Wolves and otters - theys my favorites

Mines too!

I'm a wolf.

Check this out, OP.

You otter not say dat

The gay categories are way too complicated.

Bears are nasty.

I could never be a bear, even if I wanted to be. I'm tall, naturally lean and smooth. I feel locked out of their community based on my physical attributes.

I hate bears

But this doesn't answer the question.

Why does someone post this exact line of text?

It's the old fairy tale about wolves and otters. If there's one thing any self-respecting homo AIDS boy knows about, it's fairy stories.

I've been called a muskrat.

Apparently some people find it appealing. As for me, I'm just lazy with hygiene.

OP, linked below is the thread from 12/31/2012 in which "otters and wolves" were first mentioned. In full it was, "Any Tumblrs especially about otters and wolves? Theys my favorites." The thread is called "good tumblr's". I know, "Oh, dear!" See R84 and then, at R85, the first "Mines too!" In full, it is "They is? Mines too!" That is followed by R84, as confirmed by Troll-dar, writing "Sho be!"

Within the next few days, the first of 2013, the phrases took off and were repeated in several threads perhaps noticed and reused more often because people were off work for the New Year's Day holiday. Posters persisted to use the phrases, with varying degrees, throughout 2013. While it appears the original poster(R84)did post, or respond to use of, the original phrase in its early days of popularity, it is indeterminate whether he or she persisted thereafter. "Sho be!", for reasons still debated among historians, did not persist in use.

Where are the Thanksgiving Otter and the Christmas Mouse when one needs them?

Allusion to Rob Lowe's performance as a retarded man in *Square Dance*, also starring beloved 90s sociopath Winona Ryder.

They are tied up, R13. How can I be of service to you?

Here's an opportunity

Come and take it to the "nth" degree

Don't be nervous I don't have to be

Tide up in your promises

Oh oh oh

Tide up in words that got to deep

Tide up in promises

We could never keep

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

I really don't understand the illiterate "poetry" troll.

When I was young, I was told that puns were the lowers form of humor, but I thought that couldn't be right.

So when I was older, I decided that quoting TV commercials was the lowest form of humor.

But now that I'm old, I've decided that Internet Memes are really the lowest form of humor, "Wolves and otters..." being an excellent example.

I agree, R19. I wouldn't lower myself to that level.

"we can curl in the waters

naked swirling like otters

(you know how they are, you know how they are)"

[quote]I could never be a bear, even if I wanted to be. I'm tall, naturally lean and smooth. I feel locked out of their community based on my physical attributes.

And I'm on the way to becoming one even if I don't want to. I've been suffering from runner's knees for almost a year and when I can't do sports I eat. I've gained 34 pounds in six months.

I'm not super hairy on my chest but my physical therapist said my legs are one of the hairiest she's ever seen, and that's why she refused to tape them.

Personally I love otters and wolves as well. Without the fat I'm otterish myself.

[quote] They are tied up, [R13]. How can I be of service to you?

Ramadan Rat, do you do beheadings? I suspect you don't do Bar Mitzvahs, so I won't ask. What is your opinion of the Christmas Mouse and the Thanksgiving Otter?

R22: Do your people hail from one of those swarthy countries?

One thing I appreciate about the original wolves and otters post was that it had to do with the animals rather than those gay sub-groups of which bears are the most well known.

R24, from the Northern Europe. I was platinum blonde as a small kid and when I grew up my hair turned into honey blonde and darker shades of brown.

Then you must be Zak.

R22/R26, what's your skin color?

DL History Researcher -- Are you "Mines too!"?

[quote] DL History Researcher -- Are you "Mines too!"?

Alas, no. However, I was one of the first ones to repeat "Wolves and otters. Theys my favorites" in another thread.

R22 - What about swimming and some weight training or yoga? Otherwise, you could be a stocky but not obese bear.

Your leg description makes me very, um, interested with either build.

R28, I'm quite white but I do tan easily.

R31, I did loads of physical therapy in the spring, mostly with resistance bands but I got bored with it after three months. Apparently I have inflammation in the tendons around the knee. I used the term runner's knee earlier since it's almost the same thing, I guess. The reason I got it in the first place is that I overdid weight training and apparently didn't take good enough care of my growing muscles with stretching etc. The muscles are still there so that's why I think I'm otter underneath the fat ;) I'm at the moment about 40 pounds overweight so I guess I am a bear now.

I'm seeing a doc on Monday and I hope I get good enough drugs to get rid of the inflammation so I can get back to doing physical therapy and hopefully soon after that back to lifting weights. I did try swimming but tbh I hate going around almost naked looking like this. Physical therapist said that yoga's not really good for me since I have a tendency to have hyperextension in my legs and arms. Loads of yoga postures that I could still do but I've been too lazy to find out good ones. Instead I've been baking pizzas. They make me happy.

Beheadings are a specialty of mine, R23. In fact, I wish I could do it to Thanksgiving Otter right now. He is irritating. His head would look lovely on my wall.

Christmas Mouse strangely I do not hate as much. He is just so damn nice. He makes it hard to want to kill him.

Why are gay sub-groups always about mammals?

What's a tortoise to do?

[quote] What's a tortoise to do?

Is there not a holiday for which it could serve as mascot?

thank you R12!

Are you the OP, R36?

Yes I was, R37.

Well, I'm glad you got the answer you wanted. See DL works at times.

It's like magic!

Kloseted Kunt at R33. Yes, I speak to you, Ramadan Rat, Sunni or Shia LaBeouf. You may behead, but you also like head. Put your lips together and blow my cock. That dick has got flavah! Your mouse will be crushed by my mighty tail. I'll fling turkey filling at your mouse until it scurries back into that cocoa-infested hole from whence it came! Allahu Akbar, my ass.

A very happy wolf

Wiley crying over Grandma

Did you like the videos with the wolves, guys? I keep on watching them again and again!

Mines too.