Dave Bautista

While watching Guardians of the Galaxy I kept being amazed how beautiful his face is. He was the prettiest thing on the whole damn thing.

I just watched a body worshipping clip where the guy blew the bodybuilder in the end. Bautista would be ideal for that kind of stuff. Wonder if he's ever done that.

Damn, that is one ugly motherfucker.

"Mr. DL" candidate for sure.

R2, well I guess if you're into hairless teen boys then men like Bautista might seem a bit intimidating. I fail to see the ugliness anywhere else than on those veins on his arms.

Let me guess, R3: you are "masculine" and a "dude."

R4, in some ways but I'm certainly not hyper-masculine. Bautista is one gorgeous piece of meat. Like I said in R1 his pretty face kept me mezmerized during GotG. Face like that in a body like that is quite extraordinary.

If by "quite extraordinary," what you really mean is "extraordinarily frightening looking," R5, I could not agree more.

SO not gorgeous. SUCH a non-"pretty face."

And it's "mesmerized," after Franz Anton Mesmer.

R3 He seems pretty damn hairless himself.

Honestly, that is one of the most disgusting humans I've ever seen. The face is not at all attractive and the body......um....simply vile.

Each to their own. I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Is he, like, some Romanian porn star?

Is Vince MacMahon still his steroid supplier? An utter beast....not in a good way.

Sorry, that's disgusting.

Stud.

LOL if you think that's attractive.

yes he is so fucking hot. Hot face and body love him

Hair helps,but I bet his dick is the size of a Vienna sausage !

LOL if you are too dumb to realize that different people are attracted to different people.....

OMG look at that face, so hot

That face and that body...

R14/18/19 - my apologies for my comment. I did not realize that you had difficulties in the brain pan.

I would let him do filthy things to me....he is hotter than dog shit on Georgia asphalt in july

Wait a minute - everybody doesn't want to fuck hairless adolescent boys??

How vulgar and shocking!!

[quote]Is he, like, some Romanian porn star?

Filipino-American mixed martial artist.

^ And former pro wrestler (WWE).

And actor. He was in Guardians of the Galaxy and will be in the next Bond movie.

[quote]Honestly, that is one of the most disgusting humans I've ever seen. The face is not at all attractive and the body......um....simply vile.

Seriously? No wonder those 100 pound twinks from One Direction have such a following here.

Stud.

'Roids and tinynip.

I'll pass.

handsome?

There really is no accounting for taste, R29.

I want him balls deep in my mangina

Quite big tits.

hottest grandfather I've ever seen (he was a young father and his oldest daughter is now a mother). I've always thought he was HOT as fuck but I preferred him when he had hair on his head:

and for those wondering, Dave is the unusual and hot combo of Greek and Filipino.

Very very very nice guy. It is kind of amazing how nice he really is. Goes to my gym - always holds the door for you if you're going the same way, always a nice smile, etc. And yes, I've seen it all. He's certainly not an exhibitionist, but not a towel dancer either. Just a regular guy who happens to be famous (used to be a pro "wrestler") and built like a fucking brick shithouse. Very sexy/colorful tattoos too.

R35 how's his package? I honestly wouldn't care if he were little, I'd still want him in me deeply. He's hot .

[quote]handsome?

Maybe in a Piltdown, Java Man kind of way.

Greekapino?

How is Daniel Craig supposed to beat this guy up, if Bautista is the villain? One Bautista Bomb and poor OO7 is a pancake.

Stud.

And R35, more info please!

His face and head remind me of Curly from The Three Stooges

Handsome man!

Adblock Plus Man, R42.

Very pro-gay -- his mom is a lesbian.

Stud bump.

Yuck. Old man with midlife crisis. He thinks he's a pussy hound. I bet he has a lava lamp on his nightstand.

Holy moley! What a hot guy. Did he just descend from Mt. Olympus? Hephaestus comes to mind.

He was hot but the years are catching up to him

I don't know why, but I have the sneaking suspicion he may, possibly, use steroids.

Ugh bump, R45.

Worked with him a few times, Nicest fucking guy in person and yeah sexy as hell..

Dave's Drax stole GoTG from Dopey Dumbfuck or whatever his name is.

[quote]Worked with him a few times

Doing what?

Press for GotG and Man with the Iron fists...he remembered me from Iron Fists..very nice guy. He was very excited about being in GoTG..

Groupie. Likely a lie.

[quote]Did he just descend from Mt. Olympus?

I'm thinking a descent from Australopithecus is more likely.

He was better looking when he was younger. But he's not terribly handsome, and the obvious steroid abuse is a big turnoff.

r54 yes of all the lies I would tell, working with David Bautista ranks right up there....this is why people never post stuff.

When he was in the wrestling business, he had a rep for being a major manwhore. Hooking up with several women wrestlers and even more ring rats (female wrestling groupies). And this included when he was married to his then-wife who was suffering from cancer.

Always thought he was so sexy but I prefer him with hair on head, not bald. Still, I want him deep in me.

wretch

r58 is hurt and wounded by your disbelief!

Stud.

Oh, my. He's not a gay porn "star"?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. That man could beat me like a rented mule.

R65 He looks as if he'd enjoy it as much as you would, you horse's ass.

Would love to bury my face in that armpit.

I'm with you, OP, that man is fucking HAWT!

I'll admit his face isn't the most beautiful I've seen, but he's definitely not fug.

But the body? Smokin'! I wanna lick it all over before he fucks me like a stallion!

I've no idea why most DLers are obsessed with pathetic scrawny twinks, like Bieber or the 1D losers. What kind of grown man wants to fuck someone who looks pre-pubescent? It's fucking sick, imo.

Imagine him in a 3-way with Randy Orton and Cody Rhodes.

Dear God, yes!

I always thought those navel tattoos were only a gay thing.

I'm always learning.

Who is R70, Curly?

He was so much fun in "Guardians of the galaxy." So great to know he'll be in sequels. He did ALL his own stunts, of course.

I agree, R73. He had some very broad humor in his dialog and he played it just right every time.

"Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies!"

He's got those chinky eyes.

Ah so.

No, but you've got Racist Cunt Breath, R76.

Can't wait for that "blocking" feature to appear.

Stud.

Fug.

[quote]Fug.

I'm sorry to hear that, R80, but this is a thread about Dave Bautista, not 'One word to describe your looks'.

R80, I'm sure you're as ugly as you are taste-impaired.

Why do people get so defensive when another person doesn't share their opinion as to what is attractive?

R80/82 - thanks for the confirmation!

If I thought this guy was attractive, I'd feel defensive about it.

Swamp thing.

I want him pounding my boi-pussy until it hurts.

Give me Roman Reigns any day.

Stud.

HUNK!

Well, he's done something horrendous to his face since this thread was started...

Jesus...this thread is so damned old...hard pass.

The steroid abuse has really done a number of his trapezoids. Each one is bigger than his entire head.

[quote]Greekapino?

Greekapinx!