The David Burtka/Simon Halls rumors were true

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It just shows that dating a publicist doesn't guarantee you a screen career (No offence to Davis Burkha).

He was dating Lane Janger. He's already talked about that.

Lane Janger is a producer, not a publicist.

Burtka is like Julie Christie in Darling.

Halls only dates stars wannabees.

Well Burtka is nothing if not a star wannabe. I think he may have given up dreams of stardom at this point, but I'm sure those dreams were alive 10 years ago.

Speaking of Burtka's ex, Janger, did you know that he now works as a realtor?

N P H biography

I have to say David Burtka is perfect boyfriend material. Handsome and charming.

What actor isn't a star wannabe?

Why does he have an autobiography (or even a biography) at fucking 41 or 42 years old? Presumptious, pretentious, self-involved and narcissistic. But, then again, check his profession.

Janger is cute

r11, a lot of stars younger than NPH have written autobiographies.

NPH has been around a long time. I can't say that I'm all that interested in reading his book, but I don't question that he's had enough experiences to make it a worthwhile endeavour.

Oh, check you, R11. And check your relentlessly bullshitty mouth. Stuff it in the toilet, where it and your lame thoughts belong. You are worthless.

“You call your manager, Booh Schut, and your agent, Steve Dottenville. You release the publicist who may or may not have gotten you into this mess to begin with, and in a spectacular display of irony, hire as your new flak none other than Simon Halls, David’s ex-boyfriend. The man you once worried would help take down your career will now instead help you protect it.”

Excerpt From: Neil Patrick Harris. “Neil Patrick Harris.” iBooks.

You know this means that NPH is definitely a top? Now that it's confirmed he was with Halls, Burtka is a bottom.

r16 likes labels and rules

I agree with R12, many people who are much younger and have much less experience have written their autobiographies. This one will at least be humorous.

Btw, I also find Janger cute.

Why all the NPH scorn? Because he's successful? Because he seems to have a decent life? Because most people outside of gay males like him? Because he's not some fantasy fodder, unattainable, straight boy you can all mentally masturbate over? WTF.

Actually, Neil calls Lane "an awesome guy" in his book, and writes that David and him "parted on great terms" and that they "went through 9/11 together, which was a pretty intense bonding experience".

This book must be written for dense people. By praising David's ex, NPH is trying to prove he is a noble man and they are both nice when the reality was David was the one who fought with both Janger and Halls and decided to dump both of them as well as the kids or up coming kids. Halls was stupid to choose such a thickheaded no-talent though. Like, they said, it's good it all worked out fine in the end.

Halls gets around with up and coming gay actors, he used to date Jonathan Bennett as well.

Damn - Burtka must bring something to the table for all these successful guys to be fighting over him.

He always looked average to me.

r23, he was much hotter ten years ago when all of this happened. I agree that he looks incredibly average now, though good for him for securing his future while he still could.

I'd like to know what Simon Halls is bringing to the table that he gets to fuck all of these hot young actors.

[quote]I'd like to know what Simon Halls is bringing to the table that he gets to fuck all of these hot young actors.

He is Simon Halls? A powerful and wealthy figure in the entertainment industry. It isn't hard to see why he would be an appealing date to any actor.

R24 - You're joking about Simon right? You do know how powerful he is in the entertainment industry, right? Like probably one of the top 10 or 20 most powerful/connected guys in Hollywood?

Halls is not powerful nor particularly rich, but he is very well-connected as he represents about a dozen A-list directors including Ang Lee and Sam Mendes, and he is very close to Bryan Lourd at CAA.

Granted, that has not worked out especially well for Bomer as the only one of Halls' and Lourd's clients who hires him is Ryan Murphy.

But yes, Halls has, or had, a reputation of being one of the guys that pretty young things with dreams of Hollywood could count on to make nice-nice.

NPH is not strictly a top, but Burtka is strictly a bottom. One of the reasons NPH keeps going back to doing theatre despite limited talent is the endless parade of chorus boys who can top or bottom for him. Unfortunately all this playing around means he's picked up some communicable diseases, which has wrought havoc on his health and marriage. The rumors of divorce discussion were true, as Burtka was forced to choose between his meal ticket and a lifetime of taking PrEP. Ultimately, not even the looming spectre of an AIDS death can deter Burtka from his starfucker ways. IF they break up in the future, it will have been NPH's decision--and NPH knows this and treats Burtka like garbage accordingly.

R21 Well, David does get along well with Lane, at least many pics around the internet are indicating that (going to each other's parties etc.). Apparently the breakup with Halls was indeed very bad, but it was for the better for both of them I guess.

Why are you making up shit you don't know, R28?

R27 The contract with WC is what kept Matt from accepting high profile jobs. Now that he's free, things are looking up.

And Simon is wealthy whether you like him or not. You seem to have something against him based on your posts here and on the other countless threads you open about Matt, that I'm wondering what it is you want from this couple!

Agreed R30, R28 is crazy and is just making shit up. Get a fucking life.

[quote]The contract with WC is what kept Matt from accepting high profile jobs.

Yes, she speaks the truth.

R28's gossip has been going around for some time R32.

And so what if it has, R34? You'd have no way of knowing any of this shit unless you're his doctor and are privy to NPH and Burtka's private conversations. It was made up then and it's made up now by people who can't stand the idea of a happy gay couple.

This is a gossip site, take your fan worship to Tumblr if you don't like it.

Sorry, Burtka was never more than average. I suspect a trick pussy.

Hit trolldar on r35. She's the idiot upthread who thought that Lane Janger was a publicist.

R36 You've called both of them peodophiles in other threads so don't start with the 'this is a gossip site' nonsense!

They deserve more respect than that and you should be ashamed of yourself. We all love gossip and love reading and sharing it here, but when you infest their threads with your hateful posts, it goes beyond just 'gossip'.

I've never called NPH or David Burtka pedophiles.

Shows how much you know!

Oh no, I'm so sorry, R38, I was mistaken. Crime against humanity. I'm not the dipshit making up rumors about NPH having all sorts of STIs and Burtka being a long-suffering wife who's putting up with all of this.

I think David Burtka is hot,a great parent to their children. Most of all he seems kind, and like do nice thing for his family.

I never understood why many here have so much against him. It is only positive that he had other relationship before, it helps to make us who we are, makes us grow, make us ready for a good relationship, so yes but who of us has not had other relationship than one?

r42=please learn English or go away

I believe R28. NPH's looks have gone downhill big-time just in the last year.

NPH was never gorgeous for my taste, but he used to at least have a charm/charisma. Now he looks like he has AIDS or meningitis or tuberculosis or scurvy or something.

Losing 10 or 15 pounds shouldn't age you 10 or 15 years. He looks terrible, like the old women prostitutes in Les Mis.

Does NPH use this to justify his endless cheating?

That photo in R44!

He is ready to play Lucymame.

NPH

Burtka is a man whore

So thread bumping troll, this morning you searched for NPH and flooded DL with a shitload of them. You must be very proud.

Just in shock that anyone ever found NPH attractive.

Even as a kid he looked fug and as he grew older he looked fug and skeevy.

No, they weren't

So were the Bill Clinton rumours, it happens like that

David doesn't deserve NPH