Fat Youtube Bitch Goes off About Bath and Body Works!

All over candles!

More like: All over candies!

"Your ass is gonna get reamed."

As Aunt Ida would say...

Those are paraffin candles; they cause cancer. Enjoy chemo, bitch.

God she's hideous and a chore to listen to. How do people live such miserable existences? Is this what life in Wisconsin is like?

This bitch is nuts!!!!

I can generally understand how straight guys are attracted to women and want to fuck them, but when I see and hear someone like this chick I just don't get it.

Then again, we have our own bitchy, insufferable undesirables.

Holy shit, look at her other videos! Bitch is CRAY for candles. Chemo for days.

The downside of social media. Everyone has a stage.

I fucking fear working with women like this. Thank god I don't.

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It's her natural Wisconsin accent.

She's so overplaying this. Does anyone sympathize with her candle problem. Why didn't she just order them online.

She has a number of B&BW rants…those poor store workers must see her coming and RUN for cover. Nightmare customer.

She has no idea when to properly use air quotes.

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Her fat ass always buys food scented candles, I wonder why?

2:18 LMAO just watch it

I'm surprised they haven't banned her yet

"Here's my box it's pretty heavy let's get into it" No thank you.

Don't mess with my candles!

I'M P.....ISSED!

"That's really stu-ped."

Look at all her RANT videos!

Look how fat her fucking hands are!

Snookie the shitzu

@ 4:55

Reduce the signs of ageing, and she wonders if it's for your hair.

Hai, guys, get ready for sum bitchin'!

Walmart Rant!!!

HOLY SHEET!

I hope the candles burn down her house.

"I rarely take anything back to Bath and Body Works"

WTF is she talking about? This is post her initial breakdown.

The bitch has a daughter, and she's having her daughter light her candles.

She refers to a gay Walmart employee as "a shopping man" as she gives the limp wrist.

look at those goddamn wicks

I hope she dies in a grease fire caused by an angry candle.

Sows at the trough! This is EXACTLY what I picture when the subject of how Datalounge has become infested with fraus is brought up.

what's the deal with the scented candles? Why not just buy a good air freshener?

She is the ne plus ultra of fraudom.

What are these problems she speaks of?

Frau bump

Unwatchable. After about 2 minutes my skin was crawling too much from the combination of her voice, her arrogance, her foolishness and her puffed-up, faux outrage over nothing. Terrible. What would she do witb a real problem?

The American midwest (and most of Canada) can be very scary - the trifling, the egomaniacal insistence on their own "needs" (collecting ugly and smelly candles!), the sludgy consumerist corpulence, the accents, the anger, the total lack of self-examination...it's far weirder and more disturbing than people think.

Haven't you got better things to do than trashing a fat woman in Datalounge? Do you think it is funny, or classy of you?

She probably eats the food scented candles she buys.

All this anger over some fucking candles???

Funny? Maybe. Classy? Sort of.

"It was bad and it got badlier."

She clearly states in the description box that she overacted and the video is meant to be funny. Nothing to see here, OP. Get the full story first before you try to trash someone.

Are you new, r46?

She needs to become a juggalette.

Oh yah, cuz she's aul harrrdcur.

Is it just me or does she bear a resemblance to DL fave Lens Dunham?

When did candles become a thing and do they actually light all of these candles or do they just collect them?

And when did the word "haul" in reference to purchasing candles become a thing?

[quote]Haven't you got better things to do than trashing a fat woman in Datalounge?

That's like asking someone if they have something better to do at a bar than drink.

She's wife material!

[quote]She's wife material!

Sadly enough, I was reading through some of the comments on her various rant videos and there were indeed men asking if she's single.

Her look, her obesity, her accent. Just... trash.

I see she's wearing an Aaron Rodgers jersey in that video. Is she one of those loud fat girls that loves the gays?

She collects dolls! She's Frau perfection.

Introducing My Baby Reborn Toddler! Tiffany!

[quote]The bitch has a daughter

Of course she does.

THIS HAPPENED IN APPLETON!!

Actually, this reminds me of my cousin, though she mainly uses Facebook at the forum for her angry rants.

I wonder if this woman knows that online shopping exists....

Has she ever been married?

Is her daughter biracial?

Hiyyyyy Guyyyyyzzzzz

Candles turn boys gay.

The fragrance in them contain endocrine disrupting chemicals called phthalates which have been shown to feminize the brains of young boys.

Phthalates are also in other scented products like perfume, hair spray, deodorant, basically anything that has fragrance in it.

Hey, it worked. She got her candles for free.

OH my god. She is fucking primordial frau. I looked on the bar of videos to the right. Apparently YouTube is filled with these bitches who do nothing but rant.

She taught me how to make my own Febreze. I like her. I sense we have a lot in common.

Mentally ill

I don't understand her problem with the candle. What's the big deal about a wax pool?

I will never again hear the words "Appleton, Wisconsin" without shitting in my pants.

Where does a frau like that shop for clothes? TJ Maxx? Chico's? Old Navy?

She must be auditioning for reality TV. This is exactly the sort of piggy selfish monster you love to hate that they used to feature on Bridezillas. And they are not just in the midwest. Bridezillas had some real horrors from all over, including the east coast. And no matter how horrible they were, they always found husbands.

[quote]Then again, we have our own bitchy, insufferable undesirables.

Did someone call?

I expected it to be funnier and to shake my head at the fat cow more. I've seen funnier shit on YouTube

This woman needs air.

Synthetic fragrance is weird. The chemicals we breathe go directly into the bloodstream from the lungs.

I prefer essential oils in a metal ring on a light bulb or in a room spray, like cinnamon or vanilla. Why do so many women hoard fake fragrance, crappy candles?

I can't with that disgusting smacking noise she makes when she talks.

One of the YouTube comments referred to her as "a TRUE gay icon."

She's from Wisconsin? Maybe she OD'ed on cheese.

Seriously ... does she need all these scented candles to mask the smell of her farts?

Go buy some candles....you fat whore!

Have any Darfur orphans made it over there?

"This woman needs air. "

Have you ever been to the upper Midwest in winter? Nobody breathes fresh air if they can help it - it's so fucking cold that it hurts to breathe the air outside, so the air people actually breathe is processed and recycled and probably short of oxygen.

Maybe that's why she's so obsessive about candles, even if they are depleting the oxygen levels even further.

The nasty cow deletes anything even mildly negative.

[quote]Candles turn boys gay.

That must be why Paul was lost at sea for a year.

To r5, Bath & Body Works candles may be overly scented and gag inducing, but they're all soy. Not paraffin like Yankee Candles.

If your farts had the displacement of hers, you'd know just how fucking important strongly scented candles are. You cannot -- repeat CANNOT -- get too close to the flame!!

her accent is torturous!

R82 This is why I stick to LED candles.

Aaaaaaappleton!!

Lane Bryant, R68

This woman has far, far too much time on her hands. I watched the doll video. Too much time on her hands and crazy. I'd like to see a video tour of her house. It could be titled "How not to decorate."

[quote] I'd like to see a video tour of her house.

My guess is that "her house" is her mother's house.

She has a kid?????? Somebody fucked that fat thing??? Or did she happen to sit on some spunk in a gay bar's bathroom???

For R84:

I agree, R71. I saw a link on Facebook that had all these comments about how fabulous she was, and it sounded like people ironically cheering her on, but then she turned out to just be your garden variety entitled frau. Not sure why people think she's hilarious.

The people of Walmart invade the Mall!

There are an average of 13,000 views for each of these videos. Who are all if those people, and why do they care about her opinions?

She's from Wisconsin? Why isn't she buying the Aged White Cheddar and Smoked Provolone fragrances.

R93 Everyone from the states of Arkansas and West Virginia.

I would love to see a video montage of all the store employees hanging up on her whenever she calls demanding to speak to a Manager.

On top of being a cunt to nearly every employee she comes into contact with, she stacks coupons on top of clearance sales!!! So the poor stores don't even make any money off of her.

In this one she announces her new PO box. Like all celebrities, she has security concerns. It will also be used for business "inkaries" and to protect the new additions to her hoard which would otherwise sit out in the elements all day. Best of all, she can now accept fan mail and fan art! Her lucky fans will have their artwork displayed on the slider doors in The Peacock Room.

That's a huge step up from The Guinea Pig Room, which, in addition to rodents, houses the unloved candles. A forlorn group, publicly deemed tacky by their mother, they live out their days atop the "drusser," some in sweaters, some naked, some lit, some snuffed out and never to be lit again, some drowning in their fucking wax pools, some in last season's paisley covers, some...

But let us leave the misery of The Guinea Pig Room and anticipate the glory of the fan art closet.

WHATEVER!

This got 98 replies? What is this world coming to?

Fan mail? Bitch please.

I want to blow a dart into her neck.

Since this thread is about candles, I might as well ask: Are beeswax candles non-toxic?

OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time - not by anything she said, but by the comments. Too funny!!!!!

I never could understand all that candle shit, but what do I know? I just keep a clean house, body and mouth so I don't have to worry about candles or smacking gum while trying (unsuccessfully) to speak!

As an aside . . . ANYONE who buys one of those fucked up "new born" dolls should be locked up and lobotomized, asap!

I have been SHAKING for the past hour.

[quote]good air freshener

No such thing. Maybe even pthalate-ier than candles. Poison.

I love her. She is real America and speaks for many people. I just subscribed to her channel.

Talk about a misleading profile picture...

I bet her farts have great throw.

Hey Princess: It seems to me, you're full of gas and need those candles for breaking wind.

All the candles in W'skahns'n couldn't mask the odor of a fenced off corner filled with fleece blankets and guinea pigs.

She's insane! Besides, Bath and Body Works stinks. Just waking past a store is overwhelming.

[quote]Bath and Body Works stinks. Just waking past a store is overwhelming.

Um, no. We have a Trademark on that.

I bet if the barometric pressure is right, her farts turn into tornadoes, which is why she's always shopping to replace things.

Turn your camera off? You mean close youtube? My computer? I don't think my camera allows me to watch fat fraus bitch about B&B Works.

Or, R35, she could just properly douche.

This woman works at a daycare.

This woman could be the official DL frau mascot. She's perfect.

How much worse could she smell without all this chemical-laden crap?

For Wisconsin, this fat whore is a beauty queen.

I'm sorry, but guinea pigs make the worst pets. All they do is shit all over the place.

Women like her are why I left Appleton as fast as my Winnebago would take me.

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After watching a few of her videos, I've come to the conclusion that all this woman & her mother do is consume.

R122

Her oldest daughter would eat whatever was put in front of her... just like Mommy!

And I cant with her. She first says that she planned meals around what her daughters (meaning, her second daughter) liked to eat and didn't force her to eat vegetables (but the vegetable had to be on the plate!) and then she goes on to say she wouldn't alter her menu to please her daughter.

Bitch, you just contradicted yourself!

But I don't have a camera!

Is this a joke?

And really a tumblr page for Jen the manager of BABW

She's on Facebook. She's the admin of an Az4Angela fan group.

The video with the 'reborn' doll is batshit insane and I don't care if she's just 'spoofing' other nut jobs who buy these dolls. She's freaking 40 years old with a kid. I can't imagine being in the presence of this thing for 5 minutes, let alone long enough to spawn a child with it.

40 years old with THAT voice and having tantrums about shit like B&BW not having her candles???

Dear lord...

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Is it Janet Jackson?

R132 You know, the way you keep bringing Janet Jackson up in every thread is scary. Your obsession is creepy.

"I always carry a lighter with me. I don't smoke, but you may be somewhere and you'll need to light a candle."

I have the Winter Candy Apple & Frosted Gingerbread and they are A-MAY-ZING. It's too bad Angela will never be able to experience them.

Daughter #1 has escaped the House of Wax but she can't escape the mounds of shit being forklifted into her apartment.

"She doesn't really need a soap despunser because she uses Bath and Body Works soaps, so I will probably pick up one of those selver covers for her soap." She just can't let it go.

After watching her smuggy smugging it up in another video in which she lets us in on the secret to saving an entire ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS in a year -- the Christmas club -- I'm thinking not a lot was put aside for frivolities like education; not when there are "classy" toilet paper holders to be hauled.

Is she considered a BBW?

It's a given her obsession for collecting scented candles and soaps stems from sexual rejection issues. She's 40 and living at home with her mother and not working. L-O-S-E-R with way too much free time on her hands. Instead of wasting time and money collecting that stinky shit she needs to be looking for a J-O-B!

Umm, Youtube IS her job…hello.

UPDATE: Angela called the 800 number on the receipt and was sent the two elusive candles (winter candy apple & frosted gingerbread) for free by corporate. This made Angela VERY happy! Horror ensued and the smile quickly melted from Angela's face as she lit said candles and THEY POOLED!!!

R126's link is a joke, but I honestly don't know about R127 -- is that really Jen, or is that someone just playing a character?

no comments on THIS video?

Her neighbors are putting on a new ruff.

PS. I HATE cunts that film themselves while driving.

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Facebook link?

I think this is her FB:

And this is the FB fan group. 642 members, all frauen.

Cannot believe she went through the hassle of returning a $5 candle she bought on clearance at TJ Maxx after she had already lit it for 8 hours. What a bitch. Seems like a narcissist, too.

She does not look 40. I thought she was in her early 20's living at home with her parents. It's even more creepy knowing she's that old and has kids.

MY camera isn't on sow, yours is.

Same here, R151. Didn't need a second look at or listen to this madwoman.

Typical American. Fat, shallow, rancid, totally messed up priorities. Trillions of dollars disappearing on Wall St and in wars, no jobs in huge swathes of the country, no future for an entire generation coming up and bitch is all about exchanging candles.

R153 nails it.

R150, if she lost the weight, she'd look her age.

Does she ever buy anything? Seems like she spends all her time taking stuff back.

Now she has a youtube tag! Oh, god, she is talking about how she wears capris. She is telling us not to worry because she always has underwear on.

She is loving being part of a you tube culture. Wait until it turns on her.

[quote]Oh, god, she is talking about how she wears capris.

She has cankles. I just know it.

And yes, r153 fucking nails it.

I'm not saying Americans are great, because by and large we are not, but this cunt isn't "typical." If she were typical no one would notice her. She's a momentary sensation precisely because she's atypical. She's a freak show to some, and for others, the kind of Frauenstein they aspire to be.

JUST SPIT IT OUT, FATSO!!! I GOT SO ANNOYING LISTENING TO HER I HAD TO STOP. INSTEAD OF RANTING ABOUT CANDLES, FAT-ASS, GO TO THE GYM!

She's only atypical as an internet "sensation" but she is far from atypical of how a lot of people are getting today (and not just in the US). You can thank people like her for keeping trash like the Kardashians on TV and magazine covers - and that's a HUGE number of people who contribute to that, I'd think!

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Would anyone be surprised if the people and Bath and Body trolled her ass and just told her they were in so she'd drive all the way over there and they could fuck with her?

R162, I was thinking an SNL spoof would be appropriate, particularly the last skit of the night which has never not been bad. However, I think she may inspire one of those insufferable recurring characters SNL is known for.

I had no idea 'Haul' videos existed before this fuckery. God bless Merka.

Where is Chris Farley when we need him?

Am I mistaken that she used to be about 60 lbs heavier? In the last diet video I watched she was bemoaning the injustice of a 2 lb gain after eating only half of an appetizer, burger, and bottomless fries at Red Raaaahbin. It's so unfair!

Her Youtube channel should be required viewing for every teenage girl who isnt using birth control.

I wonder how badly she gave herself whiplash by craning her neck for that profile photo. She no doubt took at least 300 over the span of a half hour trying to give the illusion she was 100 lbs thinner than she is.

Between her mouth breathing, her smacking, and her inability to read... I just can't.

Watching her try to pronounce, "Varvatos," and "Artisan," is just painful.

I think it's funny how she goes off about having a men's cologne in her Birch Box... and says she'll have to give it to her Dad. Obviously... because what other man does she have in her life?

MMMM just what we all wanted. Wet Ang!

R169 I don't know why she's so grossed out. Pretty sure she has her dogs licking out of HER bowl on those lonely... everynights.

Her lungs must be covered in soot.

She's awful, agreed.

But, something else is going on here. I really think she has "issues", some sort of low-grade mental illness, maybe even depression. Does that sound crazy. She seems like she's way overcompensating for something by focusing on things like the candles and seeing the whole thing as a personal attack on her. I really think she could have been abused (sexually and/or physically) and is depressed at some level. Plus, just living at home at 40, saddled with a kid.

A Farmers Market Tale

"It's, like, always been my dream to take a picture of an Amish person. It's, like, on my bucket list. And I finally, finally, finally got a picture!"

I watched too many of her videos while I was RICEing my ankle yesterday, R172. Her father died last year. Her mother was diagnosed with a brain tumor at the same time. Her sister has cystic fibrosis and is confined to a nursing home. She had a baby at sixteen. No doubt there is depression.

Unfortunately, she's also insufferable.

How does she react when she doesn't get the food she wants? Needs to be institutionaliszed. Osh Kosh Begosh!

[quote]Plus, just living at home at 40, saddled with a kid.

She says she has two grown children (meaning she was knocked up in high school, probably the last time she was fuckable). I can just imagine what's boiling beneath the candle wax.

Kathy Bates in Misery. Batshit crazy.

"I have to calm down 'cuz it gets really bad here..."

"I'm like please, please, please, put one of each on hold...a three wick Ice Ginger Bread and a three wick Winter Candy Apple.."

"I'VE BEEN BUSY TAKING CARE OF BITCHES ALL FUCKING DAY..."

"I look around and THERE ARE BARELY ANY PEOPLE IN THE FRICKIN' STORE..."

"I'm like, I don't want to be rude or anything. I said, I think that I deserve something. I'm like if it's a free item or gift certificate..."

She looks like a QVC Quacker Factory model. We should never had made fun of those clothes.

Ten bucks says she watches FOX News and voted for Romney.

All of these diagnoses of her condition are lovely, but don't leave out the fact that she's broadcasting her misery for the world to see, to laugh at, to cunt out over. That's sad.

I will put my bet on Narcissistic Personality Disorder, R172.

1. Has a grandiose sense of self-importance. 2. Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love. 3. Believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions). 4. Requires excessive admiration [regularly fishes for compliments, and is highly susceptible to flattery]. 5. Has a sense of entitlement. 6. Is interpersonally exploitative. 7. Lacks empathy: is unwilling [or, I would add, unable] to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others. 8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her. 9. Shows arrogant, haughty [rude and abusive] behaviors or attitudes.

Even drag queens parody her.

So in short, R180, what you're trying to say is, she's a woman.

The intro is way too long, R181.

All you have to do is substitute those damn candles for cha-cha heels, and you've got the Dawn Davenport of Wisconsin.

This video brings out intense feelings of schadenFRAUde in me.

R181 that ain't a drag queen…that's a tranny.

She's Sarah Palin's fat cousin.

How the fuck do you rant about candles for over 10 minutes?

Here she is seeing the Book of Mormon and getting into a spat with her mother along the way.

Jesus, that voice.

She's batshit. An insufferable cunt, yes. But, batshit as well.

She got a PO Box so she could solicit FAN MAIL. Wow. That's... wow.

I might need a vacation, I'm actually thinking about buying one of the candles she recommends.

[quote][bold]I might need a vacation[/bold], I'm actually thinking about buying one of the candles she recommends.

At Bellevue.

The thing that bothers me most about her is that I spent 45 minutes today, a holiday, watching her videos.

Her Fargo accent is like nails on a chalk board.

Her mom's accent is even worse. Every time she speaks I think she's joking, but she's not.

She has a candle burning in every room of the house?

She complains of constant headaches. Maybe it's the constant candle fumes.

[quote]she's broadcasting her misery for the world to see, to laugh at, to cunt out over. That's sad.

It's not sad, it's some entitled bitch trawling the internet for enablers. It's obvious she's been enabled her whole life, coddled and given attention for her ridiculous behavior.

No one could convince me in a million years that she was in need of mental health services, or was a sad person deserving of pity. Not a chance.

You all do realize most of these videos are not serious, right?

Do you realize that her videos ARE serious and she is living in a world of her own. She sure spends a lot on products that she likes to smell. What happens if she has a cold?

She feeds it.

Her mother evidently hates her but the bitch knows she has to be nice to Patty because she is living in her house for free. She evidently has no life so her big excitement comes from candy corn and candles. And wow- she has a special room in the house for all of her activities! Those videos are priceless and sadly she is not the only fat midwestern gal who behaves like this.

R200 Anyone that reviews that many scented candles has to be serious about something.

I mean, how many fucking candles do you need? She calls up various stores looking for specific scents. Then, she travels to random malls to secure them.

Who needs to burn a candle while they sleep?

This bitch is serious and you better believe she is bitching out sales clerks all over Wisconsin.

The P.O Box might not be for fan mail specifically.

She might be hoping to get free stuff in exchange for a review.

Let me guess - she is unmarried and has no man.

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Does she eat the candles too? Every one has something to do with food.

[quote]The P.O Box might not be for fan mail specifically.

I'm sure there's that too but she has the PO Box listed on her Bio page asking for Fan mail to be sent to her.

Why is there an obsession with candles of all things?

She would do well on a Judge Judy type show. In Hell.

[quote]Why is there an obsession with candles of all things?

because they're fat penis like objects she wishes she could fit in her underused vagine.

R212's answer will probably not be beat. But people can fixate on anything to the point of addiction. Even dick. Or DL. Or the internet, in general. Some people bite their fingernails.

I spent a lot too much time and money buying dishes during portions of this year and last. For me, it was always about creating something "perfect." I think that's what motivates a lot of collectors.

Smelling the candles obviously gives her an excuse to eat

[quote]Why is there an obsession with candles of all things?

They set a romantic mood for when she settles into bed for the evening with her box of wine & Fifty Shades of Grey book (all alone; guinea pigs squealing in the background). And, as others have pointed out, they remind her of food.

Candle scents create an escape from reality, which so many mentally ill people crave because reality is too much for them to handle.

[quote]Candle scents create an escape from reality, which so many mentally ill people crave because reality is too much for them to handle.

Drugs do it better.

[quote] You all do realize most of these videos are not serious, right?

That bitch is dead serious.

Wouldn't it be just awful if she died in a fire caused by one of those scented candles?

[quote]Her father died last year. Her mother was diagnosed with a brain tumor at the same time. Her sister has cystic fibrosis and is confined to a nursing home. She had a baby at sixteen.

You'd think after all that she'd realize there are more important things in life than consuming endless frivolous bullshit. And toxic frivolous bullshit, at that.

How old is she now?

Is she really typical of Wisconsin folk? If so, I see how Scott Walker ascended politically. Folks in Wisconsin have their minds on whole bunch of bullshit!

I'm surprised all the comments on her YouTube videos are so positive. I used to work in retail and I'm disappointed more people aren't pointing out what a bitch she is.

Someone said she deletes negative comments, R222.

Are soy candles safe?

I live in fear.

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If she's a cougar, this is definitely her soul mate (even though he's gay):

She said in one of her videos that she has asthma . . . go figure!

Another potential mate:

I would not be surprised if she also suffers from Fibromyalgia.

"Warning: All negative comments left on this page will be deleted and your account will be blocked."

Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she has to read the comments before blocking them. The level of narcisstic rage when confronted with people who can see through her desperate escapism must be astounding. I wonder if the daughters are charged with the task so she never has to see them at all?

That, or she has herself convinced that all challenges to her fantasy world are rooted in jealousy. Of course the unfortunates who only have 200 candles are going to hate. So are the skinny bitches who need a cheeseburger or ten. Of course they're going hate on her sassy curves. Real men like meat. Only dogs like bones. And the losers who only have one bottle of hand soap per sink and have never had the desire to spew their sickness all over YouTube? Well, we won't even mention them. Haters, one and all.

Narcissistic

Getting in before I'm corrected.

She scares me. Rob Zombie should have her in his Haunted House, instead of John Wayne Gacy. Her room can be filled with those nasty candles, and Salespeople named Jen chained to the floor.

OMG, R230!!! He's perfect!!! Where does he live??? We've GOT to get those two together. Can you imagine the candle display at their wedding???

Someone should make a video response to her, she/ it couldn't delete that.

Dude @ R230 references the Crossgates Mall, which according to the internets is in Albany, NY.

Youtube (Google, actually) inexplicably took away all video responses, R236. Just one more way Google fucked Youtube.

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I used to live in Minneapolis and there are tons of clawing, annoying, needy, demanding creatures likes this and the really maddening part is that almost all of them have HOT HOT HOT boyfriends/husbands. Don't ask me why, but you see them all over the malls and you know their men are in misery and won't age well.

R240, I'm guessing at one time many women were cute or even hot.

Candle bitch is fat with the frau-iest of frau haircuts, but her actual face isn't ugly and she actually looks younger than her age (her voice is the ugliest thing about her). I know women who look like her now who were fairly attractive in high school and early-mid 20s before it all went to shit. And, for her it didn't even "all" go to shit - just her weight and wardrobe and haircut - all things that could change if she had the wherewithal to make such a change.

She'd look older if she lost the weight.

Burning Yankee Candles when you sleep is about as healthy as smoking in bed. Bitch has migraines because of the scents from these toxic death sticks that are about as natural as Christina Hendricks tits.

[quote]Candle bitch is fat with the frau-iest of frau haircuts, but her actual face isn't ugly and she actually looks younger than her age (her voice is the ugliest thing about her).

She only looks 'good' because she's obese. Get her back to a normal, healthy weight and she'll look every day of her 40 years.

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She reminds me of one of those stupid teen moms on MTV. So much drama over nothing and everything seems to go wrong in her life. She talks in one of the videos about how she was supposed to see her child, but it didn't happen. But she has no remorse over it and just probably uses her child as an accessory. I wonder if she named it Sweet Apple or Pumpkin Fudge or simply CANDLE...kinda like Blanket.

Why doesn't she have custody of her kids? I find that strange. She seems perfectly capable of caring for them.

She has a 24 year old kid?.

One of them is 24, R247. Not sure about the second.

She is 40. She had a kid at 16. So she has a 24 year old kid.

Both her kids are adults, according to her posts. She also has a video showing all the cheap crap she bought for her daughter's bathroom.

Is she on Twitter? It would be fun to send her Tweets about how ridiculous she is and what retail people really think of her.

Had no idea that Buzzfeed published a long post about her last week.

@angelajulius74

Absolutely LOVE this comment at the end of the BuzzFeed article by a girl named Megan Ehrig:

"This woman is a prime example of the worst kind of retail customer. First of all, you harassed the store(s) for an entire week asking when they'll get these candles in. Get a life, seriously. Don't blame stores for what they don't have in stock.

Off site stores are basically big storage rooms in which Corporate stocks upcoming needed merchandise, and the reason no one had left by the time you got there was because half the time, only 2 or 3 people are scheduled to be at the store, so leaving for 20 minutes is almost impossible depending on the situation. Jen was nice enough to call you ahead of time and get your ETA and apologized when she didn't get a chance to leave yet. You sound psychotic, coming into a store and going nuts on hard working people OVER CANDLES. Is your life that meaningless that you get THIS upset over candles? I used to work at Bath and Body Works sweetheart, I know exactly who you are and what you're about. If you get this angry OVER CANDLES, you have absolutely nothing better going on in your life.

Also, the store doesn't allow managers to just come up with fake money to put on a gift card for you. And you can only get a free item when you spend $10 or more, which you probably would have complained about having to do anyway. And how dare you deliberately try and get that poor manager in trouble for trying her best to satisfy your ridiculous expectations. I'm shocked she didn't sue you for telling the entire world her name, her co-workers, and which store she worked at. Is the amount of harassment she's going to have to deal with now worth you getting two free candles for your "hassle" that you created for yourself?

You should be ashamed of yourself. You and all rude, ignorant customers like you who come into a store, filled with people who probably want to be home watching the Packers game just as much as you do, and take advantage of their desire to simply make you happy. I hope you sleep very well at night. Shame on you."

I hope the Wisconsin girl read this.

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Here, R257. She just talks about what's inside her purse.

Why do fat girls all love Vera Bradley?

"Because ya know, bitches sweat."

I think that might have to be my new motto.

Jesus, she even has to make sure her perfume smells like food.

Favorite youtube comment - excellent use of the word Frau!

"I DESERVE FREE STUFF BECAUSE I HAD TO DRIVE 20 MILES!!!" You are what is wrong with this country. You want something for free, you weren't going to spend any money there you wanted to exchanged some candles you probably got on close out or as gifts for two in demand scents and because things did not go your way you are enraged. You are an entitled spoiled brat. I would be willing to bet you maybe spend 50 dollars a year at Bath and Body works. If they lost you as a customer they would be just fine. "JEN" the manager who has to manage a staff of probably 20, meet monthly sales quotas, do floor resets and work probably 50-60 hours a week for not much money does not deserve to be treated like shit by you. She probably has to deal with 100 fraus like you who bug the shit out of her each day calling because OMG WINTER CANDY APPLE IS OUT OF STOCK????? But no, you want her fired because she was TRYING to do what you wanted and could not. She made a mistake in what was in stock. Sorry..it's not like you lost a lung or she killed your dog. Had you been nice about it and not a psycho she probably would have bent over backwards to figure something out.

The way she pronounces things makes me cringe.

"La Comb..." when she means Lancome.

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I am really fascinated by her obsession with smells. From her candles to the dozen full sized perfumes in her purse. What the hell?

She has another channel WWWisconsingirl or something like that. This channel chronicles her weight loss and health issues.

I watched one of her videos where she showed a cabinet full of body scrubs and random beauty samples.

It was quite the hoard...

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This pic literally made me laugh till I hurt....

I have an obese friend, and she too is obsessed with scented products (body sprays, especially). I think it's because they know they can't bathe properly, so they're always self-conscious about reeking.

Love the parody of the Bath and Body Works rant:

that parody is absolutely brilliant!

Imagine if this... creature stumbled into a Diptyque shop. The staff would cower under the counter and call 911.

Oh America.

Can you picture her trying to read the name on a Diptyque candle?

Even worse, I imagine, would be her reaction to Le Labo in the dented can.

Does Diptyque do coupons & 2-for-1 sales?

Angela, Diptyque is a freakin' nightmare on Black Friday. plan to be in line no later than noon on Thanksgiving and Cheryl and I will swing by later with some cuy sandwiches to keep up your strength. You get ugly when you're hungry. Sunbeam and extra mayo, right?

In other holiday news, LAFCO is coming out with three limited editions...

Guinea Pig Room: a daring blend of rodent feces, urine soaked blanket, and the salty tears of 60 unwanted candles.

Peacock Suite: a meditative melange of fan art crayon, candle, rancid vagina, candle, panniculus sweat, candle and hubris.

Daughter's Bathroom: a youthful cacophony of Playtex tampon, WalMart clearance air freshener, Glade Plug-In, TJ Maxx dust, and embarrassment.

OH LORD JESUS R276 made me laaaugh!!! This is the best thread I've read in ages!

r270, that was fucking hysterical.

Jen from Appleton - show your face! We support you!

Couldn't she just go out and buy a case of candy apples, sniff them, and eat them?

This fat bitch will be back in Bath and Body Works just in time for the next candle sale.

Has anyone contacted Appleton Jen for comments?

I thought about calling Appleton & asking for Jen, but then realized I had nothing to say after that. Any ideas? She may not even work there anymore…having been reamed and all.

WTF is wrong with this idiot?

The hippo did an "overhaul" of her candles.

What does that even mean?

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I loathe this woman and her horrific accent.

Can you imagine her in the Big Either house?

Was she the one who had sex with the uncircumcised one or the tall fella?

Gotta be honest. I love her.

She needs her own reality show.

R286, that is HILARIOUS!! Love that.

[quote] Why doesn't she have custody of her kids?

Because they're adults?

What must she smell like if no scent can cover it up?

R285, I think (using Stefon voice now) it's that thing where oversharing millenials go on you tube and explain what they just bought at a particular store. For what reason, I can't help you there.

She sounds poor

I'm going to regret saying this... but after watching a couple of her videos, I've started to feel really sorry for her. She's obviously got issues and seems extremely lonely and sad. Sounds like her life's pretty miserable too. No, I don't think that's a good excuse for her behavior, but I think it explains a lot.

I cannot wait for Rebel Wilson to play her in the film adaptation.

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Wish you were here, Angela!! You don't know what you're missing :)

XOXO

Her family background makes complete sense. She reminds me of a college friend that was obese. She too had a sibling with a disability and she was really fixated on stuff like lotions.

My friend stuffed her emotions with food and focused on external rewards. Lotions, CDs, and just about anything but her body.

Ms. Youtube has a channel devoted to improving her health, but it hasn't been updated in a while.

I'm shocked it took til R177 for someone to make a "Misery" comparison.

Angela may sound poor, and look like she leads a deprived impoverished life, but people who have Youtube Channels with lots of viewers make money everytime someone watches their video or subscribes. Some " Youtube Stars" make well over six figures a year doing just what our dear Angels, Blessed Lady of the Wax Pool is doing. In fact, this months cheque should enable her a massive haul of Candles.

Stinky link, r302

oops, sorry, Candle fumes must be causing delirium...

The lowest on Youtubes Top 20 Earnings is a 7 year old! EvanTubeHD

Youtube Screenshot $134,000-$1.32 million estimated yearly income after YouTube's 45% cut.

476,000 total subscribers.

443 million total views .

His family friendly channel makes him over a million a year, and that is after Youtube takes it 45% cut.

But this creature only has 7k subscribers, and the video that went viral has 723k views. The second most popular, 99k; the third, 71k.

She may be rolling in a few things but I dont think YouTube money is one of them.

Given Datalounge's notoriously troubled history with "shop girls", flight attendants, and given the recent deplorable treatment received by one of Datalounge's very own, at the hands of rogue thrift "shop bottoms"; surely Dataloungers can empathize with poor Angela's pain.

Puh-lease the only "pain" in dear Angelas' life is the "throw" from her 3 wick-ed "Pain d'Or" scented BBW Candle.

Dammit, OP! I can't stop watching this woman. I don't give a shit about candles but Angela has me hypnotized.

Yankee Candle smackdown! Piggy thinks Yankee Candles smell like Indian takeaway!

Who is this usurper to the throne, R310? She doesn't even live in filth!

God Lord, it's hard to believe that in this modern age there are parts of America where people still have no access to electricity and must survive by candlelight.

All the fat bitches love candles that smell like food. The jokes just write themselves.

I wonder why Angela never considered just seeking out high end candles made with good quality natural essential oils, soy wax, and braided wicks? No pooling, lousy throw or wick fails! Oh, right - god forbid, she'd have nothing to complain about for her fan base.

Has anyone watched the autumn cookie/candy/coffee review videos? Pumpkin spice and spiced apple galore!

I agree with the others who say she is oddly mesmerizing.

Is it just me or does she seem like two different people in her BBW Rant and her other videos? In her BBW (and yes, I like saying BBW when it comes to her), she almost looks like a different person and comes across as completely unlikable. In her other videos she looks less gross (note that I said less), and while she's still unlikable, there seems to be a tragic, sad, side that comes out. I mean, I sort of feel sorry for her in her other videos.

R315, it's because in our society, women are not allowed to express anger. And if they are middle aged or older they are treated with absolute contempt. Scorned like modern day witches who should be burned at the stake.

[quote]surely Dataloungers can empathize with poor Angela's pain.

Poor Angela wouldn't be poor if she didn't spend all her money on chemical-laden simple carbohydrates and candles that smell like the same crap she eats that makes her such a fat, sad pathetic sack of hilariousness.

I bet she farts a lot. I imagine she farts in bed, too. And by that I mean really loud smelly paint-peeling farts. Wouldn't it be just dreadful if she farted right by a lit candle? Especially if she had had Mexican food for dinner the night before.

No Frau at R316. She's not just expressing anger in her Rant, she's unhinged and being obnoxious. Get a grip.

She has a Monica Lewinsky type mouth. Focus on her mouth when she talks. She moves it aggressively.

I'm sorry but I'm a middle aged woman who can't stand her. Women like her I can spot a mile away when they come into my place of employment or even when I'm out shopping. I avoid them like the plague.

Rants over candles. Woe is me. I just lost 7 family members in 8 months--including my mom with Alzheimer's whom I cared for for 3 years while working fulltime. I got harassed and bullied at work for seeking time off and asking for an accomodation (after 26 years) for funerals and my mom's final days. They suspended me instead. So fuck her with a candy-ass candle.

Okay, bitches, based on Angie's recommendation, I just ordered the Kringle Peony candle from Amazon Prime. It should be here in two days. I'll check it out and give you all my in depth review on the following:

1. scent

2. throw

3. wick movement

4. wax pooling and tunneling

5. soot residue

R321 - but it'll be useless without pictures or better yet, a video!

Okay, will do R322. This candle better be life changing. It cost $22. If I'm not happy with it I'm gonna be PISSED. There WILL BE profanity, so I'm warning you now, if you don't like profanity, don't read my review. If it sucks, I'm going to blame Angie…..and she better be prepared to offer me something as compensation for leading me astray.

She's an absolute tragedy, but even worse is her shocking lack of self-awareness.

[quote]This candle better be life changing. It cost $22.

You should have waited 'til the 2-for-1 sale and then stacked your cooooopons! Do I hav'tah teach you everything?

She's a bum. I bet her mother is buying her that candle shit.

Someone should post some comments and see how long she takes to delete them. I bet she sits in front of her computer all day. She sure isn't exercising.

R320, I am sorry about your mom and the other members of your family.

Also, I, too, avoid these types of people. But, unfortunately for me, I don't always have the skills to spot them until it is too late.

[quote]I'm sorry but I'm a middle aged woman who can't stand her.

Ugh. Who let the fish in?

Oh dear R329. Do you think of your mom as before all else as 'fish'

R315, I watched the rant video and then watched her YouTube tag video. In the latter, she talks about being positive and honest on YouTube. She said she's considered deleting the rant video since it was very negative, but since so many people love it, she's kept it up for the fans. She's well aware it wasn't her most respectable moment on YouTube. So yeah. I think she's grown and learned from experience.

She deletes all "negative" comments, yet her video itself is negative.

Her definition of "negative" is actually "anything that does not agree with me."

A lot of the YouTube comments are negative in nature, but were not deleted since they support her rant.

She is a narcissist, I tell you. A classic narcissist.

R330

I call them as I smell them.

Given Wisconsin' less than stellar past politics I fear we may well be looking at a future Governess of The Badger State... at the very least a Congresswoman.

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Her "Birthday Haul," video made me really sad for her. She barely got anything and everything she did get was from her mother (except for the tiny candles her daughter got her).

She obviously has no friends.

WE are her friends, R336.

LACOMB!

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Who wants to be that her mom is secretly poisoning her with all those candles and scents?

Thanks to r56 I've fallen down the rabbit hole of reborn doll videos. They're fascinatingly weird, and creepy.

In her defense, she's 40 years old…how many birthday gifts do you really expect her friends to send her? I didn't know adults do that. Or perhaps I just have shitty friends.

No, R342 you don't have shitty friends. You are a successful, independent adult who can buy anything you want/need for yourself. Birthday parties and gifts are for children. Whenever an adult gets all excited about gifts they got for their birthday or Christmas, I automatically assume they are poor and trashy.

God, she looks like that fat guy from Little Britain in r339 's link. The Only Frau in the Village.

Hmm. I've met people like this in my daily life before. It's harmless, I think.

So she likes candles, kind of a lot? At least she's passionate about something.

What kind of a world would it be if we couldn't vent when something pissed us off? Criticism can be purgative, it clears the air. Even if she is over sharing and overreacting, at least it gave a good few hundred people a laugh.

I am, however, irked that this is how a real Wisconsin accent sounds. That 70's Show was not an accurate representation, it seems.

Does Jenn still work at this BBW location? I imagine the store has received a ton of calls inquiring.

Why the hell couldn't she have just bought these candles online? Stupid, useless drama...

Leave Angie alone y'all. She's currently in a calling frenzy searching for Bath and Body Works' newest scent - Kettle Fried Potato Chip.

Duh, R347.. because then she'd have to pay shipping and she didn't have a coupon for that. Plus, she NEEDED those candles RIGHT NOW. And if she bought them online, what drama would she have to bitch about?

Wtf is "throw"? I threw a Yankee candle at my bf once. Not to hit him, just to make a point.

R350 candle throw is how far the scent travels/how strong the fragrance is.

(I only know because I make candles)

"Throw" is a term fraus and some gays alike use whilst describing their candles in an effort to make their sad hobby sound more sophisticated than it really is. It refers to how much stink a candle is capable of giving off in terms of radius.

Ladies and gentlemen, Disorganized Doris!

I have a friend who's obsessed with scent as well. She has a hyper-acute sense of smell and family money, so she collects high-end perfumes and talks about them as an art form. She will compare notes of certain flowers or undertones in perfumes that smell exactly the same to me, I don't get it at all.

And no, she's not fat, dumb, or lonely, she's quite good-looking and social.

And, now, its time for Jenny!!!

R343: poor, yes; trashy, no! My parents bought my love with beautiful gifts all throughout the year when I was growing up, and I still love getting nice surprises and lovely gifts. My parents are old and poor now but I'm still happy to get whatever they give me (except for that tin of escargots and satchel of powdered sauce dad; that was a little uncalled for) :)

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R354, I actually do that too but with mini versions that I get from Germany. The people who are REALLY into it, when discussing perfumes (aka the "juice") go at with the same justo as those who are really into wine do. They discuss the different "noses" who create the blends; discuss the difference between vintage and new; they discuss fragrance houses, ingredients (real or chemical) - even the story the nose is trying to convey with the interweaving aromas!! Perfume snobs are the new wine snobs. And there are a lot of men into it too, which is a little surprising when they start in discussing the ladies fragrances.

It does help the neophytes like me to appreciate the complexity and subtleties of a fragrance you've always taken for granted though.

This fragrance was personally developed by Reichen, choosing scents from natural plants and herbs growing in an organic greenhouse.

In combining the pure essential oils from each of these natural ingredients including Amber, Clove, Patchouli, Mint, and Bergamot, among others, at levels to his liking, Reichen is proud to give this fragrance his own first name.

This natural-smelling fragrance brings on a feeling that is sexy, masculine, and clean with maximum throw.

What kind of loon uploads videos of their grocery shopping? YouTube is stuffed with videos from these nutjobs.

Ah, R343 is just like Angela... a sad adult who has never had friends that cared or thought about her.

I'm sorry your life sucks R343 that you've had to convince yourself that gifts are only "for children." And spare me the, "you're an adult who can buy anything for yourself," that's something people tell themselves when no one's ever given a fuck about them.

It's not about getting things you, twit.

haha. R343 sort of sounds like an Angela rant.

Here's how it all went down.

R363 thanks for contributing something that was already posted about a hundred posts ago. You're so cool!

I think her "I am joking" was added after she posted the video. She's not joking, she's clearly pissed off.

It's ridiculous.

You sound poor, R361

Ty R363. I missed the link earlier so I for one am glad you posted it again. That was freaking hilarious. I laughed harder at that then I did the original. This thread is effing awesome.

I want to buy her a DL subscription. Imagine the ridiculous threads she would start.

hahaha R366 you're more like the 1%er who has nobody willing to give you the time of day.

You sound friendless.

[qupte]1%'er who can buy myself ANYTHING I want

Oh, Dear.

[quote][qupte]1%'er who can buy myself ANYTHING I want Oh, Dear.

Oh, DEAR.

She just did a major HAUL at the Yankee Candle outlet, ya'll. But not all is well. Her asthma is out in force and she had to take off from work. Luckily, she was still able to make her video.

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How does this person not know that the asthma and headaches are because of the candle fumes?

r373, please calm yourself and sniff some aloe water.

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R372 She has asthma and she is burning candles while she sleeps? What sense does that make?

This fat bitch gets FANMAIL?

The re-enactment, embedded.

Turning 40 = Panic Attacks Vlog #51

She speaks like she's accepting an Academy Award.

"People in the wax community."

lmao

Are you REALITY???

She had a baby at 16, so her and her daughter are only 16 years a part.

Her daughter calls and she doesn't take the call.

Mother/Daughter video!!!

I had to get poked a lot -- poked WITH A NEEDLE.

Someone sent her a Peacock mug! ROFL!!

This cunt really has no life and/or thinks she needs to document her every thought & action, doesn't she? In her 'Turning 40' video we get to watch her dog take a piss, her drive to Walmart (where she proclaims NEVER to buy meat or produce, and then goes on to buy nothing but processed SHIT), she gives us minute-by-minute Wisconsin weather reports, and I'm sure the rest of the video is just as riveting but I'm done watching it at this point.

The daughter. Oh dear.

Why does she talk like a Valley Girl at 40?

Why doesn't Annabel live with her?

r391, she's busy starring in a blockbuster movie.

It's like brotherly looove…or gay friends.

I thought she was a "candle lady" - she actually talks about her life and people care?

Angela is a goddess. Who is her BF?

I'm sorry, but now I fucking love this woman! So posted that she was a gay icon on Twitter.

Angela sez: Don't buy produce at Wallmart!

[quote]Angela sez: Don't buy produce at Wallmart!

From seeing and hearing her, I now believe that the road to a better life lies in doing the exact opposite of everything Angela says. So now I'm off to buy some produce at Walmart. Also meat.

Someone is going to have to explain this to me. Thread after thread about how horrible fraus are, but once you actually see one in the wild, you worship her as a gay icon?

She should be a docent at a wax museum.

I just called the Appleton store but they said Jen isn't working tonight.

As promised, our candle review.

My God, so much wasted internet space.

Her daughter is a carbon copy of her. How vile.

r402, congrats. You've actually made Angela a more appealing choice.

I think she's sexy.

How many kids does she have? She refers to Annabelle as her older daughter.

Two daughters.

Angela just caught a beatdown from Willam!

That drag queen at R409 is the lamest response to this. Not funny. Not witty. Nit bright enough to really get it. And ugly as shut.

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What are the hottest candle scents for Christmas?

You guys aren't gonna believe what I got for Xmas…a Peach Bellini B&BW candle!!! I'm still smiling from ear-to-ear over it.

Angela is on a "Shake it Off" diet.

Bitch is serious as cancer!

Thank god we have someone brave enough to do the real in-depth investigations that can change how we see and experience the world.

I follow her on instagram and she is very very gay friendly.

I can't believe it's been three years already (and five years since she posted her video, in November of 2012).

She seems to have lost some weight. Still an annoying voice, though. (Why can't she talk like a normal human being?)

Here's her latest video/review:

Why not?

Tragically Angela has had to GIVE UP burning candles!