Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban live on my block

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

If any of you watch Million Dollar Listing NY, it's the same building Ryan had the sky garage listing with the expensive glass vault.

Are you rich Op?

What a coincedence,OP. I own that building!

Just think how much fun it could be if you became their friend! You could babysit for Sunday, and talk at great length with Nic about how important she is--her favorite subject!

No, far from rich. That is the thing that is so funny to me. I lead my normal boring life in my one bedroom apartment posting on data lounge. But if I go up on my roof I can actually see the lights on in their apartment down the block. I think that is also the place Beyonce was rumored to be looking.

you can see light?

how thrilling!!!!

Go befriend her, OP, and over coffee have her tell you the true story of her marriage to Tammy Cruise, and why she has no contact with either of the children she adopted during that marriage...

How does someone of adult height hang herself from a doorknob? Are we talking a trapdoor in the ceiling?

maybe she tied a rope to the doorknob and looped around to the top of the door? idk, she was quite tall wasnt she?

Through focus and dedication r9

They LIVE in Nashville OP, they VISIT that apartment.

OP is humblebragging.

You should purchase some binoculars OP

This thread just gets more and more fascinating!

[quote]It's so weird to think they live on my block, or I should say street. They live in the building at the end of 11th ave on 24th St. and I live on 24th between 9th and 10th. I often wonder if Nicole has strolled past my place on her way home. L'Ren lived in the same building as well. I always think about me watching tv in my living room while she was hanging from a doorknob. Keith's in town this week. I'm going to go up on my roof to see if their lights are on.

Because no parody or insulting ridicule can match the OP's unintentionally self-damning shart-mince of a post.

Shart-mince? Is that served at Christmastide

very nice way to talk about the dead especially such a sad death.. this is why so many gay men are sick queens. you give us all a bad name.

Does not matter if he is rich or poor...OP is a douchbag.

I can see Nicole Kidman in the Russian Tea Room from my house!

KEITH lives in Nashville. Not so sure about her. She's always thrilled to leave Nashville.

Have you seen Keith's peen yet, OP? If not, get some better binoculars.

If she didn't want people to talk about her R18 she wouldn't have called her assistant 10 minutes before hanging herself from a doorknob. I'm not sick. She was.

And I'm hardly a douche bag. I am in no way saying it makes me a better person because she lives on my block. I've never seen her. I just think it's interesting that this actress, whom I admire, actually lives on my block, close enough, that if I wanted to, I could take binoculars and look into her apartment. The proximity is ridiculous. But the phrase "so close, yet so far away" has never been truer.

You queens jump to conclusions and your a priori quips do you, and only you, a disservice.

NYC is so compact. I forgot just around the corner from that building on 10th Ave is the Avenues School where Suri Cruise goesl. If you walk the Highline in the afternoon, you can see straight into the cafeteria and classrooms about 10 feet away. Of course Katie walks Suri down 25th street past the projects everyday to school.

Reading your broadcast gave me the CREEPY feeling you're firing up your boilers for STALKING them! You are fascinated with celebrity genitalia and you're jacking off at the though of Urban's dick being so near, yet so far, aren't you? You don't care about Kidman's pussy, but you're wheels are spinning over her closet full of lovely dresses you'd like to sniff and slip on, eh? Admit it, bitch! You're a star fucker!

No, R25 I just want to see how white she really is in person. Did you see Moulin Rouge? She's so white she's practically light blue.

R26 Tell me more.

I've seen Nicole's kids go in and out of her building. She does see them.

OP you are so special! I once farted on the train and I then later I heard that Katy Perry was two cars ahead of me. I immediately took a duck face selfie on the platform, added some hip filters and posted it on Facebook, Twatter, Instagram and Path. Like OMG! Gawker and Vice are considering publishing a story of my experience but I'm holding out for more PBR and a beard trimmer.

Be sure to ask her why she is still cast in movies when her films universally flop.

Nicole walked her dog on my block and after her dog took a shit, I got on my knees and ate it all. It tasted like...like..heaven.

Do they still have this apartment?

I don't know but I saw Nicole's sister at Starbucks nearby, a few years ago. In 1980 I lived in a $375/200sf studio across the street from Richard Gere. I never saw him but knew when he was home because he had limo on standby 24/7. At the time, I couldn't imagine anything more decadent.

Just now saw that a 1bd/1br now goes for 1.2 million in the same building.

I live in the torch of the Statue of Liberty. Nice views. Quiet neighborhood. Just too many stairs.

R34 is a Ghostbuster.

The garages for each apartment are cool but I heard there are always traffic jams when more than one person want to get their car out at the same time.