taking his meds.

At least they didn't wear matching outfits...

More I think about, more I think something fucked up is going to happen.

He's a 27-year-old who looks 17. The rampant acne only reinforces that.

Stephen looks high as fuck.

I wonder which one is the top?

I'll be nice and just say "Good luck".

I'd hate to be there when the laughter stops...

I feel sad in advance. This will end in tears. Copious tears.

[quote]This will end in tears.

Not mine!

I imagine the young Mrs. Fry rides backward cowboy which has the advantages of not being crushed beneath Stephen's sweating blubber or having to look at his misshapen visage.

Manic episode. We'll hear all about it before the year is over.

First dance song:

*LOL*

r17, he's not manic, he's just a narcissistic asshole substance abuser.

He's one of these fourth tier Oxbridge twats who never found a place in society or business and burden the rest of us with their useless self-promotion.

[quote]No church wedding ceremony? No reception? No wedding cake? Not very romantic.

I think this is just the legal part, r3. You can't legally marry just anywhere in the UK. I expect some huge 'do' as a follow up - possibly with Prince Charles, Queen Elton and sundry members of parliament in attendance.

LMAO!I'm picturing it being sung by Stephen.

How this is chode still around and sweet Rik Mayall is dead?

Wonder if Huge Laurie sent a gift or at least card.

Skip R23, just read the entire linked DM article in OP and now have an answer.

Now I wanna see WILDE! Again.

That kid is so Gay4Pay.

He's probably got a preggers girlfriend hidden somewhere.

cunning twink is clearly out to steal from the old queen...jeeves would have not allowed the union.

Stephen, we need separate bedrooms because your snoring keeps me awake.

Well goodnight Stephen, I'm off to Heaven. Don't wait up.

The kid really looks 12 years old here. Ugly tie on Fry and the doll is just weird.

Say, listen, I've worked too hard to land this meal ticket to make any false moves now.

If I ever get married I'm going to have a Jesse Helms doll watching or maybe a Fred Phelps doll!

I want to revise my 2015 death prediction and add Stephen Fry to the list. Oh they'll say it's heart attack from being overweight, but the forensics report will show high doses of Cymbalta and Cialis in his blood.

R23 Judging by his tweet, even he seemed surprised that the wedding had happened already. I suppose he's silently counting the days until he has to fetch Stephen from the Continent again after he goes missing.

Someone on Twitter said he looks like a football chairman signing a player.

awful person

If he were marrying a boob job, trophy wife with blonde hair would the reaction be different?

[36] Not really, esp. if it was a fat old troll.

Who do you think the Widow Fry will endorse for the biopic?

Cha ching!

Funny how in the straight community, an older man getting a young hot babe is admired -- except under other women's breath, maybe. But men don't ridicule the older dude and no doubt envy him.

In the gay community, the older man just looks desperate and no way does anyone believe it is true love. And I'm not judging here; I feel the same way.

"If he were marrying a boob job, trophy wife with blonde hair would the reaction be different?"

No, people reacted the same way about Anna Nicole Smith. Gurl, why are you letting him put his shriveled up thing in your hoo-ha?

Stephen's beaming at his husband like a proud Poppa. It's obviously a one-sided relationship & it will not end well. What are the UK's divorce laws like?

Does he have a pre-nup?

If he was going to rob the cradle, couldn't he have done better?

Now show us on the doll where Mr. Fry touched you.

Lifetime has already announced a movie based on their love affair. It will be called either Chickenhawk and The Twink or Grandpa Sees Hearts,Junior Sees Dollar Signs.

I really hope that there was a prenup.

Hope springs eternal, R46!

I love Stephen, but my lord, this is a disaster waiting to happen. And the kid is cute and talented, but how can anyone not immediately think "shameless gold-digger"? I hope it's real and they're happy, but Jesus fuck, the optics are so sad and desperate.

Ha, of course. This is what he wants.

In this instance, marriage is the first step to annulment/divorce.

As for the biopic: John Goodman for Stephen, Ben Whishaw for me.

[quote]The Twink or Grandpa Sees Hearts,Junior Sees Dollar Signs.

They're Brits. Pound Sterling or Pound Signs.

I wonder how long it took the kid to adjust to fat sex with Stephen.

R53 You keep your mind on the money, keeping your eyes on the wall.

I love the green carnation though.

MMIPWD 3:The Fry Affair

[quote]Wonder if Huge Laurie sent a gift or at least card.

Hugh is probably saving up for a large display of white lilies.

Call me naive, but I actually believe it's true love. The kid is obviously the type who's really into older daddies.

[quote]Call me naive, but I actually believe it's true love. The kid is obviously the type who's really into older daddies.

[quote][bold]...bank accounts.[/bold]

Finished it for you.

R53

One is put in mind of the advice Karen Walker gave Jack when he moved into their penthouse apartment.

"Stan walks in his sleep.... so if he puts the moves on ya go with it, you might get a mink in the morning".

Well, it's good to know I'm not the only one thinking this will end with one or both of their deaths. Stephen forcing the poor thing to speed was a massive spoiler.

Creepy pairing.

[quote]They're Brits. Pound Sterling or Pound signs.

Um actually Stevie has a place in New York, so Dollars are in our portfolio too.

Wonder if the twink . . . sorry . . . Mr. Fry the Younger is having great difficult yet focusing on all that money rather than the silly old bugger he's blowing.

Stephen's twink - seriously I get super straight vibes from him. STRAIGHT. Like Rosie O'Donnell's current wife.

Does anyone know if Stephen's twink even liked men before meeting Stephen? 'Cause I think NOT.

Did any friends or family even show up? It all just seems so pitiful and sad.

I think there are no pre-nups in the UK. This kid will get a huge payday when they divorce. There's no fool like an old fool as they say.

This is just sad to me. Although I feel Stephen Fry is slightly egoistic and is always rambling about his "difficult life" he's still quite sympathetic and sweet. I think he made a horrible mistake. Horrible!

Hey asshole at r4. You have no idea what you're talking about. I'm good friends with Stephen and Elliott. Stephen is truly bipolar as am I (it's what brought us together). Sorry you deal with depression. It's awful, I know.

[quote]No church wedding ceremony? No reception? No wedding cake? Not very romantic.

The English church doesn't allow gay weddings. It's the same here in Norway. They have no choice but to have a civil wedding.

Elliott is gay and they've been together for quite awhile. I met Elliott in 2013.

Fry clearly wrongfooted the media about this to avoid a circus. How The Mail would have loved its scores of HD snaps of guests, many or few, complete with snarking captions.

Now that the deed is done the media can fuck off, and doubtless Fry and Elliot will have a big reception at some time equally unknown to the press.

R67 even if there is a pre-nup it's invalid in the UK courts.

If this kid is married to Stephen for 2 years he should get half of Frye's money.

And I assume it's an open relationship, right? It has to be.

R71 you met Elliot in 2013, before Stephen, and he was gay then? Did you ever meet any of his other bfs?

[quote] Rather than this guy lifting him from his depression, I think he's just stopped taking his meds.

Fry doesn't actually take any meds for being bipolar, which might be the problem.

I hope they have a long and happy life together!

But I'll be very surprised if they do.

R75

Fry was unmedicated for a long time - even did a whole BBC documentary on bipolar about why he decided to be unmedicated. But I'm pretty sure he said himself he'd reversed that decision and started medicating after the suicide attempt a year or so back.

It's extremely difficult to imagine this is going to be a lasting marriage. Even so, I hope things don't go spectacularly wrong.

I'm looking at Stephen's husband's twitter. I still get STRAIGHT vibes off of him.

[quote] Elliott G Spencer @ElliottGSpencer · Nov 12 Slightly in love with this woman - @CATPOWER - even more so after seeing her perform live last night #thegreatest

If they're married for two years, the kid could get half of whatever Fry earns during those two years, plus whatever Fry is willing to pay him to keep quiet.

If I'm right, these won't be Fry's most productive two years.

R74- Stephen and Elliott were already a couple in 2013 when I met Elliott a(nd Elliott's lovely parents) while Stephen was doing TWELFTH NIGHT on Broadway.

Does THIS sound like a gay guy to you?

[quote]Just checked out the ps3/ps4 comparison of #GTAV - looks like it's worth the upgrade. Geek gland activated.. Definite purchase.

ok I get there are GAYmers...but...there seems to be a LOT on his twitter feed that makes me think, he's straight.

Oh and no I didn't meet any of Stephen's prior boyfriends.

And I knew Stephen before Elliott obviously

I'm gay and I play video games on a PS4. What does that have to do with being gay or straight?

Back in July, Elliot had another bf, Jimmy Carr, and he's also an older guy, possibly with $. Maybe he's not straight. There's pix on his twitter acct.

R80 so they were a couple in 2013? But back in July 2014 Elliot's got pix of him and some other old guy, he called it #summerromance

According to Elliot's twitter Stephen drinks him under the table. So, Frye is a big fat drunk.

That's odd. Stephen and Elliott were definitely a couple in 2013. Haven't seen Elliott since then. I obviously don't know all the details. Just telling you what I do know.

This will neither begin nor end well.

R51 prefers the term "half-breed".

R85 Jimmy Carr, seriously hope you're not English and joking. Jimmy Carr is very straight and very married to a woman. He's also a shit comedian with a diabolical laugh.

This is destined for the Lifetime Movie Network.

I'm sure most fat ugly gay men of means would love to be surrounded by youth and beauty but why on earth get married? And Elliot may have youth but he is no beauty.

R81, seriously? You decide a man is not gay if he likes to play console games? Fucking ridiculous. What else is there that you are not allowing gay guys to do?

He's a bisexual golddigger--Nigella Lawson is up next.

Most men, gay or straight, will always prefer partners 15-25 no matter what their own age is.

The only people who complain are old fraus and gays who know they can't compete with the pretty young things. For straight women and gay men expiration date is at 30 years old, after that somebody might SETTLE for you, but you wont be the first choice.

R80, did they seem like a genuine couple to you?

Elliott looks so glum in every picture with Stephen.

Not everybody's hung up on age.

Elliot needs to see a dermatologist. At his age, acne is not normal and there is treatment available.

R98 take a CLOSE LOOK at that picture. Age doesn't matter if you're a hot 45 yo daddy who looks good.

Didn't someone post somewhere that Spencer loves older guys and Fry's not the first? And in any case, how is it anyone's business what 27 year old does in his life? Or what Fry does? If they are both happy then why should we care.

In those pictures at OPs link, Elliot looks more in love with straight Jimmy Carr than he has ever seemed to be with Stephen Fry. Fry on the other hand looks giddy with delight. Good luck to them but i have a feeling it'll end in tears. Stephens tears not Elliot's.

I'm also thinking "manic episode." Bipolar disorder is notoriously difficult to manage, because even if you use medication it has to be periodically readjusted to keep your brain chemistry in balance, and Stephen should absolutely NOT be drinking.

The Wilde-Alfred Lord Douglas analogy is disturbing, but then even after destroying Wilde's life Bosie did end up being with him in his Paris exile, so I guess that was sort of fidelity. It's just not what I would wish for Stephen, who whatever his personal demerits was the definitive Wilde and I think a legendary Malvolio.

This guy's no Bosie. He might be way out of Fry's league (not a difficult thing to achieve) but he's still not hottie like Bosie was. Nor does he have the whole upper class twit appeal that would add some scandalous spice to the relationship.

Then again, if Fry is the poor man's Wilde it fits that his twink is lacking too.

It's weird how DL can't wrap its little bourgeous square head around anomalous pairings.

eg I know one conventionally beautiful gay stunner & high achiever who is with a shaggy bearded backwoodsman hippy who is like something straight from Duck Dynasty. They're totally in love.

The divorce is likely to happen as fast as engagement and wedding.

It's fair to go after Fry's narcissistic, name droppy ways. He really is like this composite character of everything that's wrong with the London media set – vapid, social-climby and Oxbridge-centric.

It's not fair to go after the age spread and make assumptions about Elliot's intentions. Fucking nasty shit, people. Now that we're not dying before 45 from AIDS and because not every gay man has children in their plans, age spreads are more of an option for us than ever. It doesn't mean anyone is necessarily on the make here, and it reeks of sexism/misogyny.

If Elliot's parents are ok with this then Fry has already arranged a financial settlement for his hubby.

I applaud Fry, who is obviously attracted to young boys, for not literally going after young boys.

This relationship has zero to do with love, so I'm surprised Stephen didn't purchase a better hustler. Some doughy, zit-faced piece of trash is the best he could do?

This "love story" is every eldergay's dream come true. The fantasy that some young thing will fall for you, no matter how old and ugly you are.

Dream on toots, this is all about Fry's money and connections. Without those, ugly Elliot wouldn't give him a second glance.

[quote]No, people reacted the same way about Anna Nicole Smith.

Her husband was 89, not 57.

Yes, r78 - expressing your love for a female singer is so unlike a gay man...

I guess the Kid will have to practice that age-old Victorian behavior: just lie back and think of England.

[quote]I applaud Fry, who is obviously attracted to young boys, for not literally going after young boys.

Yeah, it's been obvious even long before he got together with Steven Webb that he's a classic ephebophile (you just have to read his books and it becomes pretty obvious). For him, marrying a 27-year-old probably means stretching his taste. And what the hell is he supposed to do - get together with a 40-something? You could just as well ask him to marry a woman.

Maybe he's pulled a Clooney to get the press off his back. Even Singer has spawned crotch fruit to look normal. I don't think this is about love at all. I think the relationship is probably wide open and it'll have to stay that way to work longer than a couple of years.

Why would an intelligent guy like Mr Fry, who has spent most of his adult life trying to be taken seriously, want to become a laughing stock to gays and straights alike? What on earth is going through his mind? Has he lost his mind?

R116, it's not his "mind" that is the problem... it's his cock.

It's not like he's a great intellectual. He's written silly pieces for the New Yorker, pulp fiction, and middle brow indie films. That's more than most people ever do, but it's also not "serious". He's not trying to cure cancer or preserve some ancient culture.---he's an Oxbridge twit who has the social network to turn nothing much into an income.

[quote]He's one of these fourth tier Oxbridge twats

Why are Brits so obsessed with where someone went to college? The man is 57 y/o for Christ's sake. Reminds me of middle aged losers who can't stop bragging about their high school glory days as captain of the football team because they haven't accomplished anything in life since.

In the UK where you went to school has nothing to do with glory days... it's a status symbol.

If this were the 1970s, Fry would be wearing an open shirt with a medallion hanging around his neck.

They both could do better.

No church wedding for them because even though gay-marriages are now legal, the English church does not allow gay weddings.

Also no pre-nup. However it doesn't automatically mean that Elliott will get half of Fry's money if they divorce.

Court gets to decide who gets what. Ideally it's 50/50 but for justiable reasons like in the case of a richman and a golddigger, the golddigger won't get away with too much.

ZZZZZZ, R120. You can't sound like anything but a loser if you keep going on about it in your 50's.

WW for R44. As the Brits say, "brilliant!"

[quote]Why are Brits so obsessed with where someone went to college?

Why indeed.

If I were Elliot I would get Fiona Shackleton on speed dial before Fry secures her. If you want a good divorce lawyer in the UK, she is the go to person.

[quote] guess the Kid will have to practice that age-old Victorian behavior: just lie back and think of England.

More like just lie back and think of the Bank of England.

And where would Elliot get the money to hire Shackleton?

The picture looks like a record exec announcing a boy band member going solo. Not the lead singer but rather the fourth ranking member in the band hierarchy.

oh my god.. well, congrats, i guess.

R117 - I don't think that part of Mr Fry's anatomy has been working very well for years.

W&W for r128.

R132, men think about sex until they die. Today there are products available to allow the act to take place.

R134 - "products" can't help you much if your mind isn't "interested"?

R135 I was talking about Fry - HE is interested. The boy, I doubt it. But then all he needs to go is lie there. Fry is besotted with this boy-man, I have seen it in every picture. The boy hasn't looked at him lovingly ONCE.

[quote] Funny how in the straight community, an older man getting a young hot babe is admired

Straight women, who are a very large part of the straight community, do not admire fat old trolls who marry trophy wives. They disdain them and laugh at them. Only other fat old men admire the fat old men who buy themselves hot whores. "Damn! Wish I could afford a hot whore!"

Look at the Jimmy Paige thread. Nobody admires him because he can pay a young woman to fuck him.

Old men with fame and money can attract young men/women. It's not a gay or straight thing. It's an ego thing. "Look what I can pay for. Jealous, bitches?"

Would we feel differently if Stephen was a hot silver daddy?

R138,

Yes.

R138 absolutely.

"So tell me, Elliott Spencer.... as you had no apparent career of your own, what was it that first attracted you to twice-your-age multi-millionare Stephen Fry?"

[quote] Her husband was 89, not 57.

Same difference

Fry's problem is that his Cambridge friends are infinitely more successful than he is. Emma Thompson has won oscars and Hugh Laurie won shit loads of Emmys. Fry has tried all these different avenues and has never excelled in any of them.

[quote] We go into a room as two people, sign a book and leave as one

Only if one of you legally gave up his identity

It looks like Stephen grabbed a time machine and brought back a member of the Small Faces

Sorry R143 but Hugh Laurie has no Emmys...

but he does have name recognition in America, and a nice fat bank account because of that. Poor Stephen can't say the same.

(You think it will be cheap replacing the Bentley AND the Aston Martin the boytoy has already wrecked?)

"Most men, gay or straight, will always prefer partners 15-25 no matter what their own age is. "

Men who are obsessed with the young always believe that other men are as well. In reality men have a lot more variety, the majority of men want someone close enough to their age that they'll have something in common.

And quite a lot of gay men like older men, even a few straight men like older women.

[quote]Poor Stephen

Hardly, given his, what, four properties? But yes, compared to Emma and Hugh, he's probably a digit down from their eight figures. Cry me a river.

To give him credit, he never stops grafting. Had the balls, or something, to play Malvolio on the same stage as Mark Rylance. His latest memoir though did seem a bit catchpenny and desperate.

Stephen is quite the Jack of all trades, and his Act Three should be diverting. Let's hope he avoids 'Death In Venice' to become the seasoned anecdotalist his storied life has prepared us for.

As much as it pains me to admit it, R96 is absolutely correct. Who among us wouldn't do likewise if given the opportunity? I'm an old ass woman, and the only men who I would choose to fuck(since the death of my late Mr.)are the beautiful young men I see on the tube, the screen and the field. I most certainly don't become moist and tingly when seeing an age appropriate potential consort. Honey no. I'd rather remain dry and celibate. Now, when I see The Brothers Hemsworth, Richard Sherman or Reggie Bush....my musty dusty gets all throbby like it did 30 years ago!!!! Yeehaw!! So I take my Derby bonnet off to Mr. Fry the elder for having the courage and confidence to put body shame issues behind him and just go for the glory! You can bet your last Truvada, if I had one half the confidence and joie de vivre of Stephen, I'd be using my hefty estate holdings to do the same!

The truth is that many gay men have issues with having an equal partnership.

It has to do with insecurity and/or fear of intimacy. So they partner up with — or endlessly chase after — men who are much younger/more unprofessional/more aimless/dumber.

"The truth is that many gay men have issues with having an equal partnership."

Straight men moreso.

I can't see that Stephen Fry has anything but money to entice someone into marrying him.

Lol R149 is not a woman a womyn maybe,I

he should have just adopted the kid, no?

I certainly am a woman. Why in the world would you think not? Because I owned up to being old?

The kid's going to take Stephen to the cleaners. I'm betting within two years they'll be in divorce court, or whatever they call it in the UK.

This will end as well as Heather Mills/Paul McCartney or Madonna/Guy Ritchie.

Did Stephen or Emma ever guest star on "House"?

Elliot looks like a poor man's Adam Lambert.

Stephen Fry looks like the rich man's version of Mr. Punch.

[quote]This will end as well as Heather Mills/Paul McCartney or Madonna/Guy Ritchie.

Both of those relationships were more equal than this one, especially Madonna/Guy Ritchie.

This one is closer to Anna Nicole Smith and that old john. At least ANS was sexy, so you knew what her john was getting out of it.

If I had money and decided to buy a young guy to make my parts work again, I would go for someone more attractive.

R161 I was referring to a big divorce payout when it falls apart.

Sorry, R162. Of course that's true. It almost always costs a lot – sometimes money and sometimes emotionally – to get rid of them.

Just scrolled through young Elliott's Twitter account and he strikes me as very jejeune, not the least bit sophisticated, very interested in music. Was so hoping he'd have more depth.

On the plus side, he did like Grand Budapest Hotel.

Pa. Thet. Ick.

They're no Matt & Simon, that's for sure.

At least Simon is slender, stylish and kinda cute.

If their feelings are real then I wish them both the best. Otherwise, I don't know....

Lucy, does the name on your birth certificate say "Mace, Bonnie"?

R164 Someone else mentioned that Stephen probably likes being with someone so ignorant to make himself feel better. I don't know. To me the relationship seems very parental. I can imagine him getting a kick out of having a kind of protégé to pass his wisdom onto. If that's the case then there's little wonder why all the photos make him look like a proud Papa.

The whole thing looks awful. For those who jump to criticise Dustin Lance Black and Tom Daley and the other pairing: Zach Quinto and Miles McMillan, I am surprised they find this marriage acceptable. Those two couples I'll take any day but not this one. It's a bit disgusting

r154: no, no, NO.

It looks like true love to me!

Fry did a nude scene in the second Sherlock Holmes movie and it was a scarring experience. The idea of having to see that every day would make me want to off myself.

Some of the comments here are quite hilarious.

I hope the lad is the top, because 20 goes into 60 a lot more than 60 goes into 20.

R169, disgusting? Really? You are disgusted by an age-and-station mismatch that parallels so many others in the world? Your disgust is nested within your cackling that others who have cackled about other relationships must share your disgust at this one?

Is it because you require your news stories to meet your fine sense of discretion and moral appropriateness? Or, perhaps, Is it because you are, at heart, homophobic? One would think so, unless you spread your disgust so equitably and thoroughly against the generally appalling news of celebrities' relationships that you must be single-handedly supporting the stock price of Johnson & Johnson, the maker of Imodium.

While many of us are amused, bemused, smart-alecky and perhaps saddened by the news and visuals associated with this wedlock, we reserve our disgust for more important things. Or, rather, our disgust reserves itself, disgust being an autonomic effect. Examples are bad English and illiteracy. Those are the characteristics of your post, which contains outright errors, hyperbole and illogicisms. That you spiced your proclamations of disgust with slack-jawed fish-wifery underscores how dubious your capacity is, both to register relevant responses or comprehend your own nastiness.

Shoo, cunt. You are, we find, disgusting.

Considering Stephen's age and the anti-depressants,the kid won't have to ride his dick very often.

Everyone keeps saying Elliot has adult acne. I think it's meth face.

It's just really bad skin, I think.. But now that he's married into money maybe he can afford a good dermatologist.

[quote] Pound Sterling or Pound signs.

Deutsche Marks or Dollars! American Express will do nicely, thank you!

R167 Okay. I did a little DL archival sleuthing after reading your comment. I am so flattered that I should be thought of in the company of her stories!! Thanks much, you made my day toots!

Does Stephen Fry call him "daddy" during sex?

More likely he calls him Piglet and Piglet has to call him Pooh.

Does Fry really believe that that young lad is in love with him and will stay with him?! Old men are the most delusional and pathetic beings on this planet.

A mere 10 day engagement is a red flag by any standard.

[quote]he strikes me as very jejeune

Oh dear.

*kisses doll*

[quote]Does Fry really believe that that young lad is in love with him and will stay with him?! Old men are the most delusional and pathetic beings on this planet.

Please! There are plenty of delusional old women who do the same thing (Madonna, J Lo, Cher, Demi Moore).

LOL r44

"I can't see that Stephen Fry has anything but money to entice someone into marrying him."

He has a great deal of wit, charm, and intelligence, he's friends with all sorts of people I'd like to meet. He gets paid to travel all sorts of placed I'd like to go, and his work is something I'd like to be involved in. Hell, I'd marry him myself!

But I'm the same age as him, and no more attractive. He doesn't want someone like himself, he wants someone young and adoring, which never leads to happiness.

I look forward to Gawker, Reddit etc picking this trend up and making Bradley Cooper / Barbra Streisand photo mash-ups a national thing.

wtf! LOL! @R175

Back at you, Missy at R169.

(I'm glad you saw it was meant to be ridiculous. But you really need to stop with the obnoxious abbreviations. It makes you look stupid and lazy. Which you're not, right?)

LOL! @R192

R84 & R94 see the thread on American Sniper the movie. Most gays are not into shoot'em ups which is what GTAV is and AS.

can someone tell me how Stephen Fry has all this money? isn't he just a semi-working actor and not very successful author??

R195 he's a white, male Oxbridge graduate; that's enough reason to throw money at him, even if he is useless. There, you got your answer

He's a workaholic. He also does a shit ton of commercials and voiceover jobs.

So f'ing sick.

The wanky old men of questionable private org ties,(as Oscar was a Mason, you know Fry just HAD to be one too lol), are being blatant about their pedastry now, aren't they?

Not to mention the competition amongst gay old luvvies like McClellan, Jacobi, Fry to drag the newest trophy from event to event and room to room.

I mean honestly..if it weren't for the money, can you imagine being slathered on by all that loose skin, wrinkles, denture works, stray grey hairs everywhere, flat, sagging bottoms? BLECH! Makes me sick to think of it. They're nothing more than ornaments and social one upping to these old creeps.

[quote] can someone tell me how Stephen Fry has all this money? isn't he just a semi-working actor and not very successful author??

Well, made his first million in his 20s from rewriting the book for 'Me and my Girl' and is still earning from it. Then there are the books, podcasts, voice-overs, documentaries, newspaper articles, TV quiz shows, films, radio...

A look at the list on his wiki page will show you how the guy is racking the money in.

People keep talking about age related flaws: dentures, sagging ass, nose hair etc. The man was no picnic 30 years ago.

R175 you're a paedo

Allegedly smart people generally prove very dumb in real life.

For everyone saying the child has to endure creepy daddy's pawings, um, no. Fry is an uber-bottom of the uberiest sort. He doesn't NEED sex, as his 14 years of celibacy indicate. He NEEDS attention, and this kid's giving him loads of it.

R175 also thinks he can tell people they should feel like him. Pretentious twat.

[quote]For everyone saying the child has to endure creepy daddy's pawings, um, no. Fry is an uber-bottom of the uberiest sort.

I wish there was an app called Uber-bottoms. I'd be using it all the time.

R205, find yonder college geek to build it for 2G's, you collect the six mil.

[quote]He had his Oscar Wilde doll there because he really believes he has his Bosie.

Bosie wasn't exactly a catch. He pretty much abandoned Wilde in his last, desperate years and ended up marrying a woman and having a kid.

they have a bizarre death pact. wait and see.

I'll add to the conversation, Stephen was interested in me, by the way, and I'm 40. Alas, I'm taken by someone older than Stephen. My 60 year old husband and I are very happy in an open marriage. I love Stephen and we have remained friends.

Jeez DL is crawling with Stephen's friends..I wonder if he comes here too

[quote]Jeez DL is crawling with Stephen's friends..I wonder if he comes here too

Stephen comes at home with his twink hubby.

r210 As opposed to "Peter's Friends"? One of my favorite films.

R211 apparently not. He doesn't like having sex, his toy boy has been let off lightly

And this thread is why I no longer hang out in fully gay crowds. We go after our own like no other.

I have bipolar disorder - this wedding has every earmark of a manic episode. Especially having the weird toy there.

Unfortunately, a manic episode has to come down at some point. I hope if Eliot is the genuine article, that he will be able to manage dealing with this. Even if it is a genuine relationship, living with someone with bipolar is extremely difficult let alone with someone who drinks and doesn't take care of themselves.

I believe this will end in tears - pretty quickly.

This is going to end well

The boy should have hooked up with J-Lo

[quote] The English church doesn't allow gay weddings. It's the same here in Norway. They have no choice but to have a civil wedding.

They could have had an alternative religion wedding. Isn't there a Unitarian church in England? Or a lesbian Presbyterian-Buddhist minister? Or a Druid?

R218

Yes. It's only the Church of England covered by the legislation. All the other denominations and religions can do what they like.

[quote]The boy should have hooked up with J-Lo

Mostly J-Lo likes dancer boys who are pretty and have great bodies. She wouldn't look twice at this pimply-faced twink.

Maybe the pimples are intenional?... It does give the illusion of Elliot being an underage twink.

Weird, it's like he's dating his own son.

Hope someone gave the boy proactive for a wedding gift.

SMH

He looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. The boy is smart.

[quote]And this thread is why I no longer hang out in fully gay crowds. We go after our own like no other

As neither the desperate old nut-bag nor his scheming young he-whore is likely to recognize me as one of their own, I say let's go on mocking their freaky-sad relationship.

That's because you're a fucking plasmodium, dear, gay or not.

R209, more info please. What's your take on this marriage?

There are a million gorgeous places in the UK where you can get married legally. It's not like you have to choose between church or shitty registry office. So I guess that's the kind of ceremony they wanted.

Didn't all of The Beatles get married at registry offices?

I wish them well. If they are happy, what's it to anyone else?

I also believe this will end in tears and suicide.

"Most men, gay or straight, will always prefer partners 15-25 no matter what their own age is.

The only people who complain are old fraus and gays who know they can't compete with the pretty young things. For straight women and gay men expiration date is at 30 years old, after that somebody might SETTLE for you, but you wont be the first choice."

r96 is probably posting from a pederast cooperative/eco-village in the Philippines.

I'm a gay man, and I can honestly say that I haven't been turned on by a 15 year-old since I was 18.

More importantly---I'm attracted to guys who are younger, the same age, and older. All appealing in their own way---at 31, the biggest difference between the first, and second is attitude. In addition to the puppy-like charm, and being in awe of everything that you do, all younger people in general have an uplifting effect on me. In my world, there is negligible physical difference between a 24 year-old, and a 34 year-old who takes care of themselves.

However, when it comes to pursuing a relationship, like most straight men and MANY gay men, I always go for someone around the same age as myself.

This is almost as sad as that instagram photo of Dan Savage in a leather vest looking awkward with his whore husband at a S/M party.

I agree with the posters congratulating Stephen for not actually going after young teen boys despite obviously seeming attracted to them. If that hipster makes him happy, best wishes.

R234 - too bad Elliott "looks" like the "spotty teenager" type for which Stephen is so fascintated. Sorry but this pairing is just creepy and I would think the same thing whatever the gender of the couple. Something is just off.

Young people inevitably need taking care of.

I'm to way over that shit.

This kid looks a bit special.

Are they still married??

R238 as far as we know.

"Young people inevitably need taking care of."

But if Fry really does have serious issues with bipolar disorder and depression, he needs someone to take care of *him*.

I hope that the little husband likes that sort of thing, because that's the only way they're going to make it in the long term. That would be great, because I've always liked the old sonofabitch, and I'd like to see him find a bit of happiness.

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I really want them to prove me wrong but I don't see this lasting. I think it's the fact that Elliott looks so uncomfortable in every picture I've seen of them together.

Stephen is not CofE he's Jewish.

Bleh.

From the DM comment section "They should buy a hamster"

1. There's a certain segment of Brits that practically hero worship Stephen Fry as a god. WTF?

2. I wonder what Hugh Laurie thinks about all this.

Fry's mother is Jewish but I don't think he was raised Jewish, r243.

R246

I don't think that's quite true, but I do concede that the Brits love what they see as a maverick. Plus, Fry hosts the most popular TV quiz show here and does do worthwhile documentaries - of late, a good one on mental health and another on global homophobia. Plus, he loves "common man" sports like darts (I know, I know. Sigh) which gets him popularity points with the straight boys.

Much of the time, we like him *because* he's twattish, not in spite of his twattishness.

Stephen Fry is entertaining, but he is all over the fucking place. Every single week there is another Stephen Fry story or Stephen Fry opinion about something.

I don't envy the kid that's brought into a house where one parent is bi-polar and prone to suicide attempts. This just gets worse.

Seems a straight up attention whore to me, but what do I know.

R246 Still no idea if Hugh was even invited to his wedding. Was anybody there?

There's a sort of sadness about everything Stephen Fry does.

If you were 57 and looked like Fry marrying a 27 year old spotty twink, would you want your peers at the nuptuals?

Well I think Hugh Laurie said he was looking forward to the Venetian festivities. Whether that was about the actual day or some celebration afterwards I don't know.

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I agree it looks to be a pretty shakey union based on the disparities. But I also know that life is very difficult and even when a union appears to be well matched, havoc may be around the corner. I wonder how many on this thread have what appear to the stiffs as a proper union on appearances working out well? So I say good luck and best wishes. But then this is DL.

The quick retraction by Fry conjures the most ghastly images of the young man screaming at Stephen who is cowering in a corner, his usual hyper-articulate self reduced to a babbling blob pleading with Elliott not to leave him. "Oh, it was just a dream, darling, just a dream. I'll have them retract the story immediately."

British newspapers, et al, would gladly publish this guy's every fart, sniffle, and piss. What's up with that?

Disappointing. I wanted to see General Melchett don a white frock at least...

If even a small percentage of what is rumored about Mr. Fry is true (drug use, manic depressive, etc...) is true there are probably some who would raise valid concerns about an infant being brought into that household.

However given this modern age there would be nothing anyone could do to prevent Mr. and Mr. Fry from having children. Stephen Fry has more than enough money to use the surrogate services available in the USA or elsewhere.

I wouldn't worry too much about the baby. My guess is it will be raised by a mentally healthy nanny.

It is acknowledged by Mr Fry himself (in one of his doccos) that be doesn't engage in sex involving penis to anus penetration. Also, doesn't Elliott come from quite a prosperous, well to do family?

He's probably had more penetrative sex with women than with men.

Re: Fry and newspapers.

Fry's covered a lot because he's a clever rich industrious hot mess who's been a famous name for decades.

Everyone senses, given his history, that things might not end well. He seems as vulnerable as he's clever. He'll always be a story.

Interesting though that he's not seen quite yet as (dread phrase) 'a national treasure.' I hope he avoids that fate, and that things do end well for him. He's basically good to have around in public life.

[quote]Interesting though that he's not seen quite yet as (dread phrase) 'a national treasure.' I hope he avoids that fate.

Don't worry. I don't think he qualifies. You can only achieve "national treasure" status if you diddle children and have sex with corpses.

Still going strong. You are all just jealous. Elliott seems a little fat, though.

I envy the boy bride. Stephen Fry is one of the wittiest and charming of men and you get to meet his friends!

How did I miss this? This is one of the creepiest things I've seen lately. Ugh.

Do these people actually have sex with each other?

I’m sorry, but at that age, I couldn’t fuck an old man. Actually, I still cannot.

Good on the young man if it’s a choice between this, or Chatubate gigs.

That pastel rainbow tie is really ugly. That aside, Fryseems like a hopelessly untalented celeb who somehow has insinuated himself into a circle of much more tealented celebs. People like Emma Thompson consider him a friend. My guess is that they pity him. His writing is as obvious and forgettable as his acting.

What brought this post back after 3 years?

Gin and regret R272.