Singers who sound fat

OP in the shower.

Excuse me, what does a fat person sound like to you?

shut up with your stupid sounds fat crap. its so tired. its not original. its actually a cry for help on your part.

Mooriah Carey

Karen Carpenter

Helen Reddy

The #1 and #2 screamers Babs Streisand and Celine Dion. Hearing Babs scream "Some Enchanted Evening" how in the world does she win all those awards..Answer: hearing impaired

Mick Hucknall (sounds like a fat woman)

Amy Winehouse

Jermaine Stewart

Christine Mcvie

Lisa Stansfield

Christopher Cross

Annie Lennox

Interesting how some who aren't fat at all still sound fat.

Fat singers sound the best

Lainie Kazan!

You bitches are just downright rude to not have mentioned me yet.

And me!

OP are you also the 'types fat troll.'

Sam Smith

sam smith

Sam Smith yes, brand new fat sounding voice.

Forgot about Grace Slick.

Ahem.

Lulu

Lena Zavaroni.

Rick Astley

Ethel Merman

Thread closed.

Tom Jones

Elvis

R1, I love you and I'm loaded. Look me up.

Dolores Gray

Cilla

[quote] Miss Warwick, still not forgiving yout

Rather fat than drugged, luv.

[quote]Rather fat than drugged, luv.

What's wrong with being both?

Sam Sparro sounds like a fat black man, but he's a thin white guy

Joe Cocker

Jennifer Hudson. Still.

Kate Smith

Posters who sound like cunts: OP.

Thread. Closed.

Barry White. Fat, yet sexy voice

Is there anyone who sounds fatter than Aretha?

Divine

r35 Martha Wash and Adele put Hate-Retha to shame when it comes to sounding fat

Loleatta Holloway

Deborah Voigt.

I own this thread.

[quote]Is there anyone who sounds fatter than Aretha?

I don't know, you tell me.

Monsterfat Cowbelly.

Clay Aiken.

Proof at link.

Lisa Fisher

Spanky Mcfarland

Amy Winehouse sounded fat, funny how she was the complete opposite.

Young Wayne Newton sounded fat.

Ann Wilson never sounds fat to me, even when she goes into her fat phases.

Luther Vandross' voice sounded like it came from a thin guy. He sounded nothing like he looked.

Streisand.

Aretha always sounded fat to me, and dowdy.

Robert ('Sad Eyes') John sounds fat.

Frank Sinatra after he founded Reprise Records.

Putting Martha Wash on this list is kind of funny. In the original Black Box videos, they had a skinny young thing lip-synching her voice. I guess people bought that it was not a fat person's voice.

Bread

Meatloaf

Black Eyed Peas.

Christopher Cross

Elton John

Vanilla Fudge with Hot Tuna

Joe Dolce

Mamas and Papas

Cass Elliott could only be fat with that voice. It's Fat Voice.

"I own this thread."

Because you constantly eat me, Kate Smith.

You should talk, R59.

Notorious B. I .G rapped fat. You could tell he was fat just by the sound of his voice, sounded like a mouth full of bacon.

Oh, but he was from the projects so "no pork on his fork" so instead I'll say he sounded like he had a mouthful of pancakes.

Eileen Farrell

[quote] he was from the projects so "no pork on his fork"

People in the projects live kosher?

You're a truly idiotic cunt, OP.

Alison Moyet is a goddess, and in any case lost a lot of weight. Martha Wash and Debora Iyall (Romeo Void) are fantastic.

Sam Smith. He sounds like a fat, transgender black chick.

Oh eff you R65. Just because they sound fat doesn't mean they don't sound great. I never said they were bad artists, almost all of them are wonderful.

Anastacia

Taylor Dane

Lady Gaga

[quote]People in the projects live kosher?

The Projects are like the shtetls of America.

Youu'rre booody's a woonderlland.

R72, that reminds me, Dave Mathews Band sounds fat.

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Michael Yah-Mo McDonald