Surprise anal

Miss you and all that goes with it. Especially my favorite tastes and colors . . . pink and brown.

I'm one of the few that has had surprise anal as a top. I was just sitting in a sauna with an erection minding my own business, when some guy and just plopped his ass right on my dick.

I pushed him off.

Rude.

Canteen boy took off his underpants

a boyfriend did indeed once fuck me once while sleeping, and I have to say, it was hot as hell.

I admit with some shame that I fucked a gentleman who had passed out. I really wasn't worth it. He seemed not to remember it in the morning.

Another time, with a frequent -buddy, I just had to stop and go pee. I came back and just shoved it back in without thinking. Sadly, he had fallen asleep. I still remember that yowl.

my boyfriend started playing with my butt while I was sleeping, I wasn't awake. as he started propping my hole more I groaned a bit awake, before I knew it he had condomed up and had his hard cock in my ass! I felt violated, he pinned me down, I whimpered the whole time. he eventually rolled off and we both went back to sleep. I loved every moment of it.

I NEVER take my girdle off, so Surprise Anal is out of the question.

I LOVE it

Nausea and vomiting

Does surprise rimming count?

Someone actually did give me suprise anal. We were preparing to fuck and he just sat on my dick as I was getting the condom out of its packet. It killed the moment.

fuck me when I'm unaware

I discovered my bf at the time was drugging me and inviting guys over to fuck me and then posting it all in a porn site as the "Narcoleptic Slut-Boy." I was on one of his computers - he does web site development and administration, and has a lot of equipment - and found the link on his Desktop, with a picture of me being dp'd.

There were dozens of videos, and the membership costs were really high. He even was selling me as an escort (Meet the Narcoleptic Slut-Boy Yourself!) for a lot of money. A LOT of money.

When I was at his place I'd always get real tired and fall asleep watching a movie or whatever. The next morning I'd wake up in bed. Sometimes I'd notice a different scent but he'd say it was a new cologne he was trying. I would ache and he had me thinking I had arthritis.

I owed him money so I didn't have him arrested and I made him take the site down. We still have sex once in a while but I make him pay me what he was getting from those guys. I don't think I caught anything, Thank God.

LOL! that's pretty fascinating

Surprise Amal? Why, it's not even her birthday!

R5 is a rapist!

R13, you're lucky you're alive.

My surprise was, the first time a guy fucked me, just as he was sliding it in I ejaculated. I am not a bottom and the few times that I have bottomed this has never happened again.

I pitched a tent while getting a massage once and the guy jumped up on the table and slid his ass over my cock. I think if he'd put a condom on me I might have felt differently but I pushed him off right away and freaked out.

I thought this is how it happens.

It's never happened, if it did that would be rape.

I know a guy who was raped by his partner in that he was asleep and the partner fucked him like someone else posted about having happen to them.

[quote]I NEVER take my girdle off, so Surprise Anal is out of the question.

Kevin Spacey is posting here again.

Surprise anal often ends with a chili dog.

what about poops?

@R6 that never happened

Largely pleasurable.

The larger, the better.

Jesus Christ, R13! If that's true, I feel sorry for you.

R21 w&w

R(5) That sounds like rape.!

R28, you don't need parens. Type "R" and put the number against it with no space. The DL turns it into a link.

R29 Thank you.

[quote] ...before I knew it he had condomed up...

Thanks for trying to make this sound sexy. But it didn't work.

How does the top know the bottom is douched? If a guy tried to surprise fuck me he might be the one getting a surprise.

Fat and over 50 here, and I love nude dancers. About 10 to 12 years ago I was in the Campus Bar in Montreal on Ste. Catherine in the Village. There was a nude dancer that got my attention. I decided to go with him into the private dance area. We went to the most secluded place back there. It was afternoon so no one else was there. He started the grinding with his back to me. He reached down, unzipped my pants, spit on his hand, lubed me up and sat on my dick. Totally unexpected and nothing like I had ever done with other dancers in Montreal or anywhere else. Quelle suprise, n'est-ce pas?.

Unfortunately I lasted less than a minute under the circumstances. It was probably one of the five best sexual experiences of my life. I tipped him well. Later that week I went back and arranged a meeting at my hotel.

Very nice guy. I have since found two porn clips of him on the net. No, I will not link them. I know, save it for nifty.org.

Did you get an STD from him R33?

I'm dissatisfied with surprise anal now

What possible reason do you have not sharing his porn r33? Just you trying to feel like a special snowflake I guess.

a special stud-muffin in fact

I don't understand how you can be anally raped while sleeping. I'm a pretty sound sleeper but I think having a dick suddenly in my ass would wake me up. Maybe you're all just lose?

Ash Brokaw what it is like.

SURPRISE means never saying your sorry

A rectal thermometer turns me into Camille. I can't imagine stealth anal would happen without me rousing from a sound sleep.

[quote]your sorry

Oh, dear.

Surprise punctuation

Robots talking to themselves.

Hardly, you must be insane.

I realized that I felt a bump in the night.

Anal works best when it's not a surprise.

First time I had sex with a former bf he prepared to fuck me. But I flipped him over and fucked him. He was surprised

I was enjoying a great bj, he stopped for just a short moment. Next thing I know he's climbed on and I'm buried deep in him. It was great at 1st but then it clicked it was sans condom and I put a stop to it.

My first time having gay sex was a surprise. I thought I was just getting fingered and that would be it. No. Thankfully I was clean.

Your ass must be naturally very loose and pliable.

Is this was surprise anal looks like?

I guess THIS is what it looks like!

hopefully there would be lots of corn, id wash it and then eat it for dinner

When you have as much sex as I do, nothing is a surprise anymore.

I wonder what guys do when that happens

Yuck