How and why did Brad Pitt "cure" Angelina Jolie's bisexuality?

Who says she is "cured"? Just because she chose to settle down with a man for now does not mean she is not still attracted to women.

Who the fuck knows?

And who the fuck knows why George Clooney suddenly decided to get married?

He lets her eat his pussy.

I don't think Brand and AJ have sex at all. It's a sexless marriage. I don't know where she gets it, if she gets it at all. Certainly during the last year while she was undergoing a preventative mastectomy she was not having sex.

I think she has sublimated her sexual desires into her other work. Also having that many kids, even with nannies to do most of the work, has to be exhausting for a mother who probably worries a lot about her children. Based on that phone call with her dad from the late 90s, she seems to worry a lot about those close to her.

Sometimes I think she's more attracted to women than men, though I have no evidence for it- just a feeling I get from interviews with her.

I wish she had gotten smaller replacement boobs.

Combined they became a bottomless Pitt.

Two incorrigible bisexuals!

I also wonder how closeted celebs, in general, find people to have sex with. They can't just go to bars and pick people up or they risk being outed. So are they hooking up with people they work with on movie sets or friends of friends? What about someone like Angelina who seems to have no friends? How does she find people to hook up with?

Anorexic + junkie = no sex drive

She said it in an interview for 60 Minutes years ago. It was probably just more of her bullshit.

His teeny dick reminds her of a clit.

He didn't.

I heard she uses fentanyl patches? Anyway, if she does, that can really kill a sex drive. So I hear.

Why would he want to cure her of bisexuality? Straight men love bisexual women! So do bisexual men!

And who knows what the hell kind of sex life they have at this point. Even for the most beautiful, narcissistic, highly-sexed people, there's no better way to kill your sex lives than six kids and mastectomy surgery. And drugs.

But they have me, R13

Idiot fangirl at R13, people stay together for a lot of reasons other than love.

Convenience, publicity, guilt, fear of a horrific custody battle, etc.

Brad Pitt has a womanly ass-he didn`t cure Angelina`s bisexuality,he reinforced it.

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R17, for Pitt the selling point obviously included Jolie having biological children.

[quote]Brad Pitt has a womanly ass

He does? In what universe?

(13) the dumb bi girl

There is no "cure" to one's sexuality.

There have been rumors about him being bi, going back to before Aniston. Who always struck me as being a dyke.

R12, a woman does not need sex drive to have sex with a man. They just get on their back and spread the legs.

And think of the purses.

Women don't have sex drives as men do, women are primarily concerned with wealth and provisioning

It's probably for the best that R24 and R26 don't have sex (and never will have sex) with women.

It takes a lot more than just lying on one's back. She has to be aroused if penetration is to occur without pain and she has to be up to having his gross fat face all up in her grill.

Depends on her age, R28.

What cure? They are both bisexual aren't they?

No Billy Bob cured her. Why do people forget about Billy Bob?

The anti-Brangelina weirdos at Female First think that Brangelina are cheating on one another all the time. They believe Brad had a long term fling with a black model who may have had his baby, and that Angelina had a long term fling with her stunt double, Eunice. They also believe Shiloh is not Pitt's biological child, even though the kid is his spitting image.

Anyway, here's the board link for Female First. It's very entertaining. The posts by Vajra Nagini are the most entertaining and hilarious. She's convinced that Jolie is some kind of voodoo queen who runs drugs for the CIA.

Noone here seriously thinks Pitt has a womanly ass, do they?

FUCK OFF USELESS DUMBASS FANGIRL AT R33!!!

For Chrissakes don't think we're interested in your fandom catfights.

Maybe she was never really bisexual and it was something she made up as part of her edgy image. Or a phase she went through when she was young and confused.

R34, how am I a fangurl? I seriously ask whether anyone her thinks Pitt has a womanly ass.

A three-year relationship with Jenny Shimuzu doesn't sound particularly confused.

Jolie is bisexual, and she's currently in what appears to be an exclusive heterosexual relationship at the moment. It doesn't X out her innate bisexuality.

No, but he has a fat vagina.

Provided you believe it was a serious relationship, or even real.

he has both sexes

[quote]he has both sexes

What does that mean?

[quote]Was it his overwhelming masculine perfection?

That's impossible since he's not overwhelmingly masculine. Maybe she like the fact that he's femmy - especially when he models dresses. Maybe she also like the guy who used to live with Brad.

Women like femmy men, didn't you know that?

She likes kink and she gets that with a femmy husband as well as her brother.

Brad is "femmy"?

His beautiful alabaster skin and his all-manly physique obviously cured her.

[quote] His beautiful alabaster skin and his all-manly physique obviously cured her.

Huh? What does that have to do with her bisexuality?

R46, do you mean his acne-pitted skin?

I wonder if he has caught any of her venereal diseases.

I hope he didn't eat her pussy.

Actually the thought of Brad's luscious lips on Angelina's pussy is kind of hot.

I love Brangelina threads. They really bring out the fun insanity of the DL.

Two kinky freaks that has too many children too fast, now staying together because they both always wanted to have a nuclear family and neither of their brands can handle them being twice divorced and contributing to 6 children's broken home.

Sex went from balls out kink feats to rare to non-existent.

Now that shes had her breasts removed, she's probably got something to prove and is back to her kink somewhat.

[quote]I love Brangelina threads. They really bring out the fun insanity of the DL.

They do?

We know it wasn't with his giant man meat.

She's bi?

FFS....who comes up with this shit ? BOTH are bisexual and had encounters on the side.

R56, she’s always been open about her sexuality. Do you live in a cave?

"We know it wasn't with his giant man meat."

But his clitoral looking penis was a major part of it.

Just kidding. I'm sure they were never monagamous to begin with.

Angie is STILL in love with me...

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