I had a trick over last night, and as I was really starting to pound him good, he let's out with "Oh, pack my shit!" I finished as quickly as I could after that and hurried him out. Yuck.
What weird things have people shouted during your sexy times?
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I had a trick over last night, and as I was really starting to pound him good, he let's out with "Oh, pack my shit!" I finished as quickly as I could after that and hurried him out. Yuck.
What weird things have people shouted during your sexy times?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 15, 2020 1:54 AM |
please never say 'man pussy'
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 1, 2014 8:33 PM |
R1 One does not merely say 'man pussy', it is one of those phrases that can only be hissed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 1, 2014 8:36 PM |
I've had men shout "Pack my shit" lots of times. I take it to mean I've achieved adequate depth.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 1, 2014 8:36 PM |
Give me your seed
I want your baby juice.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 1, 2014 8:38 PM |
Daddy! Give me your daddy cream!!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 1, 2014 8:40 PM |
When lesbians say "pack my shit" during sex it means they've been together for as long as three days and can confidently take their relationship to the next level.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 1, 2014 8:42 PM |
One time a guy ask me, "Which do you want to do first, feed me or fill me?"
I didn't quite understand, as we had discussed the possibility of getting food before hooking up. So I said, "Sure we can go out for food first."
He quickly replied, "No. I mean do you want to feed me your cum or fill my ass?"
I did not hook up with him again.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 1, 2014 8:47 PM |
Oh yeah! Loosen my shit, I was stopped up before, but NOT ANYMORE... LOOSEN IT LOOSEN IT LOOOOOOOOOSEN IIIIITTTTTTTT...GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 1, 2014 8:49 PM |
Eat my shitter bitch
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 1, 2014 9:17 PM |
Is it in yet?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 1, 2014 9:20 PM |
I agree with the man pussy remarks. As soon as a man refers to his ass as female anatomy it's over. My boner immediately shifts into park.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 1, 2014 9:27 PM |
"Sorry! Shop's closed!"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 1, 2014 9:30 PM |
R4, I have a fuck buddy who loves to beg to be seeded and it really turns me on. Always makes me cum when a guy begs for my cum.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 1, 2014 9:34 PM |
I have stopped fucking upon 'fuck me daddy', 'manpussy', and 'I love you'.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 1, 2014 9:35 PM |
I was getting pounded last night by a needle dick and the guy asked me if I read Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 1, 2014 9:35 PM |
Two separate guys, both instant boner killers.
"You suck dick better than my wife"
"Give it to me, stick it in my magina"
No second dates for these fellas.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 1, 2014 9:54 PM |
Everyone is such a prude on here.
Just have fun
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 1, 2014 9:56 PM |
That old DL post with "Use yo fingah! use yo fingah!"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 1, 2014 10:00 PM |
Fill me with your graxy!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 1, 2014 10:06 PM |
"Get it, Peggy! Get it!"
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 1, 2014 10:09 PM |
"That's right fella, I'm stinkin' up your rod. Stinkin' it up real good, yeah."
It was this old geezer bus driver back when I was in college. I just tuned him out and kept going.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 1, 2014 10:12 PM |
'stinkin' up your rod ...' Oh, the humanity!!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 1, 2014 10:15 PM |
Agree with mangina, man pussy, mussy, anything that you can picture being hissed by a DL habitué while adjusting his bulk inside his caftan and shoving another Krispy Kreme in his drooling maw.
I think it's just that so many things that sound hot in your imagination come out totally ridiculous when said out loud. Many years ago there was one guy who during the usual fuck me hard, fuck me deep type stuff shouted out "make it so" - or so I thought. It stopped me dead in my tracks, I couldn't believe anyone would do a Captain Picard bit during sex. Turned out he said "make me sore" and I'd misheard. Oh well. Moment was gone, never saw him again.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 1, 2014 10:19 PM |
An older guy in East Hampton started shouting in falsetto, "Pull my dick, Daddy!"
He had easily 20 years on me. Very unnerving.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 1, 2014 10:20 PM |
Hey R17, let's go for a terrific meal, your choice. Just don't lose your appetite when I spit in your food.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 1, 2014 10:22 PM |
`Only King Kong can stop the rain!`.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 1, 2014 10:24 PM |
I really get turned off by dudes that say fu#& my man-pussy. Honestly, what a major turn off! The wild thing is the dudes I have tricked with that do this are otherwise pretty masculine.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 1, 2014 10:26 PM |
"I think I'm gonna fart."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 1, 2014 10:29 PM |
"PACK MY SHIT!!! PACK IT ALL UP...AND SEND IT UPS. THAT' S RIGHT DADDY...Drop it off before 4PMMMMMMMMM"
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 1, 2014 10:34 PM |
OMG, 20 and 28 made me laugh out loud.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 1, 2014 10:34 PM |
"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!"
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 1, 2014 10:36 PM |
"Damn, I forget to pick up the dry cleaning."
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 1, 2014 10:38 PM |
"God, I hate Carrie White"
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 1, 2014 10:42 PM |
"Ready for school now Sport?"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 1, 2014 10:45 PM |
"Whip me, beat me. Call me misshelenbedd."
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 1, 2014 10:45 PM |
R21, What's a hot young, early 20 something doing fucking an "old geezer"? Or where you never hot?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 1, 2014 10:46 PM |
I've been a sex addict since I started fucking at 13, R36. Was diagnosed in my 20s but it's still a losing battle. I was super hot in college (still fit and great looking today at 35) and yet wouldn't believe the disgusting men I threw down with. At least this one had all his teeth (and fingers) which is more than I can say for many of them.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 1, 2014 10:52 PM |
"I'm sorry ... close your eyes ... don't look" as he was having an accidental BM as he got off me.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 1, 2014 11:02 PM |
r37 have you no control over your impulses? I know I do, but I'm a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 1, 2014 11:04 PM |
White guy here. I was blowing a beautiful black man who asked me, out of the blue, if I liked "that n***er dick."
I was shocked. Shocked that he said that with such a delicious, evil grin, and shocked that it made me come like Old Faithful.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 1, 2014 11:05 PM |
"Cum in me! Make me pregnant! Give me a baby!"
I mean, wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 1, 2014 11:07 PM |
R40 sounds hot.
"I love you."
It's not the time for love just then.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 1, 2014 11:11 PM |
You make me feel like a cheap frock bein stitched together in a sweatshop. That phrase always makes me think, fuck americans only.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 1, 2014 11:13 PM |
This isn't exactly an utterance, but the first time that I fucked someone, at the moment when we were just about to come, he flicked a switch and Christmas lights began to blink all over the ceiling.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 1, 2014 11:15 PM |
[quote]You make me feel like a cheap frock bein stitched together in a sweatshop.
I can't tell you how often my wife says those exact words.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 1, 2014 11:19 PM |
"I love you mommy" as he came.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 1, 2014 11:26 PM |
A guy I knew in college who enjoyed extreme experiences (God rest his soul) had a boyfriend who was a fat cop, and the cop liked getting a blow job in uniform with just his zipper open. Invariably he would be thrusting and grinding and the gun in its holster would be banging my friend in the head, and the cop would be yelling, "I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!!!" as he started to cum.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 1, 2014 11:30 PM |
"You fucking whore, you fucking cunt!" as he was cumming.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 1, 2014 11:37 PM |
I've had guys use the old Jeff Stryker-type language: "Suck that big cock. You like that big cock, doncha?" And I always started laughing and had to "disengage."
"Make me cum make me cum make me cum make me cum I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming No No No No No make me cum make me cum" and on and on. That particular relationship didn't last.
R40, I've had that kind of patter, too. (I'm biracial but look white, so it's even sillier.) Oddly, it doesn't have the same effect as the Stryker talk in my first example. It can be sexy, so long as the guy isn't too role-playing about it. One great guy, though, would drop the "dick" and just say, "Yeah, suck that n****r. Suck that n****r good." Lord. (I usually don't like being coy with language but spelling it out just didn't look right here.)
I hate roles - when things have to be said in a certain way in a certain order. One guy kept telling me to tell him I wanted his potatoes. Jesus Christ. At that point I really did not want his potatoes. at all.
(Honest) I had one guy, who I'd been dating for a while and who was verbal in stimulating ways suddenly called out, "Here's Johnny!" as he was cumming. Again, I started laughing. But in that case no disengagement was necessary.
And one guy (a black guy, too), kept telling me he wanted some o' that pink poontang as he finger-banged me. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 1, 2014 11:43 PM |
I can tolerate pretty much everything (including the manpussy, shitter, and breeding stuff), EXCEPT racial/ethnic/gay insults.
"Sí Papi" is fine, but why does someone think I'm gonna enjoy "rape me with that fucking Spic rod, you faggot thug!"
The rape fantasy is OK. His need to associate me with a hustling, opportunist, criminal psychopath isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 1, 2014 11:43 PM |
R50 I have been called the N word before and "ghetto N....". I about punched the guy in the mouth when he said that. I was pissed.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 1, 2014 11:50 PM |
A very nice, but, not overly attractive twenty-five year old man was about to get a good, rigorous, pity fuck. I could overlook his face and focus on his good back and shoulders, plus, he was a sweet, charming guy, and...a virgin! But, every time, I got going, he'd whisper, breathlessly, "Oh my goo'ness. OH MY GOO'NESS! " Just like Shirley Temple. It was terrible. Then, he'd giggle. I tried to soldier onward, but, after several, "Oh my goo'nesses," I had to stop. I bought him hot chocolate, and, no kidding, animal crackers., and went on my merry, limping way.
I wonder if he's still a virgin. I just couldn't go through with it. It was too creepy. It'd been like fucking this...trapped in an average man's body.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 1, 2014 11:51 PM |
You are a whore, darlin.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 1, 2014 11:52 PM |
I enjoy being a girl!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 1, 2014 11:52 PM |
R40 here. He was so natural, so playful, so sexy, that he could have said anything, but the contrast with that kind of filthy talk just took me right over the edge.
He had my number, that's for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 1, 2014 11:53 PM |
"Slap her, Willona!"
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 1, 2014 11:55 PM |
OH, LAWD, TAKE ME, MANDINGO !
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 1, 2014 11:56 PM |
[quote]A few weeks ago I was out with some friends and I met a man. I went back to his place and he has a nice old house and a pool. We took a swim and had some drinks. He grabbed my shoulders and said 'Christ! I want to fuck you!' and I said 'Then do!'
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 1, 2014 11:57 PM |
I always chuckle at 'suck that cock', assuming there's no other cock in the room to suck.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 2, 2014 12:04 AM |
I've finally been to me!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 2, 2014 12:12 AM |
1) A guy from 35 years ago who kept saying, "Don't you fuckin' tell nobody!" over and over, sprinkled with varying other threats, while he bottomed (yes, from New Jersey).
2) Our darker-skinned bretheren who just can't help but to swerve and veer into the Mandingo-verbal territory. Total turn-off.
3) Hot guy I finally landed in bed, years and years ago: "Stroke it! Stroke it! Stroke it! Spit on it! Oh, yeah, spit on it! Stroke it! Stroke it!" (he couldn't get off unless I gave him a hand job while continually spitting on his dick).
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 2, 2014 12:13 AM |
You all recognize most of these boner shrinkers came from either porn or this place, right?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 2, 2014 12:15 AM |
"Colton" decided to scream, 'Fuck me! Fuck me right on my dick!' Which seemed unnecessary at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 2, 2014 12:19 AM |
"I'm going OVER THE TOP!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 2, 2014 12:28 AM |
How about "Can I be your prison bitch?"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 2, 2014 12:30 AM |
"Can you smell my stool?"
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 2, 2014 12:34 AM |
R66 --- PLEASE tell me that's a joke. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 2, 2014 5:14 PM |
SQUIRT THAT MAN YOGURT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 2, 2014 5:18 PM |
[quote]SQUIRT THAT MAN YOGURT!!!
Unless one is having sex with John Stamos, one must never say such a thing.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 3, 2014 1:14 AM |
Whenever I'd fuck my bf, he would say, "I'm so open like 7-Eleven!"
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 3, 2014 1:17 AM |
"Sexy times". Zzzzz...
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 3, 2014 1:57 AM |
"Me,me,me,me! at first I thought he was practicing scales !
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 3, 2014 2:06 AM |
Whilst fucking -- see, some do use the word -- Yeah, use me as a woman! Fuck me, suck me, call me Helen! (That one'll sure make your dick go down.) Oh, oh, oh … give me your baby!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 4, 2014 1:01 PM |
A friend who got off with a Japanese salaryman said that he orgased with: " Ah! Ah! Sunshine through clouds!"
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 4, 2014 1:39 PM |
R40, how many times did you hook up with that guy? Are you still seeing/dating him?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 4, 2014 2:01 PM |
I picked up a French guy during an airport stopover. As I was sucking his dick in a hotel room, he started crying and shouting what sounded like Petit! Petit! Petit!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 4, 2014 2:04 PM |
"Cheese from Poland!"
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 4, 2014 2:32 PM |
Jesus, this is some hilarious shit.
R23 and r52, you have destroyed me.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 4, 2014 2:38 PM |
[quote]I think it's just that so many things that sound hot in your imagination come out totally ridiculous when said out loud.
Or acted out. I often ask myself - could I describe this comfortably at a dinner party? Or even to my best friend?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 4, 2014 3:35 PM |
One time I was getting fucked bareback with this random dude and he kept saying. "I'm gonna knock you up. I'm gonna knock up your pussy with my big cock. You're gonna give me a son, right? A son with a big cock like his daddy, huh right? Then we're going to take turns fucking you like the little dirty you are.
Then there are always the guys who threaten to ruin your hole for anyone else. "Nobody's gonna want this when I'm through with it."
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 4, 2014 4:31 PM |
'Make it so'. Too funny..
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 4, 2014 4:44 PM |
I can handle "Man pussy" or "mangina." Not a preference at all, not a turn on, but I can tune them out.
"Boygina," not so much.
But the huge turn off is "shitter" or "pooper." Sorry, but invoking taking a dump in the middle of sex is the opposite of erotic for me. Instant bonekiller, and I pulled out and shut that shit down as soon as it happened.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 4, 2014 4:53 PM |
There are no bizarre utterances in sex.
You pathetic, sanitized Nancy boys make me puke. When two men are locked in man fucking what comes out from their hearts is pure beauty. I weep for what passes for a gay man today. I can't believe what my brothers gave their lives and talents for in kicking out of the closet. This is what we get: eeeeeews. Men fuck, hard and raw, get in the game, girls.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 4, 2014 5:01 PM |
R83, MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 4, 2014 5:07 PM |
'what comes out from their hearts is pure comedy'.
Fixed that for ya, R83
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 4, 2014 5:43 PM |
[quote]One guy kept telling me to tell him I wanted his potatoes. Jesus Christ. At that point I really did not want his potatoes. at all.
LMFAO!!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 8, 2014 2:02 PM |
[quote]But the huge turn off is "shitter" or "pooper." Sorry, but invoking taking a dump in the middle of sex is the opposite of erotic for me.
Agreed?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 8, 2014 2:05 PM |
I had a married bud that would say "fill my dumpster" when I was fucking him doggie style. I did. Many, many times. Ridiculous when I think about it, but pretty hot in the moment.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 8, 2014 2:08 PM |
I love when guys call their asses pussies…gets my dick extra hard.
One time I let this guy blow me, and right after we'd finished up & I was putting my pants back on he goes, "Oh man…this is when the guilt sets in." I remember thinking to myself, "Shit--is this guy gonna kill me now?" I never bothered with him again.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 8, 2014 2:23 PM |
Too funny
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 8, 2014 2:24 PM |
R74 and R76 made me LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 8, 2014 3:41 PM |
"Oh, Stephie, my tits are flying."
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 8, 2014 3:47 PM |
"You mean the panties that your mother laid out for you?"
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 8, 2014 4:03 PM |
[R83] watches too much porn.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 8, 2014 4:21 PM |
Actually, I find that saying the most UN-politically correct things while in the heat of the moment adds considerable frisson to the whole act.
The taboo aspect of it works like an oral -and aural - aphrodisiac.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 8, 2014 5:12 PM |
During an intense session, a guy blurted out that I had a rib cage of a 27 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 8, 2014 6:52 PM |
One time I was about to top my ex, he said "dig in." I thought I must have heard him incorrectly, so I asked him about it afterwards. He did, indeed, say it. I also have (had?) a fuck bud -- he moved out of town -- and he would keep hissing "give me your seed, i want your seed..." while I fucked him. This guy is so fucking hot, I just overlooked it and kept pounding him. Oh, to be in Ohio where he is now.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 8, 2014 7:28 PM |
"Dig in" is actually kind of hot.
And no, I only met that wonderful black guy one time. Back in my tramp days. Years, rather.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 8, 2014 7:33 PM |
"Do you want to cut my nipples off? Say you're going to cut my nipples off!"
This was part of some kind of weird scene he had going on in his head about gladiators. He also asked me to hold a clam shucker against his nipples as he masturbated.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 8, 2014 7:35 PM |
"How about you smoke some T and blow the smoke on my cock and then I'll do the same to you?"
Uh...yeah, except I don't smoke meth.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 8, 2014 8:13 PM |
[quote]This guy is so fucking hot, I just overlooked it and kept pounding him. Oh, to be in Ohio where he is now.
Was his name Nick, by chance? Or Kristofer?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 9, 2014 2:51 AM |
Remember the Maine!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 9, 2014 3:34 AM |
last night i told my boyfriend to "hurt me". god, so embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 9, 2014 3:41 AM |
When the lights went out: "Pat my pussy and call me Anne."
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 9, 2014 3:55 AM |
"Suck that tittie! Suck that there tittie!"
I mean, REALLY!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 9, 2014 4:17 AM |
Rock me Amadeus....I was like wtf...
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 9, 2014 4:20 AM |
Lol @ r106
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 9, 2014 4:26 AM |
A guy I dated briefly screamed out, "Oh, baby! Split my shitter!" - I almost lost my erection. Needless to say, it put a damper on our sex life. Yuck!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 9, 2014 5:27 PM |
r101 -- the Ohio guy is married with kids, so it's likely he'll use a fake name. He has the biggest cock I've ever seen, and, god alive, is he a great bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 9, 2014 5:41 PM |
Seems everyone has forgotten the unspoken yawn during sex. If you want to kill my zeal- yawn while I'm going down on you and I'm finished.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 11, 2014 5:19 PM |
It's not about me R64
But Obama certainly has relationship issues. He doesn't relate at all to the U.S, or to the world. He's lazy, and he's out of touch, and he doesn't care to even try and make his political relationship work. You can't expect some one else to do the work, while you sit back and watch. We are dealing with major issues here, and he doesn't want to get his hands dirty. That isn't the way to run a country.That's the way to destroy it.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 15, 2014 3:13 AM |
I've got three...
1) Eons ago. I was with this enormous redheaded bodybuilder from Arkansas. As I was fucking him, he started crying out, "I'm gettin' cornholed."
2) Way more recently, one of the best FBs I'd ever had (until he found religion) - a slim, sexy Mexican would call out repeatedly as he was close to shooting: Mi niño! Mi niño!
3) Guy I was with on and off in the 90s. French Canadian who lived in Montreal. This was not during sex but just after. I'd get up, go to the bathroom, the kitchen, come back to bed, when he started yelling at me, "It's daytime!" I had no idea what he was talking about. Turned out he was freaked out about my being casually naked. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 15, 2014 11:18 AM |
Well, one guy moaned, Oh mama, mama!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 15, 2014 11:22 AM |
[quote]When the lights went out
Your first mistake
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 15, 2014 11:43 AM |
R112, I think utterances 1 and 2 are pretty hot.
#1 sounds like an innocent farm boy who's amazed that he's actually taking it in, and admits it, and #2 is just calling you "my boy" which is kind of affectionate (and not necessarily referencing pedophilia or a weather phenomenon).
#3? You should introduce him to Granny at r104, who does it only with the lights out.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 15, 2014 11:48 AM |
A British guy years ago in an alley in Manhattan who I was giving a hand job to kept saying, as I edged him, "I'm going to arrive!, I'm going to arrive!"
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 15, 2014 11:58 AM |
"Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 15, 2014 12:00 PM |
That is the day I get the lemon pops!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 15, 2014 12:31 PM |
[quote]During an intense session, a guy blurted out that I had a rib cage of a 27 year old.
R96=Jeffrey Dahmer's next victim, glancing in the corner of the bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 15, 2014 12:37 PM |
[quote] If you want to kill my zeal- yawn while I'm going down on you and I'm finished.
Strangely enough, I had a FB years ago who was an amazing cocksucker, and his favorite thing was having me fall asleep while he blew me; to him it was the ultimate on how relaxed I was. You know how I achieved it? By staying up on meth the previous two nights (he also liked tweakers).
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 15, 2014 2:59 PM |
Had one guy whimper "Fuck me, daddeeee. Fuck meeeee" in this mewling voice. We were both around the same age and not doing any kind of role play. Totally killed the mood.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 15, 2014 5:54 PM |
"I want you to park your fart-box right on my soup-cooler."
I once had a guy start reciting Hail Marys while I was fucking him.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 7, 2014 1:30 PM |
I like them younger (18 to 25) and now make it clear that calling me "Daddy" while they blow me or I fuck them is a mood killer as are references to their "boy pussy" etc. Yuck.
When I was in graduate school I had a hot fuckbuddy who almost ruined it every time by calling out "two men fucking is so hot" while I was doing him.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 10, 2014 2:56 PM |
I met a guy on the internet few years back. He was maybe early 50s, claimed to bi. No heavy action. Huge cock on him. While he was jacking to give me a load on my chest, he started saying something along the lines of "When I was 30 and my mother was 60, we kissed one night. I carried her to the bedroom, took her clothes off. I ate her pussy. It wasn't dried up, but pink and moist. Then I fucked her deep and hard." He shot on my chest then.
Gratefully, I'd already came. This one I called Twisted Half Sister. I started screening the tricks better after that one.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 11, 2014 3:47 AM |
" you got the part of Noah Puckerman"
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 11, 2014 3:56 AM |
WTF R124.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 15, 2020 1:17 AM |
There was a thread on Reddit where this comment went viral. I still laugh out loud when I read it.
"Not me, but an old friend of mine.
Really quiet, soft-spoken, polite guy. A total gentleman and a graduate student in the liberal arts. Also, pretty inexperienced, tentative, and vanilla sexually.
He's dating this really cool girl for maybe two months. She is much kinkier in bed. She floats the idea of dirty talk, and apparently likes to be objectified, even demeaned a bit, from time to time. He's hesitant, but wants to please her and doesn't dismiss the idea outright. Changes the subject and figures that they'll revisit the idea another time.
Anyway...they have sex a few days later for the first time since the conversation. Really going at it doggystyle, and she tells him to talk dirty to her. He says that he can't think of anything to say, so he says nothing, and she then repeats the request, but the second time she is not fucking requesting, but demanding it.
He comes up with: "Yeah...you like that, you fucking retard?"
He's never struck me as one for embellishment, so I believe him. He said that was it for sex that night, although they are still together two years on now."
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 15, 2020 1:24 AM |
"He also asked me to hold a clam shucker against his nipples as he masturbated." You do not know, R99, how hard I laughed.
Mine was the hockey player (on the old Hartford Whalers) who liked to wear black dress socks in bed and would yell, "Score, score, score" when I fucked him. Didn't bother me.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 15, 2020 1:54 AM |
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