Ansel Elgort

His dad is a huge fashion photographer. Super connected. And he's cute enough.

He is not bad looking. Like R1 said, connections in the industry is a big help to him. Connections through parents has been what has helped Kristen Stewart and Sophia Bush.

and Daniel Radcliffe.

It's probably just the result of a bet between a couple of zillionaires.

probably had more cock up his arse and down his throat for the last few months to get all these big movies. I fell the same way about that chap who was in The Giver

Nice legs

He's a two-face, like Jerry's date on Seinfeld. Sometimes attractive, sometimes not at all.

He looks cute in R6 's pic...

Well, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS was a huge hit -- debuted at $1 and grossed $271 million ($124 million domestically) on a $12 million budget. In Hollywood, one hit is all it takes to catapult you.

The question now is if he'll be able to maintain his hotness. Jason Reitman's MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN looks to continue that trend. He also has the DIVERGETN sequel next year.

Google his last name--tons of old money and mom is involved in ballet/theatre and dad's a photog.

Bro'ing out with serial pussy lover Joe Jonas.

When I heard his dad is Arthur Elgort I was like yeah, he looks just like his dad. Then I googled Arthur's pic and realized I had him mixed up with Mario Testino.

Not cute? Totally cute. Though the outfit in R6 is kind of silly. But sockless, if you like that kind of thing.

R5, people who think "arse" and "chap" are words don't get an opinion.

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Big schlong.

Show me, R15.

He's on the cover of Vanity Fair. He's adorable. Big cock too. Love his pits.

He's having an affair with Joe Jonas.

Another picture of the happy couple. Apparently they were spotted leaving the Bowery Hotel together just before the match.

R17, is he on the cover of US Vanity Fair? Which issue? I only see him on the September 2014 Italian issue in Google Images.

And how do you know how big his dick is?

Ansel, Sept. 2014 Italian VF:

More Ansel

Ansel in Interview Magazine:

Ansel, Ansel's pits.

Saw him on a show a couple of weeks ago. He is a ballet dancer and he had tight pants on and showed zero bulge.

Whoever posted that he is not that cute needs a cornea transplant. The guy is smokin'.

R26 I think he's totally adorable but he doesn't really have classic Hollywood looks so I can see why some might be surprised that he's getting so many leading roles

I thought he was cute as Tommy Ross in the [italic]Carrie[/italic] remake.

They are SO doing it.

I thought he was one of the best parts of that useless Carrie remake last year. He was very charming.

Joe Jonas: all balls?

if you scroll down to the pics where they are walking out, he isnt wearing underwear. bulge visible.

He must have given David geffen good head

Don't know about Elgort, though it wouldn't surprise me, but Joe Jonas is so obviously gay that it's kind of hilarious that he's still closeted. I mean.....c'mon. Look at those photos!

Ansel Elgort carries himself relatively straight-ish, but Joe Jonas carries himself (and looks like) the queen that does my mother's hair. That shirt! Wow.

Gay. Both of them.

[quote]Ansel Elgort carries himself relatively straight-ish

You're kidding right?

Ansel' ice bucket challenge video is adorable. And hot.

I love that Ansel is really tall (6'4). I've had enough of these midget actors.

Who was it that said teen girls crush on young men with somewhat feminine, non-threatening faces? Yes he's cute. Can he actually act? Haven't yet seen any of his movies.

Beachers' Madhouse in Vegas threw Joe Jonas a B-day Party. Brought him onstage to give him a lap dance from a little person. He's shorter and thinner than one would expect. Seemed very nice though shy.

He is the next Josh Hartnett. Tall with a big pumpkin head but cute and brooding. Hopefully he will select better roles and not become a "serious actor" douche like Josh.

He is the next Josh Hartnett. Tall with a big pumpkin head but cute and brooding. Hopefully he will select better roles and not become a "serious actor" douche like Josh.

If he's the next Josh Hartnett will he be completely forgettable with a massive heroin problem?

Grew up at 90th and Central Park West. Graduated from LaGuardia Performing Arts High School in Lincoln Center.

Joe and Ansel on a pizza date

He looks like a BelAmi model. I could totally picture him in a scene with Florian Nemic or Gino Mosca.

The kids are calling them Jansel.

Wow, R47. I thought Joe was the tall Jonas.

I hope they are a couple. They could hardly be sweeter looking.

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R48 'Tall Jonas' is an oxymoron, they're all pocket gays.

I did question his decision to portray Tommy Ross as mildly retarded.

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He looks good in his sweatpants in The Fault in Our Stars. I wanted to ride that pony.

Not attractive at all. In 10 years he will be downright ugly when youth has faded.

Kill it.

Kill it with FIRE.

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SO Vanity Fair is saying he's a ho??

He just looks so weird.

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His name is an ANAGRAM!

Who?

His outfit at the AMAs last night was...interesting

R63, WTF is he wearing?

Blue shoes

Jingle Ball

Two down, one to go bitches!

You can tell Ansel has great feet.

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I think Ansel is cute. He reminds me of a younger, butcher Ashton Kutcher

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Ansel is cute and fuckable. But JESUS some of these outfits. What the hell?

Haha, R67, that's W&W right there.

R74, I can only imagine it's some sort of inside joke from him. Or because of his dad he's just grown up surrounded by fashion, or maybe he's supporting some fashion designer friend. He's also a DJ, so some fashion sense might come from that world. He looks very cute in R6. The first time I saw that pic months ago I thought young guys can wear everything and look good.

And W&W link was supposed to be R67. The tears in my eyes because of the gone youth blinded me.

I agree r68

He's going to play gay pianist Van Cliburn in a film about the 1958 Tchaikovsky contest in the Soviet Union.

Whoever is styling him needs to be banished from the earth.

Going by the photos at R29, Ansel and the Jonas need a good teeth-whitening, stat.

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Cute

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[quote] And W&W link was supposed to be [R67]. The tears in my eyes because of the gone youth blinded me

A very affectionate 'MARY!'

His party trick is that he can take 4 cocks at once. two up the arse and two in the mouth.. all at the same time.

The nepotism wackos are out in full force again. If the studio heads didn't think he would appeal to audiences no high level connections in the world would get him cast in these movies.

R85 Are you implying that Joe Jonas is a top..? I'm skeptical.

Big cock; adored by younger generation.

Also let me say if I was gay I wouldn't hide it. Being gay or straight isn't bad or good it just IS. U are who you are. Be true to yourself.

He just posted that he likes girls ... a lot on Twitter. Gurl, please!

I'm glad fuggo cleared that up.

Does that mean he´s a lesbian?

R90 Was he jumping up and down on a sofa when he said it? That always works!

Town & Country magazine has an article about him:

From the article at R94

[quote] His brother Warren, older by five years, remembers having friends over to their family's Upper West Side apartment when he and Sophie were teenagers. "We'd be getting drunk, and Ansel would come in and say…'I'm going to play for you all,'" Sophie continues, an affectionately aggrieved expression on her face. "And he'd sit down at the piano and sing a show tune."

But in a totally heterosexual way, of course.

His parents had him switch grade schools after he was denied the part they felt he deserved in a school play. And the whole family defends it today as if it weren't completely insane. I can see that sort of upbringing as advantageous in terms of competing in Hollywood, but I can't see how it wouldn't result in the kid growing up to be an asshole.

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He's got a big cock and he's rich. That automatically gives him a pass.

He's playing gay soon in an upcoming bio movie.

But his name is so......awkward sounding.

[quote]He's got a big cock

Pic, please.

I literally fell in love with him in TFIOS.

R102, that's literally very sad. Please be a teenage girl.

Ansel at the Knicks game:

r103 partakes in threads about Harry Styles daily.

Agreed my ex girlfriend or fuck buddy, always though he was so cute. I don't even know who he is.

Sad news for Joe Jonas - Ansel's back with his high school sweetheart.

Holy shit, how tall is he?

R108, he's 6'4.

1.93 m r108

Damn he has the face of a boy whos like 5'7.

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He reminds me of Michael Johns.

He's on Kelly & Michael this morning @ 9:00.

The last time I saw him on the show he was charming as hell. I fell in love with him and got a DVD of The Fault in Our Stars. He's a damn good actor, ripped my heart out, that film. I think he's really cute and I also think that he could become a star on talent alone. Not only was there a story about him in Town & Country, he made the cover also, dressed very well.

Good interview with Kelly & Michael but he didn't charm my pants off like he did the last time he was on the show ... or in The Fault in Our Stars.

He looks like Garrett M. Brown, who played Georgie's (Patricia Kalember) husband John on SISTERS.

[quote]He's on the cover of Vanity Fair.

And believe me, that's not an honor extended to just anyone!

Don't worry about poor little Joe R107. He spent his winter vacation drinking on the beach with Chord Overstreet.

Anse talking about taking his Mom to the Oscars.

So that was him in the Carrie remake? Suddenly the nepotism theory makes sense. Even in that festival of mediocrity that was the remake, he stood out as the biggest mediocrity of them all. He was so uncharismatic that this was the first version of Carrie where you root for the bucket.

YAWN. Ugly, untalented and charmless. How is he famous?

I found that movie "The Fault In Our Stars" a campfest. Fugly Shailene Woodley walking around with oxygen tubes, catching her breath. Ansel with the charm of a two-by-four. Reminded me of those cheesy disease-of-the-week TV movies.

He's a swanky dude.

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I found him slightly less objectionable than Miles Teller, but yet another example of an inexplicably famous person with limited looks and talent. See also Taylor Swift, any other young singer, Karlie Kloss, and any of this new crop of "supermodels."

I'm gonna marry him one day....

Axel is going to star in Billionaire Boys Club, together with DL fave Tarin Egerton and Jeremy Irvine. They only need Dylan O'Brian to have all the future Oscar winners of the decade!

Kinda puffy/pasty isn't he?

I remember him getting a lot of press for the remake of "Carrie," and for the life of me not understanding why. Baby-faced, baby-fatted and totally lacking in charisma.

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Those pants are ridiculous, R130. Is that a thing now?

I don't think with dress pants r131

What do you know from cute, OP?

For several years Ansel took classes at the very prestigious School of American Ballet; most of the New York City Ballet and ABT dancers emerge from there. He attends the ballet galas at Lincoln Center, many of the dancers are his school friends. Anna Wintour always invites him to the Met Gala. He has real breeding, as opposed to Josh Hartnett who was born in St. Paul, Minnesota and the son of a building manager.

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He's OVAH!

The last Divergent movie flopped badly.

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I bet he's uncut.

Only idiots think people have "breeding." Animals are bred to enhance desirable characteristics. People, not so much.

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r140 = common white trash

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Anyone who thinks this isn't a hot guy is fucked up in the head, or blind.

Re R145, I haven't seen such perfectly shaped tits since Chandler Massey's.

R145, he's hot by default in that picture, like almost every other tall, thin white boy in the world. Face-wise he's no beauty.

R147 proves there's no accounting for a lack of taste.

Stop posting pix from years ago.

Bump

Goofy face and ill-proportioned body. Without his celebrity connection, he'd be nothing. But by all means, let's fawn over this hairless, charisma-free celebrity. I can't call him an actor.

Well, smell you, R 151. Who are you......Brando?

He has boyish good looks and surprisingly tall.

I don't find him hot, but here are few pics:

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Trailer for his new movie Baby Driver with Kevin Spacey

All this 'came-out-of-nowhere-now-is-getting-all-the-big-roles' people have a strong padrino behind them...

Beady eyes, beaky nose and a lantern jaw. Products of a limited gene pool and "good breeding."

That looks stupid enough, R158.

r161

Ultimate case of rich kid with connections

He's attractive enough and his parents are well-connected.

He's dull.

He was pretty good in "Baby Driver."

He's gorgeous.

He's the Hayden Christensen of this decade.

Went to 92Y preschool. That says enough I think.

it's a little difficult to tell who's actually talented these days with all of the shit movies they roll out - give the guy a chance and let's see what he does -

Good grief, I could stare at R155's picture 'til my eyes dried up and fell out. And the boy is looking quite fetching in R156's.

Ansel just posted a series of shirtless selfies on his Instagram

Ansel is handsome the same way Julia Stiles is pretty.

Hahah, I saw those when he was trending on Twitter. Must've been a slow night for him.

I get what you're saying, R173.

Gustavo Rocha

On Kelly & Ryan today, the forehead is receding very early.

No bulge shots?

R173...

He bugs me. If he wasn’t so afraid of nudity he’d have a waaaaaaay better career. He maintains this sexless teenage boy image that impacts his ability to be taken seriously as an actor.