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Chris Hemsworth

Wow.

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by Anonymousreply 152April 4, 2020 3:56 PM

I'll take three to go, please.

by Anonymousreply 1October 29, 2014 1:10 PM

Hnnnnnn

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by Anonymousreply 2October 29, 2014 1:11 PM

Unfairly gorgeous

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by Anonymousreply 3October 29, 2014 1:12 PM

I would DEVOUR him.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 29, 2014 1:14 PM

Is he cut or uncut? I can't tell.

by Anonymousreply 5October 29, 2014 1:15 PM

Can you believe he's the father of 3?

by Anonymousreply 6October 29, 2014 1:17 PM

Had him.

by Anonymousreply 7October 29, 2014 1:18 PM

He has tits like roasting platters

by Anonymousreply 8October 29, 2014 1:19 PM

Alpha Male right there, brah.

by Anonymousreply 9October 29, 2014 1:21 PM

Come On! with this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 29, 2014 1:22 PM

[quote]Can you believe he's the father of 3?

Actually, I can. If I were his wife, my vagina would be stuck to his penis at least 12 hours a day. At least.

by Anonymousreply 11October 29, 2014 1:25 PM

Facially he looks weird. It works for Thor but not for real life. I remember thinking how weird he looked in Star Trek.

by Anonymousreply 12October 29, 2014 1:39 PM

I don't get the attraction at all.

by Anonymousreply 13October 29, 2014 1:55 PM

He was great in Rush

by Anonymousreply 14October 29, 2014 1:59 PM

Eh. Both Hemsworths are overrated.

by Anonymousreply 15October 29, 2014 2:39 PM

Too bad about his face

by Anonymousreply 16October 29, 2014 2:50 PM

Do you think he farts?

by Anonymousreply 17October 29, 2014 3:11 PM

He was terrible in Rush

by Anonymousreply 18October 30, 2014 10:45 AM

R17 Are you thinking of Chris Pine? He played Kirk in the Star Trek movies.

by Anonymousreply 19October 30, 2014 10:51 AM

He's perfect! Tall and buff with gorgeous hair and eyes.

by Anonymousreply 20October 30, 2014 10:53 AM

Is the OP photo just a bad one? What's his bottom half look like?

Because in OP he has the torso of a god but his thigh looks the same as that skinny chick in White Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 21October 30, 2014 10:54 AM

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by Anonymousreply 22October 30, 2014 10:55 AM

Face is bland.

by Anonymousreply 23October 30, 2014 11:00 AM

His smoking hot looks are enhanced by his deep and incredibly sexy voice.

by Anonymousreply 24October 30, 2014 11:39 AM

Pug face.

by Anonymousreply 25October 30, 2014 11:48 AM

He is one of those rare birds who can look insanely hot, average, or fug depending on the lighting/expression. I find him to be quite sexy regardless, partly due to his amazing voice.

by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2014 11:51 AM

Uncut. YUMMO!

by Anonymousreply 27October 30, 2014 12:00 PM

He has the type of face that won't get better with age. Without the gym body he would look like one of those nasty old truckers hanging out in gas stations and diners in cheap horror movies.

by Anonymousreply 28October 30, 2014 12:30 PM

Just looked at OP's pic. The thigh situation is sad. All that time in the gym and you can't be bothered to do a few lower body exercises? Joe Mangiello (sp?) has that same chicken leg situation.

I would over look it if he were not so boring with no range outside of Thor. He even said he was boring. At least he is self-aware, which is rare in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 29October 30, 2014 12:51 PM

R19, I rhink Hemsworth played Kirk's dad in Star Trek.

by Anonymousreply 30October 30, 2014 12:56 PM

He was born to play Thor, and totally forgettable and unimpactful in other roles, just like Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 31October 30, 2014 1:03 PM

[quote]Are you thinking of Chris Pine? He played Kirk in the Star Trek movies.

Hemsworth also played Kirk, George Kirk, Pine's father. Not a lot of screentime but his good looks made him memorable to me. I remember thinking what a pretty man when I first saw him in Star Trek.

For some reason when I see pics of him frolicking around on the beach I always think that guy must be getting loads of pussy, and not just from his wife. He just has an aura of a guy who sticks it in wherever he can. Apologies to Chris if that's not the case.

by Anonymousreply 32October 30, 2014 1:06 PM

He hangs around with DL fave Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 33October 30, 2014 1:12 PM

He was very good in "Rush", a Ron Howard film that went nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 34October 30, 2014 2:28 PM

Except for all of those pre-cancerous moles, R3

by Anonymousreply 35October 30, 2014 2:49 PM

Meryl agrees...

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by Anonymousreply 36October 30, 2014 2:56 PM

R33, interesting given that Matt and Chris vary quite a bit in age. I wonder what their attraction and interest in each other is? I don't think they've done a film together.

by Anonymousreply 37October 30, 2014 5:19 PM

Agreed, R28. He looks backwoods.

by Anonymousreply 38October 30, 2014 5:41 PM

R18 I thought Rush was his best movie, albeit Daniel Bruhl still outacted him

by Anonymousreply 39October 30, 2014 7:24 PM

Nobody cares about his range R29. Go shit on someone else's thread. And are you seriously criticizing his lower body?

God, I bet everyone hates you.

by Anonymousreply 40October 30, 2014 7:43 PM

R40, You must care a lot since you are so angry and taking it so personally that everyone does find him as hot as you do. And yes, unless you are into chicken legs, his lower body is lacking. I guess I am not into boring actors with a lopsided bodies and Deliverance face.

And the studios care about his range when people are not interested in seeing him as anything but Thor.

by Anonymousreply 41October 31, 2014 12:03 AM

Um, I guess you told me R41. Angry? I really don't care that you think his lower body is lacking (WTF?) but this thread is obviously not about his acting prowess, so why even go there?

You come across like a wet blanket.

by Anonymousreply 42October 31, 2014 11:52 AM

Chris has been named PEOPLE Magazine's newest Sexiest Man Alive.

Excellent choice!

by Anonymousreply 43November 19, 2014 9:26 AM

Odd choice. I'm not sure he has any movies coming out this holiday season. I thought they always picked someone with something to push?

by Anonymousreply 44November 19, 2014 1:06 PM

I got it half right. On the sexiest thread I said it should be him AND his brother.

by Anonymousreply 45November 19, 2014 1:20 PM

How's his PR marriage going?

by Anonymousreply 46November 19, 2014 1:23 PM

Not my type at all. Long-haired men who'd make attractive women turn me off big-time for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 47November 19, 2014 1:57 PM

Most excellent cum gutters. The rest, though, doesn't excite me; and the too broad and too plain face looks better scruffy.

Well-posed, eyes-open, and scruffy he can look very good...

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by Anonymousreply 48November 19, 2014 2:33 PM

But here, nothing to recommend...

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by Anonymousreply 49November 19, 2014 2:35 PM

zero charisma

by Anonymousreply 50November 19, 2014 2:38 PM

[quote]Alpha Male right there, brah.

Thanks for the update, Blanche.

by Anonymousreply 51November 19, 2014 2:40 PM

[quote]You come across like a wet blanket.

Ooh, you're reaching for the BIG GUNS!

by Anonymousreply 52November 19, 2014 2:41 PM

All THREE Hemsworth brothers are hot but my favorite is the not-as-famous shorter one. He is just perfection. Luke... I want you.

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by Anonymousreply 53November 19, 2014 2:41 PM

Your link is bad, r53! Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2014 5:33 PM

Do you think the Hemsworth brothers fart in front of each other or have farting contests?

by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2014 5:38 PM

Hes got an insanely hot body but the face is a little too rough for me. Can totally see why women are mad for him.

by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2014 5:55 PM

Handsome, but wouldn't have chosen him.

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2014 5:56 PM

Very handsome, but those beady eyes creep me out.

by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2014 5:58 PM

r56, most women don't care that is why his movies flop.

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2014 6:00 PM

great body but fucking AWG face if we ever saw one. Much better choice than Adam Levine but neither are the "sexiest". fuck hollyweird.

by Anonymousreply 60November 19, 2014 6:02 PM

I really thought NPH was going to win this. Didn't even make the semifinals. Damn.

This guy who won, he's obviously handsome, but he does nothing for me. He is as satisfying as a meal of melba toast and club soda.

by Anonymousreply 61November 19, 2014 6:06 PM

His shirtless scene in "Thor" literally stunned me the first time I saw it. Incredible.

by Anonymousreply 62November 19, 2014 6:10 PM

Neil Patrick Harris?! Really? God this political correct bullshit is going too far.

Hemsworth was a good choice-much better than Adam Levine (ewww) and the older Johnny Depp.

by Anonymousreply 63November 19, 2014 6:13 PM

I thought for sure Chris Pratt would be chosen, because, not only has he buffed up and is looking mighty fine lately, but also he's had quite a breakthrough year (THE LEGO MOVIE, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY) and looks to continue his winning streak next year (JURASSIC WORLD).

Furthermore, Pratt was chosen as GQ's Man of the Year for their December issue.

Hemsworth has been in a bunch of ensemble hits (THE AVENGERS, STAR TREK), but he's never really had a breakthrough moment. Not even his THOR movies barely made a blip in the public's consciousness.

I know the title is "Sexies Man Alive" but Pratt embodies the whole package.

by Anonymousreply 64November 19, 2014 6:13 PM

Beady little eyes.

by Anonymousreply 65November 19, 2014 6:20 PM

Luke is meh.

Liam is the hottest but Chris is built better.

by Anonymousreply 66November 19, 2014 6:45 PM

The three of them.

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by Anonymousreply 67November 19, 2014 6:48 PM

Chris Hemsworth is the only man in Hollywood who does it for me. His voice alone is orgasm inducing.

by Anonymousreply 68November 19, 2014 6:51 PM

Dear Chris,

My penis would like for me to deliver a message to you: * * * *

( ( ( ( B O I N G ! ! ! ) ) )

by Anonymousreply 69November 19, 2014 6:55 PM

Chris has no gay rumors whatsoever? There must be something.

by Anonymousreply 70November 23, 2014 6:02 AM

Liam's nose is a little too big for my taste. Chris is the hottest and I love that he's tall, not a short leading man.

by Anonymousreply 71November 23, 2014 6:13 AM

R62 - pretty sure I gasped at that scene.

by Anonymousreply 72November 23, 2014 6:13 AM

Did Adam Levine ever win the title or was that a rumor?

by Anonymousreply 73November 23, 2014 6:18 AM

R73, he was last year's winner. I know... barf.

by Anonymousreply 74November 23, 2014 6:31 AM

So the gays wanted their obviously unappealing famewhore NPH to win this just for the sake of wanting an openly gay man as sexiest man alive? Glad Thor got it!

by Anonymousreply 75November 23, 2014 6:34 AM

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by Anonymousreply 76November 23, 2014 6:44 AM

Liam has to be bisexual, if he was dating Miley.

by Anonymousreply 77November 23, 2014 6:55 AM

Liam is allegedly getting cozy with Jennifer Lawrence. That was probably cooked up as PR for Mockingjay though.

by Anonymousreply 78November 23, 2014 7:00 AM

I can't believe Chris has 3 kids and is only 31! Jesus. No wonder his gold-digger wife always has a shit-eating grin.

by Anonymousreply 79November 23, 2014 7:06 AM

R79, how is his wife a gold-digger? They married before he hit it big, and she's got her own career as a model, actress, and film producer.

You guys always want to blame the woman for everything. Why can't they be happily married? You're always looking for some defect in people's relatiionships, especially straight couples.

by Anonymousreply 80November 23, 2014 7:16 AM

Based on the Liam/Fallon clip, I'd say he's a complete bore. Why bisexual?

by Anonymousreply 81November 23, 2014 7:21 AM

The knock on Elsa is that she has been “up-trady” in her dating history before she landed Hemsworth. The most “infamous” was her time with Adrien Brody; he bought a castle for her and she turned around and dumped him for another guy. Other stories about her is that she bigfoots a red carpet, even when it’s a movie she’s not in, including her husband’s. There are stories out that Elsa was signing autographs during one of Chris’ film premieres. It was off-putting to some because it was not her place. What really got the ball started was when she and Chris got married. She sold pictures to a Spanish magazine, but there is not one picture of Chris in them.

by Anonymousreply 82November 23, 2014 7:27 AM

Wow, didn't know that!

by Anonymousreply 83November 23, 2014 7:30 AM

R80 sounds like a frau.

by Anonymousreply 84November 23, 2014 8:05 AM

Elsa is seven years older than Chris.

by Anonymousreply 85November 23, 2014 11:03 AM

All three of the brothers are a bore. Chris has a Michael Mann movie coming out in January and there is zero buzz and looks like a flop. No matter how well the set up him or his brother in their own movies, they are uninteresting and flat. A good body will only get you so far. I was actually surprised by how little people cared about him being selected. At least Levine got people talking.

by Anonymousreply 86November 23, 2014 11:52 AM

Real Straight Aussie men have lots of kids and Older wives!!

by Anonymousreply 87November 23, 2014 12:21 PM

R64 needs some condoling about his crush Pratt "not being chosen," but I have too much contempt to do it?

Would one of you nice people do it, please? She's grieving.

by Anonymousreply 88November 23, 2014 12:25 PM

Chris looks much better with shorter hair. I'm not loving the Thor look. He looked so much better in his brief role in Star Trek.

by Anonymousreply 89November 23, 2014 1:44 PM

His legs look skinny.

by Anonymousreply 90November 23, 2014 2:03 PM

Chris is horrendously good looking with short hair.

by Anonymousreply 91November 23, 2014 3:14 PM

Skinny legs

by Anonymousreply 92November 23, 2014 3:18 PM

When interviewed Chris often seems to "get" the joke 30 secs after everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 93November 23, 2014 8:03 PM

Liam does seem awfully dull in that interview. He's the best looking IMO. Chris is bigger and manlier, but I think he'll get fat and look bad when he ages, whereas Liam will age as an average guy.

IF Liam is bi or gay, he's in a great position right now. Even if he does see negative effects, he'll be forever remembered in this gigantic film franchise.

And holy shit, if he starts dating Brenton Thwaites, it'll be the hottest thing ever. I could also see him with our new Flash, Ezra Miller.

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by Anonymousreply 94November 23, 2014 8:20 PM

Why would he buy the People's Sexist slot without a movie to promote? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 95November 23, 2014 8:41 PM

B/c Pratt got GQ man of the year and Gosling didn't want it. And I think he has 2 movies coming out in the near future, Denzel.

by Anonymousreply 96November 23, 2014 8:46 PM

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by Anonymousreply 97November 23, 2014 9:06 PM

yes plz

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by Anonymousreply 98November 23, 2014 9:30 PM

more

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by Anonymousreply 99November 23, 2014 9:31 PM

same scene as r98 but lower quality, but longer length

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by Anonymousreply 100November 23, 2014 9:32 PM

On the other hand...lol

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by Anonymousreply 101November 23, 2014 9:34 PM

oops, r100 should link to this

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by Anonymousreply 102November 23, 2014 9:36 PM

R102 I was watching Rush with my dad and when that part came on my dad nodded and said, 'yeah, he's a stud.' I couldn't disagree. Great ass.

by Anonymousreply 103November 23, 2014 9:52 PM

Wait...sooooo in Rush...was he laying down onto his stomach, nude for some particular reason?

by Anonymousreply 104November 23, 2014 11:10 PM

The OP's picture is what I'm using as my workout guide.

by Anonymousreply 105November 23, 2014 11:15 PM

His body is like a giant arrow pointing to his cock.

by Anonymousreply 106November 23, 2014 11:17 PM

Pratt wasn't going to get the title because he's not famous enough, nor has he had a lot of mainstream success outside of GOTG.

by Anonymousreply 107November 23, 2014 11:23 PM

He's hot (for a blond). What a twee cover shot of him, though.

by Anonymousreply 108November 23, 2014 11:27 PM

At least he seems genuine compared to the DL's pretentious gay role models NPH, Zach Quinto and Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 109November 23, 2014 11:33 PM

Lainey thinks Chris winning sexiest man alive is a Marvel conspiracy. She does have a point; no one gives a fuck about Thor.

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by Anonymousreply 110November 23, 2014 11:39 PM

I would find Chris more attractive if he was single. Though, he's still hot.

by Anonymousreply 111November 23, 2014 11:41 PM

r107, When did Hemsworth have success outside of Thor? He is even overshadowed in his own Marvel movies by Hiddleston and Skarsgard, Sr. That Blackhat movie he has in January looks terrible and he seems horribly miscast.

by Anonymousreply 112November 23, 2014 11:50 PM

R110, I love comic book movies, but even I have to admit that the Thor series as a whole is weak and that Thor2 was the weakest Marvel film ever.

High hopes for Ragnarok.

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by Anonymousreply 113November 23, 2014 11:50 PM

He reminds me slightly of a third-tier actormodel named Levi Steele. Anyone else see it?

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by Anonymousreply 114November 23, 2014 11:51 PM

R112 lol yes!

[quote]I spend so much time working on my l337 hacker skills that I barely have time to work on my amazing body, and my heavenly tanned Aussie skin.

by Anonymousreply 115November 23, 2014 11:58 PM

[quote]The knock on Elsa is that she has been “up-trady” in her dating history before she landed Hemsworth. The most “infamous” was her time with Adrien Brody; he bought a castle for her and she turned around and dumped him for another guy.

I don't know this woman or anything about her, but have you taken a good look at Adrien Brody? It would take more than a castle to make me live with that face.

Did he put the castle in her name? If not, he didn't buy it for her.

A female friend told me her bf bought her a car and when they split, he took it back. I said he didn't buy her a car, he bought himself a car and let her drive it. Big difference.

by Anonymousreply 116November 24, 2014 12:09 AM

R112, he's a lot more famous than Pratt and has been for a few years.

by Anonymousreply 117November 24, 2014 12:10 AM

R104 he just got done screwing a girl in the shower and they went back to his room for more. The girl was Natalie dormer , I think.

by Anonymousreply 118November 24, 2014 12:16 AM

R118, is it reaching to assume that she then lubed up a dildo and worked his hole a little?

by Anonymousreply 119November 24, 2014 12:17 AM

R119 that's how it happened in my mind, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 120November 24, 2014 12:20 AM

R112, Please, you may drool over him, but the most people know him as is that "Thor" guy. He is no where near a household name and is highly forgettable and boring despite the huge PR push. Pratt isn't a household name either, but he will be after the Jurassic Park reboot. Some people take and some people don't.

by Anonymousreply 121November 24, 2014 12:21 AM

R116,

The thing is this...he was madly in love with her, and she used him like crazy. Then she met Hemsworth, saw he was on his way up, and dumped Brody, to whom she was engaged. WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 122November 24, 2014 12:21 AM

R121,you either responded to the wrong post or misunderstood R112 completely.

by Anonymousreply 123November 24, 2014 12:25 AM

R80, there's a Hallmark X-Mas movie starting in 10 minutes...BE THERE.

by Anonymousreply 124November 24, 2014 12:27 AM

I hate Pratt. He's a proud redneck who loves to hunt. Betting he's a Republican. Besides, most of the time, he's a tub of lard.

by Anonymousreply 125November 24, 2014 12:28 AM

You're right. I meant to respond to R117. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 126November 24, 2014 12:29 AM

Pratt supports his gays, you dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 127November 24, 2014 12:32 AM

R127, and that means he's not a Republican?

by Anonymousreply 128November 24, 2014 12:40 AM

R125, Pratt does love him some Jesus.

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by Anonymousreply 129November 24, 2014 12:40 AM

Chris's Oscar bait movie "The Heart of the Sea" (which inspired Moby Dick) where he lost a lot of weight is now out in March. Must be a real turkey.

by Anonymousreply 130November 24, 2014 12:51 AM

I read that Chris gives his greatest performance in The Heart of the Ocean.

by Anonymousreply 131November 24, 2014 1:31 AM

r131, then why didn't they put it in this Oscar season or wait until next year's if it was so good? The movie has been finished for a while. It was not as if it is some controversial movie, like Noah, or some little indie. I mean, people were surprised when something that was clearly meant to be Oscar bait (especially considering the director and subject matter) was dumped in the middle of March.

by Anonymousreply 132November 24, 2014 1:43 AM

Shame. It's an interesting cast: Cillian Murphy, Ben Whishaw, and Brendan Gleeson.

Tom Hardy managed to bag his wife a small role too.

by Anonymousreply 133November 24, 2014 1:45 AM

The new trailer to Jurassic Park World premieres Friday!

by Anonymousreply 134November 24, 2014 1:56 AM

R134, the teaser was great.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 24, 2014 1:58 AM

Oh my GAWD, thanks r135!!

by Anonymousreply 136November 24, 2014 2:01 AM

Whay are people getting hard ons for the new Jurassic Park movie? It's not as if the other 3 were any good.

by Anonymousreply 137November 24, 2014 2:05 AM

I will watch whatever Jurassic Park movie they throw at me. Love them. Had a huge crush on Muldoon from the first one when I was 11. His thighs were glorious...

by Anonymousreply 138November 24, 2014 2:17 AM

Damn, Pratt looks sexy in that clip.

by Anonymousreply 139November 24, 2014 2:25 AM

R138...Bob Peck was a very sexy man. So unfortunate that he died too soon. :(

by Anonymousreply 140November 24, 2014 2:30 AM

[quote]Damn, Pratt looks sexy in that clip.

Totally agree.

by Anonymousreply 141November 24, 2014 2:38 AM

Chris is always a great sport when interviewers show creditworthy clips from Home & Away and that dancing show he did.

by Anonymousreply 142November 24, 2014 7:55 PM

I hate the kind of movies he plays in. Guns, bang, bang, visual effects, no room for character analysis and honest emotions. Fuck you Chris. You are not an actor, if you choose to appear in that kind of films, you are just a celebrity. What a pity, because you are a handsome man, dude.

by Anonymousreply 143January 12, 2015 1:24 PM

Goals

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by Anonymousreply 144August 5, 2018 5:45 PM

Thank you for bumping this 3+ year old thread, r144, to say something as thrilling and enticing as "goals."

by Anonymousreply 145August 5, 2018 5:50 PM

Is he of the foreskinned variety?

by Anonymousreply 146August 5, 2018 6:02 PM

R145, most of us don’t have the high strung Neurotic control issues you have,

by Anonymousreply 147August 5, 2018 6:37 PM

Only comic book flick I watch is Thor. Nuff said.

by Anonymousreply 148August 5, 2018 9:28 PM

Beautiful

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by Anonymousreply 149April 4, 2020 1:14 PM

A thing of beauty is a joy till sunrise.

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by Anonymousreply 150April 4, 2020 1:24 PM

Goals bruh

by Anonymousreply 151April 4, 2020 1:26 PM

As I recall, his naturally hairy chest is often shaved for effect.

And, it should be noted that he was pretty funny, playing a himbo in that “Ghostbusters” all-girl replay. In fact, he walked away with it.

by Anonymousreply 152April 4, 2020 3:56 PM
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