I'm at Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco watching a guy getting peed on in a kiddie pool

They're between the funnel-cake & cotton candy stands.!?

Do any of the hot naked guys ever let just plain old ordinary 50 year old guys come up and suck 'em off?

This fair, and Dore Alley, are sick and remnants of a sad time. They should be banned.

R2, I haven't seen anyone sucking anyone else off in the streets but a couple of people have taken pictures with guys' dick heads in their mouths.

R3 = prissy prude missing out on the fun in life

This thread is useless without live cam streaming.

Sleazoids on parade.

Folsom Street Fair is gross. Maybe tourists like it but for natives it is cold, ugly and tired.

Agreed, R8. It's anachronistic and disgusting.

The pee pool made me feel kind of sick, especially when they started drinking it amd spitting it into each other's mouths. But other than that, it's just people get whipped and walking around naked.

Too cold in SF today. The fog never lifted. I didn't go.

I don't understand this. Are people sexually turned on by pee or getting peed on? The thought of it makes me want to vomit.

Meanwhile, down the coast in Big Sur, two of my (gay) friends were married this afternoon in a small ceremony. Alas, I could not make it.

can't believe Board of Supervisors allow this. SF isn't even gay anymore; it's Asian. thank god they banned nudity.

The sheer joylessness of it all!

I think it's pretty gross, but if someone is into it, fine. I don't want everyone to be just like me. You know in advance that this shit happens at Folsom. If you can't stomach it, don't go. Or, stay in a certain section (not sure that works).

To each his own. That's my philosophy. I don't know what's right for you. You don't know what's right for me.

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You know this will be on the O'Reilly Factor in a couple days to paint all gays as deviants.

If every living human being brought their proclivities and fetishes out of the closet and into the streets, Folsom Street Fair would seem like a lost episode of Romper Room.

I think piss people and others who make other "shocking" displays of their sexuality in public fall into two camps.

1. General attention whores. They're not really challenging boundaries or making a statement. They want attention.

2. Those that really are trying to make a statement. What that is, I don't know. But, just as the gays of yesteryear were making statements against the heterosexual mainstream and what people considered "good" and "normal", today's some gays today are still doing that to some degree, as well as making a statement against that faction of the gay community that has become normalized to some extent and denounce other gays just as heteros would.

Maybe the latter group is small, but I think it still does genuinely exist.

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!!!

"You know this will be on the O'Reilly Factor in a couple days to paint all gays as deviants."

You mean like the way DL characterizes people of color? You guys DELIGHT in putting down blacks and others. This behavior at the Folsom Fair (or the increasing HIV infection rate because we are ALL promiscuous) is how we as gay men get characterized. Wouldn't it be fair turnaround if Fox News did it to us?

Well, pee IS sterile so everyone will remain healthy

[quote]You guys DELIGHT in putting down blacks and others.

who is "you guys"? I don't do that, thanks.

Several of my facebook friends are posting about Folsom, gloating about how awesome it is and how cool they are to be among the revelers. I find the whole thing kinda disgusting, frankly. I guess I'm too vanilla.

Urine is NOT sterile. Old wives' tale.

And Looking made it seem so boring, one of the problems with that show.

Folsom reminded also me how flabby and slouched (i.e. bad posture) most people are (maybe I should stop looking at celebs so much). Even the thin folks could have benefitted from some weight lifting. I'm no looker myself but oddly enough, I'm actually more motivated to go to the gym now.

[quote] Meanwhile, down the coast in Big Sur, two of my (gay) friends were married this afternoon in a small ceremony.

[quote] thankful the "old norms" are changing

Lambchop, the new norms are that there are no norms. Straights don't value marriage any more which is why they gave it to us. The only people who give a shit about marriage are the religious right and middle aged middle class "progressives". In other words, your straight idols are just as whorish, or at least indifferent to living in "sin", as the fags you so loathe. Cheers!

[quote]Several of my facebook friends are posting about Folsom, gloating about how awesome it is and how cool they are to be among the revelers.

I've been down to see the spectacle a couple of times. Once would have been more than enough, really.

[quote]Looking made it seem so boring, one of the problems with that show.

"Boring" and "normal" are not the same thing. The show was "boring" only in relation to the over-the-top absurdity of "Queer as Folk" and the like.

[quote]In other words, your straight idols are just as whorish, or at least indifferent to living in "sin", as the fags you so loathe.

Cupcake, I am not some sort of prudish Hester Prynne. Not only do I not put "traditional" marriage on any sort of pedestal; I think one of its primary underpinnings, at least for straights (life-long monogamy), is total horseshit and directly contrary to biological imperative. Nonetheless, am I glad to see *friends* enjoying marriage equality at long last? You betcha: unlike you -- clearly, a cynic to the core -- I don't think straight "gave us" marriage because they no longer respect it, but rather because they finally got to *know* us as more and more of us came out of the closet through the '90s and '00s. Rather than the "diseased perverts" the religious right makes us out to be, they saw that we are just as "diverse" as they are: we *both* have sex-crazed perverts! (but we also both have the opposite)

I went last year and turned into a total fucking whore, so I stayed away this year. There is something about that atmosphere. It is so sexually charged that you just lose control. By the end of the event I had sucked 5 different cocks and been fucked by three different guys taking turns on me, while a group of guys stood around us watching.

[quote]been fucked by three different guys taking turns on me

Dear god I hope condoms were involved

[quote]"Boring" and "normal" are not the same thing. The show was "boring" only in relation to the over-the-top absurdity of "Queer as Folk" and the like.

I was a fan but people watch television to be entertained. I don't want QaF but they could kick up the entertainment value, more humor would probably help.

I hope you got tested, r32.

[quote]There is something about that atmosphere. It is so sexually charged that you just lose control. By the end of the event I had sucked 5 different cocks and been fucked by three different guys taking turns on me, while a group of guys stood around us watching.

This really *is* why they hate us. (Or why some of them still hate us.)

Yeah, R36... they're just jealous.

whatever. I'm totally vanilla and the idea of being flogged does nothing for me. I find guys in leather about as hot as guys in full drag. but to each their own, and I've been to Folsom and just had fun drinking beer with my friends in the sun.

I went in 2008 and saw a guy dressed in a skimpy dog costume with a dog tail butt plug get recognized by someone he knew. Most awkward conversation ever!

Noah Brooks is one of the biggest sluts ever

[quote]Straights don't value marriage any more which is why they gave it to us.

Oh bullshit, Debbie Downer. And, it wasn't given to us; most of us fought for it in one way or another.

I was at the Folsom fair this afternoon and I wasted 10.00 getting in. I swear this was a contest to see who could be the ugliest replica of a fractured rectum. It appeared every rest home in the bay area left their residents here for a party day. Thank god there was a costco for me to escape and chow down on sample foods.

[quote]I swear this was a contest to see who could be the ugliest replica of a fractured rectum

Don't keep me in suspense... Did I win?

A little bit of urine on the skin does wonders.

Maybe it's not actually supposed to that shocking anymore since anyone, anywhere can see pictures and read postings about it on the internet.

Seems like Folsom exists because it's tradition and that's the way it is. Why are there guys peeing on someone in a kiddie pool? Why do fairs have ferris wheels? Because they always have.

[quote]Urine is NOT sterile. Old wives' tale.

It figures. A bunch of old wives got together and agreed to spread a rumor that piss is sterile. What was their end game?

[quote] But other than that, it's just people get whipped and walking around naked

Don't forget the big-assed 500 lb frauen sashaying around nude handing out but plugs.

There was a similar parade here in Berlin, last week. Most men looked ill. Not all of them, but I'd say the majority looked as if they were really ill and were livin in their SM dungeon.

The most impressive thing I noticed at the Folsom fair was the ratio of the old to the young. It was by far old men making spectacles and recepticals of themselves. The 30 and under men were no more than 5 or ten percent of this twisted group.

I heard they were going to have a crutch-fuckers contest but some anti splinter group objected. Even when the organizers said they'd limit the group to those on aluminum crutches they still couldn't accomodate a crowd so very large.

Kind of funny when you think about it, a reverse on the former - my word the youth of today, how disgraceful!

As an oldie myself, I remember quite fondly some of the things I did in Frisco. Not a condom in sight. OMG

There was this one place, a bathtub was the urinal. Twenty men at a time filling it and hosing down the guy sitting in it. I wondered, does he take the bus home or whut?

I like cock and I like ass, but I just don't find the end products of the digestive tract sexy.

This is exactly why they hate us. Fucking Trash. I want to be treated like everyone else and get pissed on in a kiddie pool. Boo hoo. Why don't I have the same rights. Right there is why

The straight "fetish community" can be every bit as pervy.

My sexual tastes are very vanilla, but the bigots still hate me for not liking the opposite sex. Nothing will change them; they hate all forms of homosexuality, even monogamous same-sex romantic love.

What about monogamous piss-drinking? Is that considered trashy?

There are way more saggy old straight S&Mers than gay ones, and not everyone at Folsom is gay. Not my cup o pee (heh heh) but all you people with wadded up knickers would be better off dealing with your internalized homophobia. Or for the straights here, your plain old homophobia.

I only drink locally-sourced, cruelty-free, free range, organic piss.

I saw the photos and it all seemed to be nothing but porn stars and a but of people who seem to think they look WAY better naked than they actually do.

R59, yeah I also noticed how flabby everyone looked and how many have horrible posture and horrible skin. I mean, I have the same problems but SF is such a fit city, I figured other people wouldn't.

R60 Did you see wrecking ball guy? That was just gross and sad at the same time,people were openly laughing at him in videos.

R61, yes! But was it actually heavy? I couldn't tell if it was a foam ball or made of heavier material (it didn't seem to be made of real metal/iron), especially since it wasn't pulling his balls down too far.

There was also an old man sitting on the curb swinging his dick around like helicopter blades while people pointed and laughed. I just didn't know what to think.

They need to take that indoors. Equality means responsibility. No-one should be playing BDSM pissing games in the street.

If you're at the Folsom Street Fair then you are surrounded by psychopaths.

Drinking piss, public sex, public beatings, ugly old men wandering around naked. It's a fucking cesspool of scum.

I think that is part of the fun for them, r63.

Whether or not we approve.

Folsom seems to be a mecca for some sad and damaged people.

Well ,it`s not the only one.

She is not a prude!

Folsom Street is cordoned off for fun and games -- Castro, etc, public nudity was off-putting.

You're hilarious, r42/r49/r50.

[quote]Dear god I hope condoms were involved...

Ha! No! You are so delightfully naive!

SHRIEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEK!

Is this urine gluten free?

Welcome to the freak show,Where can I get Jessica Lange's autograph?

I lived in SF for years, and went to the Folsom Street fair just once, which was enough time to see the things OP is talking about.

Folsom Where the psychologically defective go to relax and have a good time.

Stupid fuckers, if you don't like that sort of thing, go to the Wharf.

Again.

A lot of them have HIV. I have a friend who goes there every year with his group. They all have HIV. And they bareback. They don't care who they infect. I'd stay away from such places, young gays. Or give us elder gays your blood in a transfusion (see link below)

Anything for attention...would have been funny if he drowned.....was he also wearing flippers? These people are sad sick and self hating. They all have a death wish.

Whatevs.

They're not hurting anyone (who doesn't *want* to be hurt!)

What is this?

Back in the day I was peeing at a urinal in a popular gay bar and the guy next to me held out a plastic cup and said, "mind if I drink it?" I freaked out and quickly zipped up and got out of there.

Nowadays my attitude would be, "sure, why not, it's not costing me anything to give this guy a little pleasure."

Sadly, I've become an eldergay now and no one will probably ask me to pee in his cup again.

R19 Why would they do that when it isn't true by a long shot and they know it?

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