Do the posts on Craigslist offering to blow straight guys actually work?

What straight porn do you want me to put on for you, O.P.? And bring the poppers.

I think they do work, there are multiples of them in every small town in America.

Many with built in gloryholes.

I don't get off on blowing guys, I fuck em and they can blow me, but that does not mean the ads are not successful. Who would not want a no strings mouth job.

Yes. Especially for those not in the mood to spend hours and dollars at a bar trying to pick up some chick and hope they put out. I think more people are out there than would care to admit that as long as they're getting sucked, who cares who is doing it.

Yeah, there are tons of dudes who identify as straight who are open to getting blowjobs from dudes on the downlow.

No, if they get the oral from a man they are not straight.

That's like saying you're not guilty by reason of committing the crime.

R5 if a woman sucked you off would it turn you straight?

R6, true, but would you want a woman to suck you off in the first place if you were gay?

It has always worked for me.

The 'straight' guys on Craig's list accepting blowjobs are, in a word; BISEXUALS!

R7 a blowjob is a blowjob, if the woman was good and offered me one no strings....no problem. Suck away woman.

[quote] Yes. Especially for those not in the mood to spend hours and dollars at a bar trying to pick up some chick and hope they put out.

I've found out that this happens a lot.

Young straight guys know that Craigslist M4M is a notorious hook up site, and they are also well aware that there are multitudes of gay men who are willing and able to suck their dick with no strings, and no hassles.

It's really a win-win situation for both parties.

Throw a long night of alcohol and horniness into the mix, and there you have it.

And the thing is that they're not posting the ads, but rather responding to them. I think these guys are actually too shy to post something, if they're really straight.

You'd be surprised how many straight identifying guys there are who are curious, but very scared and intimidated by gay sex. The fantasy intrigues them, but the reality freaks them the fuck out.

In my experience, you have to be very patient and move very slow with them. If they're drunk, they usually won't talk. They'll basically unzip and let you go to town.

And interestingly, the REAL straight guys won't ask for a picture because they really don't give a shit. They just want to get their dick sucked.

That's how I've always weeded out the fakers from the real ones. I tell them I won't send a pic, and they say, "okay, no problem."

It's the closet gays and pretend straights who always demand pictures, fyi.

Straight guys are funny creatures. Most of them would never consider hooking up with another man when they're sober in the daytime.

But liquor them up, and add in a dose of horny, and they're up for anything. Honestly, that's where the slogan "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" comes from.

The guys identifying as straight want to give head, not get it. This seems to be a thing.

Situational homosexuality isn't so common without the "situation" factor.

But I am breaking OP's rules, which are to share anecdotal evidence of these ads working. So far, I have read none.

I'll try to dig up the link but I remember reading about some guy who was doing an "experiment" on Craiglist, posting an erotic ad asking for female companionship to see how many would respond (none did). He said all the responses were from guys offering to blow up, but of course he did not take any of them up on their offer.

R13 blow up?

Really they wanted to blow him up?

Whoops, I meant "blow him" not "blow up"

It has definitely worked for me. I travel a lot for work and it seems like there is more interest in some cities than others.

Okay, this is the article I was talking about at r13

Please these ads aren't about the guy getting his cock sucked. They are about the fantasies of the man posting the ad.

His fantasy is to suck off straight men. Of course to fulfill the fantasy he just needs to suck cock and be told he is sucking on a straight man's cock.

The idea that there are straight men out there replying to ads on Craigslist defies common sense.

With hidden cameras now a definite possibility, these ads will go the way of all flesh. Get it while you can, trolls.

Yes, they work. I sometimes post ads, and sometimes I reply to ads in the men looking for women section. The previous poster was right: if they ask what you look like, etc, you know they're either closeted or pretending to be straight. Most of the genuinely straight guys never ask what I look like, because they really don't care. And there have been s a few honest to god straight guys. You can tell: they're drunk, or have no clue what they're supposed to do, they squirm away if you start getting too physical with them. And I do believe they're straight. Just because they let a guy blow them once in a while, it doesn't mean they're gay. Just because I might go to a synagogue once one a while doesn't mean I'm a jew.

[quote]The idea that there are straight men out there replying to ads on Craigslist defies common sense.

Rip van Winkle @ R18 just woke up from a 20 year nap.

OK, we get it. Straight guys do not get their cocks sucked by another guy.

Moving along...there is a guy posting on CL with a gloryhole in mid-town Manhattan and has had this post on there for year and apparently very successfully.

Basically he's looking for guys on the DL or straight-ish guys to swing by for a cock suck. It's hotter that way.

He's looking for guys who are into getting their cocks sucked and who don't want to hiss through the gloryhole, "Psst..Liza is staying at the Plaza!"

"Yes, they work. I sometimes post ads, and sometimes I reply to ads in the men looking for women section."

Why don't you look for gay or bi guys instead of harrassing straight guys who are not interested? Guys posting in the men seeking women section are not looking for a guy

Agree that whether they're actually straight is debatable, but I've posted Craigslist ads looking for discreet, regular fuckbuddies, placing emphasis on masculine traits. One guy, about a year ago, agreed to meet in public to check each other out. He was the real deal - tall, thick, handsome, manly, and a strong sexual energy. He was a diesel mechanic and had just gotten off his shift and his fingernails were caked with grease. Ended up not going any further with him because he had a wife and kids and I don't get involved with guys who are cheating.

R24

This happened.

Quite often

"The guys identifying as straight want to give head, not get it. This seems to be a thing."

Absolutely. I'm sure EVERY guy who identifies as straight wants to give head, not get it. Well, maybe not -- but I'm sure MOST guys who identify as straight want to give head, not get it. Well, actually maybe not....

"But I am breaking OP's rules."

As did so many other tiresome assholes.

Wow. It took FIVE posts for R5 to weigh in.

Those guys aren't straight. Most of them are unattractive so they need to lie, and many self-loathing gay guys fantasize about the idea of having a straight guy.

I was part of an escort service in college, and we were all marketed as straight. I was marketed as a straight fraternity jock, and all the guys who hired me all presented themselves as straight and/or married. Yet, after a few "dates" they'd all admit they were gay or that they made up the story of being married. I never broke character but it seemed all of them were bullied for being gay by a straight male jock early on in their lives and that drove their desire for getting a straight guy.

Around the same time, I knew another guy, much better looking than I was, and he made much less money than I did simply because he marketed himself as gay. Not only did he make less but he was also expected to get fucked and or fuck his clients. Since I was marketed as straight, I'd play up the whole, "anal sex is too gay, and since I'm straight, I just want head" and it would always work.

Have you told your story on dl before, r29?

They identify as straight. That doesn't mean they are

R21 -pull your head out of your fantasy ass.

Most sexual fantasies are harmless.

Get passed the obvious self-hatred wanted to suck off straight men is harmless.

I know there are men and women who will basically have sex with either gender. But the idea there are straight men walking around who want their cock sucked by other men is foolish.

Some of you guys are dicks! OP said he did want a debate.

I live in a small city in Australia, and I pick up straight dudes on craigslist every now and then. its great, no kissing, and I really get off on making a guy who doesn't usually get with guys to blow.

I meant didn't want a debate.

Why would a straight guy be looking for guys on the internet?

One way that it helps is that you've not going to get a reply from someone who is one degree from being a drag queen.

Exactly, R36. No one cares if you're really straight or not. It's code for:

1 - No Dataloungers 2 - No MARY'S! 3 - No Andrew Christian Girly-Boy Panties 4 - No Liza, Barbra, Bett or Beyonce

How hard is that to understand?

Lots and lots of married out of town businessmen. Guys in their 40s came of age in the middle of the AIDS crisis, for a lot of them gay=AIDS=death and so they went into the closet.

And yeah, a lot of the guys are also gay guys living out a fantasy.

When a married guy leaves the house in sweatpants, he's headed for explorations in the park.

Somewhat related - one time in Germany I went to a gay sauna located on several floors above a straight, adult sex/porn shop which was just on the ground floor. I thought little of it as I went in, thinking they were just two separate places.

But when I started exploring the rooms and floors of the sauna, I discovered that there was a room at the back of the ground floor, where the gays in the sauna could interact with the straight men who were in the sex shop.

So as a sauna guy, you entered this room from the back, which was like a cage, with bars separating you from the guys in the sex shop. I was in my towel, and they were all fully clothed. They would get horny watching porn in some other room, and then some of them would wander nervously over to this cage, and some would stick their dick through the bars for me to play with and suck. Which I did, with gusto.

I thought it was a clever and pragmatic set-up.

Yay

Sydney has a similar set up on many of the ABS.

Bump

How many of you can SERIOUSLY say that you would enjoy getting a blow job from a woman. Not just saying it to try and prove the 'straight guys like dick' fantasy but really really mean it.

You can't seriously tell me you could enjoy having oral from a woman.

Ugh

R44, I enjoy it, especially if the chick is hot

What characteristics do you use to define a woman as "hot".

What color is the woman's skin? Does she have feminine features? Is there a womanly butt?

Some gay guys pose as straight in CL ads to sweeten the bait. They think this adds a hot accent. Real straight guys on the DL who just want to get sucked can still be identified as straight because their emotional lives are straight--they would never, never fall in love with a man, or even kiss a man. All they want is a suck job. A blow job, then, becomes an act of 'utlity.' You can be straight and get your cock sucked by a man. It is not neccesary to adopt the politically correct bisexual label.

It's code for "dudes whom no one would suspect is gay." They want hot dudes that are totally unclockable, undetectable bros.

That's "dudes WHO no one would suspect is gay," R50.

And then there's your SVA problem.

You write in perfect Bro-ese. Low IQ much?

Cameras are rendering this a thing of the past.

Yes it works. It's so much hotter feeling like you're sucking the forbidden fruit of a straight cock.

I have even hired a few "broke straight guys" who would come over and roleplay a scenario where they were having trouble paying their bills. I would offer to suck them off for 100 bucks. I would make them refuse at first and act uncomfortable, but finally give in. It really turned me on, and it was a quick way for the guys to earn $100.

The short answer is, yes. All men love their cock. Straight men bag women all the time whom they're not attracted to. Sexual gratification has no bearing on orientation. It's just sex! People need to get over it.

I posted something saying I wanted a nude ottoman as a joke and I actually got good replies... Didn't follow up. One of the guys was a college kid, total frat bro. Some coach or something at some point must have taught him to be submissive.

I don't think straight men have a problem finding female cocksuckers. Women are such gullible doormats.

most women hate doing it, though

I have sucked off a few straight guys. No talk, no fuss and only when they contacted you for it. Dick is usually rock hard when the zipper comes down. Get to work and then up the zipper goes.

R10 is bisexual then. Not gay.

If you can get aroused to a woman whether it's now or 50 years ago, you're bisexual. Not gay. But, you can call yourself whatever you want it's not the truth or who you really are.

gay guys think every male is gay

The idea that a straight man would be surprised if a guy sticks his cock in a hole, unloads and leaves with a smile is not straight. Labels are what's nuts. If I fuck my wife in the ass,and another man don't because it doesn't get his cock hard, what does that mean? Many straight men stick shit in their ass and I don't want to hear bs about them not,being straight. I work at a hospital and removed shit out of mens' asses, who are NOT gay. I know em my whole life. Men will fuck melons, fleshlights, a toilet roll, their beds, their hands, and certainly they are not attracted to any of these devices. It's a means to an end, unloading, resolving the blue balls. There is so much variation in what straight people do in bed; it's hardly accurate to give every straight couple one nice neat little label. Sexuality don't work that way. So if a man sticks his,cock in any hole just to unload, including a guys mouth it doesn't mean a damn thing other than it feels better than a toilet roll or his hands. On the other hand if that man no matter what his sexual preference is gets on his knees and sucks another mans' cock; it's not just because he wants to unload, it's because he liles a cock in his throat. He can say he wants if feels guilty, but bottom line , he is a cocksucker. Gay, straight, bi or,any other label. He is a cocksucker.

Just thought I would pipe in with something that DOES work, for you desperadoes out there. Some very UNLOVELY men I know SWEAR that they have great success when they post pictures of themselves, in pathetic drag, on Craigslist around the time the bars close. Honestly, there are plenty of drunk, hot, straight guys who are willing to suspend their disbelief... as long as you put on a wig, and maybe a little lipstick. If that's your idea of "hot," get yourself down to WigAmerica today!

Again gays don't think every man is gay, but being men, having a cock, they know most men will stick their cocks in just about any available hole, long as no one knows. The straight stuff is just a fantasy because the minute a man is,fascinated with a man, hell most of,the time, he will drop to his knees jaws wide open ready 4 cock and then who,cares if he says gay,bi or straight? Women or men sucking cocks are cocksuckers, neither one of em are going to be fruitful and multiply sucking cock. They don't care, they want cock in their throats and truth of the matter is at least 70% of the men who,are straight will,gladly cum in their mouths. The guys who are too straight to hit a guys mouth hole and unload, need to be thinking well how are they going to reconcile fucking anything other hole, not a living female. Includes plastic dolls, average straight men is not attracted to a plastic doll he can shoot in, it's only he can visualize a real woman that does attract him. It gets harder to,figure what it makes him when he fucks toilet rolls, cucumbers, pillows, sheep, fleshlights, lets,calves suck him off, or fucks his hands called jo. None of those hes attracted to or in anyway really resemble a,woman, yet nevertheless, 99% straight men sure don't feel their STRAIGHTNESS IS IN JEOPARDY.BUT HERE'S A SECRET, GO TO A HOLE STICK IT IN, MAYBE ITS A,WOMAN'S MOUTH. YOU,PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW, CUM IN IT. AND GUESS WHAT, YOU ZIP UP, YOU STILL DON'T KNOW, AND HERE'S THE BEST PART. A COCKSUCKER WILL NEVER TELL. Anymore than you'd tell your girlfriend or wife all the shit you fucked and nutted in either.

Forget the wig man, run to the xxx video arcade, stick it in the hole cum and run and you can imagine anything you want or just put the video on you want and imagine that woman is sucking it. I have been with some ugly ass women, never told them. I was trying to get some head or ass. If I could have convinced them to get behind a hole or wear a bag over their head, I would have. But after a,night at a club and getting horny with the gals I,would,luv to,have fucked heck, my balls were blue and i,think iwas just to lazy to jack off.no it feels better in a moist hot mouth or a nice pussy. And I had to buy her a burger before she put out, at least she sucked me in my truck. and i,dropped,her off. drove home But what I would have done just to stick it in a hole and get the cum drained out of me. And shoved it all the way, no complaints. Zippped up,and go my way. I didn't give a dam whose mouth was covering the hole, frankly. Just wanted to unload.

R65, are you the "my English is good enough" troll?

ive answered a few ads on craigs list from str8 guys just wanting to get off mo strings attached and another guy is easiees way

" No Liza, Barbra, Bett or Beyonce"

THANK GOD CHER IS OKAY!!

Lots of hot dudebros on there

I'm amazed at how many "straight" guys advertise on Craigslist that they want to give blowjobs and get fucked. They're messing it up for the rest of us.

OP, it worked for me a few years ago when I lived in a smaller city (<100,000). In fact, it was probably the most steady stream of cock I ever had.

Some of you are so naive and delusional, it's hilarious. Please go out in the world and live and educate yourselves if you can. Ignorants!

Ignorants?

Bmmmm

I've met several straight guys just to suck them off. The ads worked. Pity that CL is dead.

If you want to blow straight men and married men, join Xmatch dot com. It is supposed to be a hookup site for straight people, but 80% of the married men, straight men, straight men looking for a woman are there also looking for men.

It is a huge con job. Men proclaiming themselves straight because they are married or have girlfriends, join this huge umbrella of alleged heterosexuality hooksups and hit on other men. I love it. I have found so sex and kinky sex and giving free massages on that site and everything else on that site.