Joan Rivers: Obama Is Gay; Michelle Is A Tranny

What do you expect from this sad, miserable old Republican cunt?

Also, it goes to show how she thinks being gay or transgender is an insult. Some "gay icon", huh?

BTW, has this bitch looked in the mirror lately? She shouldn't be calling ANYONE a tranny.

I love this, let's see her idiot gay fans defend her now. Showing her true Repug and homophobic colors. Using "gay" as a putdown, and attacking Obama with it, who's done so much for the our community. And she's way over the line with that Michelle crap, attacking her looks just like all the other Repug racists.

I never liked her sarcastic style but this is just going way overboard. It's one thing if you don't agree with Pres Obama's political positions or actions, or lack thereof. Attempts at name calling are very juvenile, and totally disrespectful of the office of POTUS.

It's hardly new. She was calling Prince Charles gay back in the 80s.

They should appear on a talk show together and her repeating her remarks straight into his face. Maybe, just maybe, that will finally make her shut up! Repulsive, nasty woman.

Joan always defends every celeb who gets in trouble for bigoted comments, UNLESS they've said something Anti-Semitic, like Mel Gibson. Such a hypocrite. And that's why she said this, she thinks comedians can say any offensive thing that pops into their head and just screech "free speech" as a defense. Well let's see how far that "fuck you" attitude gets her this time.

She's not the first one to say Obama is gay. A guy, who is now dead, told of his dalliances with Obama when he was a senator.

All hail to Joan of Shark.

Once upon a time, Joan Rivers was funny. The best of Joan Rivers documentary were clips from the old Mike Douglas show circa 1967.

After the death her husband Edgar, she has seemed to have replaced humor with vitriol.

Oh, shut up, all of you queens! Do you actually know Obama? No. So why the fuck do you care. I'm a comedian, that's what I do. Look, there's Heidi Klum! You know she's the hottest I've seen a German since....

No, that actually sounds about right.

"Oh it's just Joan being JOAAANNN! Calm DOWN. She's HI LARRRRIOUS! It's a joke folks! Isn't she a card?!"

This july 4th officially marks the day americans have completely lost their sense of humor.

It's quite obvious from his POZ!Face that Obama is gay.

Not to mention his best friend Twinkle Toes Gayor Rahm Jewmanuel of Chicago.

Joan brings out the worst in people. Look at this thread.

She's a vile hater.

I read that Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny at the Datalounge in 2008.

Uhm, she's right!

I think the problem is that it's not witty, novel, or in any way humorous. So, yes, it goes so far, it is an insipid bore.

There's humor, and then there should be respect for the office of the president, no matter your personal opinion of who's in it and his/her views. Yes I'm female and I'm calling Joan out on disrespecting Michelle Obama.

She's a silly bitch.

Why am I not surprised someone who uses "Uhm" would claim she's right when all it does is confirm your own stupidity?

How exactly is she right when Michelle gave birth to two children, you dumb fuck?

It's one thing to say someone *looks* like a "Tranny." She actually isn't one, you pathetic moron.

R19, respect for the office of the president?? These days the president is more celebrity than world leader. He's just as much a target as Bush was when everyone was rightly making fun of him. Any time the president appears on late night talk/variety shows and Michelle is showing up on Parks and Rec then they are fair game. Honestly if I were president I'd want none of that nonsense; what people will do to get elected and be seen as cool.

Actually, that "scurrilous" video accusing Michelle of being a MTF made some troublesome points. Michelle really does have certain physical features that are indisputably male rather than female. Sexual reassignment surgery cannot correct certain features and Michelle does indeed appear to have several of those features.

Yeah, and Michelle deserved to have her looks trashed. After all, she's a liberal, and I hate them, so I'll say whatever nasty thing I want about them!

OMG, the duchess is here!

r23, what features. Google MO as a child. She always looked like a girl. BTW, her mother is lovely.

Racists have a hard time viewing black women as lovely, aside from a few tokens with small features like Diana Ross. I wouldn't doubt Joan had to bite her tongue to avoid comparing Mrs Obama to an ape.

Hardy har har! Oh Joan, haw haw haw, you're so funny - and SHOCKING! Har har har har!

R24, you are not me. My Joan Rangers know that I am very liberal and open to all sexualities and preferences. I slept with a black man and made a sex tape, remember!!! In fact, just this morning I saw Oprah eating a muffin with Gayle and didn't alert TMZ; I should've, it sure was dirty.

She's less and less entertaining every day. And more irrelevant. Not aging gracefully.

"respect for the office of the president??"

That's the line Nixon tried in 1974.

She's a fucking Republican you asshole, that's not liberal.

She's made no secret of hating the new mayor of NYC and whining about the rich people threatening to leave due to his policies.

She's an entitled old scumbag and a hypocrite.

How funny that so many of you cheer her along throughout all her nasty classist, homophobic rants... Yet when she turns that vile, nasty tongue of her's on Michelle Obama, you you batshit crazy.

I know her thing is making fun of everyone, but this has no humor to it - it is just a dumb insult. It is a typical internet-type basement troll insult.

Joan Rivers is Ann Coulter's future self.

I'd bet she hates Obama because he is a "Muslim" who doesn't kiss the ass of Israel enough.

People of African descent tend to have higher testosterone levels than people of other ethnic backgrounds. Testosterone makes African men look more masculine (good). If also makes African women look more masculine (not usually considered good).

It's a boilerplate insult for Republicans to imply that the Dem president, or presidential candidate, is gay. They love to imply that they're less than manly, they do it incessantly. It's kind of shit Ann Coulter does, and it's what Joan is doing here. To use gay as insult is not pro-gay and neither is voting Republican.

Joan thinks all gays are weak and limp wristed. As if George Kotsiopolis is a good example of a typical gay fashionista.

I'm not one of these "troll-dar" people, but I just knew R34 was this person, too:

From the Anthony Cumia thread:

[quote]We all know black people are always completely innocent of any charge, never do anything wrong and are not to be critiqued or scorned.

[quote]So, it must have been the white guy's fault.

You're a loathsome, selfish, hypocritical piece of shit. You don't care when other groups are denigrated, but if gay people are the target, then you're outraged. Fuck you, asshole.

Anthony Cumia was fired yesterday for a Twitter someone thought was racist.

[quote]She's made no secret of hating the new mayor of NYC and whining about the rich people threatening to leave due to his policies.

And people would be sad about this why? Boy, this bitch is stupid.

No wonder her dear husband committed suicide..oh, that was nasty..I went too far.

she said she was a Dem when she was on Celebrity Wife Swap.

She trashed Bristol Palin on that episode but nobody noticed.

RAPED and TORTURED KIDNAPPED teens also deserve to be mocked.

Would those of you upset by this, please help me out here?

If I said: "George Bush is gay and Laura is a tranny" would it bother you?

R46, are YOU someone beyond yet another anonymous person on the internet since we can probably find people who have said vile things about every public figure, including Bush and Obama?

The reason this is news is specifically because this old bat is well-known and very selective when it comes to her targets. Try finding her saying things about the Reagans. You won't.

[quote]If I said: "George Bush is gay and Laura is a tranny" would it bother you?

Yes, it would because I'm sick and tired of it being considered an insult to be considered gay or transgender.

about time one of his friends outed him. she is transphobic though

R46, George W. Bush is a gay-leaning bi and Laura was born a woman. Michelle Obama has man-sized shoulders, a man's ratio of head height to body height and the uniquely male trait of having ring fingers that are longer than one's index fingers. Surgery cannot "correct" any of those traits. Michelle is very likely either a MTF or a hermaphrodite.

Joan has always been a fucking asshole, ALWAYS. Her husband had to kill himself to get a way from her.

R47

The reason this is news is specifically because this old bat is well-known and very selective when it comes to her targets. Try finding her saying things about the Reagans. You won't.

So? She's very selective when it comes to her targets. She'd never say such a thing about the Reagans.

Uh so?

Exactly as someone like Mike Malloy would do on the other side.

I should have put R47s comment in quotes. Sorry.

Then so is Angelina Jolie, R50.

she delivers food to AIDS patients, you ungrateful lot!

R22 = the voice of reason. Just LOL at all the pearl-clutching in this thread, "the office of the president," jesus christ. That stopped any of you moral giants from cheering on comics who threw much worse at crazy ol' Dubya when he was in office? I doubt it. Politics = pure tribalism.

R56, Bush belongs in a God damned prison for what he ACTUALLY did to this country and to millions of people around the world. Ridiculing him is nothing.

Old whores become very desperate.

Ignore.

Dumb old woman with an untalented kid.

R50 has a man-sized clit.

Probably a FTM.

She probably tried to wink after she said it but her face pulleys are needs retrofitting.

R57-- May I say without even a hint of sarcasm, thank you for so perfectly illustrating my point. Bravissimo.

I wonder how many drone strikes a President has to do before we can start ridiculing him.

SOMEONE BEAT HER WITH COAT HANGERS

It just isn't a funny joke at all. I'm not especially offended by it, or defending the Obama's, I just think it's lame.

Joan is such a classless hag.

Those defending her have yet to answer the question of why it's ok for her to use "gay" as a putdown. She didn't just insult the Obamas, she also insulted gays and transsexuals by calling them that as an insult. Joan wasn't saying Obama is literally gay, she was calling him a sissy, like all Republicans have always loved to do about any Dem president. Joan's fans are self-loathing morons.

[quote]Anthony Cumia was fired yesterday for a Twitter

Do you also call tech help and beg them to fix your Microsoft? Did you once read something on the Google?

Like R67, I'd love to hear my fellow DLers explain why calling someone gay as an insult is just good fun.

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She was on The View last week. Had to change the channel after her 3rd or 4th ca-ca/diarrhea joke. Extremely unfunny, not too mention nauseating.

Just die already!

Joan Rivers' comment was said off the cuff. It was a mild little joke. It wasn't like Joan went after the Obamas in a vicious stand-up routine. It was a passing comment. No big deal.

What do you expect from someone who allowed her ex-husband Edgar to molest Melissa throughout her childhood and then "made it up to her" by giving her a career?

Considering she and her ne'er-do-well daughter both have faces that look like they wore those Mardi Gras masks from that Twilight Zone episode, that fugly, old bat is in no position to talk.

Once again, joan simply isn't funny. And that's why I can not stand her. I'm surprised she didn't follow up these pathetic "jokes" with her usual 30 yr old jokes about Elizabeth Taylor and Princess Diana

Aside from not being funny, joan is an all around piece of shit. She doesn't have a single good quality

The only people who think this old miserable cunt is funny are gay men over 50 who think it's still the 1980's.

And she wonder why she has NO friends and why no guy will fuck her.

Well, I don't think she's using gay as a pejorative. She's saying he's gay cuz his wife is really man. Now that's offensive and slightly racist and trans-phobic, but not really anti-gay.

But I totally don't get how people see Michelle as somehow masculine appearing. She looks like a very attractive, athletic woman. Which I think is a lot better than looking like whatever Joan looks like nowadays. And Joan CHOSE to make herself look the way she does. Yikes.

Joan isn't trying to be funny. This is a "limited hangout." It's an intelligence trick. The Mainstream Media are printing the truth (which they do occasionally) but assigning an easy-to-dismiss spokesperson to act as the face of the truth. This way everyone will reject the truth even as they read it because they are rejecting the messenger.

They did the same thing by allowing crazy drunken Charlie Sheen to be their designated public face of 9/11 Truth movement. The MSM won't give air time or print space to architects, engineers, physicists, or pilots on the subject of 9/11 Truth, but they will allow Charlie Sheen to opine on the subject.

You end up saying to yourself, "he's just a crazy drug addict" or "she's just a blathering old hag." That way they can broadcast the truth and deceive you into rejecting it simultaneously. Now anyone who notices out loud the very obvious truth (once you look for it) that Michelle Obama has multiple uniquely male physical features will be lumped in with Joan Rivers and dismissed as a crank.

Michelle is pretty and fit and the girls are also becoming pretty young ladies. Tall women should be proud of the height.

Here is another question about Joan. Why is she everywhere on everything plus on tour all the time? Doesn't she have enough money? Won't the grandson be very well provided for? Her plastic surgery makes her look peculiar, and whatever looks Melissa had also have been warped by an ocd with plastic surgery.

It's nice to stay active when one is elderly, but she is always popping up, like the useless Larry King and Regis do too, although Joan has them beat for appearing everywhere.

People do poke fun at politicians, but talking about "gay" and "tranny" is taking it too far and it does insult gays in general too.

We have always and will always (HEART!) Joan because Joan is not only a good person but she tells it like it is!

And yes, Obama is probably a homosexual and the 'marriage' was strictly for convenience at best.

Oh, for fuck's sake, give up the Obama is gay shit. He isn't. And that's no insult to Obama, gays, or anyone, it's just a fact.

I have to hand it to Michelle Obama, though, because people have thrown some nasty, vile shit at her, and she has risen above it all. I have never heard a nasty word come out of her mouth, and given what the likes of Oxy-contin riddled Rush Limbaugh, the news "readers" on Fox noise, let alone the Republican establishment all say every day, that's really saying something. Mrs. Obama is a class act, through and through.

R79, YOU are fucking crank.

Do you understand that not every woman on the planet is going to be born looking like Twiggy no matter how hard they try? Do you understand that like men, women come in all shapes and sizes? The idea that you're so God damned myopic that you can't comprehend that there are women who are just born bigger and that doesn't make them a man, is apparently lost on you.

Michelle Obama's younger daughter LOOKS LIKE HER, so STFU and stick to the 9/11 stuff because this topic doesn't make any of you morons look bright in the least, it makes you look "mean girl" assholes.

over 50 and still in shape with flat stomach = homosexual every time.

[quote]Do you understand that like men, women come in all shapes and sizes?

Yes, I do. Do you understand that there are uniquely male and uniquely female physical traits?

Are there? So what traits do fat people exhibit?

[quote]Yes, I do. Do you understand that there are uniquely male and uniquely female physical traits?

Yeah, they're called a penis and a vagina. Outside of that, do tell, since there are women born with broad shoulders or even slight hints of an Adam's apple meaning they do have higher testosterone. There are women with PCOS who are STILL women yet have problems with fertility and are hirsute, but guess what, genius? That still doesn't make them a man, nor transgendered. Do you understand what transgendered actually means? So unless you have proof that she was born with a fucking penis and the inability to give birth to children, anyone claiming she's transgendered looks like an idiot.

Thanks, R87.

This is just a variation on 'Obama is a Kenyan.' Anything to make the Obamas look 'not one of us...'

Okay, so where did the two girls come from - adopted; surrogate; can trannys give birth, ha-ha...SERIOUSLy, I've read the gossip about Obama and Michelle online, too, but haven't heard any speculation about their daughters.

Well.............

Well, R50 got me thinking-paranoid, so I took a good look at my fingers, and JHC: my rings fingers are longer (slightly) than my index fingers! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh! Paranoia!

But I'm very much a female and could post a picture of my cunt if anyone wants (which I doubt...!)

People like r89 are why I'm sick of the world right now, and hate people and all the stupid things they do.

I hate republicans now, too. They are the ultimate party of no impoverishing their own people and destroying the planet. They are filled with hate and greed. They are inhumane.

[quote]But I'm very much a female and could post a picture of my cunt if anyone wants (which I doubt...!)

Post a pic of your hands instead.

Someone should tell Joan that her daughter is a Tranny and that her husband Edgar offed himself because he was a repressed homosexual who figured out he made the worst mistake of his life by marrying Joan.

See how she reacts to that.

Joan like that tired old shock jock makes fun of people but then if she is on a show with them kisses up to them.

kind of a sad old drag queen type.

A bit off topic but much is made of Joan's friendship with Prince Charles, mostly by Joan herself. This is highly exaggerated. Joan is one of many nouveaux wealthy Americans supporting his charity the Prince's Trust, has been for years, and this is how she and other major donors are invited to one or two annual functions HRH throws for them to thank them. For many of these donors, this is the only way they can hope to hobnob with royalty, and HRH is more than aware of this.

[quote]Joan like that tired old shock jock makes fun of people but then if she is on a show with them kisses up to them.

You mean this beauty who's officially become an old woman?

I never liked her. She's always seemed like an awful person. And don't get me started on her ugly, talentless daughter. They're both ugly horses who need to shut the hell up and disappear.

R81 Joan is a cunt and so are you. Go scamper off to those lesser places in which you normally dwell and leave the beautiful people alone.

[quote]Attempts at name calling are very juvenile, and totally disrespectful of the office of POTUS.

You know that she's a comedian, right? Just checking.

With all the plastic surgery, silicone, botox and hormone treatments, Joan is the first F2F tranny on the planet.

Looks like a classic case of a celebrity who is used to being scripted getting caught unprepared for questions. In Joan's case, she just said the first shocking thing that popped into her head.

Ten bucks says she doesn't even remember saying it.

Is she still a comedian? I thought she was a huckster for QVC or wherever.

She's a right wing piece of shit and needs attention and all that facework has made her look WORSE.

Joan's twat is so old and dry that the National Park Service has a restraining order against during fire season.

This thread couldn't have been started at a better time:

Old Cunt Joan once again proved that she can dish it but can't take it by cussing and walking out of an interview on CNN today because someone dared to challenge her.

She's fucking pathetic.

Bless her heart. I just don't understand how queens could exist who do not love and adore Joan Rivers. Have you all lost your fucking homosexual minds? Do you even HAVE a sense of humor and a penis? When did so many gays become fat midwestern Christian frauen who are offended about everything. UNCLUTCH THOSE PEARLS, girls. And grow a pair of balls. Joan is a comedy goddess. She razzes everyone, including herself. She has always done this. That is her ACT. The whole "Why aren't you sugar and spice NICER to everyone..wah wah wah wah wah "would piss me off too if I were her. It's like ARE YOU AWAKE, BITCH? Do you know who I am and what I do?

America has lost its sense of humor. Holy bejesus.

Michelle DOES look like a tranny, for shit sake. Obama has been "accused" of being gay for years. What the fuck is anyone "shocked" about? I think many people just orgasm over things to be offended about, really. Seriously.

Michelle Obama does not look like a tranny. get a life.

When it's other people it's "negative", but when it's her it's "funny." What.A.Cunt.

But listen to the 'interview' R105. She's right that Fredericka was completely negative toward Joan. As if everything Joan has done has been controversial and over the top. That's not really true. The interview wasn't balanced at all. So I can understand why Joan had enough.

R105 WOW! She has totally lost her mind, hasn't she? She can't stand to have someone call her on her shit and blows up like a psycho. Not a mentally stable woman by any means.

R108 Exactly! But the sad pathetic queens like R106 & R109 refuse to think about that fact.

She wants to be a shock comedian, but she's offended about being asked about the shock cover! This is the Apprentice version of Joan Rivers.

r105, I read about that earlier today but didn't watch it until now. I thought interviewer had confronted her about the Obama comments, but that didn't even come up. Just the usual "fuck you" Joan, dishes it out but can never take it.

I love how the interviewer just giggles when Joan storms off. Joan will probably call her a tranny too, another beautiful, statuesque black woman for ugly Joan to be bitterly jealous of.

AND if you watch the entire interview, she explains what she is about, that a joke helps people to deal with pain, with crisis. That nothing is sacred when it comes to being able to find a way to laugh. Laughter is a surivival mechanism in life. And she is quite correct that the people she holds up for ridicule are rich, famous people who could give a shit what she says. They ask for it. So many of those who are fucking "offended" by her comments take themselves WAY too seriously anyway and need to be brought down a peg. It's hilarious. Thank GOD for Joan. It will be a sad day when she passes. THEN who will make fun of the narcissistic assclown faux celebs and their shit that doesn't stink?

Gays have had to HAVE a sense of humor for survival, too. That is what has gotten us through for decades. Smiling and joking through the pain. "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it." The gay men who love Joan, who understand Joan are the only ones I want really to hang with. They know. They have been there.

What a vile person she is. Actually she no longer looks like a person. She has the face of a monster but her inside is much uglier than her outside and looking at her you'd think that would be impossible. She also gave birth to a waste of breath.

[quote]AND if you watch the entire interview, she explains what she is about, that a joke helps people to deal with pain, with crisis.

Really? When she was making fun of people like Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson RIGHT after they died, that helped their families feel better?

Some things are just fucking off limits. Not everything can be turned into a goddamn joke.

Anyone remember years ago when she made one of her fashion comments to Duff (an MTV personality) basically making fun of some scarf she had on her head and saying something to the effect of her looking like death warmed over...

And Duff was like, yeah, thanks, I've been battling with cancer and dealing with chemo, bitch.

I can't even believe there would be a thread on Datalounge that would be against Joan Rivers. This is bizarro upside-down world, apparently. Actually, I don't think this is a gay site anymore. Gay people have more sense than this.

[quote]That nothing is sacred when it comes to being able to find a way to laugh. Laughter is a surivival mechanism in life.

Really? Then why is it that no one is allowed to make fun of Missy or Edgar? Hmmm?

R106, well said!

She has always stood up for the gays. I love her.

She is a good person deep down, she pays for the tuition of the kids who work for her. She worked her butt off and I admire her for her strength and can do attitude.

R116, yes. Yes everything can. That is the fucking point. NOTHING is off limits. Seriously? You think "some things are off limits?" Really? Then go sit with Aunt Pitty Pat in the sewing circle, mushbrain.

r114, what about the pain of the 3 girls who were raped & beaten everyday for 10 years...laugh about their pain to ease your own? that makes so much sense.

i like when Joan sticks to pop culture shit. Everything is not funny and i'm over people equating being hip, cool, lib with NEVER being offended, ever.

R118 Newsflash: Most gays under 35 don't give a shit about Joan Rivers or any of these other female "divas". The whole worshipping straight female celebs is only for gay men of a certain age or queeny twinks.

R117, that is hilarious! I bet Joan was so apologetic, which is funny, in and of itself. And, since I know Joan personally, I would bet that when the cameras were off she was the first to be hugging and supporting Duff, too. Joan is such a good person.

Then again, R121 if that's the case, why does Joan not allow anyone to make fun of Melissa or Edgar or his suicide because he couldn't wait to get away from her?

[quote]that a joke helps people to deal with pain, with crisis.

Really, you dumb fuck? How did that joke about those girls being kidnapped and raped for ten god damned years to the point of being impregnated and either made to give birth or punched in the stomach to induce a miscarriage help them deal with their pain?

Guess what? There is a point where you go over the line and I have no doubt if she made a similar joke related to Matthew Shepherd, some of you queens wouldn't find it so funny.

There is a line with her and it's so obvious when it comes to who/what she will and won't target... so God damned obvious because we've all seen those times when she reveals her hypersensitivity. She's a fucking hypocrite because even the most innocuous things said about her own daughter -who wasn't kidnapped and raped for ten God damned years- sets her off, but everyone else is supposed to get her "humor"?

R122, well, bully for you. Hope that works out for you, then.

R123, slightly above average attempt to put yourself above it all. Try again.

Actually, this entire thread is hilarious. All these squawking queens flapping their offended arms, all flustered and put off by Joan Rivers. She would simply say if you don't like her, don't watch her. The end.

I have loved Joan since I was a 8th grader (gaydar alert) but lately she has become somewhat tedious. I get the feeling she will say or do anything now to get attention, like the pot smoking on her reality show. Maybe she will have wardrobe malfunction and show her body.

R126, the doctor's office is on line one. Your medications are ready for pick up.

R128

No one is watching her that's why she's so desperate.

You seem heavily invested in Joan though. Good for you.

R130, your unoriginality is on displace, good for you. I can't wait to meet you in another thread where you use the line about "mother's basement" or "working in fast food."

The woman is a hypocrite. You want to know someone who is probably more offensive, but who I'd defend? Gilbert Gottfried who has said some of the most racist and homophobic things. You know why? Because unlike this hypocritical old bag, he targets EVERYONE. Let's see her make jokes about wounded vets. You think she'd do that? Let's see her make jokes about Reagan's Alzheimer's. You think she'd do that? She's full of shit and you know it.

If I knew she made jokes about anything and everything, then I'd be defending her, but I know she's full of shit. Gilbert Gottfried says some of the most racist, homophobic and misogynistic things and guess what? He doesn't limit himself. He has no filter. I respect him because he isn't a fucking hypocrite like that old witch. HE is an equal opportunity offender.

LMAO! Someone on People.com wrote:

[quote]Joan was funny-back when she was performing in vaudeville in the 1920's.

Yep! It's been a LOOOONG time since she was funny.

R132 can we get Gilbert to start cracking jokes about Edgar slitting his wrists because his daughter was so damn ugly he couldn't bear the sight of her?

Just saw it, so better late than never:

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Joan Rivers was never smart enough to know when to shut up.

I knew it! Michelle Obama is a tranny! An ugly tranny!

Exactly r136, it's one thing to be a low-brow comic, and quite another to be one who has erroneously convinced themselves they're a comic genius.

R130 and so many others seems to think she's the moderator and voice of reason on the thread. The fact that she also sounds like a presumptuous, bullying twat with as much of a connection to reality as her idol. In R114 she says:

[quote]The gay men who love Joan, who understand Joan are the only ones I want really to hang with. They know. They have been there.

Insanity.

For the record, I don't mind Rivers and can forgive her lack of being funny - the only fault I see in the Obama gay/tranny riff - because at one time she WAS funny. However, this haughty cunt posting here is just the type of creature Rivers would flay, because Joan has never liked self-absorbed, nitwit assholery.

Dear lunatic r79, etc, why don't you point out Michelle's Adam's Apple for us?

You can't because she doesn't have that uniquely male trait.

I would love a 'post your pic' thread. You gorgeous bitches should stop hiding yourselves. I'd even take a 'post your body from the neck down' thread.

Anyone who says Joan is a sweetheart in real life is full of shit. The woman would run over a dog if it got her attention.

She's real generous. Just ask some of her writers...

the scabs, not the other ones she paid shit.

[quote]That nothing is sacred when it comes to being able to find a way to laugh.

She says that, but she doesn't believe it, not really. Her constant complaints about others making fun of Melissa, her suing Ben Stein for a satirical article calling her out for profiting on Edgar's suicide, her bitching and flouncing every time someone in an interview starts to call her on her shtick.

Someone upthread brought up Gilbert Gottfried. He never apologizes. (The only time he apologized was the AFLAC thing, and he later said in an interview he didn't want to apologize but literally came home one day and found all hell had broken loose, and a publicist insisted he pick a stock apology to be issued. He seems to regret ever apologizing for it.)

And that's the thing with Gottfried: Offending people is his shtick, it's what he does, and he will not turn into a whiny puddle of goo if you say offensive things about HIM. Joan, on the other hand, can't handle criticism in the least. A lot of us just can't respect that.

I can't wait for her to fucking die.

[quote]I can't wait for her to fucking die.

Whoops, forgot to sign this. Much better now.

[quote]Michelle Obama has man-sized shoulders, a man's ratio of head height to body height and the uniquely male trait of having ring fingers that are longer than one's index fingers. Surgery cannot "correct" any of those traits. Michelle is very likely either a MTF or a hermaphrodite.

OMG, r50! I have broad shoulders and my ring fingers are longer than my index fingers! For all I know, I might have "a man's ratio of head height to body height," too. Why didn't anyone ever tell me that I'm really a man? How come my uterus and ovaries refuse to get the picture?

So what? Joan Rivers no longer bears any resemblance to a human being.

[quote]Gays have had to HAVE a sense of humor for survival, too. That is what has gotten us through for decades. Smiling and joking through the pain. "Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it." The gay men who love Joan, who understand Joan are the only ones I want really to hang with. They know. They have been there.

Poor R114 is sobbing as he types, so great is his love for Saint Joan. But no matter how overwrought and mawkish his defense of her, he can't change the fact that her stupid remarks about Obama and Michelle simply were not funny.

LOL R16

Datalounge always knows first.

Let go to the tape.

Bitch is cray cray.

Where there's smoke…

Any Boystown DL'ers care to comment on this? Does Man's Country really have an Obama suite?

She could have accused any man on earth except this one of being gay and easily gotten away with it.

Guess she will have to adjust that one line to being the comedienne just for the drunks.

Is that link at R152 from SNL?

No, it's from an idiot, R154.

Dementia is so sad and unattractive in a public figure. At least Ronnie had Nancy to force him to stay out of the public eye after he left the white house.

She just a sad old lonely plastic frau. Her recent interview were she walks of set proves that.

When it begins "Barack Hussein Obama" I stop listening.

Joan Rivers is just too old, she's really not funny anymore, and she's operating on automatic pilot.

She just shows up now. Has been doing that for years actually.

All because she has to stay busy. She cannot be alone, be a regular human being, just be some old fart woman.

No, she has to stay in the public eye for no reason other than being lonely and afraid to die a has-been.

Joan needs a good therapist.

For example, Joan's neurotic need to be on television ( and not be alone) results in the very worst display of tastelessness on QVC with her crap jewelry line.

Such ugly shit. Then she has the nerve to talk on and on about her ugly jewelry, even faking a friendly engagement with her lonesome callers.

She seems batshit and greedy.

Joan Rivers actually has the classic Tranny look. And she loves fashion, jewelry, and makeup. Hmmm.............

QVC has been known to drop guest hawkers if they become controversial. I wish they would cut the cord with her. She sells clothing, jewelry, and cosmetics, and makes a ton of money here. Hitting her in the pocket book is probably the only way this woman feels pain.

r161, she's the world's first F2F tranny!

She's pushing her crappy book. She'll walk off CNN, trash the president, say whatever outrageous thing that will call attention to her and her book. Little difference between her and the other right wing skanks, Coulter, Palin and Ingraham.

What r162 said

Why do people think she was joking? Sounded pretty matter-of-fact about it IMO.

[quote]I can't wait for her to fucking die.

You weren't the only one... and conveniently, she barely lasted another month.

bump

Fucking hate her.

Racist, fur-wearing hag. This is why we need death. So the world moves forward.

Yes, Rose, she's finally gone, and far enough.

I always thought her "comedy" was kind of clunky. It's really dumbed down.

I do think she made me laugh one time, but I can't even recall the joke.

And how can one be an allegedly amazing person, while simultaneously creating a shrewish, spoiled brat child?

There's no deeper reflection on a person that how their kid behaves, or turns out.

Why, R167 bump troll? Why?

Early on she was funny and something of a pioneer, but she got mean and pointlessly cruel (as opposed to pointedly cruel).

because the topic is interesting

What surprised me the most when this happened was the fact that so many low information black people ate it up with a spoon. The Man's Country story became fact in short order on all the urban gossip sites. And when Joan died that positively sealed the deal for them.

She was offed because she dared to tell the truth they declared. I think she looks like a high testosterone woman, Period. Ann Coulter has the same thing going on, but she is not beloved here so folks just go along with the tranny diagnosis,