Good-looking dad in wet boxers gets baby deer out of his pool

The dad does have fabulous thighs. Otherwise he is completely unremarkable.

Why is that mother yakking away on the camera and not telling her idiot daughters to get away from the pool? "DADDY, DADDY!" That dad has the patience of a saint.

Even after all his daughters' screeching, he's more amazed by the deer.

I'd rather watch him in porn, R1, than some of the porn "stars" who have the DL seal of approval.

Nice ass and legs

You need serious help, r3.

He obviously has a terrible way with animals.

I had no idea that deer sounded like that and could "bleat." Love the way deer look when they run.

Looks like the deer was having fun.

surrounded by so much estrogen...

nice body but the face...

hot daddy

Hey.......what about me? I'm the "reel" star of this show, and I've got FOUR great legs and a GREAT LITTLE BUTT!

That daddy's ass is sublime. His face is cute, too. Nothing wrong with him, except he probably doesn't suck cock.

Sorry, the baby deer is the star of that clip.

I thought Marvin was dead?

Seems like a set-up. Notice how the camera zooms in when the daddy turns and speaks to it. That's something a professional filmmaker would do, not an average person capturing a video.

R12 are you lesbian?

Daddy's ass and thighs are the stars of that show.

The most highly rated comment: Pause at :10 to see the Illuminati symbols on the pool's tiles.

HOT DADDY.

Being surrounded by three women 24/7 made me want to blow my brains out.

Hopefully his wife kept fucking him until she gave him a son.

[quote[Hopefully his wife kept fucking him until she gave him a son.

It's the XY's fault there's no son. Henry VIII couldn't have known this but you have no excuse.

Dad has that dazed and confused look in his eyes that comes from being domesticated for too long by an annoying wife.

The kids are annoying. If I were him I would have mentally and emotionally check out years ago, too. The fawn seems to have re-awaken a hint of wonder but it is fleeting.

R14 Jerry Sandusky

Dad was watching that deer run away thinking "Is it that easy? I could just start running and never look back?"

Turn off the audio.

In the next YouTube clip, Thigh Daddy shoots the deer's mother.

His ass. I want to eat it.

Yes, humorless lez at R18, I was saying that ironically.

Go back to filling out your Michfest application.

This (invisible) man is a far better daddy:

Family men who keep themselves in such good shape have always been suspect to me. I've met a few whose interest in the male body extends beyond their own.

Well said, R27.

Makes me envy when I see well muscled guys like that, and they have never lifted a weight in their life.

How does he not kill himself surrounded by those screeching cunts? And that blabbering tool recording the video. Ugh.

That is one good looking MAN.

Love the Euro soccer player body: muscular legs and ass but lithe above the wast.

Nice masculine face.

In other words, R17, you're just ignorant as poor 'ol Henry.

Funny ... the deer does exactly what those annoying kids do.

Daddy takes it out of the pool and it JUMPS RIGHT BACK IN.

Cute deer, cute enough daddy, in a nerdy way.

HUGE dork. How hard up for sex are you people that you're lusting over THIS?

YouTube posters (ha!) are wondering how this man ever managed to sire those kids.

Did you hear the one kid? "JUST PUT IT BACK DADDY!" she said, with the air of one who is used to shrieking at her father and being backed up by her mother. Oh, poor man. It'll all be over some day.

We are finding a man attractive, R35, not "lusting" over him. I can see how you would be unfamiliar with this, having had it never happen to you, but it really is okay, normal, and healthy to look at a good looking man and simply appreciate it.

Huh, R20?

What DL finds attractive:

If it suits you to make that distinction, go right ahead, R37. Just know that it's disingenuous and falls flat with anyone else. You're probably all over those "men presenting their holes threads" too, aren't you, expressing your healthy (but always respectful!) attraction.

The deer has a larger IQ then the wife.

Speak for yourself, R37.

[quote]You're probably all over those "men presenting their holes threads"

Isn't EVERYONE?

Dad is a four-eyed, gap-toothed dullard who stands around with one hand on his hip .. and some of you think he's cute?!

How DO you distinguish between plain old lust and plain old healthy! attraction when you're positively appraising a complete stranger in his swimwear anyway? That's what I'm wondering.

You might want to save the word "attraction" for when you actually MEET someone in person.

The picture quality is too poor throughout to see what he really looks like, R44, but I do like him from neck to treasure forest.

Why is he in his undies? What kind of a hillbilly walks around in his drawers amongst his kids? He probably has autism or something.

I can clearly see his glasses, gapped upper incisors, and that hand on his hip.

Are you legally blind, r46?

[quote]Seems like a set-up. Notice how the camera zooms in when the daddy turns and speaks to it. That's something a professional filmmaker would do, not an average person capturing a video.

There are numerous times when experienced photogs and video people pick up a camera for an unplanned happening.

A hillbilly whose pool is bigger than your studio apartment.

[quote]Dad was watching that deer run away thinking "Is it that easy? I could just start running and never look back?"

Nice.

Damn. The things about which you people become excited.

You're forgetting what really matters here. It's all about that innocent little deer-child. It's always about the children.......even when they don't listen.

That deer sounds like one of the kids.

Every man I ever had who had that little tooth gap thing was a fantastic lover ! I think dad is hot,in a perfectly normal sort of way.

Aren't there laws that proscribe that all pools must have a fence around them?

Who's the indignant, pompous little thing who took offense at the verb "lusting" at R37?

[quote]We are finding a man attractive

Oh, OK...

Hilarious!

he's ugly..he could play the biopic of this actor

Could the mom get those screeching kids away from the deer? WTF?

It wouldn't hold quite the precious memory if the screeching kids weren't in the video. In mom's eyes it's all about the kids. God I bet that guy leaves that house whenever possible.

[quote]Could the mom get those screeching kids away from the deer? WTF?

Or the dad. That deer is trying to find it's mother, but those kids were bothering it.

Lately I've been getting hot with amateur porn clips where husband films his wife having sex with his friend or some other dude, or gets in the action with them as well. This Thigh Daddy would be so fucking hot in that. And yes, real-life-good-looking real people are most times much hotter than some hairless Sean Cody semi gods.

No good deed goes unpunished.

He's nerdy like Dan Broderick was when he married Betty Broderick ..... at least the deer didn't shoot him.

I wanna fucking drown that screaming little girl.

Someone find his Facebook page!

r50

To be fair land in the Ozarks runs about two cents an acre

r56

That's only for civilized place, not Hooterville.

NICE ass, thighs and legs.

Could NEITHER parent tell the shrieking children to back up, give the poor little deer some space, and to shut the fuck up with their terrifying screaming!? Jesus Christ, the poor deer was terrified, and the ridiculous parents are too stupid to tell the kids to stop scaring the poor thing to death!

I hate children. They are NOT special.

Daddy put up a fence around that pool or your going to find something truly tragic floating in your pool one day.

Just when I thought no one was listening.........

you people are nuts. that guy is SO not good looking/sexy.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

R72, we are primarily talking about his ass, thighs and legs, which ARE quite good looking. And a person's opinion on what is or is not good looking is subjective. What is wrong with YOU?

I concur with R72. And he looked "slow".

He looks a bit "touched in the head."

Right now this guy has a higher approval rating than You-Know-Who!

[quote]He looks a bit "touched in the head."

Or, as they say in Daddy's neck of the woods, "tetched".

[quote]NICE ass, thighs and legs.

Thighs [italic]are[/italic] legs, dear.

[quote]Thighs are legs, dear.

Tell that to the people at Tyson, Perdue, and Foster Farms.

How do you italicize, R78?

Thank you, R79.

A chicken leg comprises the thigh and the drumstick, for fuck's sake. Are there really people here so stupid they don't know their thighs are part of their legs?

[quote]How do you italicize,

With fabulous flair!!!!

R82 If thine chicken leg offends thee, eateth the fish.

[quote]you people are nuts. that guy is SO not good looking/sexy.

An average guy can't be sexy or good looking? You must be incredibly shallow.

He's hot. The face isn't amazing but it's not bad either. The people who are freaking out are either average guys who think he resembles them but they never get this type of attention from other men OR muscle queens who spend their entire lives at the gym to distract from their unfortunate face who are jealous that a guy with a more natural body is getting the response they so desperately crave.

All Daddy-Bashers, please post pictures of yourselves. Let us drown in your hotness!

[quote]The people who are freaking out are either average guys who think he resembles them but they never get this type of attention from other men OR muscle queens who spend their entire lives at the gym to distract from their unfortunate face who are jealous that a guy with a more natural body is getting the response they so desperately crave

You're not lacking in basic insight, but you forget that ANY man "presented" for appraisal on DL will get ripped apart by most posters, with at least 60 percent or so of posts being negative. It's like a sport around here. Posters compete with each other for who can make the most pointlessly bitchy comments.

In this case, I think people smell the dork on him. He appears to be out of his depth even in this little domestic scene.

And then there are the lesbians, who don't like the clumsy way he handles the fawn and pretend to be gay men just out of spite!

I think everyone smells the dork on him, but some guys are into dorkstink. A lot of posters probably just want to save him from his family.

His ass, thighs, legs and feet are beautiful. His face is normal and very handsome. You can tell he's down-trodden by being surrounded by females who were raised to scream and squawk - traits you don't see in the refined females of the upper-middle class coast families, but definitely something you see in flyover land.

The father has that "usual" straight dazed and confused look in his eyes that comes from being enslaved by an annoying, manipulative and selfish wife.

Both parents are to blame for not instructing their annoying children to be quiet. Their noise only added to the poor animals confusion, which is why the deer ran right back into the water. I don't want to visualize what that poor deer was going through with those screaming children and their two dogs; all in the pool.

As for the father being "hot" with a nice "butt and legs"; if we are not placing him in a body building review or on a top Hollywood 10 - he is perfectly fine. Most men (and that would include straight as well as gay) past the age of 35 to 40 appear to lose their physical shape quickly. Many gay men turn into "bears" and lose all sense of restraint when it come to food and alcohol intake.

With that being stated I have more of a problem with the behavior of the "hot father's" children, where is the parental control. In addition I pray this actually isn't true but I was taught that if a human touches a baby deer (fawn) the mother deer won't go near it and then the baby deer (fawn) will die. What a senseless death because the poor fawn was petted or touched by a brain dead human father "hot" or not?

I hope the fawn being "wet" in the pool washed off all the human sense. If not sad story...

He needs a man to take care of that ass they way his wife obviously NEVER has.

I see that Dr. Ruth is still posting here.

You can stop praying and spend 1 minute searching the internet, weeping MARY! R91

[quote]where is the parental control.

Did you just arrive in the U.S.? Parental control left the building about three decades ago.

r75

ha ha, he thinks he's Alan O'Day

The chlorine from the pool has sufficiently cleaned his anus...

In an average guy kind of way he's terrific and the entire back is really great. Not overworked at all and very sexy in an effortless way that is simply a gift from his DNA.

What young kids, boys or girls, wouldn't shriek with delight if they found this in their pool with their adorkable daddy coming to save the day?

I'm usually not into cute at all but this really is pretty cute and I'm seeing a lot of heterophobia here. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Like homophobia it has its' time and place.

The guy doesn't need anyone "saving" him. Get a life.

[quote]The guy doesn't need anyone "saving" him

But realizing that would take an ounce of self-awareness, R99.

Would love to have my hand trace the hair on his chest..

Just to be clear, I don't think he needs saving. I just think that's part of the fantasy for some of the guys here.

R89, that, and the fact that this is the kind of guy they probably do in rest stops all the time. So they're being sentimental.

Obvious the deer was afraid of those screaming brats as well. At the first attempt to be lifted out of the pools, those brats are there at the top of the stairs. Deer jumps back in. If I were their parent I would've told them stand out of the way, to the side.

Not that this production is probably even real, the dad is still in his underwear and looking vague because all the shrieking probably woke him up.

I've seen this before - in the extended version he does drown the loud little girl and goes back to bed.

Wasn't it obvious that all I just wanted my time in the pool extended a wee bit longer?

Good-looking??? He's the epitome of AWG. Nice ass, but that's it.

Where's the video of him holding the cunt crotchspawn under water until they finally stop shrieking?

They're terrible parents. They let those little monsters terrorize the poor animal, and had no control over them at all.

His face is ugly. Body's okay.

If Daddio wasn't an in-shape pre-bear, would some of you still think he is as hot as you apparently do?

Imagine him shaved, still hot?

[quote]Nice ass, but that's it.

And that makes all the difference.

The guilt-ridden, defrocked Catholic priest at R37 conveniently ignored the "wet boxers" mentioned in the thread title.

Why is the shrieking girl's shirt half off at one point? Did the immersion of a deer into water arouse some pagan feeling in her?

Because it MUST be said:

Oh, deer.

If this guy knocked on your door tonight, none of you would turn him down.

What are you trying to say, R110? That without the things that make them attractive, men wouldn't be attractive?

[quote]If this guy knocked on your door tonight, none of you would turn him down.

Oh yes we would.

Just trying to assay the fur freaks to see whether they would still find him attractive if he had none.

He killed my mommy!

Little Girl: "Daddy, was that fun ?"

Daddy: "I guess you could call it that ..."

He should've said "More fun than I've ever had with your mother or any of you."

Kids belonged in the house with the dogs that had already terrorized the deer.

It's cute how daddy is shivering at the start of the video while waiting for the deer to swim his way.

I wonder which he'd rescue first if they were both in the pool, the fawn or that shrieking harpy daughter.

I'd have my tongue up that as so fast and so deep he'd forget all about the crotch droppings and bitch wife his head would spin.

If I were that fawn, I would have taken the time to jack one of those kids in the jaw before skipping away into the forest.

Maybe if their mother would have taken more time to tell them to watch quietly off to the side instead of focusing on filming and naming the deer, Bambi(after way too much thought)the deer might not have run back into the pool.

Anyone can clearly tell that the baby deer was enjoying the water, as many animals do.My dog loves the water, and on many an occasion, we've had to carry him out. And, on many an occasion, he's run right back in.

Lyme Disease!!!!

Maybe he could use a little more upper body, but I'd do him. Runner or tennis player, perhaps. Very nice legs and ass.

The dad is cute and his ass and legs are sublime.

Embarrassing that some of you resort to insulting the wife and kids just because the guy is straight and will never want to fuck you.

Oh, fuck off and die, sanctimonious asshole at r128.

I don't even find him that attractive, but I find the screeching children unmanageable and the wife an idiot for not keeping them safe by getting them out of the way.

I would insult those screaming kids if Richard Simmons was the father.

Welcome to the real world, boys. It includes women and children. Buck up and deal with it.

r129 STFU yourself - the guy obviously wants to be married with kids so what's it to you? It's his choice, and he might enjoy the screeching, who knows.

And they do tell the kids to look out.

Blow it out your ass r131. DL doesn't have to be the real world. We can get that anywhere any time.

Looks like the deer shat in the pool, ugh.

He's obviously Jewish, which is unfortunate. But yes, everything below the neck is really pleasant to look at. Those screeching girls need to be euthanized.

He looks like a booger-eating baboon!

Nice ass and legs! I dunno, I love dorky/hot daddy types.

[quote]Why is he in his undies? What kind of a hillbilly walks around in his drawers amongst his kids? He probably has autism or something.

He probably sleeps like that. It says in the description that he woke up to a noise in the pool, so he probably got out of bed and jumped into the pool to rescue the fawn. He probably hadn't completely awakened. He looked dazed.

Wrap Up:

Yes the dad is cute with a natural unworked sexy body. The wet boxers reveal a very nicely shaped ass. He is a David Eigenberg type (Steve from Sex and the City)

Yes the children are very annoying and the mother should have told her kids to stand by her and the shut the fuck up. So in this case it's the dumb mom's fault for not instructing her kids. The dad can't do everything.

No one has mentioned how highly inappropriate it may be to be in wet underwear in front of your young daughters. The oldest one CLEARLY takes a good look glance at the 1:59 minute mark, loosing her balancing at what is probably a clear outline of her father's flaccid cock and balls. Maybe it's time to cover up.

I agree, he's adorkable! I've noticed on DL that, unless you have 5% body fat, bulging muscles, and a classic good looks, then you're considered hideous.

Only among the crassest, R140.

R133 Shouldn't you be watching a soap somewhere, Cunty McCuntenstien ?

and NONE of the DL ers on here have even had a man as good looking as that kind of average looking guy!

Bitchy pathetic queens.

It reminded me of the beginning of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

[quote]No one has mentioned how highly inappropriate it may be to be in wet underwear in front of your young daughters. The oldest one CLEARLY takes a good look glance at the 1:59 minute mark, loosing her balancing at what is probably a clear outline of her father's flaccid cock and balls.

I love DL.

We've been infested lately with these R128 types. I'm too lazy to troll-dar and see if it's the same one complaining about the vagina cape pictures in the most recent Michfest thread.

Over [bold]seven million[/bold] people have watched that stupid clip?

On top of that, the slow Dad, who stands dazed and frozen with his mouth open, watching the little deer run away, hasn't thought to attach a commercial?

Not only is this video OLD, but we already had a fight about this when it first came out.

OP = worse than Hitler.

R148: the statute of limitations has expired, so to speak.

This video, like most of the comments here, remind me of how truly worthless, vile and unnecessary the female sex is.

Mommy didn't love R150. Can you really blame her, though?

What on earth is everyone complaining about? The mother removed the troublesome dogs who were harassing the fawn. She got the father up, and, though strangely slow-moving, he did help the deer out of the pool so it could rejoin its mother. The two kids are just being kids: noisy and joyous. Everything works out well.

Your post is a breath of fresh air, r152.

Goat in the water!

R152, your common sense and rationality is not wanted here. Be gone!

Jew...Prolly wants to bomb Gazans

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[quote]Love the Euro soccer player body: muscular legs and ass but lithe above the wast.

Or cyclist body

[quote]Everything works out well.

Except my tongue is still not in his ass

Those legs and that ass are wasted in the whole husband/father next door kind of life!

It is with deep sadness that I report my precious angels are in heaven. I had a college buddy over, and we cleaned the ashes out of the fireplace, leaving them in a wood box next to some empty paint cans and a kerosene grill on the side of the house by the girls' bedroom. The midnight fire was God's plan. By the time the firefighters got to them, they were Triscuits. An unforeseeable tragedy.

Why is that pervert in his drawers? Especially around his kids.

Typical high school nerd turned hot. He looks like this hot accountant I knew, same type, stupid face, hot body.

He's definitely getting some dick on the side, no man can stand that much estrogen. All straight men surrounded by that many women all day end up getting dick or male ass on the side, it's just a matter of time.

He has a pretty incresible body all around