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Would you date a policeman?

I have recently been introduced to a very hot policeman by a mutual friend, but I am apprehensive. He's shown interest in me, but I am worried that I'll end up with a deranged psychopath.

So, have you ever dated a policeman? What's your story?

Regarding those who have never been with a cop, would you date one?

by Anonymousreply 23February 26, 2020 11:16 PM

I wouldn't even consider dating a cop.

I've read enough threads here at DL and on a dozen other internet forums to know that most cops are complete fucking psychos! And when they abuse you (not *if* but *when*), you have nowhere to turn.

But let's say the cop you date isn't an abusive psycho and you have a longterm loving relationship and are both very happy. Then you have to constantly worry about him being killed on duty, whether by a criminal, or just some idiot who rams into his car at a traffic stop (seriously, people drive into stopped police cars all the fucking time), or even by his fellow officers who are eliminating him for not being a corrupt psycho like they are!

by Anonymousreply 1July 26, 2014 12:04 PM

No. Even if they're nice, kind and ready to make a difference in the force they've decided to join a profession defined by brutality, corruption and polyester.

Crate him and piss on him.

by Anonymousreply 2July 26, 2014 12:11 PM

Dated two cops for a few months each. Sweet, not psychos, good drugs (cops really do have access to the best drugs), ho hum sex. Too conservative in both cases. Ciao.

by Anonymousreply 3July 26, 2014 12:19 PM

No thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4July 26, 2014 12:39 PM

As soon as I found out he was a a cop, I would lose interest.

by Anonymousreply 5July 26, 2014 12:41 PM

Only an Italian policeman.

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2014 12:50 PM

Hooked up with a cop twice in Las Vegas. Not the best looking guy, but he threw a fuck into me like I've not had since.

by Anonymousreply 7July 26, 2014 12:53 PM

Polyester stretched over meaty thighs, a high ass, and that odd bunchiness at the crotch is an instant turn on.

Unfortunately, they all seem to get fat by 35.

by Anonymousreply 8July 26, 2014 1:01 PM

No way, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9July 26, 2014 1:01 PM

Maybe not, but a hot police in bed is always a pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 10July 26, 2014 1:05 PM

6 years going strong....still as hot as the day I met him

by Anonymousreply 11July 26, 2014 1:08 PM

They're all twisted in bed. It's a given that you'll wind up wearing handcuffs, and a gun barrel in your mouth and a billy club up your ass are both distinct possibilities as well.

Now, you might consider that a good thing or a bad thing, just know it's going to happen.

by Anonymousreply 12July 26, 2014 1:27 PM

I said not interested in dating one, but I just remembered that when I was young, I used to fantasize about two cops fucking me with their uniforms still on, cocks out. One in my mouth, one in my ass...not sure I had thought of double anal at that point yet. I think it was from watching CHiPs...this was in the late 70s. I loved Ponch and Jon.

by Anonymousreply 13July 26, 2014 2:07 PM

Dated a cop and they are like everyone else...there are good points and bad points. At this time in the 90s mine was closeted as that was expected at the time..which was fine for a once in a while thing but it turned into a relationship and that was hard. However, a lot of them have control issues which is why the became cops in the first place. After I got tired of that kind of relationship and knew it was not going anywhere I broke it off and that is where the shit hit the fan. Semi stalking having his buddies cause trouble for a straight friend of mine that he swore that I was "doing," etc. Now, that was him but just be aware they do have the means to make trouble for you if things go bad.

by Anonymousreply 14July 26, 2014 2:47 PM

I love a cop. I love a cop.

What a situation, ain't it awful? Life is really grim. I can only say that it's unlawful how I feel towards him!

I love a cop! I love a cop! If I introduce him as my steady Down at where I work I can hear the rumors spread already: "Dora's gone berserk!"

Then there's Thea, Oh how gruesome! Can ya see me introduce 'im? "You remember her, she detested you." "You remember him, he arrested you."

I'm so confused! I'm so confused! If I loved a dentist or a doctor, I'd be up on top But I ... love a cop!

I love a cop. I love... a COP! Though it wasn't easy to accept him Now I think he's sweet You should hear him tell the way I swept him off his big flat feet!

I love a cop. I love... a COP! I can see his drawbacks clear as crystal still, I testify once you take away his club and pistol, Floyd won't hurt a fly.

Floyd's ambitious and he’s forceful Energetic and resourceful! I can see how far this will carry him If he'd get an honest job, I would marry him!

That's how it is. He's mine, I'm his. Little did I know when Floyd first kissed me And I whispered "Stop" You can't.... stop a cop!

by Anonymousreply 15July 26, 2014 4:16 PM

Depends on the size of his nightstick.

by Anonymousreply 16July 26, 2014 4:38 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 17July 26, 2014 4:38 PM

Only if he brought his night stick with him.

by Anonymousreply 18July 26, 2014 4:43 PM

I love cops <3

by Anonymousreply 19February 26, 2020 10:51 PM

Follow your instinct. You know the answer to your question.

by Anonymousreply 20February 26, 2020 10:56 PM

[Bold]You bumped a thread 6 fuckin years old to say that r19?!??!![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 21February 26, 2020 10:58 PM

OP, before you embark on this dating relationship, ask your attorney to review your rap sheet. Your attorney's opinion could be determinitive. Check carefully for outstanding warrants.

Better safe than sorry!

by Anonymousreply 22February 26, 2020 11:03 PM

Of course I would date a cop !

Fuck yeah! I love a man in blue. A hot horned up cop is the best.

by Anonymousreply 23February 26, 2020 11:16 PM
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