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Tig Notaro "goes topless" in the NYT

Tig Notaro couldn’t possibly deliver a stand-up act as bold as her last one, right?

How can you get more startling than walking onstage and saying: “Thank you, thanks, I have cancer. Thank you, I have cancer. Really, thank you”?

That 2012 show confronted her breast cancer with unsparing honesty and comedy as intricate as it was raw. Louis C.K. called it one of the greatest sets he had ever seen.

Which made her New York Comedy Festival performance on Thursday night at Town Hall all the more remarkable. After revealing that she had undergone a successful double mastectomy with no reconstructive surgery, she told the crowd that she had thought of doing the show with no shirt, almost daring the audience to make her do it. One more shout from the fans, and she ripped off her shirt with one tug, standing topless, wearing only jeans, in front of hundreds of people.

She had done this before, at a show at the Los Angeles club Largo last month, and on Thursday, her demeanor remained firmly wry. “I’m very aware that people are like: ‘When is she gonna?’ ” she said, referring to putting her clothes on. “I’m not gonna.”

Comedians often show audiences their scars, but never so literally. The point here was not merely to shock, as quickly became clear. In fact, it was to convince us that there is nothing to be shocked about. For the next 30 minutes, Ms. Notaro told jokes so funny and involving that any anxiety or tension in the room disappeared.

It was a set as unusual and funny as the 2012 one (also at Largo), but was even truer to her singular aesthetic. She showed the audience her scars and then, through the force of her showmanship, made you forget that they were there. It was a powerful, even inspiring, statement about survival and recovery, and yet, it had the larky feel of a dare.

Ms. Notaro employed her signature moseying delivery and dry punch lines. But longtime fans noticed an additional defiance on display.

Ms. Notaro became famous for a set that was something of an anomaly in her career, far more confessional and straightforward than her usual work. Before she talked about cancer onstage, her comedy was unsentimental and formally experimental in a way that drew attention to its own artifice. It was more Andy Kaufman than Richard Pryor.

Thursday’s show, part of her “Boyish Girl Interrupted” tour, was a return to form, albeit a little more caustic than usual. It was as if she had set out to prove that cancer (and success) would not soften or compromise her comedy. She alternated between moments of delirious silliness (like getting the crowd to sing “Yellow Submarine” while imagining the scene when Ringo Starr explained to his wife that he had written the song) and a sunny aggressiveness that could even become slightly hostile with the audience.

Even standing onstage half-naked, she offered comedy that kept you at a distance. Her jokes hinged on digressions that appear more chaotic than they really are. A story about trying to cast a man to play Santa Claus in a comedy video had a tricky structure similar to that of one of her classic old bits about repeatedly meeting the singer Taylor Dayne, an increasingly bizarre tale told in such an odd, fragmented manner that you started to distrust it.

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by Anonymousreply 202April 7, 2018 5:36 PM

Ms. Notaro likes replaying events from multiple perspectives and delights in how inflection can change the meaning of a joke — for example, examining how subtle shifts in emphasis can change the phrase “That’s what she said.”

She performs casual offhandedness convincingly, but make no mistake: Her work is meticulous. Like a master magician, she gives the audience members the illusion of control, while pushing their buttons the whole time.

The difference in this show was that the way she manipulated the crowd was more pointedly overt, and manipulation was actually the show’s dominant theme. Taking her shirt off is not a subtle attention grab, but neither is orchestrating a standing ovation through some funny passive-aggressiveness. Ms. Notaro’s new act is not just about conquering illness. It’s an ingenious expression of the commanding and persuasive power of art. She shows that comedy can not only transform tragedy into humor, but that it can also distract people from the most marketed and objectified image in popular culture: the naked female body. It can move a crowd into standing and cheering for three minutes, too.

There we all were, laughing at ourselves for doing what we were told. As we did, Ms. Notaro slowly picked her clothes off her stool, unfolded them and carefully put them on like a professional who had finished a satisfying day at work, and was not ready to slip on some pajamas. Not content to settle for an ordinary exit, she leapt offstage into the crowd and walked down the aisle, triumphant.

by Anonymousreply 1November 8, 2014 4:18 AM

She's actually copying Chelsea Handler who started this trend a few weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 2November 8, 2014 4:19 AM

Please.....bore me

by Anonymousreply 3November 8, 2014 4:25 AM

Please don't wake the Tig troll. Those ugly incestuous Spitzberg sisters are the only people who care about this chick.

by Anonymousreply 4November 8, 2014 4:43 AM

She has cane-face for days.

by Anonymousreply 5November 8, 2014 5:59 AM

"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee"

by Anonymousreply 6November 8, 2014 6:15 AM

What some cane faces won't do for fame.

by Anonymousreply 7November 8, 2014 1:46 PM

"She had done this before, at a show at the Los Angeles club Largo last month, and on Thursday, her demeanor remained firmly wry. "

by Anonymousreply 8November 8, 2014 4:44 PM

Did Tig talk about her mother's death? It's really hysterically funny. Her mother tripped, fell down and hit her head and then she died. Who doesn't find that funny!!!! I get a pain in my said from laughing so hard.

by Anonymousreply 9November 8, 2014 5:12 PM

Oops! That's "pain in my side..."

by Anonymousreply 10November 8, 2014 5:15 PM

[quote]Her work is meticulous. Like a master magician, she gives the audience members the illusion of control, while pushing their buttons the whole time.

Good god, this is a revoltingly fawning review. Paid for?

by Anonymousreply 11November 11, 2014 11:13 AM

I had two comments on this, but I had them removed.

by Anonymousreply 12November 23, 2014 5:03 AM

She is truly ground breaking and paving the way for young comics like me. I just had major hemorrhoid removal surgery and will be doing my act at Slappy's Laugh Shack naked from the waist down.

by Anonymousreply 13November 23, 2014 5:18 AM

Thirteen replies since November 8th? Guess she's not the "beloved DL fave" after all.

by Anonymousreply 14November 23, 2014 5:29 AM

It's kinda funny when that person wrote so many words over so many posts on here about how she faked the cancer and never had a mastectomy.

by Anonymousreply 15November 23, 2014 5:32 AM

May she get stage 4 ovarian next, to spare the world of her tedium.

by Anonymousreply 16November 23, 2014 6:28 AM

It's already been done, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 17November 23, 2014 7:28 AM

Could easily be a make up artist's work. Can't trust a word this fame whore says.

by Anonymousreply 18December 27, 2014 9:17 AM

Does he go to MichFest?

by Anonymousreply 19December 27, 2014 9:29 AM

Eat your heart out,haters. Tig's documentary, "Tig," premieres at Sundance next month!

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by Anonymousreply 20December 27, 2014 9:33 AM

Comedy gold.

by Anonymousreply 21December 27, 2014 11:32 AM

R19 I thought the same thing. What a hit she would be at MichFest. There and there alone.

by Anonymousreply 22December 27, 2014 11:44 AM

R22, the breast casting would be very emotional for Tig, so would the cheese ball contest.

by Anonymousreply 23December 27, 2014 11:50 AM

R23 yeah, but seriously isn't this story insane? She twice defiantly rips off her shirt, after coming up with an obviously phony story of a TSA worker harassing the hell out of her?

She has access to the best make up artists. If she really had cancer, why did she lie over and over again about treatments and other aspects of her "Cancer Story", and why is she evading the press?

More importantly,why did she have breasts a month after "surgery" when she did some b.s piece for the Sundance Channel?

After this set she was hospitalized. Likely couldn't stand her failing tour.

Imagine this nutjob producing a documentary about her self and calling it... "Tig."

The batshit knows no bounds.

by Anonymousreply 24December 27, 2014 12:18 PM

Yeah, it does look like she still has breasts in that episode of "The Mortified Sessions." But I suspect that show was taped before her surgery in September 2012. It aired just about six weeks after her surgery, and it would be almost impossible for her to look as good as she does if she'd JUST had a double mastectomy. The most reasonable explanation is that it was taped before she went into the hospital.

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by Anonymousreply 25December 27, 2014 12:32 PM

So she gets diagnosed and immediately books this "Mortified Sessions"? Before surgery? Within a three week window?

Let's pretend that makes sense... Doesn't explain why she told six (or more) different versions of nearly every aspect of her cancer story.

Over time, she changed ever detail -- considerably. Same thing as what happened with her evil stalker story.

Notaro is sick in the head.

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by Anonymousreply 26December 27, 2014 12:55 PM

R25 She looks pretty rancid, but she never lost a hair or suffered any downtime because she is lying.

by Anonymousreply 27December 27, 2014 1:01 PM

Of course she lies, she's a celebrity. They all lie. They all give different answers to the same questions at different times.

And she name drops like a complete asshole. This article (which I looked up earlier to find the date of her surgery) is nothing BUT name dropping. Half the stories she tells seem fake because she's always trying to make herself look so awesome.

She obviously had the surgery, and she's obviously a self-serving, exaggerating asshole. The most likely scenario here is that she had cancer (or the gene that made her likely to develop breast cancer) and then, just through her natural assholery, added so much crazy shit to the story that it now sounds fake.

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by Anonymousreply 28December 27, 2014 2:57 PM

[quote]The batshit knows no bounds. Is this a tiny bit of self-awareness seeping through?

by Anonymousreply 29December 27, 2014 3:12 PM

Co starting that Willis bitch?

by Anonymousreply 30December 27, 2014 3:20 PM

[quote]Did Tig talk about her mother's death? It's really hysterically funny. Her mother tripped, fell down and hit her head and then she died. Who doesn't find that funny!!!!

Fabulous! I laugh every time someone mentions the death of their mother. It's such a funny experience.

by Anonymousreply 31December 27, 2014 3:46 PM

She looks like Karen Carpenter going F2M.

by Anonymousreply 32December 27, 2014 4:11 PM

She never had cancer. Period.

Ask yourself why she is so fucking desperate to make herself a star? And to have her PR shills do overtime work on DL of all places.

We are the only ones snarky, bitchy and real enough to call this crazy cunt out on her lies and fake cancer. Others may think it, imply, suspect it, maybe even KNOW it, but no where but HERE would anybody dare to call her the liar, the whore that she is.

And she just can't resist defending her insane lies.

by Anonymousreply 33December 27, 2014 4:46 PM

She's more like a nightclub personality than a comic. She's just not funny.

by Anonymousreply 34December 27, 2014 7:09 PM

R28- I can see your reasoning, but how to explain that she told 6 or more different dates of diagnosis? 6 different version of her treatment. 3 different version of this and that. Not one aspect of her story holds up when she yammers on too much.

Once it was no treatment, then radiation,then hormones. Even her largo cancer story is insanely full of holes. And, she used it to get money and the illusion of fame.

She's not a celebrity. She trudged along and then tried desperately to get famous. First,she invented a stalker,and then it was cancer. Now, it's some other ailment. Amazing.

Louis CK's website and other venues say if you download her tape "most of money goes to cancer research" If she is lying about having cancer, and I very strongly suspect she is -- that is grand fraud.

by Anonymousreply 35December 28, 2014 5:59 PM

R33 You got tig thing pegged.

Did you know that she uses Cosby's lawfirm to remove any post about her(that isn't her own PR efforts) Marty Singer scared the hell out of the webmaster for this thing?

Her desperate quest for fame is fascinating in a grotesque way.

by Anonymousreply 36December 28, 2014 6:06 PM

R13 LOL. I have a corn, so I'm going to go shoeless at the next open mic.

by Anonymousreply 37December 28, 2014 6:07 PM

How does she afford that R36?

by Anonymousreply 38December 28, 2014 6:07 PM

How does she have the money to pay for Marty singer, does she Do sex acts on the side? Family money?

by Anonymousreply 39December 28, 2014 6:09 PM

R38 Her best friend, Nick Kroll,hooked that up. He has billions and unreal connections.

by Anonymousreply 40December 28, 2014 6:21 PM

Tig's fugly stalker getting arrested:

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by Anonymousreply 41December 28, 2014 6:21 PM

When she engaged Nick Kroll in her vendetta, she got Marty Singer and cops and other mind blowing favors.

He also hooks her up with the PR.

by Anonymousreply 42December 28, 2014 6:23 PM

How is kroll connected to cops and pr? Must be through his billionaire dad.

by Anonymousreply 43December 28, 2014 6:34 PM

yeah tig's a useless cunt with good connections

by Anonymousreply 44December 29, 2014 3:25 AM

R43 Kroll's father Jules is Bill Bratton's Boss. At the time of that raid,and all the assualts on Notaro's victims, Bratton was Chief of LAPD.

Jules Kroll is one of the members of the Economics Club- The seven hundred most powerful people in the world. Kroll is the the number 1 name in military gear to law enforcement, the number 1 name in goverment contracts. Deep ties to Law Enforcement all over the world. Kroll does the reviews of Police Departments. Google Kroll LAPD consent decree and Kroll North Carolina Police.

Kroll also scouts for "talent" and if it finds prosecutors, cops, and judges with "talent" they get very lucrative positions with Kroll's hundreds of businesses world wide.

As for PR, Nick Kroll's father also employs journalists and offers lucrative positions for those who are willing to write what he wants them to write. That's just the press, Kroll hooked Notaro into the best PR that money could buy.

Kroll has contacts at the most prestigious publications, and Nick is not ashamed to call in favors for himself and his friends.

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by Anonymousreply 45December 29, 2014 9:28 AM

r41 is now using ugly stalker rather than just stalker. How dear.

Ripping off shirt was supposed to be a career booster. The fact that no one is buying it has left Tig more demented than ever.

Very bad lighting during that insanely corrupt and scary false arrest.

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by Anonymousreply 46December 29, 2014 9:40 AM

R32 The F2M thing might be behind a lot of this. Notaro has taken to wearing suits and ties. She also has begun discussing transgender issues a lot. Google Krullapalooza.

It is entirely within her character to mutilate herself to save her dying career.

Or,she got a makeup artist to give the appearance of scars. The one thing that can't be debated, is that Notaro is very disturbed, very desperate for fame, and that it is a pathological liar who uses Nick Kroll's favors non stop.

by Anonymousreply 47December 29, 2014 9:52 AM

I understand what you're saying, R35, and I'm completely put off by Notaro for a variety of reasons.

The thing is, I've learned in my 20-odd years online that people will fake shit even if they don't have to. A Canadian lady I knew on Usenet about 15 years ago would lie and say she was in the hospital with a rare tropical parasite, stuff like that. Turned out she WAS sick, but was an alcoholic and just lying about WHY she was in the hospital.

Another guy faked a suicide attempt and said he was trolling to get revenge on people he didn't like. He turned out to be genuinely suicidal and was 5150'd last year.

So I have no trouble at all believing Notaro really was sick but is so fucked in the head that she sounds like she's lying even the few times she tells the truth.

by Anonymousreply 48December 29, 2014 10:01 AM

Great. The Spitzberg stalker sisters are ALL over this thread. AGAIN. Don't you cunts know that no one would even remember who this Tig chick was if it weren't for you? You're her own free publicity team! Just go back to barricading yourselves in your apartment eating each other out and get off the computer already. You're insufferable drama-addicted dykes who need to get lives.

by Anonymousreply 49December 29, 2014 10:43 AM

pretty pretty

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by Anonymousreply 50December 29, 2014 10:49 AM

Eww how twisted this Tig thing can get. Now she's resorting to accusations of incest to discredit?

Likely she is so twisted and incapable of love that she sees any close sisters as having incest.

I love the pretense of "no one who she is so leave her alone."

You are not fooling anyway, Notaro. You are truly the grossest sod who ever strutted.

by Anonymousreply 51December 29, 2014 11:27 AM

R48 With most people you'd assume there is some truth to what they say, but with Notaro you can't assume that.

I saw her in action. She just has no regard for the truth. The type of thing where she'll take advantage of Nick Kroll's connections to bury someone who never had any interest in her, of any kind. A sociopath, without a doubt. So,though your reasoning is totally sound,and genuine- you are not dealing with a normal human. She's not just crazy, she's bad, so she would invent advanced cancer while being healthy as a horse.

by Anonymousreply 52December 29, 2014 11:33 AM

That picture cropped badly to give the appearance of homeliness.

Better pictures will have to be put up soon to counter that... Hmmmm. First, some weight loss necessary.

My god, this Tig creature is some nightmare. Couple her with Nick Kroll... When bad comedians attack.

by Anonymousreply 53December 29, 2014 11:38 AM

Tig,

Why don't you tell these Dataloungers how you hired Lavely and Singer to delete any thread not favorable to you. Tell them what Marty did for you because of your connection to Nick Kroll.

Tell them how you got LAPD defective John Gregozek through Kroll, and tell them what he then would do to assure you victory in the Defamation lawsuit filed against you.

Tell them how you got on a stand and lied and lied - said that Lauren beat you up all the time, you had roommates, tons of lies, obvious lies. tell them how your Kroll connections made the public defender too scared to even cross examine you. Tell them how you or someone you know made threatening calls to UTA agent Heidi Feigin(then with willam Morris.) Repeated calls to her saying, "Why are you testifying for the other side." That is witness tampering, Kroll and Notaro. And, though Alissa Sterling(careerist public defender) was informed of this crime, she did nothing. So much more you will have to answer to one day.

You should consider consequences when you gleefully, and without any reason,set out to destroy good people.

by Anonymousreply 54December 29, 2014 11:49 AM

R48 Any rational person would think that this is all too elaborate to be a scam. Yet,if you are forced to look into it(because frankly who the hell would care much, so you'd have to be forced,) you see that from the night of the "cancer set" she had PR working to sell the tape. Then,the same journalists that write puff pieces about Nick Kroll were pushing her tape and her comedy. Andrew Goldman at NYT for one. Even the blogger who set the whole thing in motion, Kira Hesser, is a friend of Kroll. It gets nuttier and nuttier but soon you see that it's possible that everything was faked, from the start.

Hard to easily believe, but Nick Kroll is so beyond connected that it's mind blowing.

Kroll did a podcast with Notaro where he refers to himself as "Upper Middle Class." She says " Oh Nick You are so so much more than Middle Class" He responds "Oh Ok I'm 1%." She says," Oh Nick You and that checkbook of yours."

Then she seems concerned that she offended him. She says, "Nick I hope you aren't angry and you don't take me off your list." And, he earnestly says," No. No. You are top of that list"

And,that is true.She and John Mulaney are at the top of his insane little list. It's not a list of those he loves most,it's a list of those he thinks will ultimately reward him the most.Or,those he thinks have done him favors and whom he needs to repay. That is how his father got so successful etc.

All too nutty to digest easily. Thanks for listening.

by Anonymousreply 55December 29, 2014 12:26 PM

Webmaster, are you fucking kidding me? Are you going to let DL devolve into a hangout for mentally ill stalkers? Please stop this.

by Anonymousreply 56December 29, 2014 12:32 PM

What happened,Crazy Tig?

Nick Kroll not paying for Marty Singer anymore? You never even counter sued during the defamation suits...Why? Because no one ever said one lie about you. That is also why you can never win a defamation suit so you get dirty Kroll cops to fix the cases.

Why is datalounge so dear to you? Did savvy old Nick Kroll tell you that you need the gay audience to succeed? You should have profusely apologized for the slander,and all would have been resolved. But instead, you thought Nick Kroll could make your ugly actions go away.

Why don't you try to make it on talent, and not on faked stalkers and faked cancer?

Stalkers don't stalk in twos (or threes according to Notaro)you deranged fame hungry moron.

by Anonymousreply 57December 29, 2014 1:15 PM

Webmaster are you going to let DL devolve into a palce where mentally ill z list comedians get Marty Singer to censor threads STARTED by Tig Notaro?

by Anonymousreply 58December 29, 2014 1:18 PM

Tig Notaro is now making calls to get the thread,she started, removed. How unbelievably lame.

by Anonymousreply 59December 29, 2014 1:23 PM

Please webmaster,Tig has been through enough. Why don't you delete ASAP!!!!

by Anonymousreply 60December 29, 2014 1:32 PM

Er... you don't know what trolldar is, do you?

by Anonymousreply 61December 29, 2014 1:34 PM

I don't need to think about trolldar. I'm not trolling. R60 was sarcastic reference to R 56

Are you asking the person who is imploring the webmaster?

by Anonymousreply 62December 29, 2014 1:42 PM

Are we REALLY wasting more topic space on this untalented monster? She is evil. Everyone who has had dealings with her has been shit on. She's evil incarnate. Fug too.

by Anonymousreply 63December 29, 2014 1:52 PM

Dear Disgusted Lez,

Please share some details. You can't imagine the damage she caused good people. Evil incarnate is right, but much relief to hear what you know. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 64December 29, 2014 1:59 PM

She obviously has no conscience whatsoever. How does she sleep at night? So many people have told me horror stories about her. She's ruthless in her pursuit to become famous. Never. Gonna. Happen. Gotta have talent first! She has minimal, if any.

by Anonymousreply 65December 29, 2014 2:09 PM

Please share some horror stories. She is ruthless enough to falsely accuse and jail and ... If you would like to share via email, maybe? I understand that you would be reluctant, considering.

You can't imagine the loss and pain she caused.We are talking three good people stolen from,and stuck with very bad PTSD. Not to mention how she used the tax payers to fund her bizarre vendetta. All for absolutely no reason that a non sociopath could understand.

Again,Thank you!!

by Anonymousreply 66December 29, 2014 2:32 PM

dear disgusted Lez, maybe you can tell me on twitter- if you are on twitter. I don't blame you for being wary. But if you ever get the urge -- @TrivagoD

In her defense,she does have minimal talent.But the likeability thing is non existent. Now, Nick Kroll...no talent whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 67December 29, 2014 2:49 PM

Nasty cunt.

by Anonymousreply 68December 29, 2014 3:12 PM

I have never heard of her, but she seems like a real piece of work, based on comments here.

by Anonymousreply 69December 29, 2014 3:13 PM

Did she really fake having cancer for sympathy? Surely not. If so, that is monstrous.

by Anonymousreply 70December 29, 2014 3:19 PM

Never heard of him.

by Anonymousreply 71December 29, 2014 3:29 PM

R70. I believe she did. And,itis monstrous. But it's not nearly as monstrous as what she did in the courts, with the help of Nick Kroll. And, she continues to spread vicious life ruining lies to keep her house of cards going.

Evil as it gets.

by Anonymousreply 72December 29, 2014 3:30 PM

Reading about Nick Kroll's powerful family connections is making me question the relative celebrity of other D-listers. Public Radio darling and boring to the point of making one suicidal alt "rocker" Ryan Adams, is he a friend of Nick Kroll, too? I just heard one of his shitty songs on the radio and honestly, it was my first thought.

by Anonymousreply 73December 29, 2014 3:55 PM

[quote]She's ruthless in her pursuit to become famous. Never. Gonna. Happen.

Sadly, she's already well-known. I've seen her on TV and heard her on radio quite a number of times and always hit the remote after two or three minutes. Just because you're one of millions who don't like her doesn't mean she's totally unknown.

by Anonymousreply 74December 29, 2014 3:57 PM

R73 Ha. I'll look into it. Kroll and family give large donations to public radio and have a documentary fund in their name. That same fund funded Tig Notaro's self titled documentary. The Lynn and Jules Kroll fund for documentaries also funds "Catapult."

And, Nick Kroll is intent on not only making himself famous, but becoming a big mover and shaker in Hollywood.

He is able to get seemingly reputable members of the Press to write anything he directs them to. So, yes it is entirely possible that Ryan Adams is on "The list." If anyone wondered why NPR was so hot for Notaro's cancer tale, wonder no more. Google Nick Kroll NPR for a small idea.

I love you Datalounge!

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by Anonymousreply 75December 29, 2014 4:40 PM

R74 She's mostly obscure, but more well known since the cancer story. She expected much more fame by now, so this degree of recognition, must be a disappointment to her.

Mulaney too was supposed to be launched into superstardom by Kroll, and that didn't work out either.

by Anonymousreply 76December 29, 2014 4:53 PM

Delete this thread. She is a good person. She has donated much time and tens of thousands of dollars to charity. She is a friend and a great person.

by Anonymousreply 77December 29, 2014 5:03 PM

troll dar r20 and watch this thread light up in yellow. but the post at r20 sounds like it's from a "pro-tig" person... ???

So much crazy.....

by Anonymousreply 78December 29, 2014 5:05 PM

R77, name one charity. You can't.

Why does this mostly unknown comedian think she has the right to have threads deleted?

by Anonymousreply 79December 29, 2014 5:08 PM

It is clear that I am not trying to hide anything here. I'm guessing I should have made the sarcasm more clear at R20.

Tig Notaro is very disturbed,and she truly is dangerous.To try to sell her here is stupid, and then to try and delete threads when people don't buy her bullshit??? That there is crazy.

r77, what charities? What about the money she promised on Louis CK's site? What happened to her EW webseries?

How is she a friend to you? Do you know what she did to someone who had nothing to with her? Do you condone bearing false witness, perjury,stealing hundreds of thousands, witness tampering, defamation, character assassination, railroading...It goes on and on.

by Anonymousreply 80December 29, 2014 5:22 PM

She's a bloody monster, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 81December 29, 2014 5:29 PM

She IS a good woman. She hardly even knew me and I was losing my house three years ago and she paid my mortgage off no strings attached. She also paid for my sister's cancer treatments and I know for a fact she has donated millions to cancer charities and even to GLBT causes. She spends many afternoons volinteering at homeless shelters and even a aids hospices. Tig is a hero to millions of her loyal fans. You people are obviously gealous of her huge talents.

by Anonymousreply 82December 29, 2014 5:37 PM

R82, BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!!! This NEVER happened.

by Anonymousreply 83December 29, 2014 5:38 PM

R81. She is. And,for whatever reason she sees Datalounge as so important that she got Marty Singer to craft cease and desists full of slanderous lies. It's a joke for her and him to call the most non-stalkerry people - stalkers.

When,that didn't work well enough,she got Kroll cops to terrorize and criminalize and a judge who knows Kroll to sign off on orders.

Only a monster would do what she did, and what she continues to do. Now, it's incest? Unreal.

Watch how the friend will not be able to cite a charity.

by Anonymousreply 84December 29, 2014 5:41 PM

It seems as though she shit on a lot of lesbians here. Is she really that awful? I shudder to think...

by Anonymousreply 85December 29, 2014 5:46 PM

r82 either you are kidding around, or you are making shit up.Name one charity. Millions of loyal fans? C'mon now.

If you are kidding - ha ha ha.

by Anonymousreply 86December 29, 2014 5:46 PM

R82 is obviously feeling the effects of the LSD she took this morning.

by Anonymousreply 87December 29, 2014 5:47 PM

There is a lot of gealousy on this thread. A bunch of nobodies playing hot shit hiding behind the spectar of the internets. Tig is the most talented comedienne of our time. She is on her way to major superstardum. Haters never prospar.

by Anonymousreply 88December 29, 2014 5:55 PM

She's is in negotiations for her own sitcom on Lifetime or HBO. Those are the two she's is negotiating with. Either way she's is about to be rich beyond you people's wildest dreams. Bunch of nobodys hating. She's is laffin' all the way to the bank, sistahs!

by Anonymousreply 89December 29, 2014 6:05 PM

Tig really has a heart of gold and is well-loved around the globe.

The World Medical Association (WMA) is giving her a special award for making cancer into such a fun topic. People all around the globe are laughing hysterically when they get a cancer diagnosis.

After turning her mother's death into a comedic event, the Funeral Directors of America (FDA) have made Tig an honorary mortician.

She's flying to Athens today to perform comedy routines for the relatives of those killed in the Greek ferryboat fire.

by Anonymousreply 90December 29, 2014 6:06 PM

Yeah, fucking right, R89. She does not have the talent to pull off a guest appearance on a sitcom, much less headlining her own!

by Anonymousreply 91December 29, 2014 6:06 PM

Someone told me she has even shit on Louis CK now. Is that true? He was a huge supporter of hers.

by Anonymousreply 92December 29, 2014 6:08 PM

I can't believe this thread hasn't disappeared.

Tig NEVER talks about her days living in Austin (she's from a suburb of Houston). While in Austin, she was MADLY and creepily in love with one of my best friend. How she achieved any level of notoriety is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 93December 29, 2014 6:10 PM

Tig Notaro is beautiful inside and out. Her comedy is hilarious, and some of the funniest art I have ever witnessed. She is smart, sexy, and witty. Obviously, some of you folks are envious. Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 94December 29, 2014 6:11 PM

As much as R88 seems like a joke, it could be the real deal because that is how Tig Notaro thinks and expresses herself.

I never saw her spell this badly,but I guess her spell monitor is nowhere to be found. Notaro told someone she failed 7th grade twice and 8th grade one. Then, it was 9th grade three times. Then, it was 7th grade once and eighth grade twice so who knows anymore how undereducated she really is.

by Anonymousreply 95December 29, 2014 6:13 PM

She makes my pussy vomit. That Olive-Oyl thing actually went topless? God forbid. She has no tits. How could she go topless? Barf!

by Anonymousreply 96December 29, 2014 6:16 PM

I someday see her where Ellen is. She has the talent to have her own sitcom and talkshow. Maybe Ellen will give Tig her show when she retire.

by Anonymousreply 97December 29, 2014 6:20 PM

You people have no shame. The poor woman has cancer and is undergone harsh treatments while you all make terrible sport of her. You should all be ashame.

by Anonymousreply 98December 29, 2014 6:23 PM

R97, She couldn't star in a public access channel's local sitcom. She has no comic timing.

by Anonymousreply 99December 29, 2014 6:25 PM

Why is it that all of the people supporting her on this thread cannot spell worth a damn and have shitty vocabularies? The same person posting over and over again? Tig perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 100December 29, 2014 6:27 PM

This thread is giving me a killer case of the shits! Metamucil anyone?

by Anonymousreply 101December 29, 2014 6:29 PM

GREATEST COMEDIENNES EVER:

1. Tig Notaro

2. Phillis Dilller

3. Ellen Degeneras

4. Rosie O'Donald

5. Roseanna Barr

by Anonymousreply 102December 29, 2014 6:31 PM

She makes me sooooo wet.

by Anonymousreply 103December 29, 2014 6:34 PM

She is awesome. I love her so. The funniest lady evah!

by Anonymousreply 104December 29, 2014 6:35 PM

Check her out, she's coming to a town near you soon. Get your tix now. They're going fast.

by Anonymousreply 105December 29, 2014 6:36 PM

R105, I got to see her. She is just grand. I would even pay $2000 for a tickit to see her.

by Anonymousreply 106December 29, 2014 6:38 PM

She won a grammy people so shush! She is so much more than a bunch of nobodys who love to hate. She has a grammy what do you got?

by Anonymousreply 107December 29, 2014 6:40 PM

The only place I ever see her name is once in a blue moon on the Datalounge.

I haven't bothered to read through 100+ posts in this thread. I did read the OP. She had cancer and did a couple of sets without a shirt. I don't know why all that fawning "Louis CK says.." is in there.

Weird. Is it her mother posting this shit?

by Anonymousreply 108December 29, 2014 6:41 PM

R107, Bullshit. She did not win a fucking Grammy! Pull you head out of your cooch and smell the coffee!

by Anonymousreply 109December 29, 2014 6:42 PM

Tig can go fuck her rancid pussy with something hard and sand papery. Then she can just fuck the hell off.

by Anonymousreply 110December 29, 2014 6:43 PM

I want to eat her poosey.

by Anonymousreply 111December 29, 2014 6:44 PM

R100 She put it out in the press(that Kroll secured her) that she was dating a Missy Pyle.

Then out of nowhere it was a Stephanie Allyne. So, maybe it's Tig,or maybe it's this Allyne character.

The one with the morticians society/Greek Funeral is clearly a hilarious datalounger. But the others... who knows.

R93 I was told by another comedian that she preys on straight girls in distress. She is creepy, and yet she likes to turn non creepies into creeps. And,she gets away with it...Mostly.

by Anonymousreply 112December 29, 2014 6:44 PM

R109 She did won the grammy I saw it on the tv that very night. Dont tell me what i saw and didn't saw? She won the grammy.

by Anonymousreply 113December 29, 2014 6:46 PM

Both Notaro and Spitzberg are performers at comedy clubs. On May 5, 2008, Notaro filed a petition for a restraining order to stop harassment by Spitzberg. The petition, supported by Notaro's declaration, sought protection for Notaro and three friends who lived with her. On May 5, 2008, the trial court issued a temporary restraining order against Spitzberg and an order to show cause setting the matter for a hearing on May 28, 2008. Spitzberg filed an answer on May 27, 2008. Her answer responded in detail to the allegations of the petition. The petition and answer provided the following information:

Spitzberg and Stephanie Willen had a three-month relationship, which ended in May 2007. In August 2007, Notaro and Willen were in a café having coffee when Spitzberg approached their table and began to yell insults at them, "including `fucking dyke,' `ugly,' `cunt,' and `bitch.'" They ignored Spitzberg, who followed them outside, became more belligerent, and "shoved/pushed" Notaro. Spitzberg denied pushing Notaro.

On the evening of April 7, 2008, after Notaro performed at Largo, Spitzberg approached her and asked Notaro if she remembered her. Notaro said that she remembered meeting her and that Spitzberg had been aggressive and had pushed her. Notaro then said she did not want to talk to Spitzberg and told Spitzberg to leave her alone. Spitzberg became enraged. Notaro was fearful that the situation would escalate and had Michael Griffee, the doorman at Largo, escort Spitzberg out of the club.

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by Anonymousreply 114December 29, 2014 6:47 PM

The whole world is gealous of a superstar. Who would of guess?

by Anonymousreply 115December 29, 2014 6:47 PM

Ellen once called her the next big thing. She raved about Tig. Now that Tig is huge Ellen won't let her on her show. Gealous? I think that she is.

by Anonymousreply 116December 29, 2014 6:49 PM

At the May 28, 2008 hearing, Notaro and Spitzberg appeared in propria persona. Notaro, Griffee, Whitaker, Willen, and Kevin Seccia, a comedian at Largo on April 12, 2008, testified for Notaro. According to Griffee, Spitzberg verbally harassed him on April 12, 2008, and also said, "`That bitch can't get me thrown out of here.'" According to Seccia, on the evening of April 12, Notaro was nervous, upset, and "freaked out" about performing. Spitzberg said to Seccia, "`We're going to get her,' and `You tell her it isn't over. Any time she goes out the house, any time she performs, I'm going to be on her. I'm going to show up. This is now my job.'"

by Anonymousreply 117December 29, 2014 6:50 PM

Can anyone prove that she faked having cancer?

by Anonymousreply 118December 29, 2014 6:51 PM

Kathy Griffin beat Tig Notaro for the Grammy. You know how I know that, R113? It's because of this article entitled:

[bold]Kathy Griffin Beat Tig Notaro at the Grammys Last Night[/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 119December 29, 2014 6:52 PM

What's with all the illiteracy on here? I have never seen so many typographical errors. It looks like people are fucking drunk.

by Anonymousreply 120December 29, 2014 6:53 PM

R90 so much funny on this thread now, but yours... I absolutely adore you. Killed me good!Thank you.

Again, I love you Datalounge! All of you except for you know who...

by Anonymousreply 121December 29, 2014 6:54 PM

R119 Then Kathy Griffith is lying. Tig won that grammy fare and square. I saw it on the tv.

by Anonymousreply 122December 29, 2014 6:55 PM

Don't know if this is legit, but from the interweb:

No good answers that a non-sociopath can understand. And, I don't have the pull to get her medical records(Not lucky enough to be bff's with Nick Kroll,) But, I’ll present you what I think is a slam dunk circumstantial case -- not only did she lie about having a stalker, but from second one, the whole cancer set was a set up. From conception to execution to the press, and all that would follow. A complete sham.

by Anonymousreply 123December 29, 2014 7:00 PM

Okay, R122, now why don't you go have a nice lie down?

by Anonymousreply 124December 29, 2014 7:10 PM

Tig Notaro keeps posting an "appeal decision" that was gained by fraud, and that was won strictly due to Nick Kroll's special phone calls.

If you look at the appeal online(where it was posted immediately and when I was jailed for no legal reason) you will see that Lavely and Singer won that appeal for her. They won it for her while I was jailed(for no viable reason) and it was based entirely on the fraud she'd perpetrated in a Judge Gerald Rosenberg's court(Jules Kroll's good buddy.)

Not one line in that appeal is true. Her lawyer said police came. They never came.It says she had three roommates. she had none. There was no pushes, no fights, no harassment by me. She made it all up and that is a form of stalking and harassment. Tig invented it all and smirked as she ruined a stranger's life.

Her lawyer from Lavely and Singer made up the most defamatory lies just to win, and they made sure I couldn't go to the oral hearing, and put it on the record. If this thread is not deleted by tomorrow morning, I will show you how every line that slob is posting,from the appeal,is false.

If the thread is deleted please follow me on twitter, @TrivagoD - if you have any interest in seeing how deeply evil is this tig thing, and how deeply evil is Lavely and Singer(Cosby and Bryan Singer's lawyer for those who might not know.)

by Anonymousreply 125December 29, 2014 7:18 PM

How could that appeal have any grain of truth if your own talent agent, Heidi Feigin, called my lousy lawyer and told her, "Tig is making it all up. I don't know why she is lying like this."

Then she told same lousy lawyer that a Hunter Seidman was repeatedly calling her and in a threatening voice was saying, "Why are you testifying for the other side?" In retrospect, I think she assumed it was Notaro's Manager,Seidman, but it really was Kroll. Why did four other completely unbiased witnesses say you lied about every single thing.

What happened to the seven criminal charges that were filed against me because Nick Kroll "hooked you up" after you were sued for defamation. C'mon,what happened to those charges,you maniac?

What happened at trial where the judge against all law would not permit a "collateral attack of the restraining orders." Why did that happen,Mathilde the maniac? What did the judge say at the end of the trial?

Nick Kroll's favors and how you used them should have landed you in prison for years.Be happy you escaped justice,you abscess of a "woman."

by Anonymousreply 126December 29, 2014 7:32 PM

Tig for two and two for tig. Love you Tigger. Fight the good fight, dahlin'. Don't listen to a bunch a nobodys. Tig, you shit bigger than these nobodys. LOL. Luv ya Tigs!

by Anonymousreply 127December 29, 2014 7:45 PM

R108- interesting story behind that writer, Jason Zinoman.

He constantly pushes the comedians on Nick Kroll's "list." Amy Shumer,Peter Holmes, Kroll,Notaro...

When Letterman Booker,Eddie Brill,wouldn't book any of those mentioned, Zinoman wrote an extremely strange hit piece on Brill that led to Brill's firing,after years and years as the booker.

Shumer is the niece of Chuck Shumer and she uses that connection well. This is all googlable. If you read the article she figured prominently in his firing.

I could not make this shit up.

Others that I have no doubt are on Nick Kroll's payroll include Andrew Goldman(NYT) Andrew Marantz(The New Yorker) Eric Spitznagel( freelances for big publications}David Sims(all over the place plants promos for the list)

There are dozens more. It's jaw dropping stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 128December 29, 2014 7:46 PM

Liars get cancer.

by Anonymousreply 129December 29, 2014 7:46 PM

R127 is high on Tig's pussy juice.

by Anonymousreply 130December 29, 2014 7:48 PM

We love you Tig dont listen to these nobodys. You are a great talent and love by millions worldwide. Fuck tha haters.

by Anonymousreply 131December 29, 2014 7:51 PM

Nick Kroll is a good and just man. Tig is a amazing comedienne. Millions love her. Her fanbase grows by the day. The haters just become more of a bunch a nobodys ever day. Nobody loves a nobody in this world.

by Anonymousreply 132December 29, 2014 7:53 PM

Why cant you haters use your own names when u post not hide behind the internets. Post your own name then we see who you really are... a nobody. Tig RULES THE WORLD!!!!

by Anonymousreply 133December 29, 2014 7:55 PM

It's a tribute to you precious tiggy, R120.

by Anonymousreply 134December 29, 2014 7:58 PM

Oh for fucks sake!

by Anonymousreply 135December 29, 2014 8:38 PM

Gig Notaro Goes Brainless In New York City!

by Anonymousreply 136December 29, 2014 8:44 PM

GEALOUS NOBODYS?!

by Anonymousreply 137December 29, 2014 8:48 PM

First he faked having that internet boyfriend now this. What some people won't do for publicity.

by Anonymousreply 138December 29, 2014 8:48 PM

FUCK THA HATERZ!!!

TIG RULES THA WORLD 4-EVAH!!!

Tig owns Lisa Lampanelli, Rosie, Roseanne, Ellen, etc. TIG RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 139December 29, 2014 8:49 PM

Of all the weirdness on this thread, "Honorary Mortician" takes the prize.

by Anonymousreply 140December 29, 2014 8:50 PM

What exactly is a "TIG NOTARO?" Something Lidia adds to the sauce?

by Anonymousreply 141December 29, 2014 8:57 PM

After Alissa Spitzberg inevitably kills Tig Notoro or Nick Kroll in one of her paranoid schizophrenic rages, Chloe Sevigny could win an Oscar playing her in a biopic. Who could play Tig?

by Anonymousreply 142December 29, 2014 9:08 PM

R141, It's a terrible, nasty STD. It's itchy and very irritating. Lots of pus and drainage.

by Anonymousreply 143December 29, 2014 9:44 PM

She has no soul.

by Anonymousreply 144December 29, 2014 9:45 PM

I'm sitting here taking a shit in the ladies room at work and reading all this stuff and I am laughing myself silly on the pot. This chick can't be that bad, can she? If so, I am amazed. She sounds like a cross between Hitler and Bin Laden.

by Anonymousreply 145December 29, 2014 9:49 PM

[quote]Weird. Is it her mother posting this shit?

No, she's dead. Isn't that hilarious? Tig does a great job of telling how much fun it was to have her mother die.

With a name like Tig, I suppose she doesn't have to do the name change like Chastity to Chaz.

Cancer? No. Just going down the trannie road.

by Anonymousreply 146December 29, 2014 10:09 PM

Why do people on DL always post such vicious stuff against this barely-known comedian?

by Anonymousreply 147December 29, 2014 10:14 PM

Did she really joke about her mother's death? What did she say?

I don't know much about Tig except for the fact she's hideous.

by Anonymousreply 148December 29, 2014 10:18 PM

R145, Add a dose of Richard Speck and a dash of Linda Hunt,and you've got yourself a ... TIG.

R146, I bet she'll change his name to Tigger, after the transition. God help us all.

R140 I love that person!The Mortician line and the Acronyms! And,the Greek funeral.

R142- Got the Chloe Sevigny comparison a lot. That and more flattering ones but who cares. Never had paranoia or schizophrenia, but of course you have to keep lying your ass off, "Tig" you deranged sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 149December 29, 2014 10:27 PM

From LA Weekly.

You've appeared on a lot of great TV shows like Community, The Office and The Sarah Silverman Program. What's been your favorite acting experience so far?

I loved doing Sarah's show, but I was on a stupid stupid sitcom called In The Motherhood. It was just so dumb, and it was one of those bittersweet things where you're on primetime TV and making more money than cable, but it's just so embarrassing. I remember putting an episode in my DVD player and just going, "Oh no. Oh no." But it was really fun to do because I was friends with so many of the cast members.

Cheryl Hines was on the show and she and I are friends and we had this moment where it was really a problem how much we were laughing. The director had to ask her to please leave the set, because she couldn't pull herself together and she kept blaming it on me. So that was kind of a weird curveball that was a lot of fun

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by Anonymousreply 150December 29, 2014 11:01 PM

Whatever happened to the thing she was supposed to be doing for Showtime?

Here's the promo from last summer, but the show's URL is dead.

I guess it was aborted.

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by Anonymousreply 151December 29, 2014 11:42 PM

Any time her name comes up, things get creepy fast.

The Great and Powerful Nick Kroll - seriously?

Come on.

by Anonymousreply 152December 29, 2014 11:55 PM

R151 Interesting. She was slated to have a Webseries,produced by EW magazine. After showing one episode,it was pulled.

Notaro had to say something so she said it was pulled because of copyright issues. Namely, the name" Up Close with Tig Notaro" had already been taken,see.

Titles are not coyprightable,and of course there was no other show called,"Up close with Tig Notaro" but alas just another insane lie she gets away with.

Nick Kroll is working overtime for her these days.

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by Anonymousreply 153December 30, 2014 9:39 AM

Tig Notaro "goes titless" in the NYT

by Anonymousreply 154December 30, 2014 9:55 AM

[quote]What exactly is a "TIG NOTARO?"

Poor Anagram of "I GOT NO TITS" ?

by Anonymousreply 155December 30, 2014 10:04 AM

Could they not track down uh... "loyal fans."

"Acclaimed comedian Tig Notaro launches a nationwide search for loyal fans to perform in their homes for a documentary to air on SHOWTIME."

What does loyalty entail when dealing with a third rate comedian?

And,why can't these friends of tig or tig herself name one charity? As a condition for downloading her cancer tape at 5 dollars a pop, she and Louis CK promised to give "most of it to charity."

by Anonymousreply 156December 30, 2014 10:07 AM

R152- it is hard to believe. Unless you have a very hard to believe incentive to dig in any way. Eric Spitznagel profiled Nick Kroll for Playboy his month. Google that name and Krolls and NPR and Kroll for just a small idea.

Google Andrew Goldman NYT and Kroll and Notaro for a little more. It's endless how many of the same names pop up. Google Kroll Atlantic and Kroll Grantland if you want to see how the press can be manipulated when Nick makes some calls. While you are at check out John Wenzel and Eric Spitznagels best of comedians lists.

There are too many more examples where it becomes clear that certain "journalists' are on the take I one is Nick Kroll or those on his list. A list that Notaro mentions in her podcast.

Consider that Lake Bell won Sundance Screenplay contest last year though I heard her screenplay was awful(In a World). She is supposedly Nick Kroll's ex and she is a good friend now. Guess who is hosting Sundance this year... Tig Notaro and her documentary has been chosen. Guess who funded that documentary? Well, I'll tell you... Jules and Lynn Kroll(Catapult) Guess who hosted Gotham awards last year...? Nick Kroll is the answer.

Nick wants to be a huge success and he is doing anything he can to not only be famous but to impress his father with his business acumen.

Nick Kroll is calling in favors from his father and brother and mother's businesses. He is not great, and he wouldn't be powerful if he wanted to be a self made man. Notaro's hype from NPR and PBS and Esquire and GQ and Rolling Stone and NYT Krolls hype from those same publications is not some organic fandom or critical respect, I assure you.

by Anonymousreply 157December 30, 2014 11:15 AM

I would be perfectly happy if I never, ever, heard or saw the name "Tig Notaro" ever again.

Why the fuck are any of you paying any attention to this no-talent nobody?

by Anonymousreply 158December 30, 2014 11:31 AM

ok .......but who cares?!!?

by Anonymousreply 159December 30, 2014 11:38 AM

well the internet cares, R159. She broke it see.

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by Anonymousreply 160December 30, 2014 12:01 PM

I don't get the comparison to Kim in R160 's article.

Tig is no where near the web phenomenon of Kim Kardashian.

I'm really believing there's something behind the manufactured positive press to try to make Tig Notaro "happen."

Also, she should just be honest about her transitioning from FTM.

by Anonymousreply 161December 30, 2014 1:02 PM

[quote]she should just be honest about her transitioning from FTM.

The cancer tale gets her a great deal of publicity so she'll stay with that for awhile. She can save the transitioning tales for future publicity.

by Anonymousreply 162December 30, 2014 1:36 PM

She should get more press than Angie Jolie, according to her fans and friends!

R161,it is hard to buy.But,it's all true.The manufacturing began when she faced ruin if a lawsuit was heard. Instead, Nick Kroll made it so the lawsuit was sabotaged, and she got a lot of money and press from faked cancer.

Nick Kroll really screwed her over when he got Marty Singer to bury someone and he had to make it up to her. He did it to help, but it wasn't a good idea, and now she was being sued, and faced deserved financial and reputational ruin.

It's very complicated. But those two are massive D list frauds who played the legal system in very evil ways, and now they are playing the public.

I wonder why she isn't getting Marty to take this thread down. Maybe the webmaster finally refuses to comply with these maniacs.

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by Anonymousreply 163December 30, 2014 1:37 PM

She has taken to wearing suits and ties and male vests. It's really getting to look like she maybe removed her breasts ala Chaz Bono.

Then again, she does have access to the best make up artists(Via Kroll or even Sarah Silverman)

Her topless stunt is too fishy. A New Yorker Writer says it was impromptu. A New York Times writer says it was done at Largo weeks before. Then this...

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by Anonymousreply 164December 30, 2014 1:55 PM

I saw her on Conan a while back. I was very unimpressed. Her "comedy" is very tedious.

by Anonymousreply 165December 30, 2014 2:00 PM

[quote] Why do people on DL always post such vicious stuff against this barely-known comedian?

It's only two very crazy sisters who use their smartphones, tablets, etc to post here as if they are a number of different people. They're on youtube and you can see how nutty they are. There's a video of police carrying out a search warrant on their apartment. They are stalkers.

Why the webmaster of Datalounge has decided to give them a home here is beyond me.

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by Anonymousreply 166December 30, 2014 2:04 PM

Not one bit of truth to that R166,and you know it,and those posting here know it. The Webmaster likely just won't put up with Marty Singer's bullshit letters at this point.

There is no such thing as sister Stalkers. That makes no sense. If Notaro really had a stalker why isn't the stalker in jail? And, why didn't Notaro renew her bogus restraining order? So many more question, Mathilde. You are a monster, Mathilde. And, you need to face it.

Why are you so desperate to remove this thread, R166? We know you can still afford Lavely and Singer. What happened to your Webseries, and Showtime special, Tig? Why did you get naked in NY? Did you even? Or, did Nick Kroll get you some more journalists to sell your fake stories?

What happened with that search warrant,Tig. What did it produce? What happened at trial, Tig? Why did your agent, Heidi Feigin, sign up as a witness for the defense? What did she tell Alissa Sterling. What did the judge say when he threw it all out after a 12 day trial?

Why was your manager or another male calling her to intimidate her. Why did Officer Jacqueline Montalvo dispute every word you and Nick Kroll said. What happened to her three days after she informed the prosecution that she would be a witness for the defense? C'mon Mathilde, answer one question. Oh yea and what charity did you donate to?

by Anonymousreply 167December 30, 2014 2:29 PM

See?

I'm not Tig Notaro (I think she's a terrible "comic" BTW; totally unfunny), but she is being stalked by Englebert Humperdinck ladies. Here are the police carrying out a raid at Alissa Whatsherface's home. She is obsessed with Notaro and minor comic Nick Kroll.

I mean Jesus, if you're going to be obsessed, go big and aim for Larry David or Roseanne or someone who at least had their own show that made money.

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by Anonymousreply 168December 30, 2014 2:37 PM

Sure, Tig at R168, My god why can't tig get this thread removed? The webmaster must be getting very threatening letters from Marty Singer.

Why does this webmaster finally grow a spine? Hmmmm. I'd bet the webmaster hates Notaro's guts. Imagine getting crazed threatening letters from Lavely and Singer for a Z list comedian?

Imagine that she keeps putting up promotions here, and when others don't like her... she gets them deleted. It's ridiculous. It's deranged fame-whoring of a different kind.

Indeed if me and my lovely sister took up stalking we would not stalk minor hard on the eyes comics. Spot on,you maniac. You resort to disgusting incest filth because you have not one bit of favorable evidence.

If you are not Tig R168 tell me who you are so I can take legal action asap. Of course, you will just troll and spread lies.

A raid with 18 cops and no charges filed pursuant to the searches. And, what happened at Trial? What happened to the 7 charges that were filed over two years? Why on earth did Notaro not get Lavely and Singer to even renew her fraudulent restraining order? Was it because she knew heidi julius, sam, leslie spann, might show up this time? Why won't you answer these simple questions?

by Anonymousreply 169December 30, 2014 2:51 PM

Why can't Notaro even keep the date of her diagnosis one bit straight?

Why can't she keep her treatments one bit straight?

Why can't she even keep the story of the set straight. according to her version, Louis CK is a liar. So many more questions.

why was Nick Kroll mentioned as the one to be present as she got her "diagnosis."

Why too was he mentioned as the key witness for the charges brought and the restraining order when he was never even present? Why did the same exact writers who hype the execrable kroll hype notaro's cancer? My sister is a beauty but we can't figure out that webcam - so blurry.

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by Anonymousreply 170December 30, 2014 2:59 PM

The shit you can find on the net.

Court ordered psyche evaluation of Ms Spitzberg:

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by Anonymousreply 171December 30, 2014 3:22 PM

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by Anonymousreply 172December 30, 2014 3:24 PM

Yes two city attorneys interested in getting jobs with Kroll did set up a Stalin Era competency fraud. Let me go find the two doctors who were horrifed and told the court there was absolutely nothing wrong with me. Why don't you tell them about Dr. Ronald Markman and Dr Susan Duppee's evaluations while you are at it.

Boy does Kroll fight filthy.

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by Anonymousreply 173December 30, 2014 3:30 PM

I sound a bit addled in this post because what was done by tig and kroll has left me somewhat addled. But,I'm still as sane as it gets. And, I'm the last thing from a stalker.

sorry dataloungers for this display but this actually is very serious and very scary stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 174December 30, 2014 3:34 PM

"She talks in rapid speech and is difficult to follow due to flighty nature of her thought content. She quotes legal terms but not in context."

Sounds like schizophrenia.

by Anonymousreply 175December 30, 2014 3:44 PM

When I wouldn't plea when innocent, Nick Kroll set into motion a mind blowing competency scheme. The charge was brought solely to make me drop the civil defamation suit.

Google Martin Boags and Charles Boags and realize that Martin Boags came up with the scheme. That is if you give a damn,and I do not blame anyone for not giving a damn.

Realize that every judge that played along was appointed by Arnold Shwartzenegger and that Marty Singer was behind his appointment to governor,and is rumored to have helped Arnold pick judges. Of course this sounds nuts, but it's all easily verifiable.

Realize that Nick Kroll got a cop named John Gregozek to submit perjured report after perjured report. Every lie submitted by Notaro and Nick Kroll was presented as gospel, though early on every statement made by them was proven to be false and malicious.

The former head of Gregozek's unit now works for Kroll- Gregory Boles. Gregozek's Supervisor, Jeffrey Dunn, sought to get the same lucrative position by pleasing Jules Kroll's idiot son. Same with Gregozek and other members of this notoriously corrupt unit.

It is a long and very hard to stomach story, but in the end after a very limited trial(the judge cited judicial economy and would not let me attack the validity of the restraining order and it was not one bit valid) the prosecutors dismissed 4 charges in the furtherance of justice when witnesses began coming to court and they could not let a jury see these completely bogus chargs. The judge dismissed two charges on his own, a very rare disposition.

Then, the one charge that reached the jury got no defense by the careerist louse of a public defender(the paid lawyer ran off with the money and left us with her)and 11 thought me guilty of telling a Martha Kelly " Tell her to stop doing this it's killing my mother." You see a violation of a fraud order.And,guess what this violation suddenly was recalled 18 DAYS later, a few days after I sued Notaro for defamation.

When Gregozek was asked why he was pressing for charges he knew were false he said, " What could I do. you sued her didn't you." In other words, you brought the wrath of Kroll when you sued Marty Singer's client. Singer uses Kroll as his "private investigators" and for "litigation support."

So one smart soul on that jury got it and caused a mistrial.

The judge saw too much and did a very very rare thing. The judge then dismissed it in the interests of justice. Would not permit a retrial. This always indicates malicious prosecution. At the end he said, "I am very concerned. The money the waste the power used to gain a conviction." He treated me like gold the whole time and acted as if he despised Notaro.

He was then demoted for this courage,I was told by a court insider. It goes on and on. Basically, they anticipated on plea and for me to bow to this kind of epic bullying.I'd then be too scared to go on datalounge or write anything on a blog.

When I wouldn't plea they tried everything to derail a trial because they had no chance of winning and a lot of dirt would get out.

I hate to have to defend myself at all when I did nothing wrong but I've suffered from depression and anxiety for years, but never any paranoia or schizophrenia or the both of those combined. The only time I had a delusion is when I was 4 and I got a very high fever. I am told I saw a rat that was not present.

by Anonymousreply 176December 30, 2014 4:14 PM

R175 Google Kaushal Sharma and Appeal.

Talk to any lawyer in L.A and have them tell you what they think or Kaushal Sharma. Realize he never spoke to me. I never quoted any legal terms to him in context or out of context. He is known as a "whore" by anyone who is familiar with him. He answers to the highest bidder. I speak moderately quickly, but I am not particularly "flighty" Even if I was, how is that relevant. The problem with his "report" is that he never conducted any test or any discussion with me.

Why did Dr. Markman(a big big shot in forensic psychiatry) concluded at the end of our session, "you are as sane as me, what is going on here?" Same with Dr. Suzzanne Dupee. She was so mad they dropped it right after her report. Too many witnesses they didn't anticipate since I left the court...That's some story how we left the court before I could be completely buried. Wow did we foil them in such epic ways.

Why is it that in my many decades of going to psychiatrists,for anti depressants,not one diagnosed me with anything but depression and anxiety?

Why is it that not one person prior to this tig notaro fiasco ever even called me "crazy."

Hmmmm Stalker. Incest. Schizophrenia. What next,you charmers?

by Anonymousreply 177December 30, 2014 4:32 PM

Yayyyyy, it's show your boobies day!

No Grandma! Not you! You either Gramps.

by Anonymousreply 178December 30, 2014 4:40 PM

You kan kut the krazy with a knife in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 179December 30, 2014 4:57 PM

There's a new Trannie in town.

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by Anonymousreply 180December 30, 2014 5:16 PM

This whole thread seems to be Alissa and Tig fighting each other back and forth. If you remove all of their comments, this thread would be empty, save one or two replies, like this one. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 181December 30, 2014 5:44 PM

Tig is da

bomb

by Anonymousreply 182December 30, 2014 6:43 PM

I would not be surprised if the sycophantic Tig posts are just Alissa behind a different a IP. They are too over the top to be real.

by Anonymousreply 183December 30, 2014 6:59 PM

Just discovered her now. She's funny and her humour is not gross a la Whitney Cummings.

Love her bit about meeting Taylor Dayne.

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by Anonymousreply 184February 25, 2015 6:53 PM

Huffpost had this odd bit of self-promotion from Notaro and I thought of all the stories on Datalounge.

This is also the first time I've seen a post on Huffpost with comments section disabled.

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by Anonymousreply 185February 25, 2015 8:56 PM

I really haven't seen or heard her much before, but just caught her new Showtime special with John Dore. Wow, unbelievably unfunny. And she really does milk this being sick schtick for all its worth.

by Anonymousreply 186June 6, 2015 1:33 PM

It's true R186, she does. Tig is untalented and kind of creepy, which is why the Notaro stalker (Spitzberg, I assume) gets so much attention when she first starts talking about these PR conspiracies. But like the Clooney Loon, people figure out she's a nut pretty quickly.

by Anonymousreply 187June 6, 2015 2:01 PM

She played typecast as a Louisiana swamp shrew in that Ryan Phillipe torture movie (which was quite good, btw).

by Anonymousreply 188June 17, 2015 5:28 PM

She's yesterday's news. Amy Schumer has the career Tig was hoping for.

by Anonymousreply 189June 17, 2015 5:34 PM

This thread is always good for a chuckle. Probably ranks in the top 10 weirdest and most confusing threads ever created on DL.

by Anonymousreply 190June 17, 2015 6:24 PM

She got a one-page spread in EW. All about her troubles.

by Anonymousreply 191July 27, 2015 6:18 PM

Her documentary is now available on Netflix

by Anonymousreply 192July 27, 2015 6:19 PM

is this explained

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by Anonymousreply 193July 27, 2015 7:26 PM

Tig is not funny.

I also don't like the way she threw Louis CK under the bus.

by Anonymousreply 194January 21, 2018 10:31 PM

"tig" jesus please, what a stupid "name" is INSANE. check out this blog..... if you care.

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by Anonymousreply 195January 21, 2018 10:43 PM

I wonder why she didn't get this thread deleted?

by Anonymousreply 196January 22, 2018 1:07 AM

R195 she's even crazier than that blog post shows

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by Anonymousreply 197January 22, 2018 1:09 AM

I find Tig and the drama that swirls around her exhausting. I read some blog entries a few years ago and don't have the energy to read any old or new posts to try and recall what all transpired. Crazy to see there are news posts there in 2018.

by Anonymousreply 198January 22, 2018 1:39 AM

R197: That blog you linked is linked to all the other ones about her and also some in the about that CK fuck as well......keep going. It is basically one blog in a ton of sections....

by Anonymousreply 199January 22, 2018 4:08 AM

bumperoo just because

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by Anonymousreply 200March 22, 2018 12:10 AM

Hi Tig or Nick Kroll or Stef Willen, have you seen this Youtube's comments?. Fascinating to see how Tig keeps fucking up. It's as if she's possessed with the desire to self destruct. You can get the terrified Muriel to keep deleting datalounge threads all you want but it doesn't change the fascinating fact that Notaro is defective AF and Jules Kroll and Marty Singer can't stop her true colors from escaping.

can't start a thread on this cause DL webmaster won't allow it cause Marty Singer and Jules Kroll took "measures." For those who don't know who those guys are please do some googling. To start Kroll Weinstein or Marty Singer Danny Masterson, Charile Sheen, Brett Ratner, Casey Affleck, Stallone, Shwartzenegger, Bryan Singer AND I did you knot - "Tig" Notaro.

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by Anonymousreply 201April 7, 2018 5:12 PM

The threads on this person are always a puzzle

by Anonymousreply 202April 7, 2018 5:36 PM
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