Wow.
I'll take three to go, please.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 29, 2014 1:10 PM |
Is he cut or uncut? I can't tell.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 29, 2014 1:15 PM |
Can you believe he's the father of 3?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 29, 2014 1:17 PM |
Had him.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 29, 2014 1:18 PM |
He has tits like roasting platters
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 29, 2014 1:19 PM |
Alpha Male right there, brah.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 29, 2014 1:21 PM |
[quote]Can you believe he's the father of 3?
Actually, I can. If I were his wife, my vagina would be stuck to his penis at least 12 hours a day. At least.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 29, 2014 1:25 PM |
Facially he looks weird. It works for Thor but not for real life. I remember thinking how weird he looked in Star Trek.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 29, 2014 1:39 PM |
I don't get the attraction at all.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 29, 2014 1:55 PM |
He was great in Rush
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 29, 2014 1:59 PM |
Eh. Both Hemsworths are overrated.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 29, 2014 2:39 PM |
Too bad about his face
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 29, 2014 2:50 PM |
Do you think he farts?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 29, 2014 3:11 PM |
He was terrible in Rush
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 30, 2014 10:45 AM |
R17 Are you thinking of Chris Pine? He played Kirk in the Star Trek movies.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 30, 2014 10:51 AM |
He's perfect! Tall and buff with gorgeous hair and eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 30, 2014 10:53 AM |
Is the OP photo just a bad one? What's his bottom half look like?
Because in OP he has the torso of a god but his thigh looks the same as that skinny chick in White Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 30, 2014 10:54 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 30, 2014 10:55 AM |
Face is bland.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 30, 2014 11:00 AM |
His smoking hot looks are enhanced by his deep and incredibly sexy voice.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 30, 2014 11:39 AM |
Pug face.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 30, 2014 11:48 AM |
He is one of those rare birds who can look insanely hot, average, or fug depending on the lighting/expression. I find him to be quite sexy regardless, partly due to his amazing voice.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 30, 2014 11:51 AM |
Uncut. YUMMO!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 30, 2014 12:00 PM |
He has the type of face that won't get better with age. Without the gym body he would look like one of those nasty old truckers hanging out in gas stations and diners in cheap horror movies.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 30, 2014 12:30 PM |
Just looked at OP's pic. The thigh situation is sad. All that time in the gym and you can't be bothered to do a few lower body exercises? Joe Mangiello (sp?) has that same chicken leg situation.
I would over look it if he were not so boring with no range outside of Thor. He even said he was boring. At least he is self-aware, which is rare in Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 30, 2014 12:51 PM |
R19, I rhink Hemsworth played Kirk's dad in Star Trek.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 30, 2014 12:56 PM |
He was born to play Thor, and totally forgettable and unimpactful in other roles, just like Chris Evans.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 30, 2014 1:03 PM |
[quote]Are you thinking of Chris Pine? He played Kirk in the Star Trek movies.
Hemsworth also played Kirk, George Kirk, Pine's father. Not a lot of screentime but his good looks made him memorable to me. I remember thinking what a pretty man when I first saw him in Star Trek.
For some reason when I see pics of him frolicking around on the beach I always think that guy must be getting loads of pussy, and not just from his wife. He just has an aura of a guy who sticks it in wherever he can. Apologies to Chris if that's not the case.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 30, 2014 1:06 PM |
He hangs around with DL fave Matt Damon.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 30, 2014 1:12 PM |
He was very good in "Rush", a Ron Howard film that went nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 30, 2014 2:28 PM |
Except for all of those pre-cancerous moles, R3
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 30, 2014 2:49 PM |
R33, interesting given that Matt and Chris vary quite a bit in age. I wonder what their attraction and interest in each other is? I don't think they've done a film together.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 30, 2014 5:19 PM |
Agreed, R28. He looks backwoods.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 30, 2014 5:41 PM |
R18 I thought Rush was his best movie, albeit Daniel Bruhl still outacted him
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 30, 2014 7:24 PM |
Nobody cares about his range R29. Go shit on someone else's thread. And are you seriously criticizing his lower body?
God, I bet everyone hates you.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 30, 2014 7:43 PM |
R40, You must care a lot since you are so angry and taking it so personally that everyone does find him as hot as you do. And yes, unless you are into chicken legs, his lower body is lacking. I guess I am not into boring actors with a lopsided bodies and Deliverance face.
And the studios care about his range when people are not interested in seeing him as anything but Thor.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 31, 2014 12:03 AM |
Um, I guess you told me R41. Angry? I really don't care that you think his lower body is lacking (WTF?) but this thread is obviously not about his acting prowess, so why even go there?
You come across like a wet blanket.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 31, 2014 11:52 AM |
Chris has been named PEOPLE Magazine's newest Sexiest Man Alive.
Excellent choice!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 19, 2014 9:26 AM |
Odd choice. I'm not sure he has any movies coming out this holiday season. I thought they always picked someone with something to push?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 19, 2014 1:06 PM |
I got it half right. On the sexiest thread I said it should be him AND his brother.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 19, 2014 1:20 PM |
How's his PR marriage going?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 19, 2014 1:23 PM |
Not my type at all. Long-haired men who'd make attractive women turn me off big-time for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 19, 2014 1:57 PM |
Most excellent cum gutters. The rest, though, doesn't excite me; and the too broad and too plain face looks better scruffy.
Well-posed, eyes-open, and scruffy he can look very good...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 19, 2014 2:33 PM |
zero charisma
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 19, 2014 2:38 PM |
[quote]Alpha Male right there, brah.
Thanks for the update, Blanche.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 19, 2014 2:40 PM |
[quote]You come across like a wet blanket.
Ooh, you're reaching for the BIG GUNS!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 19, 2014 2:41 PM |
All THREE Hemsworth brothers are hot but my favorite is the not-as-famous shorter one. He is just perfection. Luke... I want you.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 19, 2014 2:41 PM |
Your link is bad, r53! Sorry.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 19, 2014 5:33 PM |
Do you think the Hemsworth brothers fart in front of each other or have farting contests?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 19, 2014 5:38 PM |
Hes got an insanely hot body but the face is a little too rough for me. Can totally see why women are mad for him.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 19, 2014 5:55 PM |
Handsome, but wouldn't have chosen him.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 19, 2014 5:56 PM |
Very handsome, but those beady eyes creep me out.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 19, 2014 5:58 PM |
r56, most women don't care that is why his movies flop.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 19, 2014 6:00 PM |
great body but fucking AWG face if we ever saw one. Much better choice than Adam Levine but neither are the "sexiest". fuck hollyweird.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 19, 2014 6:02 PM |
I really thought NPH was going to win this. Didn't even make the semifinals. Damn.
This guy who won, he's obviously handsome, but he does nothing for me. He is as satisfying as a meal of melba toast and club soda.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 19, 2014 6:06 PM |
His shirtless scene in "Thor" literally stunned me the first time I saw it. Incredible.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 19, 2014 6:10 PM |
Neil Patrick Harris?! Really? God this political correct bullshit is going too far.
Hemsworth was a good choice-much better than Adam Levine (ewww) and the older Johnny Depp.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 19, 2014 6:13 PM |
I thought for sure Chris Pratt would be chosen, because, not only has he buffed up and is looking mighty fine lately, but also he's had quite a breakthrough year (THE LEGO MOVIE, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY) and looks to continue his winning streak next year (JURASSIC WORLD).
Furthermore, Pratt was chosen as GQ's Man of the Year for their December issue.
Hemsworth has been in a bunch of ensemble hits (THE AVENGERS, STAR TREK), but he's never really had a breakthrough moment. Not even his THOR movies barely made a blip in the public's consciousness.
I know the title is "Sexies Man Alive" but Pratt embodies the whole package.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 19, 2014 6:13 PM |
Beady little eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 19, 2014 6:20 PM |
Luke is meh.
Liam is the hottest but Chris is built better.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 19, 2014 6:45 PM |
Chris Hemsworth is the only man in Hollywood who does it for me. His voice alone is orgasm inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 19, 2014 6:51 PM |
Dear Chris,
My penis would like for me to deliver a message to you: * * * *
( ( ( ( B O I N G ! ! ! ) ) )
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 19, 2014 6:55 PM |
Chris has no gay rumors whatsoever? There must be something.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 23, 2014 6:02 AM |
Liam's nose is a little too big for my taste. Chris is the hottest and I love that he's tall, not a short leading man.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 23, 2014 6:13 AM |
R62 - pretty sure I gasped at that scene.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 23, 2014 6:13 AM |
Did Adam Levine ever win the title or was that a rumor?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 23, 2014 6:18 AM |
R73, he was last year's winner. I know... barf.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 23, 2014 6:31 AM |
So the gays wanted their obviously unappealing famewhore NPH to win this just for the sake of wanting an openly gay man as sexiest man alive? Glad Thor got it!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 23, 2014 6:34 AM |
Liam has to be bisexual, if he was dating Miley.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 23, 2014 6:55 AM |
Liam is allegedly getting cozy with Jennifer Lawrence. That was probably cooked up as PR for Mockingjay though.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 23, 2014 7:00 AM |
I can't believe Chris has 3 kids and is only 31! Jesus. No wonder his gold-digger wife always has a shit-eating grin.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 23, 2014 7:06 AM |
R79, how is his wife a gold-digger? They married before he hit it big, and she's got her own career as a model, actress, and film producer.
You guys always want to blame the woman for everything. Why can't they be happily married? You're always looking for some defect in people's relatiionships, especially straight couples.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 23, 2014 7:16 AM |
Based on the Liam/Fallon clip, I'd say he's a complete bore. Why bisexual?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 23, 2014 7:21 AM |
The knock on Elsa is that she has been “up-trady” in her dating history before she landed Hemsworth. The most “infamous” was her time with Adrien Brody; he bought a castle for her and she turned around and dumped him for another guy. Other stories about her is that she bigfoots a red carpet, even when it’s a movie she’s not in, including her husband’s. There are stories out that Elsa was signing autographs during one of Chris’ film premieres. It was off-putting to some because it was not her place. What really got the ball started was when she and Chris got married. She sold pictures to a Spanish magazine, but there is not one picture of Chris in them.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 23, 2014 7:27 AM |
Wow, didn't know that!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 23, 2014 7:30 AM |
R80 sounds like a frau.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 23, 2014 8:05 AM |
Elsa is seven years older than Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 23, 2014 11:03 AM |
All three of the brothers are a bore. Chris has a Michael Mann movie coming out in January and there is zero buzz and looks like a flop. No matter how well the set up him or his brother in their own movies, they are uninteresting and flat. A good body will only get you so far. I was actually surprised by how little people cared about him being selected. At least Levine got people talking.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 23, 2014 11:52 AM |
Real Straight Aussie men have lots of kids and Older wives!!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 23, 2014 12:21 PM |
R64 needs some condoling about his crush Pratt "not being chosen," but I have too much contempt to do it?
Would one of you nice people do it, please? She's grieving.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 23, 2014 12:25 PM |
Chris looks much better with shorter hair. I'm not loving the Thor look. He looked so much better in his brief role in Star Trek.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 23, 2014 1:44 PM |
His legs look skinny.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 23, 2014 2:03 PM |
Chris is horrendously good looking with short hair.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 23, 2014 3:14 PM |
Skinny legs
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 23, 2014 3:18 PM |
When interviewed Chris often seems to "get" the joke 30 secs after everyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 23, 2014 8:03 PM |
Liam does seem awfully dull in that interview. He's the best looking IMO. Chris is bigger and manlier, but I think he'll get fat and look bad when he ages, whereas Liam will age as an average guy.
IF Liam is bi or gay, he's in a great position right now. Even if he does see negative effects, he'll be forever remembered in this gigantic film franchise.
And holy shit, if he starts dating Brenton Thwaites, it'll be the hottest thing ever. I could also see him with our new Flash, Ezra Miller.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 23, 2014 8:20 PM |
Why would he buy the People's Sexist slot without a movie to promote? I don't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 23, 2014 8:41 PM |
B/c Pratt got GQ man of the year and Gosling didn't want it. And I think he has 2 movies coming out in the near future, Denzel.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 23, 2014 8:46 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 23, 2014 9:06 PM |
same scene as r98 but lower quality, but longer length
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 23, 2014 9:32 PM |
R102 I was watching Rush with my dad and when that part came on my dad nodded and said, 'yeah, he's a stud.' I couldn't disagree. Great ass.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 23, 2014 9:52 PM |
Wait...sooooo in Rush...was he laying down onto his stomach, nude for some particular reason?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 23, 2014 11:10 PM |
The OP's picture is what I'm using as my workout guide.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 23, 2014 11:15 PM |
His body is like a giant arrow pointing to his cock.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 23, 2014 11:17 PM |
Pratt wasn't going to get the title because he's not famous enough, nor has he had a lot of mainstream success outside of GOTG.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 23, 2014 11:23 PM |
He's hot (for a blond). What a twee cover shot of him, though.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 23, 2014 11:27 PM |
At least he seems genuine compared to the DL's pretentious gay role models NPH, Zach Quinto and Matt Bomer.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 23, 2014 11:33 PM |
Lainey thinks Chris winning sexiest man alive is a Marvel conspiracy. She does have a point; no one gives a fuck about Thor.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 23, 2014 11:39 PM |
I would find Chris more attractive if he was single. Though, he's still hot.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 23, 2014 11:41 PM |
r107, When did Hemsworth have success outside of Thor? He is even overshadowed in his own Marvel movies by Hiddleston and Skarsgard, Sr. That Blackhat movie he has in January looks terrible and he seems horribly miscast.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 23, 2014 11:50 PM |
R110, I love comic book movies, but even I have to admit that the Thor series as a whole is weak and that Thor2 was the weakest Marvel film ever.
High hopes for Ragnarok.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 23, 2014 11:50 PM |
He reminds me slightly of a third-tier actormodel named Levi Steele. Anyone else see it?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 23, 2014 11:51 PM |
R112 lol yes!
[quote]I spend so much time working on my l337 hacker skills that I barely have time to work on my amazing body, and my heavenly tanned Aussie skin.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 23, 2014 11:58 PM |
[quote]The knock on Elsa is that she has been “up-trady” in her dating history before she landed Hemsworth. The most “infamous” was her time with Adrien Brody; he bought a castle for her and she turned around and dumped him for another guy.
I don't know this woman or anything about her, but have you taken a good look at Adrien Brody? It would take more than a castle to make me live with that face.
Did he put the castle in her name? If not, he didn't buy it for her.
A female friend told me her bf bought her a car and when they split, he took it back. I said he didn't buy her a car, he bought himself a car and let her drive it. Big difference.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 24, 2014 12:09 AM |
R112, he's a lot more famous than Pratt and has been for a few years.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 24, 2014 12:10 AM |
R104 he just got done screwing a girl in the shower and they went back to his room for more. The girl was Natalie dormer , I think.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 24, 2014 12:16 AM |
R118, is it reaching to assume that she then lubed up a dildo and worked his hole a little?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 24, 2014 12:17 AM |
R119 that's how it happened in my mind, anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 24, 2014 12:20 AM |
R112, Please, you may drool over him, but the most people know him as is that "Thor" guy. He is no where near a household name and is highly forgettable and boring despite the huge PR push. Pratt isn't a household name either, but he will be after the Jurassic Park reboot. Some people take and some people don't.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 24, 2014 12:21 AM |
R116,
The thing is this...he was madly in love with her, and she used him like crazy. Then she met Hemsworth, saw he was on his way up, and dumped Brody, to whom she was engaged. WHORE.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 24, 2014 12:21 AM |
R121,you either responded to the wrong post or misunderstood R112 completely.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 24, 2014 12:25 AM |
R80, there's a Hallmark X-Mas movie starting in 10 minutes...BE THERE.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 24, 2014 12:27 AM |
I hate Pratt. He's a proud redneck who loves to hunt. Betting he's a Republican. Besides, most of the time, he's a tub of lard.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 24, 2014 12:28 AM |
You're right. I meant to respond to R117. Thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 24, 2014 12:29 AM |
Pratt supports his gays, you dumbass.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 24, 2014 12:32 AM |
R127, and that means he's not a Republican?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 24, 2014 12:40 AM |
Chris's Oscar bait movie "The Heart of the Sea" (which inspired Moby Dick) where he lost a lot of weight is now out in March. Must be a real turkey.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 24, 2014 12:51 AM |
I read that Chris gives his greatest performance in The Heart of the Ocean.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 24, 2014 1:31 AM |
r131, then why didn't they put it in this Oscar season or wait until next year's if it was so good? The movie has been finished for a while. It was not as if it is some controversial movie, like Noah, or some little indie. I mean, people were surprised when something that was clearly meant to be Oscar bait (especially considering the director and subject matter) was dumped in the middle of March.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 24, 2014 1:43 AM |
Shame. It's an interesting cast: Cillian Murphy, Ben Whishaw, and Brendan Gleeson.
Tom Hardy managed to bag his wife a small role too.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 24, 2014 1:45 AM |
The new trailer to Jurassic Park World premieres Friday!
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 24, 2014 1:56 AM |
Oh my GAWD, thanks r135!!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 24, 2014 2:01 AM |
Whay are people getting hard ons for the new Jurassic Park movie? It's not as if the other 3 were any good.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 24, 2014 2:05 AM |
I will watch whatever Jurassic Park movie they throw at me. Love them. Had a huge crush on Muldoon from the first one when I was 11. His thighs were glorious...
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 24, 2014 2:17 AM |
Damn, Pratt looks sexy in that clip.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 24, 2014 2:25 AM |
R138...Bob Peck was a very sexy man. So unfortunate that he died too soon. :(
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 24, 2014 2:30 AM |
[quote]Damn, Pratt looks sexy in that clip.
Totally agree.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 24, 2014 2:38 AM |
Chris is always a great sport when interviewers show creditworthy clips from Home & Away and that dancing show he did.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 24, 2014 7:55 PM |
I hate the kind of movies he plays in. Guns, bang, bang, visual effects, no room for character analysis and honest emotions. Fuck you Chris. You are not an actor, if you choose to appear in that kind of films, you are just a celebrity. What a pity, because you are a handsome man, dude.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | January 12, 2015 1:24 PM |
Thank you for bumping this 3+ year old thread, r144, to say something as thrilling and enticing as "goals."
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 5, 2018 5:50 PM |
Is he of the foreskinned variety?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 5, 2018 6:02 PM |
R145, most of us don’t have the high strung Neurotic control issues you have,
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 5, 2018 6:37 PM |
Only comic book flick I watch is Thor. Nuff said.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 5, 2018 9:28 PM |
Goals bruh
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 4, 2020 1:26 PM |
As I recall, his naturally hairy chest is often shaved for effect.
And, it should be noted that he was pretty funny, playing a himbo in that “Ghostbusters” all-girl replay. In fact, he walked away with it.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 4, 2020 3:56 PM |