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Madonna looking simply old.

In all fairness, she's buried under the clothes and not showing much. But, she still looks really old. And, I'm not talking about her actual mid-50s age. Older.

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by Anonymousreply 188January 19, 2018 10:05 AM

She looks like she's 100.

by Anonymousreply 1August 12, 2014 2:30 AM

These are the words that came out of my mouth:

Jesus Christ! Seriously?! What the fuck? She IS Edina Monsoon.

by Anonymousreply 2August 12, 2014 2:31 AM

Then again, her face doesn't look that craggy at all, But, she looks like she's had some filler work done.

by Anonymousreply 3August 12, 2014 2:33 AM

Honestly, I prefer this to the Instagram pic of her hairless mons.

by Anonymousreply 4August 12, 2014 2:33 AM

Why is wearing her shoes like slippers? Is that something old people do?

by Anonymousreply 5August 12, 2014 2:33 AM

Norma Desmond territory. Scary.

by Anonymousreply 6August 12, 2014 2:34 AM

Why is she hiding her neck? Did she just have a neck lift?

by Anonymousreply 7August 12, 2014 2:38 AM

What's with the Chanel cycling gloves? She looks like a recovering burns victim channeling the Duchess of Windsor.

by Anonymousreply 8August 12, 2014 2:42 AM

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? It does not believe what it posts. It just craves attention. You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 9August 12, 2014 2:45 AM

All I can think of is this.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 12, 2014 2:46 AM

R7, She always covers up like that under the summer sun.

by Anonymousreply 11August 12, 2014 2:50 AM

When you don't eat food, sooner or later your body just gives out.

by Anonymousreply 12August 12, 2014 2:52 AM

She looks like Betty White's great aunt.

by Anonymousreply 13August 12, 2014 2:55 AM

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 14August 12, 2014 2:57 AM

She's been looking pretty haggard for years. It's not getting better. Won't be long before she and Joan Rivers look like sisters.

by Anonymousreply 15August 12, 2014 2:57 AM

She's Italian. They need to have a bit of meat on their bones if they're to age well (see: Monica Bellucci) or be a freak of nature like Sophia Loren. Madonna, unfortnately, looks like a Sicilian nanna on the wrong side of 65.

by Anonymousreply 16August 12, 2014 4:15 AM

Why does Madonna INSIST on wearing black so often? It looks terrible on her, and the particular garments always look like they came out of the communal hamper of an old brothel!

Does she purchase her clothing by the pound, and then just try to make it work?

It's so puzzling with her access to money, designers, and TAILORS, she ends up looking like.....THAT!

by Anonymousreply 17August 12, 2014 4:29 AM

R17, for special events, she'll glam it up, but for day-to-day excursions she'll dowdy it up or cover herself up from head to toe so that the paparazzi won't make a whole lot of money on those pictures and will leave her alone. That's why she frequently wears the same sweatsuit ensemble. Lessens the value of the images. However, most people just assume she has bad taste.

by Anonymousreply 18August 12, 2014 5:13 AM

Bingo, R18.

by Anonymousreply 19August 12, 2014 5:17 AM

But…I thought she LIKES attention?

by Anonymousreply 20August 12, 2014 11:16 AM

She looks 100!

She looks 80!

OMG she looks 300!

Christ she's so old!

....Who the fuck cares. She's gonna be a hysterical, bitchy, famous old bitchy woman with an obsession for funky style.

Since when did we hate those? She's absurd. So what. I think it's entertaining, and I love seeing the fatty Lady BlahBlah fans go into a tizzy at every sight of her.

by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2014 11:54 AM

Just imagine what her "Dorian Gray" painting hidden in the closet look like? If it reflects all of her transgressions it must look like primordial ooze.

by Anonymousreply 22August 13, 2014 7:17 PM

I was wondering who she reminded me of. And then I figured it out.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 13, 2014 10:39 PM

she is like skeletor. if they were doing the new he man and the masters of the universe she could totally be like the female Skeletor.

by Anonymousreply 24August 14, 2014 2:59 AM

The little Chanel gloves are to hide skeleton hands...lots of scrawny old things wear them. I guess at that age it's all compromise - look like a clown or look old. Sometimes it comes off looking like a sad old clown. I am sure Madonna had her cosmetic work done hoping for the best...perhaps she thinks she looks great and everyone around her tells her she looks great; "Oh, madam, You look younger every day. Thank you Rose, thank you very much."

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by Anonymousreply 25August 14, 2014 3:31 AM

Ummmm 25 posts and not one mention of the hot bodyguard. Oy vey...

by Anonymousreply 26August 14, 2014 3:44 AM

I really don't get her anymore.

by Anonymousreply 27August 14, 2014 3:58 AM

Hey Fops! Get over young men's clothing aisle. There are some jeans on the floor that need to be refolded.

by Anonymousreply 28August 14, 2014 4:32 AM

I like the getup. She's way ahead of the curve.

by Anonymousreply 29August 14, 2014 4:35 AM

She needs her own Patsy Stone to complete the image. Maybe she and can Paltrow can patch things up and give it a go.

by Anonymousreply 30August 14, 2014 12:43 PM

[quote] ....Who the fuck cares. She's gonna be a hysterical, bitchy, famous old bitchy woman with an obsession for funky style.

Sorry, but Vadge lost her sense of humor and fun side around the same time she affected an English accent like she was Dame Maggie Smith.

The bitch is as bitter, humorless and pretentious as you can get--I don't see that changing. I can't see her being the wise-cracking old diva like Bette Davis was in her final years.

by Anonymousreply 31August 14, 2014 12:53 PM

Let's call it as it is. If you saw a non-celebrity woman on the street dressed in that way, you would correctly conclude that she was mentally ill.

Only mentally ill people dress like that. Madonna is a personality disordered narcissist and is heading into Norma Desmond territory.

by Anonymousreply 32August 14, 2014 1:03 PM

What a stupid NON-thread. She doesn't look bad in those pics at all. The OP and most posters here just want to stir up shit about her. Another "Madonna is old" thread. SHREEEAAAKKKKK.

by Anonymousreply 33August 14, 2014 1:29 PM

[quote]She doesn't look bad in those pics at all.

It's time for an eye doctor appointment.

by Anonymousreply 34August 14, 2014 1:48 PM

Has anyone ever scene her birth certificate? I heard she was born in Italy the 1930's and left when she pissed off Mussolini. A certified birth certificate would clear this up.

by Anonymousreply 35August 14, 2014 2:28 PM

[quote]Has anyone ever scene her birth certificate?

The word is SEEN, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 36August 14, 2014 2:57 PM

I guess that would be a "no" then jackass. Aggressive spell check does not make someone a moron. You knew what he meant moron.

by Anonymousreply 37August 14, 2014 3:00 PM

Because prominent veins are one of the main things that create the perception of 'old' hands, doctors have started to treat them in the same way as thread veins on the legs.

Sclerotherapy involves a solution being injected into the veins which causes the lining of them to swell and close. This makes them lighter in colour and less prominent.

It can take up to three sessions to get rid of all the veins and [bold] you usually need to wear compression gloves for a few weeks [/bold]

by Anonymousreply 38August 14, 2014 3:55 PM

r38 And it is totally worth the loss of sensation in the hands and the blue fingers can be covered with makeup. Hey whatever works, I would probably just get lots of little gloves and mittens.

by Anonymousreply 39August 14, 2014 4:12 PM

Vadge may have smooth skin thanks to all those cosmetic procedures and special creams, but she still looks old as fuck. She may work out every day for hours and keep her weight in check but she's just not aging well. It's hilarious that such a vain, narcissistic, insecure, and evil bitch as her is going through horrible aging. She must hate it, especially when some of her peers look years younger.

Janet Jackson and Cyndi Lauper are just 2 examples of women from the 80s who look infinitely better and more natural than Vadge these days.

by Anonymousreply 40August 14, 2014 4:22 PM

It always amazes me the way posters here get angry with old people for looking old. Some people have better genes than others but a 55 year old woman IS old and will never look 30 again except maybe in retouched photos. If they have plastic surgery and wear lots of professionally applied makeup they might look younger than their age from a distance. But if you get up close with the makeup off you see the truth. Aging happens to everyone and all the surgery and cosmetics in the world aren't going to stop it.

by Anonymousreply 41August 14, 2014 5:30 PM

r41 I think most people get mad at old people who pretend they are still 30. I would love to see Madonna with wrinkles.

by Anonymousreply 42August 14, 2014 5:40 PM

Old age is just a lot easier on someone who was never heavily invested in their physical appearance. On some level I can sympathise with the horror Madonna clearly battles every day to face the mirror, but her increasingly desperate attempts to fight for what's already long gone are becoming pretty pitiful.

As ever with her though, there is simply no-one in her life to say 'no' to her. Most women who became obsessive about their aging hands would be told' get over it' by their family. Madonna gets to wear leather gloves everywhere, making herself look unhinged.

by Anonymousreply 43August 14, 2014 5:41 PM

She wouldn't look so fucked up if she ate properly, didn't exercise herself to death and got a spray tan now and again. Madonna was no beauty in her youth, so we cannot expect her to age well. She is her own worst enemy.

by Anonymousreply 44August 14, 2014 5:45 PM

lmao Joan Rivers and her crew on FP read the fuck outta her this week for this horrible outfit! Fucking hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 45August 17, 2014 6:53 AM

Behold! The ravages of age!

I think it's hilarious how she wears gloves to hide her liver-spotted hands.

by Anonymousreply 46August 17, 2014 10:55 AM

RIP Midge

by Anonymousreply 47August 17, 2014 10:59 AM

r45 doesn't see the irony of his bashing Madonna when he watches Joan Rivers.

by Anonymousreply 48August 17, 2014 11:05 AM

Madonna has an eating disorder and body dysmorphic disorder. She's had it since she was a teen. She used to starve herself for weeks.

by Anonymousreply 49August 17, 2014 11:06 AM

She's starting to look like Truman Capote in Murder By Death.

by Anonymousreply 50August 17, 2014 3:03 PM

I'm a 50 year old woman and I look a hell of lot better than Madonna despite all her work. I don't know what it is, extreme dieting, too much working out, but something has made her look like a shriveled, frail old woman.

by Anonymousreply 51August 17, 2014 3:07 PM

Another day, more Madonna bashing. That's what's old. But since we are on it again, I'd like to add that I'd rather be Madonna's skinny fit ass than Janet's fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 52August 17, 2014 3:11 PM

She looks more and more like Norma Desmond as she ages.

by Anonymousreply 53August 17, 2014 3:11 PM

Speaking of Madge, did anyone else see her BOOB shot on FB today? From her B-day party last night. It wasn't her boob but I thought FB didn't allow nudie shots.

by Anonymousreply 54August 17, 2014 3:12 PM

Her hot bodyguard looks unhappy. Poor hot bodyguard.

by Anonymousreply 55August 17, 2014 3:15 PM

R48 doesn't understand Joan makes fun of herself as much as she does anyone else and actually dresses her age. Vadge thinks she can still outdo 25 year olds. Hell, a lot of 45 year olds look better than her at this point.

by Anonymousreply 56August 19, 2014 7:24 AM

Why doesn't Vadge do something with her life besides partying and playing on Instagram?

by Anonymousreply 57August 19, 2014 7:27 AM

R57 because her career is OVAH! But she still craves the attention and just like any teenager, she takes to instagram to try and find it. She is a vulgar, talentless attention-whore. Her quest to remain "forever young" has turned her into a character from Death Becomes Her.

by Anonymousreply 58August 19, 2014 7:43 AM

I am so tired of people with no talent bitching about Madonna. She was amazing for years.

by Anonymousreply 59August 19, 2014 10:56 AM

R59 I wouldn't say she was "amazing" for many years. She had her hits, she shocked, she grabbed headlines and her crotch. But now she is just pathetic. It's quite ironic that someone renowned for being the Queen of Reinvention is now unable to invent anything remotely entertaining.

by Anonymousreply 60August 19, 2014 11:03 AM

Italians are so beautiful while young. It is hard for most of them to age well.

by Anonymousreply 61December 23, 2017 9:08 PM

That bodyguard is seriously close to perfection. He is one hot slab of daddy. Too bad that old bitch is blocking him.

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by Anonymousreply 62December 23, 2017 9:17 PM

She was probably about 57+ when this pic was taken. That’s not mid-50s.

I gotta write, it must be awful knowing you can’t run to the market for cigs or whatever, without wearing the best clothes and doing your hair, etc., knowing the paparazzi are there, just waiting for those sloppy pics.

by Anonymousreply 63December 23, 2017 9:22 PM

R63 - This is an old thread, from decades ago, before Madonna turned 70.

by Anonymousreply 64December 23, 2017 9:24 PM

she's still wearing those nasty old crone wrinkled hand covers...

by Anonymousreply 65December 23, 2017 10:18 PM

Meanwhile, Janet is still flawless...

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by Anonymousreply 66December 23, 2017 10:20 PM

she is old

by Anonymousreply 67December 23, 2017 10:23 PM

there's an old saying, you end up looking outside like the person you are on the inside. she's beyond fucked. she's never been able to keep any friends except rosie o'donutz and she an asshole too.

by Anonymousreply 68December 23, 2017 11:34 PM

Really ugly legs. At least she keeps or old lady claws covered. I don't think they've found a way to make hands look younger yet. They always seem to be a giveaway of someone's real age.

by Anonymousreply 69December 23, 2017 11:48 PM

Christ. You fucking queens are so stupid. She looks pretty fucking good for a 59 year old gal. Did, or does your MOM look that good at her age, you idiots? I guess she's so shockingly horrible, that none of you would bow down to her if she asked you to join her on her yacht. Assholes.

by Anonymousreply 70December 24, 2017 12:15 AM

JFC, the woman is what, 60? She looks fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 71December 24, 2017 12:23 AM

She looks like she just got off the plane and is headed to her Boca Raton condo.

by Anonymousreply 72December 24, 2017 12:30 AM

From 3 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 73December 24, 2017 12:33 AM

Madonna is not in her 'mid-50s.' She is a mere 8 months away from being a 60-YO.

by Anonymousreply 74December 24, 2017 12:37 AM

R74, she was in her mid-50s when this thread was opened in 2014.

by Anonymousreply 75December 24, 2017 12:42 AM

[Quote]From 3 years ago.

Which means she's even more stooped over and decrepid by now. No more boy-toys for you, Madge.

by Anonymousreply 76December 24, 2017 12:43 AM

Does anyone know which yacht she is on? I like her outfit. She looks funky, and chic too. Why is someone yachting in December anyway?

by Anonymousreply 77December 24, 2017 12:54 AM

62 year-old Chines actress Liu Xiaoqing. Suck it.

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by Anonymousreply 78December 24, 2017 12:56 AM

The ones going to bat for the Hag are the same ones who trash Janet.

by Anonymousreply 79December 24, 2017 12:58 AM

R62 Those shorts are tragic, just like that hat, jacket and shoes Madge is wearing ALL TOGETHER.

by Anonymousreply 80December 24, 2017 1:09 AM

Liz Taylor's resort collections were nothing to remember. The Vicomtesse de Ribes could turn it out however. Madonna is no Jacqueline de Ribes.

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by Anonymousreply 81December 24, 2017 1:21 AM

La Croix, sweetie!

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by Anonymousreply 82December 24, 2017 3:25 AM

I just saw this video in another thread and it could be Madge if only she were good looking. Kylie looks fucking great!

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by Anonymousreply 83December 24, 2017 5:11 AM

R77, the article is from August 2014.

by Anonymousreply 84December 24, 2017 5:15 AM

She's boarding a yacht in Cannes....Umm, her calves are toned-she's 59 and rich??? Lets see DL faces and bodies up close. any takers?

by Anonymousreply 85December 24, 2017 6:26 AM

R18: Paps also make bank when you look especially hideous.

by Anonymousreply 86December 24, 2017 6:30 AM

These Madonna-Looks-So-Bad threads are really tiresome. She looks perfectly fine. Let the woman live her life the way she wants. She's worked hard and is arguably one of the most successful women on the planet. Go hate on someone else for a change.

by Anonymousreply 87December 24, 2017 6:34 AM

Like Janet, r87?

by Anonymousreply 88December 24, 2017 11:08 AM

She totally should be a Margaret Rose Monsoon. SAh Weetie Dahlings. La Croix.

by Anonymousreply 89December 24, 2017 11:56 AM

Janet is almost a decade younger than Vadge, and it is that extra layer of fat she always carries which makes her appear less haggish.

Madonna really needs a few more pounds to make her face look better, but as my whippet slim 80 year old mother would say, "Darling, if I could gain a couple of pounds in my face and neck that would be grand...unfortunately it will not go where I want it to go, so I prefer staying a size 4."

by Anonymousreply 90December 24, 2017 12:15 PM

R70 is right. She looks fine. Better then fine for her age. I actually feel a bit sorry for all the celebrities that age in front of our eyes. They still get photographed and need to be ready for hi def but they’ve aged and are just trying to look the best they can. It must be difficult.

by Anonymousreply 91December 24, 2017 12:49 PM

I just went to work for a new company and there's a guy there who, without question, is THE biggest Madonna fan you could ever meet in your life. If you've ever wondered who that person could be, I have now found him. He has pics of her all over his office, could give you any minute detail of her life in an instant with barely a need for google, and just basically speaks about her like she is the second coming of Jesus. (He says that when he was growing up young and gay in an ultra-conservative town 30 years ago, Madonna's music was the only thing that kept him sane. He's now in his late 40s.) His love of Madge aside, he is also, without question, one of the nicest, sweetest, kindest people I've ever met in my life, which is why everybody in the office just loves him so much. But man, what I'd give to bring him face to face with her just once. (He'd probably faint but it would still be so worth it.)

by Anonymousreply 92December 24, 2017 1:51 PM

She is victim of too much facial enhancement, but she is light years better looking than the average 60 year old. Besides, she’s a legend and has accomplished exactly what she set out to do. There will never be another Madonna.

I am not one of those people who cries about women being treated equally to men, but seriously? If she were a man no one would be criticizing her appearance.

She probably has done more to counteract the American-Puritan mentality than anyone else, and I’m grateful for her impact on our culture.

by Anonymousreply 93December 24, 2017 1:58 PM

Not even the fabulous Madonna can control her genetics. She has access to the best surgeons, chefs & personal trainers, yet she cannot halt her rapid aging. The average american woman peaks at about 16, she's out of the running by 24. Why do you think they are so desperate to marry before they turn 25? This is when the crow's feet and gray hairs start showing.

Under all that spackling, Madonna is nothing more than your average elderly, suburban housefrau, who is under the delusion that her extensive maintenance routine will keep her husband from banging the au pair. Get a gander at her baby sister for a glimpse at how Madoona would have turned out had she not been famous.

The fact that, by all accounts, she is a horrible human being, who surrounds herself with groupies and yes-men, doesn't add to her overall wellness either. She has the typical look of an aging narcissistic princess. Family disfunction has a way of aging you that way.

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by Anonymousreply 94December 24, 2017 2:39 PM

R94,

There’s nothing “average” about madonna. Love her or hate her, there’s no denying that she’s the opposite of average.

By the way, who are you to judge someone else’s virtues? Call her a horrible human being all you want, but I’d bet a million dollars that she’s done more good in the world than you have.

by Anonymousreply 95December 24, 2017 3:05 PM

R95 - Fangurl, or Madonna PR firm?

She's a cunt, and I say that in the most derogatory aspect of that word. Madonna has only done what benefits Madonna. She is someone that actually believes her shit doesn't stink.

Like many men on this site, she has no concept of the life reality of aging gracefully.

by Anonymousreply 96December 24, 2017 10:35 PM

The reason our Lady Madonna is covered up in layers of clothing while boarding a yacht (OP's photo) in the glorious Med is because she has always protected her naturally translucent skin from the harmful rays of the sun - unlike you 59-YO jealous crocodiles!

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by Anonymousreply 97December 24, 2017 10:50 PM

She’s officially an eccentric crazy old hag.

by Anonymousreply 98December 24, 2017 10:52 PM

She's older (duh) everyone gets older the next morning as we wake up. She is always playful, bitchy, witty, bold, ambitious, and doesn't take no for an answer. Be negative about her all you want, because we all have our different tastes, but in no way can you discredit her talent and tenacity in the entertainment industry throughout all these years. I adore her (obviously) because now that she's "matured" she does good in whatever capacity she can and still just wants to entertain and bring more awareness to issues she's passionate about.

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by Anonymousreply 99December 24, 2017 11:09 PM

A friend saw her at the Rubiard Ballroom on the University of Michigan campus in the late 70's. He said it was the time of the movie "Saturday Night Live". A person did not show up unless, dressed to the max in a ultra stylish and at least semi-expensive way. Vadge always showed up looking horrible and almost like a young bag lady. They called her the "scholarship girl" and she was in reality on a half-full ride to the U. Her dad provided, but there were like 10 kids in her family. Which would make her at the time walking poverty. Also, we know from her past she bats for both teams. Call me what you want, but, most of the lesbians I know are not fashion plates Or at least what is expected in the hetero-world.. It is so sad we cant' get any great or even average music out of her anymore. I guess an artist has only so many tricks in their bag. Also, another world tour announced... It will be like 186 shows in a year span. It reduces the experience of seeing her show. This is her only money maker, today. When she was 26 years old and new to fame, but, still famous enough to do many shows, it would have been a total of 12 shows for a yearly world tour. Somewhere in life she went off track.

by Anonymousreply 100December 25, 2017 3:20 PM

I meant "Saturday Night Fever"

by Anonymousreply 101December 25, 2017 3:27 PM

[quote]These Madonna-Looks-So-Bad threads are really tiresome.

No. Tiresome is the Janet-bashing threads.

[quote]She looks perfectly fine. Let the woman live her life the way she wants.

Nope.

by Anonymousreply 102December 25, 2017 3:30 PM

[Quote]There’s nothing “average” about madonna. Love her or hate her, there’s no denying that she’s the opposite of average.

[Quote]By the way, who are you to judge someone else’s virtues? Call her a horrible human being all you want, but I’d bet a million dollars that she’s done more good in the world than you have.

Well, the beast did eject me from her loins some 17 years ago. That alone would give me a unique perspective into her cuntiness. Mmmkay?

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by Anonymousreply 103December 25, 2017 6:05 PM

RIP

by Anonymousreply 104December 25, 2017 9:20 PM

r102 and r103 you can post all the idiotic comments you want but Madonna is always and forever going to be demonstrably and objectively more successful and more culturally relevant that Janet Jackson. You cannot rewrite history.

by Anonymousreply 105December 26, 2017 2:47 AM

That's right r105, I can't rewrite history, unlike cultural vulture, Madonkey, who supposedly invented vogueing.

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by Anonymousreply 106December 26, 2017 2:53 AM

Give it up , Janet ..........

by Anonymousreply 107December 26, 2017 3:50 AM

Culturally more significant than who? Surely you motherfucking jest...

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by Anonymousreply 108December 26, 2017 10:50 AM

I scanned this thread in a minute or so. Every Madonna thread is tiresome, unfunny and an endless repeat. I will save the expected stupid responer some time that the threads are just like her. Not my view but just the normal retort.

by Anonymousreply 109December 26, 2017 11:13 AM

i find it fascinating that fans fervently defend this nasty old crone! (she gives no fucks for you-thanks for the ¢a$h! ) she truly is one of the most despicable human beings on the planet. she is the main reason why young girls today are such fucked up sluttish whores.(miley? can you hear me?) madonna ushered in a hedonistic society that will be the end of our society. any society in history obsessed with sex. crumbles.

by Anonymousreply 110December 26, 2017 2:50 PM

[quote]Well, the beast did eject me from her loins some 17 years ago.

No she didn't. She had him cut out. She has STDs.

by Anonymousreply 111December 26, 2017 3:20 PM

[quote] She looks fine. Better then fine for her age.

Oh, dear, and no, she does not.

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by Anonymousreply 112December 26, 2017 3:23 PM

I honestly think she really picked up the boozing, drugs, and pills in the last decade . Before that she was more “on it” and looked far healthier . It’s my guess that this is what’s contributing to her ups and downs in her appearance. Still looks fab and many women near 60 would kill to look like her and be that fit . Yes, an endless life of narcissism and vanity and entitlement can show up on ones face , though .

by Anonymousreply 113December 26, 2017 4:24 PM

I like this thread about a pic that is several years old and people just continue their verbal diarrhea.

by Anonymousreply 114December 26, 2017 4:49 PM

Angela Bassett, age 59

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by Anonymousreply 115December 30, 2017 6:06 AM

Madonna has very few telomeres left.

by Anonymousreply 116December 30, 2017 6:27 AM

Unless dressed entirely by stylists or wardrobe people, Madonna tends to dress in the dark, randomly selecting garments without awareness she generally resembles an unmade bed in a hot-sheets motel. Always.

by Anonymousreply 117December 30, 2017 6:55 AM

Madonna purposely dresses dowdy, usually in drab sweats, whenever she's out and about, to discourage paps from hounding her. They aren't going to make a lot of money selling pictures of her looking frumpy.

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by Anonymousreply 118December 30, 2017 9:22 AM

This is an old thread too. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 119December 30, 2017 10:03 AM

[quote]Madonna purposely dresses dowdy, usually in drab sweats, whenever she's out and about

Gee, somebody else does that too...

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by Anonymousreply 120December 30, 2017 6:05 PM

When Ciccone turn into Cicciolina?

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by Anonymousreply 121December 30, 2017 6:29 PM

[Cicciolina reference for the Millennial bitches.]

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by Anonymousreply 122December 30, 2017 6:31 PM

R121, Her worst look ever.

by Anonymousreply 123December 30, 2017 6:39 PM

Stop comparing Madonna to Italian porn stars. She's making us look bad!

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by Anonymousreply 124December 30, 2017 6:47 PM

Mother Pence is her age and is typical for most women Madonna's age who haven't done cosmetic procedures. Do you prefer Mother?

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by Anonymousreply 125December 30, 2017 7:08 PM

I like Mother Pence's Bettie Page vibe.

by Anonymousreply 126December 30, 2017 7:18 PM

Mother Pence was cuter as a 20-something than Madge was as a 20-something.

Madge made her skin a priority because if she hadn't done so, disaster.

by Anonymousreply 127December 30, 2017 7:36 PM

What about her busted feet? Damn, woman.

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by Anonymousreply 128December 30, 2017 7:40 PM

Why are we talking about Madonna when there is a perfectly fine specimen of bodyguard to discuss?

by Anonymousreply 129December 30, 2017 7:49 PM

Provocative. Dewy.

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by Anonymousreply 130December 30, 2017 8:26 PM

I liked Madonna's look around 2006-2007, when her face was reshaped to look like Dietrich's (except the eyes). The current look, with the puffy cheeks, is not flattering at all.

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by Anonymousreply 131December 30, 2017 8:47 PM

I think she's just really into the Chubby Bunny Challenge.

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by Anonymousreply 132December 30, 2017 8:51 PM

She’s in her fat Elvis era.

by Anonymousreply 133December 30, 2017 9:05 PM

Let's re-calibrate.

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by Anonymousreply 134December 30, 2017 9:08 PM

[Quote]Provocative. Dewy.

Provocative. Dewy. Photoshopped (fixed it for you)

by Anonymousreply 135December 30, 2017 9:31 PM

I have NEVER been photoshopped.

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by Anonymousreply 136December 30, 2017 9:37 PM

I can't wait to here what people say about Beyonce 15 years from now. She already looks she been ridden hard and put away wet.

by Anonymousreply 137December 31, 2017 1:09 AM

R137 - Like this?

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by Anonymousreply 138December 31, 2017 2:39 PM

R138, you stupid twit. That picture is not real. It's from an article about what celebrities might have looked like if they were ordinary people.

by Anonymousreply 139December 31, 2017 2:48 PM

R139 - I found it on the internet, so of course it's real. Duh!

by Anonymousreply 140December 31, 2017 2:53 PM

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by Anonymousreply 141December 31, 2017 2:57 PM

A few years back while visiting the University of Michigan campus for a college admission interview with her daughter. Vadge looked105 years of age. Death warmed over with Michael Jackson sunglasses and MJ hat. Her recent Kelly and Ryan appearance, not looking as old, but, she admittrd to being fat. It is the most plump I have seen her, ever. She is hiding something with her new fat look.

by Anonymousreply 142December 31, 2017 5:41 PM

Wearing gloves to hide her gnarled claws, old granny shoes, and an ugly table cloth from a dollar store. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 143December 31, 2017 5:47 PM

When Madonna fell on her back a couple years ago, I think it injured her more than she let on. At her age, a nasty fall is harder to recover from. She probably can't keep up her grueling exercise regimens anymore. And is probably on pain pills.

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by Anonymousreply 144December 31, 2017 5:52 PM

Anyone would look old in that outfit. In reality she looked about 45. With women, hands and necks go first. But why for Madonna? Does she do her own cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 145December 31, 2017 5:59 PM

@ 145. I looked up old hands forming in women... I learned if a woman does many years of physical training, the veins in her hands will start to potrude out, unless fat is available to hide it. Madge was an excersise hound for years, now turning plump recently. Maybe the gloves will be history. Also., it mentions direct sun as aging women's hands. We know and her brother book backs it up. For as long as anyone can remember she protects her facial skin, while outside. She is prone to this skin damage and knows it. ( remember Italians don't age well) She may be protecting the hands, now, as her face with gloves. We make fun of her on here.... And her last album sold less than 100 thousand copies and only around 40,000 people visited a theater to see that horrible movie she funded and produced "WE" But, her days of doing her own housework/dishes are behind her.

by Anonymousreply 146January 1, 2018 6:58 AM

"Last night I dreamed it was 1988. Then I woke up. Screaming."

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by Anonymousreply 147January 1, 2018 5:02 PM

Can OP please post his/her pic so we can judge their looks?

by Anonymousreply 148January 1, 2018 5:07 PM

Her terrible taste makes her look older than she is. It looks silly when people past 50 dress like people in their 20s. Sharon Stone must be around her age and she looks fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 149January 1, 2018 5:14 PM

OP didn’t make his looks a big part of his career in the public eye.

For me it’s the feeling that she’d look better if she’d been less extreme. She first started looking old in her early-30s ffs when she went down to zero body fat - then she had to correct that with procedures.

Then there is the infamous strong will - the feeling that she will FORCE you to find her attractive. It’s not working anymore.

by Anonymousreply 150January 1, 2018 5:19 PM

I always thought Madonna looked better as a brunette. If she went back to brown hair, I think she would look better.

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by Anonymousreply 151January 1, 2018 5:22 PM

"Age is just a number. You're as young as you feel."

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by Anonymousreply 152January 1, 2018 5:34 PM

Agree R144. Possibly prednisone is part of the weight change, if there's an inflammation problem to be managed.

by Anonymousreply 153January 1, 2018 7:05 PM

R153 - Yes, I bet you're right. And it makes me more sympathetic to Madonna. Chronic pain is a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 154January 1, 2018 7:18 PM

Another raisin trying to pretend she's still a grape.

by Anonymousreply 155January 1, 2018 8:06 PM

"I don't give a shit what people think of me. Never have, never will."

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by Anonymousreply 156January 1, 2018 10:06 PM

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 157January 1, 2018 10:31 PM

Yeah, I am sure Madonna is posting selfies on IG because she doesn’t give a shit what people think about her.

by Anonymousreply 158January 1, 2018 11:10 PM

Actually she does give a shit about certain things. I know from a personal experience with her. And her brother's book backs up what I experienced. She usually does not care about negative reviews of her movie roles, singing ability or dancing talents. But, no one can criticize her for her live performances in front of a crowd. One of the last big events, before her mother died was a performance she gave on stage. Her whole family was there. I'm sure she got her dad's irk up. But, she no doubtly pleased her mom. I bet some of this followed her later on for her zest for putting on a show.

by Anonymousreply 159January 2, 2018 7:50 AM

I thought her mother died when she was a kid.

by Anonymousreply 160January 2, 2018 12:06 PM

Yes, I was right. I just googled it, & Madonna was 5 years old when her mother died of breast cancer. You lying pos r159.

by Anonymousreply 161January 2, 2018 12:09 PM

That's what I was talking about her earliest performance in life when she was a kid. I am not lying, but, taking an educational guess. Her mother was an x-ray technician in Bay City and they did not give her a lead apron while she did her work in the late 50's.. They did not know the dangers back then. And, Dow Chemical opened up their first ZIp Loc Bag factory right across the street from the Cicone's BC ranch style house. Dow knew they had a health landmine on their hands and moved the factory to Mexico after only 5 years in Bay City. I heard a rumor M treated and won agaist her own cancer about 20 years, back. She had a team of docotors treat her in her old Vegas house for a year. She did not think the British system was the best. I grew up in Michigan and have had 5 female Michigan cousins M's age die of cancer.

by Anonymousreply 162January 3, 2018 8:16 AM

LIES!!!

by Anonymousreply 163January 3, 2018 12:40 PM

She doesn't give live performances.

by Anonymousreply 164January 3, 2018 12:59 PM

[quote]I'm sure she got her dad's irk up.

Oh, for fuck's sake--speak English.

by Anonymousreply 165January 3, 2018 4:00 PM

I thought that her ranch house was in Rochester Hills, Mi.

by Anonymousreply 166January 3, 2018 8:50 PM

Bay City for about the first 6 years of life, back in the summer for visits with grandma. A government project (according to her brother's book) in Pontiac , Mich that was developed due too the race riots that combined white, black and hispanic. From ages 7 thru junior high school. I also, think this experience helped her to win over black and hispanic listeners later. Affluent Rochester, Michigan for high scjool years.

I think she gets the last laugh on this post. That hunk who is in this post's opening photo, probably disrobed after disinbarkment. For the right price M could have anything she wanted.When in London I had hrard she had bought an old nunery, sje was still leasing to the nums after purchase.

by Anonymousreply 167January 3, 2018 11:19 PM

Poor Madge.

by Anonymousreply 168January 8, 2018 6:51 PM

There is just so much a body can take, maybe all that exercise isn't helping. Wasn't it enough she was a dancer? Wasn't that enough exercise?

She's also pale skinned, pale people don't age well.

by Anonymousreply 169January 8, 2018 8:10 PM

"I once had...it all."

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by Anonymousreply 170January 8, 2018 10:21 PM

No one is considering that even photos taken when Madonna was young, were heavily Photoshopped? Unless you see any celeb up close in-person, do you really know how they look? If they truly have flawless skin etc?

by Anonymousreply 171January 8, 2018 10:30 PM

You could photoshop a daguerreotype?

by Anonymousreply 172January 8, 2018 10:49 PM

This one from the 80's isn't too doctored. It shows some imperfections, but still has the Madonna spark. It shows off her eyes and gives her a fun slutty look. She never had classic features. They used makeup and lighting to give her decent cheekbones in a lot of her other photos. But we didn't want perfection from Madonna. We wanted her spark. Her DIY attitude toward pop music and fame.

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by Anonymousreply 173January 8, 2018 11:42 PM

^Oh, shut up you Madonnaloon. “We wanted her spark?” 😂 Puh-lease.

by Anonymousreply 174January 9, 2018 3:15 AM

From just a few years ago. Madonna looked good here.

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by Anonymousreply 175January 11, 2018 11:20 PM

LOOKED being the operative word.

by Anonymousreply 176January 11, 2018 11:23 PM

She's AN OLD USED UP PRUNE.

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by Anonymousreply 177January 11, 2018 11:39 PM

"I defy the laws of nature."

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by Anonymousreply 178January 14, 2018 6:22 PM

I like the dress, the shoes are hideous

by Anonymousreply 179January 14, 2018 6:25 PM

[quote]I heard a rumor M treated and won agaist her own cancer about 20 years, back. She had a team of docotors treat her in her old Vegas house for a year.

She never had a house in Vegas. Someone would have seen her in a year's time.

by Anonymousreply 180January 14, 2018 6:52 PM

Italians don't age well.

by Anonymousreply 181January 16, 2018 7:07 AM

she still has the flexibility of an Olympic gymnast,

by Anonymousreply 182January 16, 2018 7:10 AM

I hope you all appreciate that she dresses the way she does, and applies "old person" makeup so that you'll have something to be catty about.

by Anonymousreply 183January 16, 2018 7:17 AM

"I'm perky as hell, bitches."

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by Anonymousreply 184January 17, 2018 12:45 PM

Perfection.

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by Anonymousreply 185January 17, 2018 12:51 PM

@180.... She did have a house right on tbe outskirts of Vegas about 15 years ago. A past hot Arabic friend had something to do with the house. He said she had over 20 doctors working on her for 2 years. One smart doctor would have been enough. But, she probably did not want to end up like her mother dead of cancer. She buys snd sells houses all the time. A banker just told me of an out of the way Victorian she bought in Petoskey, MI. She akso spends time with a cousin in a nice but only 35,000 dollar house in Bay City, MI. Probably 35 thousand is her personal expenses in one week of her life. Also, her oals Dolce & Gabanah spend time in the nearby ghetto of Flint. MI and pretend upper class enclave of Grand Blanc, MI.

by Anonymousreply 186January 19, 2018 7:38 AM

R186, TWENTY doctors?

by Anonymousreply 187January 19, 2018 7:47 AM

Yes, I heard 20. She loves England where she was spending much time at the time, but, did not find the medical system to the par. So, back to the states. A friend who is a docotot says "you only need one good doctor" but, she wanted many heads to tackle her problem.

My Atabic friend was not at all the goship type, so, it seems to lend some credibility. 4 of my femsle cousins Madge's age and growing up about 40 miles from where she was born died of cancer, before hitting middle age.

by Anonymousreply 188January 19, 2018 10:05 AM
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